/trek/
Attention Bajoran workers edition.
How many Bajoran women did Dukat have?
How many Cardassian-Bajoran hybrid children does he have?
How many half-Cardassian sisters does Kira have?
/trek/
Attention Bajoran workers edition.
How many Bajoran women did Dukat have?
How many Cardassian-Bajoran hybrid children does he have?
How many half-Cardassian sisters does Kira have?
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Friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong.
Based and spoonpilled
This
Attention Bajoran workers
All females report to my office for inspection
All males report to your closest viewscreen so you can see the livestream
That will break their spirit!
Why didn't the ships go at warp 9 all the time? And impulse power in a solar system?
They will now Janeway has returned with her Borg-raping tech.
That timeline is dead and will never come back
I don't have any pictures of Cardassians to post, sorry.
Ecology yo.
Gotchu, senpai.
>Why didn't the ships go at warp 9 all the time?
Two reasons:
A)there was some TNG episode where they showed high warp damages damages subspace.
B)they also explained several times its hard to maintain high warp constantly as it exerts the engines and they need time to recover.
>And impulse power in a solar system?it wasn't explained properly all they said its possible. my guess its problematic to handle the ship at warp inside a solar system with all the planets, asteroids and comets moving around, each giving off gravity wells.
STD showed a shuttle going into warp within the atmosphere though so its definitely possible
>STD showed
"No"
The Obsidian order will come shortly to help you see the error of your ways.
Does Dukat have to take his whole suit off when he needs to pee?
No what?
they clearly showed that in that mini-series between the two seasons, first episode in the Saru origins episode.
>sullying a glorious cardassian thread with STD discussion
why do you faggots have such a hard time understanding the tv shows you watch I thought trek fans were supposed to be smart
It strained the engines
Maybe you should try:
Attention Bajoran Workers
Star Trek Discovery (STD) isn't real Star Trek
Good idea, but is that what Dukat would post?
im surprised that garak didnt insist on the genocide of the founders, after all the founders put them through, the only recompense they received was the female changeling being tried for 'war crimes' not good enough desu
The ball represented Sisko's actual balls, right?
Nice
GET OUT
>the atmosphere
Going warp 9 inside a solar system would destroy it .
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS:
WE ARE STILL ON FOR HASPERAT TONIGHT
No, he pees in it.
well, its a shuttle so it should be capable of warp9. isn't max warp for shuttles in DS9 era was around warp5? then surely STD era shuttles have even lower maximum warp right? Right???
Discovery is a different kind of star trek.
Many trek fans are intelligent but lack social understanding, with catastrophic consequences.
She was a literal Hitler tho.
This meme has seen it's prime come and go.
whoa
Link the memory alpha article about the TNG shuttle max.
Is he still trapped in there?
Has /trek/ been redeemed?
delet this
I feel sick thinking about it.
Fuck you. Just checked.
STD era:
memory-alpha.fandom.com
Warp 5 (cruising velocity)
Warp 7 (maximum velocity)
DS9 era:
memory-alpha.fandom.com
Warp 5
HOW? how the hell did technology go back 115 years in the future?
"Here's to the gayest crew in fagfleet!"
They found that those speeds were unnecessary and even potentially dangerous for shuttles, which travel relatively short distances.
Why? He doesn't know he is trapped. For him it's a win and for everybody else too.
I forot the warp scale change between TOS and TNG. so maybe this is the reason?
yes.. I'll say this is the case for my own sanity.
>Runabouts were designed to have a maximum speed of warp 5. (DS9: "Dax")
thats not a reason to limit the engine. thats what cruising speeds are for and the cruising speed is 5 in the Type-C but there are many times during emergencies where Warp 7 would've been highly beneficial in DS9.
I don't post for (you)s
He knows. He found out about the holodeck.
nerd
Don't post from deviant art, you mongo.
Wait. What? Last time he was mentioned they locked him in that qube thingy with that additional memory with her gf so he could live a long life?
where do you think we are?
You're not my captain!
You can watch star trek casually and still have a fulfilling life with people you love and engage with.
It counts.
Get over it.
>/trek/
>the same terrible DS9 memes repeated no stop
And people wonder what killed those generals, how blind or hypocritical can they be?
balance of terror is the best episode of TOS dont @ me
Im going to keep posting because I live this place and it's people.
No, it's Spock s brain
dude geordi literally just posted not cool brah
lal
What alternatives do you propose? Vulcan nipples edition?
we talk about new things
like the new star trek show called Discovery accessible on CBS all access and Netflix
>god damnit jim!
>damnit jim!
>im a doctor, not an (insert occupation)!
>mint julep incident
why was bones so memorable?
ooh let's do that after this
okay gang only 240 posts to go let's get it
Too skinny
Where do I pay?
Pretty sure we discussed how bad STD is, no need to beat a deadhorse.
one of the only 3 characters in the show
Based cynical loner user
>meru, her legs open
>meru, when the panties fell
>meru and dukat at terok nor
everyone just called ds9 just to tell major kira that her mom was a whore
keked hard
We got you.
Who's meru?
It wasn't that funny.
/TREK/ IS BACK, BABY! WOOHOO!
*quiet sobbing*
Not in the Enterprise holodeck. Barclay made a mini-holoworld for him to live out his pseudo-life in.
He'll see through that illusion as he did the holodeck. Too bad holograms can't commit suicide, poor guy.
They won't talk to you.
4u
>I forot the warp scale change between TOS and TNG. so maybe this is the reason?
The "warp scale change" is literally fan fiction bullshit made up to explain why TOS warp speeds made no sense, especially in rgeards to later warp speeds and the supposed warp 10 limit.
It's "to you", mongman.
I just didn't find it clever or wity.
I don't understand the appeal of lesbianism. Maybe if one of those girls had a penis it would be sexy, but I don't get two wet holes bumping against each other. How do girls even have sex? Drool all over each other? Gross.
Where would you want to live in the Star Trek galaxy?
its ok. I dont like talking to people with snakes in their heads or stomachs
The absolute state of Yea Forums.
Only on /drek/.
Earth.
He's making a point about grammar. That's fair enough, isn't it?
>Where would you want to live in the Star Trek galaxy?
>want to live
lmao
Recommend other good sci-fi show that aren't Trek, Doctor Who, BGS, Babylon 5, SeaQuest or anime
Star trek
I want to spill my mangoo on Deanna Troi.
Space Above and Beyond
in the game of grammatical rock-paper-scissors memes beat fancy talk
>only one season
Awful, pityful, distressing.
What are you gonna do with Kira in a holosuite?
They say Stargate SG1 is good. I wouldn't know
Same thing dragons eat.
Based pretending not to have seen tv shows user
Is that odo?
The ferengi are blatantly Jewish?
>yfw the batman franchise was just odo's holosuite programs
Daily reminder that using an USB plug to open a beer while watching the last episode of Season 7 is a bad idea.
Don't talk about other universes
Most star trek fans don't drink.
Bajor seems pretty comfy, although their religion is a bit goofy.
Clip your fucking nails
The people there seem nice and not annoying or nagging at all.
The 4400
Fringe
Their nails are kinda cute, don't be mean
Fringe is about supernatural
but Fringe sucks
You're not my mom.
I'm drinking right now after fighting with my brother. I sure hope he doesn't die in an easily preventable fire with his son.
It's about fringe science, deals in parallel universes, and has a literal mad scientist as a main character. It's sci-fi enough for you.
They are missing out.
No.
Thanks dude.
The people that frequent /trek/ are either too young to drink or too old and can't because of liver damage.
>live like time stopped during the french revolution
>get yourself and your son killed
he asked for it, also it's suspicious how the wife survived
>what if JJ made X-Files
Yes I am, Andrew. I told you to stop playing on the computer and if I have to tell you again I'm taking away your computer and selling your Star Trek toys. Now you get to it, young man. We're not having this conversation again.
He'd blue ball us worse than Carter
You seem nice.
B-b-b-but MO-OOOOM...
>Guinness
Hungry are you?
Blake's 7
mega.nz
Farscape
mega.nz
But you know what? Fuck you. Go watch some B5 and anime too.
I'm just missing a wee bit of carrots
Just watch Gundam already you shithead.
You've got five seconds to turn that thing off or I'm coming up there with a trash bag. It's a beautiful day and you don't need to be sitting inside playing Star Trek all day, young man.
Or to autistic since alcohol is a social drug.
79 was good, but I'm ten episodes into Zeta and it sucks.
Hi bash, I love you
Izzat boy up 'ere playin' his faggy Star Wars shit again? Ask 'im why he ain't cleaned out the garage yet!
>Implying moms know franchise names
How's the HRT going Jesse?
He wouldn't call it a name, just "playing 'is computah
Zeta moves at a much slower pace than 0079, and best girl doesnt even show up until the last third of the series.
Zeta Gundam is probably my top 3 anime of all time.
Don't be too familiar with peeps you only know online.
Trim your nails bucko
But you haven't even watched LoGH yet, which is the undisputed king of fujo-baiting space anime.
I've seen you in that dress
>emh is activated in futuristic holocaust museum
>discovers that evidence of genocide was fabricated by the winners of a world war
What did they mean by this?
I already told him.
Militarism won in Star trek Kelvin timeline
Yeah, Haman is pretty fucking great.
>implying Andrew gets to keep his computer
Don't you green text me, young man.
What indeed
Klingons don't trim.
Degeneracy will end us.
Are you a girl?
>Be transsexual
>Support the most repressive regime in history
Moooooo goes fox
Worse. I'm a turbo (5'3") manlet.
Why is your pinky thicker than your index?
Do you have friends?
Yep, you almost don't notice the bulge
Is Kirk your fav Captain because he's aggressive?
I know a fatty's hand when I see one
Neanderthal genes at work
You're proud of your poor hygiene? What the fuck is wrong with you.
Since you're not gonna listen anyway, eat some green beans so your hangnails will go away.
rude, and I said no anime because I have already watched all the ones that get recommended
Why? I stop in at that starbucks at least every other week. We're cool.
Bash has no bulge, dude. I've seen the bikini pics
Well then cut your nails, dude. And don't use cables as bottle openers.
>What is tucking?
You new here?
Transsexuals are unstable liars and addicts
Invest in a proper bottle opener.
He didn't use a cable
I'm just fat.
Be more specific.
Janeway is the best captain and VOY is the best /trek/
Rude. But true.
Go back to /fit/ fag.
No.
Can't tuck 100%, bromo
I love Bashirfag!
ew shave your arm hair too
At least she's white.
I want to cuddle with bash!
>Voyager is the best Trek
She has a right to an opinion.
Hi HandFag. You're my favorite.
It's nailfag, newbo
Not if it's wrong.
Why is your thumb so much fatter than your other fingers?
better than Deep Babylon 9
YOU'RE STEALING MY FUCKING LINE AGAIN, YOU HACK
I know a queer's hand when I see one
You have your favorites and I have mine. Simple as.
What the fuck do I look like? Tour de France cyclists?
Just wait for the remake Schlomo.
Literally drooling over a space nigger who is too stupid to even talk to a Q.
Thanks bro. You too.
I use it to stimulate my prostate.
God I wish I was queer or gay or something. But here I'm watching a nerd TV show from the 80s at 11 in the evening on Saturday drinking Guinness taking pictures of my hand for strangers on one of the worst boards on Yea Forums while being white, 100% Slavic and straight as hell.
Wow... piracy, really?
You don't remember him punching Q in the fucking face?
That's a tiny laptop for such a big girl.
Japan approves of anime piracy, because anime is weaponized propaganda created to weaken other nations by converting their vulnerable youth into incel NEETs.
You sound Scottish
YASSSSSS
BASED! NOT YOUR DAD'S TREK!
You might wanna slow down with the personal info, user. Bad things happen to those who share too much.
wtf /trek/ is back up? I thought they killed this shitparty?!
I'm outta here. Dossier user gives me the creeps
Intelligence >>> violence
I bet that event was what made him put humanity on trial.
Thanks. It's a Hewlett Packard 215.
God I wish I was. Even if I prefer south England. Plymouth is such a lovely city. I've spent many summers there.
Go back to plebbit you pussy.
Here's to the heresest to in here's to!
Is there a "What We Left Behind" pirate copy yet?
Why's your basement so dark?
Religion, liberals, and helicopter parenting did that just fine.
Do you think Cardassians have a spoon on their other "head"?
They have religion in Star trek too
No, don't be silly
Gee I wonder why are basements dark. We need Data or some shit for that conundrum.
You should have lights on so you don't get depression
Who the fuck is "Dossier user"? Why does he call himself an user when he's a fucking namefag?
That made me laugh out loud.
He has this program of terror against people here.
What has he done if anything? He wasn't the one who doxxed BF. I don't know if he's the one who doxed VF.
He Posted about his methods. It was creepy
When? And again has he actually done anything? He sounds like an edgy autist
Aren't we all?
I searched him on the archive and found nothing of the sort
Cut your nails you fat fucking retard
Make me.
>it's a faggot attention whore can't stop posting pictures of himself and mass replying to everyone who gives him a (You) episode
I do my best work in the shadows.
star trek
Dance with me /trek/
Poor Odo. Lwaxana was really the only solid who actually cared for him.
Why can’t B5fags stop seething about their literal who show for five seconds?
>be incel
>have woman who wants you
>but you're an incel
>reject her so you can keep pining for oneitis
Dumb incel
You never learn.
You let your women go out in public
Hold Jobs
Wear clothing
And your wonder why your marriage falls apart.
>/trek/
>Attention whore fatties edition.
>dude I love politics and dark tones this is like the Game of Thrones of Trek!
this is how DS9 fans "think"
Or WHAT!? You'll KILL me, like how you killed ENSIGN LYNCH!?
/trek/ is already dying. Please don't worsen the situation by continuing your sad crusade to divide the fandom. It's been 9 years already, get a new hobby.
I wish I was married. I guess I'll always have /trek/.
Remember Molly from TNG/DS9? this is how she looks nowdays.
DS9 fans killed /trek/
I warned them for years.
>Be Irish
>Marry Asian woman
>have daughter that's entirely Asian
O'Brien gets fucked over once again.
More like that he wasn't fucked while his wife was.
Molly O'Brien's actress is half-Asian, half-white.
Source: The episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares with Hana Hatae's family's restaurant, Sushi Ko.
He deserved it. He passed up prime Cardassian engineer pussy for asian poontang.
Star Trek is nothing like Game of Thrones, you deliciously delusional clown. /got/ is half of Yea Forums right now, /trek/ can barely stay off page 10. Stay in your lane, nerds.
GoT is trash for braindead hipsters
have sex
Spam is bad.
>Worf as best security
He literally got crippled by a plastic barrel
don't feed him
>tfw the fun posters have social lives and you're stuck in /trek/ with the chartfag
I miss BF, VF, and Blando
>Lwaxana will never be your constantly horny cougar mommy
;;
>come back to /trek/
>still no What We Left Behind link
I'll beat it out of yous senseless, mack
Get a job
>wanting to watch a 2 hour circlejerk about how they were the best at everything
Trek was killing off main characters before it was cool.
By the time Locutus came around people really believed Picard was being written off the show at the height of his popularity.
>wanting to pay for it
Superior Trek thread
>Transsexuals are unstable liars and addicts
Can't argue with ya there friendo
I like him
Based
Tasha Yar was never popular, though.
Pretty sure it's Chilean Sea Bass. Although a well prepared sea bass with a bowl of extra spicy chili would also be delicious.
Are the new star treks any good
I have literally completely avoided them, I know they redesigned the klingons into chinese people
No, stay away.
>be Robert Beltran, a Mexican
>get hired on Star Trek as a Native American stereotype with a stupid forehead tattoo
>writers take notes from some Armenian scam artist who they thought was Native American because Jews can't tell different ethnicities apart
>writers have no idea what to do with your character besides spout off some boring shit about spirit guides and ancestors
>you get a lot of retarded ass dialogue
>voice your concerns, but the producers refuse to listen
>start sabotaging the show by mouthing to the camera "This is fucking stupid" forcing the directors to film multiple takes until you stop
>the producers begin to hate your guts, but they can't get rid of you because you somehow have a dedicated fan following
>start fucking with the producers by demanding more money every season in the hopes of getting fired
>the madmen actually give you $1mil more every time you ask
>completely phone in your performance for the next 7 years
Truly, he was ABSOLUTELY based.
he even got to make out with 7of9 purely by the producers to appease him
>BASED AS FUCK accoochemoya
He really hasn't done much since. Guess he saved his money. Good for him.
I never understood the appeal of making your chilly extra spicy. Chilly is just fine on its own, especially when it comes as a pear with an exquisite fish (like seabass).
Imagine watching enterprise, expecting a show about the foundation of the federation and first encounters with established star trek races
>a show about the foundation of the federation
I watch Babylon 5 for that.
Shut the fuck up you retarded nigger no one cares about Babylon 5
You have no choice but to begin caring about Babylon 5. /trek/ will soon be dead unless we expand beyond merely discussing Star Trek.
Spamming your autistic shit just makes people not want to post, retard. Nobody comes to this thread to read your posts bitching about DS9 while sucking Babylon 5's dick.
/trek/ dies only at my command.
But I love both DS9 and B5 equally. And, in time, you will too.
you kids done?
The fucking bitterness and off-the-wall visciousness of people here are making me sick of people and their petty bullshit. And I'm a fuckin nobody don't take what I'm saying as narcissistic or that Im elevating myself above anyone
>goes to Yea Forums
>wahh why are people being mean to each other wahh
?
It doesn't seem contrived to you? At all? or even just tiring. Have at me if you want It's what I expect.
Were you bullied as a kid? Are you drunk?
Nah man I just wish people could have discussions without bringing the worst sides of humanity out.
Yeah well I love calling you a faggot when you don't shut the fuck up about Babylon 5, so I guess here we are.
Have you considered it's your fault people call you a retarded nigger?
Why do you love being angry? Woudn't you be happier without all this unnecessary anger?
I don't browse often enough to get called much, I might have. I don't really care at this point.
I'm not angry, I just have to kick you in the dick and make you cry otherwise until you fuck off or else I have to read your essays about how you wish you could beat the shit out of women, why you hate STD, the youtube channels you like to follow, Babylon 5, awful shit that kills threads. You are what is killing /trek/, not /trek/'s lack of interest in Babylon 5.
This shit was born dead. I think your perception of importance is a little off too.
To me it just sounds like you need each other and otherwise you would be in some kind of existential crisis, but that's meme-tier politics
Holy shit people getting this assmad over Babylon 5
half the cast is dead give 'em a fucking break
Mild chili is just beans and meat, meh.
Dude, /trek/ has been dead for almost two years. There hasn't been a qualitative discussion in these threads since 2016.
Yikes and cringe-pilled.
>half the cast is dead
You mean, half the cast is dead dead dead dead dead.
Love the eppy where he gets stabbed and has a near death conversation with himself.
Where's MentalCrash been? Is xhe okay?
She finally de-aged into a baby, just like she always wanted.
I'll never get used to Londo's voice. Also how drastically normal Vir and every other centauri sounds so far. Hes (trigger warning) literally napoleon bonaparte.
You'll know that you've reached peak Londo when you find yourself imitating him in real life.
AHHH, MEESTER GARIBALDI...
I see her in other threads on Yea Forums all the time. I think she just lost interest in Trek.
Yeah he's definitely growing on me as one of those "take the most out of life" kinda characters and he has his sincere moments too. It just seemed ludicrously obvious on who he was based and who the centauri are based on in general.
haha damn dude, exacly like the first episode of black mirror
On an off note I just gotta say I still appreciate this meme and although it's an overspoken opinion It was really awesome to just see Marc get super into his role. It really makes a difference when the actors are having fun and his interplays with sisko are legendary.
bullshit or else warring factions would do this to each other until nothing is left
bump
here, have a hot klingon
Who?
What a sad state Yea Forums is in today, that we should need pity bumps to keep /trek/ alive.
Xhe's ashamed of /trek/
if voyager could maintain max warp they would have been home in 5 1/2 years.
I think you're kind of confused lad I just wanted to post sexy klingon bitches it was hardly out of pity.
Regardless, just let it burn if it's already lit. You can't stop entropy.