>that moment when literally the most powerful man on earth invites you to his palace to hand you your new russian passport and makes you a special agent with diplomatic immunity because he likes your movies
How is Seagal so based and influential? Is he the most powerful actor on the planet??
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Im a friend of a friend of Seagal. Genuine nice guy.
Dont bother asking if he visits Yea Forums. He is very computer illiterate
You dont l know him that well then. I'm friends with his IT guy, and hes confirmed that seagal is a cross boarder who frequents Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /pol/ and /k/.
>How is Seagal so based and influential?
his fucking movies are hysterical, my personal fv being "Out for Justice." The only movie it was worth smoking pot for and risking a panic attack just to laugh my ass off. Favorite 2 points of conversation with degenerate friends:
1. If bobby lupo was dirty, how the hell is Segal "out for justice" and who for?
2. who took the polaroid pic of bobby fucking richie's GF, and why would richie care that much about about a piece of snatch?
"Tattoo" is also a great character. Years later, it turned out the fuckig mob actually DID help pay for the film and didn't think their cut was big enough and so were threatening segal. Who thing was hilarious.
Also, consider how back in the early 90s, a fucking movie like this could pull in well over 100 million with almost zero budget but for his salary. so many great scenes in that film, could go on for hours. Best scene though is bar fight where Segal kicks everyone's ass.
You don’t know him that well. I’m the IT guy and Steve’s session time on /k/ increases during production of his movies
>Genuine nice guy.
Yeah he's real nice when you let him molest your kids.
Depardieu also works for Putin
wha happen?
>the most powerful man on earth
A manlet commanding a backwards country with a GDP of Italy and dated military? How powerful
>he doesn't even recognize the operator jog
He has partial control of the United States as well.
He is a useful idiot.
Dey took ‘er
his dated military won the war in syria
He really knows how to fight(something in common with Putin) and speaks well of Russia, also I'm sure Putin is amused by the lies he has also told. Seagal likes to pretend that he was in the CIA and stuff like that.
Literally the education system. I wish that were a joke, but if some anons check, the U.S. dept of education is administered by the Russian Federation. America is being tuned commie from within, just like McCarthy warned.
yes, that's literally how it works. he is the SINGLE most powerful person specifically because he is king. yes, king of an undemocratic, totalitarian hell hole with a mediocre economy, but king nonetheless. what he says is law and no one may contradict him.
>. what he says is law and no one may contradict him.
What do you mean? They have elections that he always wins and his opponents usually mysteriously die, but that's coincidence and if you say otherwise you're an incel conspiratard.
You're retarded
Syrian fighters were armed with even older soviet shit we sold them
the only difference between "undemocratic, totalitarian hell holes" is that they know who their king is. You, on the other hand, think you are free in your globohomo shithole (which btw hasn't had a good economy since the 80s, it's been debt-driven outsourcing ever since) and therefore will never be able to free yourself from the Huxley totalitarianism you live in
Maybe he was made an offer he couldn't refusnik?
What are the odds that Seagal's recent output is a money laundering scheme for the Russian mob?
Putin is certainly the most powerful figure but he doesn't have unilateral decision making abilities. He still has to juggle various power blocks and form coalitions. Russia is better described as an illiberal democracy.
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Putin tried to gift Segal a sliver handled cossack whip but Segal throw it down and told him it wasn’t a gentleman’s weapon and told him in perfect french “liberty, égality, fraternité”
Look it up
>english/german mother
not jewish
No, the difference is also in working economy, medicine, technological level, electricity and water in your house, crime rate, environment protection, judicial system and overall education. I keep telling you, fuckers, come, go to Russia, live here, you fucking deserve this!
seething american detected
>Out for Justice
thanks for this mini review. I'm gonna watch this kino today
1. Russians in the 90s got flooded with American action movies and Seagal is a huge star in Russia through those nostalgia goggles. He's pretty much on par with Schwarzenegger and Stallone, no joke. Putin is using him for cheap PR.
2. Seagal himself is pretty demented and isn't good guy at all (see the scandals and weird shit he's been into in his life) and sees no problem to be associating with someone like Putin. Just like Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un.
All in all, only /pol/tads could look at OP's pic and think it's something cool.
wtf i hate him now
Mickey Rourke also loves Putin
Him and Putin are botox buddies.
Aside from your biased views on Russia, I can't think a single man more powerful right now.
Xi is the obvious contender but he has too many competing factions within the party. Trump gets cockblocked by random judges from local courts and has to give public sloppy blowjobs to selected yids to get anything done. The current Pope is a joke. Jeff Bezos, that was sometimes memed in this respect, got roastied. The Rothschild are still swimming in gorillonz of inherited properties but the new generation is disappointing.
They are a lot of americans stars who go to see this scary Nigga. They received money from him.
What makes you think Putin is not having troubles with the different fractions and oligarchs and trying to please them all?
putin doesn't have nearly as much control as the media projects. you can look at wikileaks communiques between NATO countries intelligence services if you are curious. he has a lot of powerful oligarchs to please.
Hilary Swank and JCD
Actors really are just prostitutes...
>that moment when a dictator wants to use you as a propaganda tool because all the actually famous actors declined
Hi Seagal
>We are at war with Russia
>t. Morgan Freeman
he has to "juggle various power blocs" like a 7th century chinese emperor has to be nice to his allies. the elite pander to him and he panders to them in turn. russia is such a piece of shit precisely because of his incompetence as an autocrat (read about the amur bridge or the vostochny cosmodrome) probably because he's going senile.
>wikileaks
lmaoing.
merkel is the leader of the free world
until 2021
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doesn't look too good
better randomly switch the gun around your left and right hand for good measure
Did euros really believe this? Every country in europe is either a US puppet or a Russian puppet
The Amur bridge project is an example of precisely why he isn't actually an autocrat. A dictator with unilateral control wouldn't have their pet projects stalled by corrupt bureaucrats and striking laborers. Another recent example is the arrest of Michael Calvey for corruption by Moscow police in direct opposition to Putin's directives. Painting Russia as simply a dictatorship doesn't actually capture what's going on there. It's an oversimplification made for easy to digest soundbites.
western europeans are cucks
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