Just waiting for my will to get legally sorted then hanging myself in the woods. I am a tiny bit worried but mostly at peace, if any of you niggers want to give me some recommendations I'd be happy to hear them.
(My problems can't be solved, I'm actually insanely successful financially, academically, career wise, at slamming thots I'm just bored of life. Maybe parental abuse had an effect, but the pains going to be ogre soon regardless, been here 10 years and would have probably committed suicide years ago if this wasn't the case.)
No you're not doing any such thing but I also like to shock and spook anonymous cohorts online with similar threats. Just bee yourself. If you're gonna do it, do it and we'll see you soon.
Logan Brown
Why hang yourself in the woods? Some poor kids gonna find you and become traumatized Also if this is factual, give us some kinda hint so we can find who you were afterwards when it makes the news or something.
Sebastian Perez
>im totally gonna kill myself but FIRST i neeed to farm some (you)'s on Yea Forums
fuck of larper
Julian Nguyen
>Insanely successful financially >bored of life Yeah you're doing something wrong user, spent that money on hallucinogens and other drugs to give you a new perspective. Or do something insane like forest gump and buy a shrimping boat and start shrimping, do something different, don't fucking kill yourself.
Eli Adams
Please dont. There's also something to live for user. I'm praying for you
user who asked u for money here. have you tried to travel around the world? discover new cultures? I'm pretty sure u can be happy again, but u shoud know when u r going to die u r going to just cease to exist.. when u r dead u r dead son, there is no way back
Blake Richardson
>insanely successful >trying to get (Yous) on 4chinnel
Jack Walker
You've done everything except graduate. Are you flunking out?
This. And how can you surrender to become a statistic?
Gavin Harris
See you tomorrow
Mason Johnson
lol so true
Dominic Richardson
OP, check out Samasara and Bakara. It'll be like a nice tour before you go.
Ian Long
can i have your stuff?
Lucas Lee
He is a leftist he hates culture.
Jayden Gray
>wants to die in order to appear on the news If you really were that smart you'd know that it is considered unethical to make news about suicide victims, so cunts like you won't feel like hanging yourselves for 5 minutes of attention.
>Millionaire PHD The myth of the depressed genius that does not hold true in most cases. Truly smart people can sort themselves out emotionally, with clear displays of stoicism and willpower. You're a spoiled brat that will panic when the rope tightens and you start losing consciousness.
>I'm actually insanely successful financially, academically, career wise You're gonna touch a tree and be grossed out by how the bark feels and pussy out. Watch.
Cameron Ross
you should hurry up and kill yourself faster
Xavier Wilson
Just OD on heroin, why do you want to die in such an uncomfy way?
Jacob Brooks
L A R P A R P
Grayson Rodriguez
This isn’t live journal nigga
Julian Ward
this
Jackson Gray
>unironically want to kill myself too >cuckcountry doesn't allow to buy/own guns >the horrible existence continues
>hanging yourself in the woods >not screwing their optics and going in faggot
Ethan Bell
>putting your life in the hands of the members of a mongolian throat singing forum He doesn't deserve the gift of life.
Juan Ortiz
OP doesnt have a soul
Cameron Brooks
I really don't think you should do it. it's incredibly selfish and will impact your family and friends in ways you can't even conceive.
Adrian Stewart
Your hedonistic lifestyle has caused you depression. You consume dopamine in every shape and form and wonder why it hasn't brought you happiness. Am I correct?
Jonathan Cox
How can I save a person if I can't even save myself?
Jason Barnes
Why not travel the world a bit before ending it all? See all there is to see and then, if you still think there's nothing out there, then you end it all.
Dominic Hernandez
..... Have you tried taking anti-depressants before this? I did and my daily suicidal thoughts literally went away completely after they kicked in. Like I was sitting there watching shows and realized that for the first time in forever I was actually chill and enjoying them. Extreme boredom seems like the hallmark of depression, in which case you're killing yourself for a really morbid, easily fixable reason instead of a more weirdly poetic one.
Just putting it out there, you might want to hold off for another 2-6 months and give the meds a shot. I don't see why you wouldn't, since it's a short amount of time to wait compared to the eternity of death...
Henry Jones
>I want to go peacefully
You will be flailing and kicking as you struggle for air dangling from a half-broken neck and during your last seconds you will regret it all.
Justin Wood
That's a misconception. You'll pass out due to the lack of blood flow in your brain, much like MMA fighters lose consciousness when choked out.
Gabriel Harris
I hope you actually do it
Noah Gomez
>Wojak poster Go right ahead mate
Noah Price
>fail to find meaning in meaningless world >plan to hang oneself Not surprised. I'm nearing my 30th birthday, which I set since about 13 as the last point to see if I could make myself happy. Well I'm not happy, no matter what I try. Some of the time outside forces have utterly destroyed my chances, but plenty of blame is surely on me not being able to do the simple task of finding something that makes me feel alive.
So yeah, a few months and I'll be gone and nobody will care.
David Cox
Have SEX!!!
Jackson Howard
How did you gain your wealth? I’m trying to be successful
Cooper Diaz
This.
I made the stupid decision of coming off my meds, noticed an extreme high after coming off the for the first few days and then it slowly started coming back. Pills can work wonders, their often (or at least in my case) snubbed by professionals but they can literally save lives
Oliver Nguyen
Keep going brave warrior
John Harris
Which pills ? I'm on 150mg of Venlafaxine, it doesn't do shit.
Blake Price
fpbp
Dominic Edwards
Postpone your death until after Godzilla King of the Monsters