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Azor Arya
Azor Ahai
Was this the best scene is season 7 (just the first 40 seconds or so)
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Azor My Girlfriend
All of them are in their prime. Who wins?
305 AC...I am forgotten
Apologize.
ser jaime lannister
First for Stannis
Anyone got the leaks for the next episode?
For some reasons I think there's a big twist incoming
Arya
All around me are familiar faces....
Quite funny, yes. Wonder why no one ever told Dany to shorten those fucking made up titles.
An open world RPG in Essos would be so fun.
So many factions, so many side quests, so many playstyles.
>Braavosi assassin
>Dothraki warrior
>Qartheen warlock
>Second Sons mercenary
>Volantene pyromancer
Dayne was considered the best in his prime. The others it's hard to pin point exactly.
BOW YOU SHIPS
>Mommy pls, mommy pls, pls let me suck the milk
>"What?"
>The milk... the nectar... out of your tits
>"What?! Joffrey?! Joffrey! Answer me!"
>Me wants milk, me want Mommy's milk
>*cough cough cough*
>Mommy's milk...
Fuck you Kit, I never saw it coming!
Ramsay a shit, fookin legend a shit, Daario Naharis a shit, the Mountain could be defeated by the Hound who isn’t on there. Barristan Selmy wins easily, though Bobby has a slim chance of overpowering him with his retard strength
Fookin Legend beats any of those cunts in steel plate fucking cowards any day but he's absolutely got nothing for a shirtless man. Ramsay runs the gauntlet with minimal effort
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Name a single Game of Thrones song as good as this.
Rank 1
Dane>Barristan>Jaime
Rank 2
Oberyn>Bobby>Mountain
Rank 3
Daario>Karl>Ramsay
So now that the dust has settled, is this season one of the biggest disappointing conclusions to a TV series ever?
The real 20 good men
honestly, this was one of the greatest boobs shot of the show
when you manage to hide something in the open
Essos is 10x more interesting than Westeros. It's like GRRM wanted to make Westeros as boring as possible for worldbuilding.
THERE'S ONLY ONE TRUE KING AND HIS NAME IS ROBERT
BOW YE SHITS, BOW BEFORE YOUR KING
I remember
What's stopping Arya from teleporting behind everyone who ever stands in front of them and Haiaing them to dead?
If the "Dany goes evil" leaks are true, the only enjoyment I'm gonna get from that is the idea that are probably more than few real-life kids named "Danaerys" or "Khaleesi" because their parents thought they were naming them after this kickass hero-queen. Instead, they're going to wind up being named after a power-hungry, bloodthirsty madwoman.
Like...that shit's just funny to me cuz fuck these dumbassholes
was this the moment Yea Forums peaked?
Who is he going to kill and who will kill him before the end of the show?
Gotta say, the Warrior of Light song is spooky and great. Same for the Jaqen theme. Shame all the music he's done lately is capeshit tier piano crap.
>name all my /got/ pictures like OP did
>have stannis-stannis7 already saved
>go to save his pic
>saved it as the exact filename OP used
So with this new development, Stannis is confirmed alive, right?
BASED mommy fetish poster
YOU WHORE
>Oberyn is better than the Mountain
>Mountain crushed his skull in single combat
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Its weird that Warrior of Light turned out to be the Baratheon theme instead of King's Arrival. It plays here for Renly and not just Stannis, and it also played for Gendry during the forge scene.
Azor Onion Knight
He knew it was the only antidote. If only he had been able to speak at the time.
we looked for you in the catalog
In terms of pure combat, Oberyn is clearly the better fighter. He only lost because he was caught monologuing
>Who is he going to kill
the show will end the same way twin peaks
jon travels to our dimension
visits d&d and kills them
and then jon(kit) will say WHAT YEAR IS IT
and then Stephen Dillane will do a loud ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Light of the Seven
>
Dayne easily
For me it hasn't surpassed Lost yet but I think it will in the very end.
If Dayne has Dawn he will win
Shirtless Ramsey. That guy was ridiculously OP. Even post S6 Arya had more moments of vulnerability.
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHRRRR
he really was the best character, someone pls post the "the weak should fear the strong" pic with the boar
SPOILERS FINAL EPISODE
Jon kills both Dany and Cersei and and saves the realm, and while all the people of King's Landing watch he proclaims
"*AHEM* fuck lanklets, 5'8 gang ww@"
and then fucks Arya's pussy on the throne infront of everyone.
The End
I never noticed that before. That's quite fucked. Having said that...
>tfw no spooky game of throne centered around baratheons and prophecies with lovecraftian undertones
AAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHH
Imo pausing combat to monologue counts as poor fight strategy and should drop you in the rankings, but I respect your opinion
~Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~
The big guy. Dayne.
kino
Gosh, I love those copypastas.
pretty sure prime dayne runs through them all, followed by selmy and jaime. i think prime oberyn solely focused on killing the opponents is in the legend tier with them as well.
>K-Khaleesi, the wight that stabbed me... Was it Dothraki? Unsullied?
>Ser Jorah, he... h-he looked like a Northerner.
>Oh, Khaleesi. Thank you
>puts your best archers on the frontline and in the Godswood
What did they mean by this?
Robert was an absolute monster in his prime, as strong as the mountain but actually intelligent and skilled. Hammers wreck plate armor. I think he'd be able to hold his own against all but Dayne
dayne is described as barely better than selmy and selmy is barely better than primo jaime, it would be close
>The rape Theon
Dayne and the fookin legend were undefeatable 1v1.
The rape.
Dayne is considered the best with Dawn.
fuck we deserved to have patchface. FUCK
Based
We were not there. Woe to the marvel threads if we had been
>but actually intelligent
But what about when he's dual-wielding?
Legend Tier
Dayne, Selmy, Martell
Strong tier
Clegane, Baratheon, Lannister
Meme tier
Naaharis, Legend, Snow
This is all pointless since you didn't include the strongest one: Randyll Tarly.
>as strong as the mountain
I'm kind of doubting this Tbh senpai
God bless Bessie and her tits!
The mountain, it's canon in the books
>That's it huh? We're some kinda suicide squad?
Next to Greyjoys, Baratheons are pretty spooky with the whole Durrandon lineage whose first King literally slew a God. It also sounds very military-esque in places so I'd say it fits them.
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You have one.
I think he was revisiting the rape of Sansa while Theon fought the horde of Wights.
I like these. Reminds me of the LOST ones
someone should do a tier-list Yea Forums style, complete with spanish subtitles
GODS I WAS SMART BACK THEN
>mfw the leaks confirmed Stannis' return
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Barristan
thanks
So why didn't Lancel just blow the fucking candles out in this scene?
Isn't Randyll the only military leader to have ever BTFO Robert?
10/10
Not him but would it be that weird if someone is extraordinarily strong to dual wield? Dual wield daggers seems acceptable, let's say you are so strong that maybe light magic steel or whatever that allows you to dual wield with efficacy?
>Baratheons are pretty spooky with the whole Durrandon lineage whose first King literally slew a God.
Never heard about this. More info? Is this from those new books?
>martell in legend tier
>jaime in strong tier
He was afraid of spilling hot candle wax onto the green shit obviously. He had to get 5cm closer first and put it out with thumb and forefinger
>no Stannis return
Fucking pleb.
Renly is so low-test on the show. Such a shame.
I can guarantee you not only stannis will not come back, d&d will spend 10 minutes in the final episode reminding people how stannis was an evil human being and worse than night king
>King Stannis in the North
Imagine if this happened. Stannis in the North instead of Jon.
>Cat shutting down that megafaggot Loras
A rare moment of a Tully woman being based.
I think it's said somewhere the only reason the rebellion didn't end that day was because Robert fled before he could face Randyll 1v1
Wondering whose pair that is right now. Any anons want to help
He was a high-test power top in the books. Wish we’d seen tall Chad Renly instead of the guy we got
Is Jamie a meme tho? When did he exactly prove his value? By stabbing a senile targshit in the back? He was even with Ned, which isnt exactly the strongest one around. Think he wasn't even using his broadsword that time.
And he basically lost vs Brienne of fucking Tart, unless that was fanservice.
Because his mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse.
I wonder if there is conection to them vie storm god/drowned god opposition.
Yeah he was without a doubt the best military leader in all Westeros alive before Dany decided to burn him alive for not kneeling.
Lil Pump comes out with Stannis and they perform Gucci Gang before the final credits, final shot is a freeze frame of Stannis dabbing with a cup of Lean in his hand and a blunt in the other after pouring some Lean out for his dead homies
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Everything could have been so different...
jaime, barristan and arthur are top 3 because GRRM said so
BASED
Dayne > Selmy > Oberyn > Mountain > Fat king Rob > Jaime (lol won at tournaments big deal) > Daario > fookin legend > Ramsay
Marg was such a qt ;_;
I-ITS NOT MY FAULT
I think the show kind of failed to deliver the point that Renly was supposed to be a prime Robert but without the drinking and whoring. He was Robert without his flaws.
I always unironically imagined book Renly as Billy Herrington. Who would we cast?
The Viper destroyed the Mountain without any real effort and only lost because he was being autistic. Jaime is strong, but after joining the kingsguard he get anymore battlefield experience since the mad king wouldn't let Jaime leave his side.
canonically Ser Barristan was the top gun in his prime
Prime Dayne>Prime Selmy>Prime Robert>Prime Oberyn>Prime Jaime>Rest
aah, a show watcher.
Isn't he still a faggot in the books too tho?
Hi.
So why the fuck did the red whore decided to nap outside in the -10C?
Dayne is a meme
Barristan is #1
Nope. He's just gay.
I want to cuddle with sick and dying Emilia.
His relationship with Loras isn't as explicit as and in the show (although it's confirmed from Martin himself).
cute
I was picturing a Henry Cavill-looking guy, yours is pretty accurate too. Just slap some blue contacts on him and he’s good to go
My Renly.
Why didn't Melly ever give Stannis' army fire swords?
Could have really helped against the 20 good men
Hewwo my cutiepie :3
She hit the wall by the time S6 happened. It was her time. ;_;
I mean we don’t see them fucking but it’s an open secret that a number of characters mention a bunch of times
I haven't seen a single episode post season 5, please tell me if D&D laid enough groundwork for the leaked "Mad Queen Danny" ending?
cringe
Selmy & Dayne are canonically the best, George clearly gets wet thinking about both of them.
>Robert could beat the Mountain
Bullshit
>post the face of any /got/ character watching the NK slaying by Arya
That's not the same person.
Bruh...
Because she's an old crone using her own lifeforce to do those magic tricks, and she was too afraid to give up her own life until the NK was at the door. It's why it almost doesn't work when she's lighting the trench, and why she dies the next day. Also why she had to do all that burning of king's blood and do dark sex-magic instead, taking other people's lifeforces in her stead.
>D&D
>setup
Nah they just had her be kinda not-okay with Jon being Targ and the'll claim that's enough
By UK women's standards she is undeniably attractive without makeup.
t. Bongfemale who wishes she looked like that
Loras is also not a fucking twink in the books. In fact, its portrayed as a surprising thing that these top tier Chads don't have any women by them.
Oh please she would still look fine if she didn't have such shitty style IRL. She was looking like shit IRL while she was on the show too.
nth for Ashara
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE UP TO IN OLDTOWN GEORGE?! DON'T YOU DARE DIE BEFORE WE GET TO FIND OUT.
No. Everyone is acting like she's an unstable cunt all of a sudden, but she hasn't really done anything that cuntish or unstable. She's just her usual smug self.
Better than the actual ending.
the Mountain's advantage is size. Any good fighter has a shot. Robert has both size AND is a good fighter, so he'd beat him, but it won't be easy, and it'd be a very close fight.
aside from chav slags younger uk women usually look like that
No, they actually did the opposite, given her recent actions, she's the sanest and most moral person around, if Jon kills her because he thinks she's going "mad", it will be the biggest undeveloped asspull and out of character moment in the show. I wish I was joking.
Dayne
Selmy
Jaime
Bobby B
Oberyn
Mountain
Daario
Fooking Legend
Ramsay
Dayne>Selmy>Jaime=Robert>Oberyn>Mountain>Legend>Daario>Ramsay
kit a dotty bitch
LONDON
Nothing could have saved Stannis from the 20 good men. Except other 20 good men.
oi u cheeky cunt, better cover urself with some burqa.
What are the chances of this being the ending?
>When asked about the infamous Night King scene, David Benioff revealed a surprising bit of improvisation that made it into the final cut.
>"I told [the Night King's actor] to retrieve his sword and to strike Bran down in the cold blood. It was supposed to be this shocking, grusome thing, where Bran would worg into Ghost last minute and dissappear into the night, eventually travelling north of the wall back to the cave of the Three Eyed Raven. We were going to have him revert things using the time travel we set up earlier in the show, in this elegant sort of tragic way, like the ending to Donnie Darko. However, Maise [Williams] had another idea (laughs). She was toying around with the catapults while we were filming, and out of nowhere the thing goes off and flings her ten feet into the air! We were all so shocked and scared for her life, but she played it off coolly, and [the Night King's actor] turned around sort of instinctively and caught her by the throat, meaning no harm but wanting to get a good shot out of the event. Fortunately nobody got hurt, and we got a good plot twist for their efforts."
he did nothing wrong
GRRM has said that Arthur Dayne is the best followed by Jaime in his prime. Word of God.
Remember how we joked about how Dabid will go full cliche? We memed too hard and full cliche would have been far better than what we have now.
SOMEONE TALLER
Nor is he a ultra-faggot who's slept with every stableboy in Westeros and just keeps whoring around after Renly dies.
It's sad how much they really butchered Loras in the show, going for cheap "hey did you forget this guy's gay? Here's another sex scene!" bullshit.
Expectations Subverted%
It's true, Robert fought for hours swinging a warhammer with one hand that Eddard could hardly pick up
Behold, the one true king
He working for the Essos' coalition against Dany.
His other advantage is always being mounted
Quite frankly, they're quite high. I can't imagine what other purpose this retarded character would serve in the story apart from being the last man standing.
Reminder that when GRRM was asked who he would pick to defend him in trial by combat he said Arthur Dayne, Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth.
marry me
Unironically 87.52%
It's over bros. What could be the best show ruined by two talentless hacks.
I just hope it won't be as bad as Lost finale.
epic
Not enough money in the budget for anymore hair dye sorry.
100%
Sansa a cute
As you say...
Lost finale was good though.
Imagine being the Night King in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific ayyyy monster face. I would let you stab me, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is convert another baby boy from Craster's in the Land of Always Winter. Like seriously imagine having to be the Night King and grab her by the throat while Arya flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her bong genes and goblin face, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that jump. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ARYA FIGHTS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and touch her mannish fucking gremlin face that contorts into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wildling female Wights and later alleged Benjen Stark for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the tundras of the far North. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "goblinesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio Theon could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking Night King. You're not going to lose your future capeshit career over this. Just bear it. Get stabbed and bear it.
pretty high 2bqh
Prime Bobby could take on an entire Dothraki hoard by himself.
It would be better than Daenerys winning though.
SALUT!
>xzibit paparazzi starts playing
a daring synthesis
I don't want to meme magic it to death, but let's be honest, it is IMPOSSIBLE to be as bad as the Lost finale.
What Fire Emblem is this dude from?
He was a beast, this is canon. Gods, he was was strong then.
>Brienne
>loses to fucking Biter
Yeah that's horseshit
It'd be fine if she married Jon or Gendry but Sansa becoming Queen makes about as much sense as Cersei keeping the Throne. Did D&D just forget how feudal succession works? Did they forget there was a huge war over someone having the suspicion of being a bastard thus making him illegitimate? Post Season 6, its like everyone that has a noble name can sit on the throne, not how it works.
Who is the guy getting crossed out in the montage? NK?
So who the hell is he killing in Oldtown that helps against Dany?
EGG
>Did D&D just forget how feudal succession works?
Did they ever knew?
there have been some horrific episodes and plots before, but even at its worst i still had fun shitting on it. the last episode was so bad that all i can't even have fun shitting on it because it basically completely destroyed every aspect of the show.
Ned, you’re coming back to Starfall with me. Ashara has some wonderful news.
Azor Jamie
>Jon and Dany conquers KL
>Dany dies
>Jon king
>he says no and goes back north to rebuild wall
>he gives throne to Sansa
D&D change the story by which actors they like the most. They like Lena a lot so she gets to overstay her welcome.
Imagine what could have been...
He killed that boy to get access to the Maesters books on how to kill dragons.
Sansa is Jon's right hand man. By being the last one alive she could take the throne by right of conquest just like Robert did. It's not anyone would oppose. As I type this, I realized how high the chances of this ending happening actually are. We know that Jon kills Dany.
Nnnnnyyyyyyeeeeeeeuuurrrrrrggggghhhhh....
...neowitenz
Dabid needs to play ck2
Do you guys think they’ll go for an independent kingdoms ending, where the realm returns to the borders it had pre-Conquest?
Did white doggo bite the bone?
So how Dumb and Dumber will fuck up celebration?
Will it have at least drkinking game?
Oldtown is against Targs? Would explain why Jorah's old wife is concubine (perhaps even runs the show behind scenes) for that Lyseni.
He has different flaws though. He wants to look good and play the part of gallant king without really caring about ruling.
Stannis (ofc) >Robb (great commander, nice guy, about as politically savy as Hot Pie) > Euron (evil but competent) > Dany (cruel and inexperienced, but she's somewhat trying to learn by ADWD) >Robert (useless drunk) > Renly (useless fag) > Balon (prideful idiot with no long term strategy) > Cersei (paranoid retard) > Joffrey
Imagine a what-if where a Tully wasn't actively getting Starks killed.
Why is Jon and Arya’s relationship essentially non existent in the show? I know it can be difficult to convey internal thoughts but still
unironically would be gigaKino
BASED
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was this copied from reddit or something?
Way too old
Renly is a frat boy in his early 20s
You're right the only people with strong enough claims to press are Jon, Gendry and Daenerys
Why would you need to rebuild the wall if the NK and WW are dead? It's not like Jon would want to rebuild it to keep out Wildlings either.
who are ya, lads?
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post the pasta about it
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Apparently this garbage show is starting tomorrow. Anyone gonna watch it with me?
>putting Stannis first
Stopped reading there. The guy was incompetent and let his emotions drive him. Renly would've destroyed him had Stannis not sold out to a foreign witch. I'd place Stannis at the very bottom. If not for Jon's advice, he'd be dead already.
it hurts
too much
>khaleesi...please...
We can only hope it won't be a democracy ending.
Nah, Sansa is shit useless character with to much plot armor for literally no reason.
But he was in King's Landing long before Dany even resurrected her dragons. What, they sent him to Westeros to do something that required him to be jailed in the dungeon in KL, and then they somehow got him a raven telling him to go check up on dragon-killing in the Citadel since he's already at the store? I don't buy it.
By that logic Tyrion should be the king.
What are your thoughts on Nikolaj's wife?
Primary Drogo, secondary Robb, tertiary Jorah
>being cucked by my own self
Varys, then Tyrion then Aemon.
all we know is that westeros becomes a soviet republic
Got Catelyn Stark, Ser Rodrik Cassel, Robb Stark.
Not bad, but I'd better watch my back around Boltons and Ironbabbies.
Literally a Mongol rape baby.
The questions are absolutely fucking retarded.
Robert claimed it through conquest, kept it through an alliance with the Tullys, Starks, Lannisters and Arryns. All those houses agreed for him to have the throne, because Ned and Jon were Robert's friends, Tullys were tied to the Starks and Lannisters got to have a Queen. Sansa doesn't have any of that to offer, so there's no real reason for anyone to accept her. Same case with Cersei, there's literally no reason why anyone's following her orders. D&D made it so if you aren't a named lord, you don't matter, but there's literally hundreds of lords out there, and you can't feasibly rule the realm without the support of their armies.
replace ramsay with drogo
The fuck if I know. Maybe fatty will find another tome that will justify that.
Also Jon always says he doesnt want to be a leader
t. Loras
that’s gay but independence ending would be kino. hail sweetrobin, king of mountain and vale
>that honesty disparity
Jeor Mormont
Aemon Targayren
Robb Stark
There are some theories that all the Maesters hated magic and its effects on society, and so they plotted to have the Targ dragons reduced in size over the generations until they finally died out, and making sure that magicians couldn't have the same power in Westeros as in Essos.
>Cat
>not bad
No, when GRRM was asked who he would pick to defend him in trial by combat he said Karl Tanner, fookin legend of Gin alley
Seriously, Stannis sucks as a tactician. It would've been better for all if Renly had defeated Stannis instead.
She isn’t ugly but next to this gorgeous man she looks like a roach.
THAT'S FUCKING RAMSAY'S GIRLFRIEND AS THE MC WHAT
Yeah, I think that's one of Preston theories too, yes?
We do not kneel.
You forgot Tommen, he's between Renly and Balon.
He was sent to King's Landing to kill Ned (by Littlefinger). Or he fled to Essos and there he was given that mission, or Littlefinger is working with the coalition against Daenerys.
Is Arthur Dayne the only Arthur in ASOIAF?
source?
>Got Catelyn Stark
But user, you ARE the jew.
Hes looking for nuke building book
A CONSUL OF HARDHOME
If Jon really is Ned's bastard then who was Lyanna pregnant with? The dragon eggs?
I was hoping you would say that......
this but unironically
did mance unintentionally save the world?
If we have the show be realistic, the Riverlands, Reach and Stormlands would be in total anarchy with every lord for himself because their respective liege lords (Freys/Tullys (unless they dig out Radmure), Tyrells and Baratheons) are all extinct. Those liege lords enforce loyalty to the crown (Iron Throne), without any liege lords, there's no reason why they'd be answering to authority from the Crownlands.
Wrong. Sansa has the north, the Tullys, The Arryns, the Lannisters through Tyrion, the Baratheons through Gendry once they legitimize him. She's missing only the Iron Islands, Dorne, and the Reach. The ironmen will follow Yara, while Dorne and the Reach are without leadership.
It's been a book-theory for literally decades now. Preston a shit.
The leaks say there will be a "Royal Council" with elected members so basically a Constitutional Monarchy like modern day UK.
There will be a king and queen but the council has the power on most things.
The fact the show has went full modern politics where it's even effecting the plot of the whole show I can see them going this route which is Lame in my opinion, but democracy good everything else bad am I right.
Shame on the houses of Baratheon for such barbarity, shame.
>Ser Dayne
>Lord Baratheon
>Ser Selmy
>Ser Kingslayer
>Prince Martell
>Ser Clegane
>Maario Naharis
>Ramsay Snow
>the fookin legend of gin alley
>sucks as a tactician
You're retarded and you don't know of wtf you're talking about.
he gave her a sword and she still has it. they are basically lifelong besties
More than why, how? It used magic and giants to works as it worked, no one has the means to rebuild it now.
>unintentionally
fAegon?
But you burn.
all the great houses are exterminated except Lannister Stark and Arryn so probably not.
Based
>hiring a faceless man to kill Ned
>having the money to hire a faceless man for that easy job
>wasting your time hiring a faceless man and having him shipped over to kill fucking NED
That's retarded.
Griff
Honestly - Stannis should have been the king. The Targaryens were inbreeding hackers with dragons that invaded foreign territory and claimed it was theirs. They were ousted by the natives for good. Stannis would have been a just and honorable king and the throne was his by bloodright.
The only reason he's even alive in ADWD is because Jon kept correcting every blatant blunder he was about to make. Did you forget his plan to launch an assault on the Dreadfort?
>Dorne and the Reach are without leadership.
'ate show
simple as is
dubs confirms
>smashed the iron fleet at sea
>sucks as a tactician
lol wut
like they'd make a man the king
If that it is the case then he would just be Aegon, not fAegon?
The Texan guy (Martell) or Jamie
WOLVES WITH STARS IN THEIR EYES
this but gays ruin everything
Using your brain while watching the show? I could understand people doubting it during the early seasons of the show where the glamour and old age hadn't been spelled out yet, but not now.
Feudal succession went out the window as soon as Tommen died. There were no more heirs left since presumably all the male Baratheons had died out (Gendry was a bastard and had no right to the throne).
Ya.
>tfw based Aemon
Sansa has fucking nothing. The Tullys are in Cersei's hands since she has wife and daughter of based Edmure to blackmail him.
Arryns were loyal to littlefinger, which she killed.
Lannisters are loyal to Cersei, Tyrion is a fucking traitor.
>implying Baratheons can't wait to have a legitimated pleb illiterate bastard as their fucking boss
fAegon could have claimed to be Rhaegar's son instead of the Mad King's if this were the case.
If Jon's mother was Ashara then Ned wouldn't have to have lied about who she was to Robert, Robert would have given him a bro high five if anything
He defeated Victarion (a known retard) with the superior Redwyne fleet. Not an accomplishment.
nowhere is it stated it uses her lifeforce, unless you have a solid source it's just conjecture and autistic head canon
but to be fair, all head canon is autistic by default
Azor sansa
You realise Stannis's Bloodright to the throne was his Targaryen blood right?
House Baratheon was founded by a literal Targ rape baby. They are only Westerosi through the female line.
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I wish you good fortune in the wars to come
Because a constitutional monarchy worked out so well for Britain, where the royal family are glorified tabloid celebrities. Fuck it, Westeros will become an absolute monarchy like 18th century France or Prussia.
They'll chain Euron to the throne and throw it into the sea.
You want the throne? Have it! Reign the sea you love so much.
Cersei blew up lancel and kevan, if anything the Lannister’s and westerlands would side with Jaime
Oh wow Jaime is with the good guys now
Old Bear, Robb, Cat
Book SR would choose Sansa over Baelish every time but show SR seems to like him a lot and I don’t know how they’re going to cope with making that change. Why hasn’t SR withdrawn his support after hearing Sansa had his favorite “uncle” publicly knifed
Cersei is equally retarded. Her forces would desert to Jaime, she has as much claim as Sansa - none.
Gendry has more right to the throne than the Queen Mother, which is to say, none unless he's legitimized. But Cersei didn't even have blood relation to Robert.
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Oh look at it, we have a professional killah here.
>And then the westerosi monarchy eventually gets executed in a violent socialist revolution
Best timeline.
You mean 17th century France
so they rescue bad pussy and give her dorne and Sansa gives Sam Highgarden
Please someone combine this two pics
Yeah. I was gonna say it's a Lost tier failure, but it's even worse than that - they never knew wtf they were doing on Lost so couldn't actually come up with a decent ending.
With GoT however they could easily have created a satisfying, sensible, ending but they just decided to fuck it up anyway.
Edric Storm will rule Stormlands.
Robb Stark
Bobby B
Jeor Mormont
Bad possy is kill and so is Ellaria. You're right about Sam.
The temple suddenly crumbling was a terrible misfortune.
>Ned Stark
>Jeor Mormont
>Barristan Selmy
Based and bluepilled
caetlyn, maester aemon, maestor luwin
goddamnit what th-
>rape
It wasn't rape.
When Thoros of Myr keeps resurrecting Beric he goes from a obese jolly man to a gaunt man with skin hanging off him. Because he used his lifeforce in the resurrections. The other red priests we see in the books use the same type of sacrificing life for spells shit every time. Melly is afraid she can't resurrect Jon because she's old and withered under her glamour, with hints of her being way older than she looks being peppered throughout the books. In the show once she'd one the deed she's shown as tired and we actually get to see how old she is under her glamour.
She fucks Stannis to get the lifeforce powers of a king's child to power her shadow magic(why did you think she needed the shag?). She burns people to use their life forces to power her other spells(burning some leeches with king's blood did fuck all because it's not a proper sacrifice), just like Dany burns Mirri Maz Dur and the dragon eggs are brought back to life. Every time it goes back to giving up a life to power spells, not it being tied to any god. She had none of those options available at the end and so finally gave up what little life she had left, practically turning to dust when she died because she was so used up.
You might as well complain about R+L=J is just autistic headcanon in the books.
>so is Ellaria
Is she, confirmed?
Maester Aemon, Maester Luwin, Jeor Mormont
Cersei explicitly left her to die without food and water.
Pretty sure they actually fed her to see her daughter die and rot.
I do love incest as well...
This is partially true, but it also paints the picture of Stannis not being the single-minded buffoon as portrayed on the show: he does listen to good advice. His plan for the upcoming battle of Winterfell looks really inspired (will we ever see it?) but I agree that he's overrated as a tactician (good naval commander though), his real strength is strength of spirit like in the rebellion siege of Storm's End. Still not sure why you are so pro-Renly though, or why you'd put Stannis at the very bottom.
That really expected my subversions
B-butt you were enemies