What's your It Follows survival plan?

I thought it was all good up to the very end, which was meh. I find it impressive that this movie was made for only 2 million dollars

It was on top of a house. It can fucking climb.

It got onto the girl's roof at one point though.

they can climb

just go to the crowded place with the bucket of paint and make it visible for other people. Maybe it won't save your life, but at least people will know.

This. With internet personal ads and tinder and all that shit it wouldn't even be an issue these days

>make the legs high and slippery
>your move, it

Fuck a whore everyday

Fly to Tahiti and peacefully wait for death while reading the bible

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Absolute volcel kino

>living like a coward in some shitty, slippery house in the middle of nowhere, while person who gave you it enjoying herself

>ferry to Amsterdam
>fuck the hottest looking prostitute I can find
Simple

Get on an airplane with it and crash it with no survivors

Not have sex.

Go to Pattaya and enjoy the upcoming bloodbath

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>take a trip to Jerusalem
>sit in hallowed ground
>confess my sin to a priest
>wait for an exorcism
Your move, Satan.

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Go to Times Square with a bucket of paint and then just dump the paint on the monster and run. The whole world will be able to see it too and then I can get help from the police to get rid of it. Either just kill it or imprison it. It can try to "follow" me all it wants when it's in a maximum security solitary confinement cell in Rikers.

>go to bangkok
>fuck the first prostitute I can
>free forever

Planes are way to risky. You have to wait in the airport for like 5 hours before and if It catches up to you and gets on the plane with you it's game over.

>middle of nowhere
Literally no reason why you would need to live in some secluded corner.

The kinds of people who visit prostitutes don't have a lot of sex. You will have to hope that whenever a client gets killed, the prostitute fucks another one before it reaches her. Eventually, she'll retire and enter a monogamous relationship, at which point you're fucked.

Personally, I would swear a vow of celibacy and just travel a lot while always calculating its approximate location based on speed and last position seen (I would occasionally camp out in a car for a few days to let it catch up with me). I would die of old age, as would all the people who passed it to me, and the curse would end.

it would be helpful if you knew for sure, if it's it, not some random asshole.

>Hey baby, wanna fuck?
>No

I think I survive.

>live in your house on chicken legs
>don't let in anybody you don't know
>have a basket on a pulley for supplies
Movie fucking solved

The kind of people who visit prostitutes, fuck a lot of prostitutes, especially if it's in a sex tourism hotspot like Amsterdam.
One guy fucks the prostitute I pass it on to and then he goes and fucks another prostitute and so on.

None of you retards who are saying to have sex have seen this film. The person you have sex with will not know and be easily killed. It will then come for you again.

Not him but if it was on a plane, it would be stuck there with me as well. I could at least take it down with me (since I'm probably gonna die anyway) by crashing the plane with no survivors

Go to a craigslist orgy. Then there would be dozens in line before you at least

i haven't had sex
checkmate

Why would you not just get a boat and spend your life at sea

Post the offer on an occult/demonology forum. Some goth girls will be enthused to summon a demon through sex, and they'll take it seriously and survive until you all die of old age.

I would reprogram the synapses to work collectively

>5 hours
I always arrive 2 hours before and am always fine. But yeah you'd have to drive asap to an airport further away to be safe, like a 12 hours drive

I thought the only problem with the movie was that it was too long. It's only like 100 minutes, but the premise is so slight it shouldn't have been longer than 90. the director looooves his long static shots and ends up wearing out its welcome.

Never clarified if It teleports or not.

Trap It in a shipping container and cover with concrete.

>go to [insert 3rd world sex tourism paradise here]
>fuck a whore
>go back
>do the same every couple of years just in case

>plan works
>It gets passed around the girls and their clients
>go back a couple years later
>end up fucking the girl currently with It by pure chance

A better question would be; would you fugg her knowing she was carrying the curse?

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Imagine not having sex for so long that it has a chance to get you

If the monster was coming for me I would just kill all the people that I had recently had sex with, and then when it's about to get me kill myself therefore it can't spread.

Take that faggot!

Someone fugs your dead body.

>implying we're all retarded enough to go the exact same spot in the exact same country.

>don't let in anybody you don't know
It can appear like someone you know, you dumb fucking American't.

It can't talk, dipshit.

celibacy

Stop being antisemitic, that guy's plan is perfect

This is actually a fantastic plan. I've never heard this one before

Crashing this plane!

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Fug a birb or a ayy

So this is an anti incel movie I take it?

my favorite parts of the movie were honestly just the long shots with that meme soundtrack. Like the girl lying in the pool, the part where they're driving through the run down sections of Detroit, etc. Just had a nice atmosphere, reminded me of being a teenager

Let's do this

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Have sex with bad people. I'd do God's work.

nope
incels would survive this movie

why didn't they kill her, wouldn't that stop the curse?

Honestly the premise of me ever having sex is so outlandish that the monster thing doesn't seem far fetched at all by comparison. I consider it a moot point.