HAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHA

Literal Whos.

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Lmao they're ALREADY out of money after casting that alcoholic in Iron Man

Marvel's fucking done

Horrible choices, Marvel are fucked once Snyder makes his DC Cinematic Universe.

>Tags: casting couch

lol who are these charisma vacuums?

what the fuck does chris not age?

Why would Marvel risk a property like Thor with no-names? I think one of them is a soap star! LOL.
Nu-Marvel is getting its Elektra/Catwoman and its name be thy Thor!
LOL!!!
Hopefully Downey quits his contract before its too late!
I wouldnt want to be part of this massive shitshow!

You know they did this to save money but in the end its a proverbial good thing. There must be tons of good actors that are no names and struggle to get a chance to prove themselves.

Fucking imagine a world where we got Shia as Thor.

Right time, right place. Literally meant to be. They aren't no-talent hacks, both of them are good actors, so they deserve it. Good on them.

As much as I hate capeshit I must give my respect to Marvel/mouse for not fucking up.

Soapstar?
Next they'll hire fucking wwe wrestlers, and sitcom stars!

Might as well hire fucking troma directors and sitcom directors as well!
What a nightmare!
LOL!

thanos will NOT divide us

just heard an unbased black man got cast as heimdall

he wants to be the next Tom Cruise

His press tours with Brie would set Yea Forums on fire desu

OH NO NO NO

Based.

We got the fuckups at DC to compare to and in comparison, marvel nailed it.

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Strange since the movies visual effects and costumes looked fucking awful

He has always been 26 since he was 15 years old.

They must give good head.

Anyone else sick of capeshit? Hopefully this will be the end of it

Yeah, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel with both the character and the cast.
Mark my words, capeshit will be dead in 2010.
It's only be KINO videogame films from now on!

Ben Affleck would have been better

Can't wait for more Ed Norton Hulk kino!

No, he's perfect for Superman.

I hear he's gonna direct and write the next HULK movie, cant wait to see the Leader as the main villain!

>DC handing over it's most iconic properties to the guy who made pic related
It'll never happen.

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Damn this took me back. Thanks user

Thor? who gives a fuck about Thor? like seriously Iron Man got lucky but fucking Thor? what's next, Guardians of the Galaxy? Doctor Strange? this shit will die by 2011, won't even get started screencap this

Yeah, DC would have to be absolute morons to give Snyder the reins, LOL

its* most

they literally fucked up with thor, chris hemsworth is an awful actor

>KINO videogame films
Sonikino when?

I thought all actors are drug addicts though?

go back to digg or fark or aintitcool!

Watchmen was a good movie though. Disregard the comic book readers who moan about the perfect adaptation. I suspect a lot of things had to go right for Watchmen to work and those things couldn't be reproduced with the other movies.

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Looks like Marvel is fucking it up again, at least we still have DC. I heard the guy who made 300 is making a new Superman movie, thats gonna be so fucking good.

Ugh, why not just make a Nick Fury movie? He in the IM credits scene.

whos the manlet mexican with the anime cosplayers?

0/10 post. The DCEU wasn’t even in development in 2009. Learn to roleplay correctly.

Emily Blunt just dropped out of Iron Man 2 due to scheduling conflicts. Who should they get for Black Widow?

Kinda funny considering Tom originally auditioned as Thor. How different would have things been. It seriously wouldn’t have worked. He was made for Loki and glad they realized that.

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See . You would not have heard this in 2009. Try again.

Everyone in this thread:

Have sex.

Have sex

People literally did object when Elba was cast as Heimdall. Hurr you can't have a black man play a Norse god! The nerd outrage was hilarious.

Nebula knows what's up, RDJ is being rather obnoxious with the way he tries to draw all the attention to himself in this photo

Nebula has mentioned multiple times that she loves that her character is stoic because it's really hard for her to make facial expressions with that makeup on.

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I may be an autist but I’m still going to point out when you retards say something stupid.

Have sex

go back to grade 3 RETARD

>marvel blowing it with casting
>meanwhile based nolan is going to give us the sequel to tdk and it will be perfect

Just wait until next year when Green Lantern with Ryan Reynolds blows Marvel away. By the way, have you all seen X-Men Origins: Wolverine yet? What was up with Reynolds as Deadpool? What a shitty character.

Have sex.

>t. was 9 years old in 2009

I wish Nolans batman movies were more memeworthy.

Why are there so many women in Iron Man 2? Wait, is that Zoe Saldana as SHE-HULK?????

FAIL

Idris Elba is based though. Some brits already knew him.

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That would make me 19 years old. How old are you user?

>Mantis' feelers are cgi.

She looks like a 2nd-rate Klingon without them.

This is how Yea Forums actually posted in 2009 by the way. You zoomers would be calling 00s Yea Forums posting style cringe and reddit.

what? MCU is the most successful franchise in all of film history? they're pretty much printing money

Who is Zoe Saldana?

fuck yeah, kino of capeshit, cant wait to see dark knight part 2!
who will play the joker now that heath died?

Wut?

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This. My insider source is saying that Disney is about to file for bankruptcy any day now.

Epic fail. Learn2RP

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Retard

who's that?

Who the hell is this guy?

>I forgot she wasn't born yet in 2009

she plays a blue cat in Avatar and a pirate bird in the mlp movie

What's marvel and disney have to do with each other, paramount releases the marvel movies.

why wont lilly bring back bangs

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO CUM INSIDE MANTIS

She's going to be in JJ Abrams' Star Trek AND in Avatar. At lest Star Trek will make money.

My dad works at Disney and he said they're in negotiations to buy Marvel by the end of the year.

I heard we're getting the Riddler, fucking awesome

bullshit, they'd be throwing away money. they need to buy dc away from warner brothers!

Leo as the riddler would be fucking awesome!

I remember making fun of the "plastic" costumes when they first showed set pics

Hey thats carcetti.

>Disney buying Marvel
They're still making payments to Steve Jobs for Pixar. I don't expect them to be laying out cash for anything for at least 10-15 years.

user, I...

So guys, any news on the new spider man 4 movie? i read that carnage could be the villain, i don't want to get hyped, i was so hyped for venom in spider man 3 and look how that turned out

Nah, it was garbage

Vic should've been casted as thor. A good wig can do wonders and he's already got a mean look about him.

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To be honest, Marvel NEVER rolled dies or risked anything. They has power of mouse behind them. They could cast disabled black lesbians as Thor and Loki at this point, cuckritics and plebs would love it.

those retarded flicks doesn't need any starpower whatsoever: plebs watch them by social pressure alone

>have you all seen X-Men Origins: Wolverine yet
yeah, I watched the leaked workprint lmao

I have no idea why that went over my head

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They are still literal whos outside their capeshits

>You either give me that tesseract or I'll have you play blow-up doll to the boys at the Asgard Dungeon you sack of shit

jesus christ

Totally agree, the new spiderman with andrew garfield is gonna be so huge it will beat avatar.
Put me in the screencap.

is that the game of thrones guy?

pls explain

God, I want to rewatch The Shield but then I remember all the family plot and autism bullshit.

When they made Thor they still didn't have Disney. Early marvel films were risky, but not super risky because people already knew capeshit drew money.

I'm starting uni this year lads! Huge amounts of sex, best years of my life, a degree I'll enjoy, and a high paying job afterwards!

>black panther

Jesus fucking Christ dude. Delete this post and your life.

Epic fail, bro

OH NONONONO
These movies are gonna flop hard

this *Cinematic Universe* has no future, people only likes Batman and Spiderman

Looks like a Dio video

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Is widow making the pic?

>Shia as Thor
>Hartnett as Loki
Would’ve been kino desu

RDJ is

What are you talking about, the book series? I can't believe ADWD isn't out yet. GET OFF YOUR ASS, GEORGE.

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I SWEAR TO GOD THEY BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING STUPID LIKE MAKE THAT FAGGOT PARKS N REC FAG CHRIS PRATT SOME BIG LEADER SUPERHERO OR SOMETHING

I heard a rumor that they want to expand the movies to even the lesser known superheroes

Who do you think will be Stephen Strange? I personally think Idris Elba.

Lmao could you imagine if they did some stupid shit like Ant Man or Guardians of the Galaxy? There's no way those wouldn't flop

Hopefully mitt will win the election

Literally whos?

>implying anyone knows what gaurdians of the galaxy was in 2009
You don't understand how this thread works do you?

Chad energy.

In the end he just comes off as a dumb blonde that all girls seem to enjoy and can win most fights. I always thought of Thor as a serious, more stern character, but he’s all giggles and jokes in mcu. I’m glad they didn’t make panther and a few others literal funny makers

He’d agree with almost every she has to say and act tough about it too
It’d be one hell of a world if they became a couple. They’d be “alpha lefties” (reddit warriors). I could see them starting a trend where they encourage leftists to start lifting and learning how to debate and fight to dominate people on the right. It’d be pretty crazy

Hemsworth was an awful actor anons, he improved in rag (a shitty movie).
>Shia
>alcoholic in Iron Man
He was a good actor

based retard who can't tell the difference between directing+writing from acting
You like the character better because it was supposed to be different. The acting reflects the new direction.

delete this life

>running the third place candidate again in 2012
even the Republicans aren't this stupid

Was Brie wearing a wig?
I don't recall her having short hair past 2 years

Is Brie trying to fuck Zoe or something

Hemsworth was great in Thor 1. That movie was exceptionally well-cast apart from maybe Natalie Portman (and even she was good in most scenes).

Branagh's Thor is the only one that really demonstrates a noble bearing despite being foolish and cocky.

Chad genetics and enough sleep

anyone tried this? what happens?

Retard

I thought Tom Hiddleston was Kenny from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

either that or she's just autistic. Probably both.

I want to congratulate you all for the great shill work we are doing in this thread Disneybros.

i wanna fuck Mantis

Check the date, mofo

>LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

>Shia

They cannot have been serious about this.

Men are naturally charismatic. Women are only valued for their vaginas. That's why men age like fine wine while women age like spoiled milk spiked with cat piss.

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The opening scene in Star Trek was the best scene in the whole movie and Hemsworth was a big part of why it worked.

>mfw marvelbabies try to make cape movies
Sorry huns you should leave it to the big DC boys

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Lol know nobody remembers who Josh Hartnett is

You and what superheroes? Aquaman? AHAHAHAUAHAHAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAJHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

Oh you just wait till we get the justice league going

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SEE Disney/Pixar's "UP" OPENING IN THREE WEEKS AT A THEATER NEAR YOU

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>Man of Steel
>Batman v Superman
>Suicide Squad
>Wonder Woman
>Justice League
>Aquaman
>Shazam
imagine thinking any of these are good

>andrew garfield
who?

>he didn't see The Social Network
Are you living under a rock buddy?

I could see them making a new Superman (maybe by Nolan after the next Batman?) and Batman vs. Superman has been rumored for years but the rest seem unlikely (especially as Aquaman was a punchline on Entourage). If Joss Whedon couldn't get Wonder Woman working, no one can.

They don't even start filming that until October. How could I have seen it?

Really the only issue with Watchmen is that it fails to understand the ending of the comic book. Changing the ending disaster to Dr. Manhood instead of a vagina faced thu-thu alien completely changes the main themes and tone of the story.

You idioto