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Now that you've had a week to think about it, was S8E03 really the worst rated episode out of the past 3 seasons? Was it really deserving of the 4.23 score, the lowest since the episode "No One" from S6E08 with a 4.71 score?

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Night King somehow managed to get a worse ending than Eredin from the Witcher.

Boar wine, your breastplate stretcher?

*looks at reader*

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It got a far higher rating than it deserves.

WHAT did she mean by this?

twitter.com/khalesus/status/1124177256669241344

Preston really IS a genius!

>Sis, you don't UNDERSTAND. You need to let her go.
>Why should i care about the demands of some peasan-
>HE'S A GOOD FRIEND.
>i dont fucking c-
>HES A GOOD MAN. IF YOU HAD TWENTY MEN LIKE HIM YOU WOULD HAVE THIS REALM SECURED.

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Cersei is bringing her twenty good elephant to personally kill Dany.

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>yfw they put Ed fucking Sheeran because the goblina actress is a huge fan of him
Why does this fucking ay lmao looking chick has to ruin everything? is nothing sacred anymore?

Depends what you value. I thought it was visually stunning, but writing wise, it may prove to be the worst episode in the series if the next 3 episodes don't do something to make it look better in retrospect.

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I would say 4.23 is a good score. Obviously a lot of people just voted 1 because of the ending (which is valid), but a score of 4-5 also takes into account the good parts of the episode.

do you reckon she thinks the writing is shit too?

or is she just pissed that she got killed off?

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Episode 4 is a set up episode like 1 & 2. Only episode 5/6 will be war.

>have s-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP CERSEI

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Is it the lowest score in /got/ history? What did the REAL worst episode, Unbent unbound Unbroken, get?

>Suddenly Cersei riding an elephant followed by Euron and Qyburn being piggybacked by the Mountain appears
>She fucking jump and stab NK in the back using her poison laced valyrian blade

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Jesus Christ, looking back the first seasons were absolute kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=DMgUqguQ1k0

P R E S T O N

themes

God, how come Ed Sheeran looks like an actual troll?

what will you do when sansa sits on the iron throne?

>can't see shit because its so dark
>o my plot armor
>o my dothraki
>o my unsullied
>o my siege weapons
>zombies punching through stone crypt
>night king grabs arya's throat but shes fine next episode
I'm sure that I missed some things but the story was so shit

What did ck2 mean by this?

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>sell oysters for a couple of months
>enough training to kill a thousand year old threat mentioned in every handmaiden tale
Arya is the worst fucking character in this shit show. And guess what? the Netflix Witcher show will also be fucking ruined.

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Warg into the iron throne

I wouldn't be 100% on that. Some of the actors are dropping hints that something surprising will happen and that it isn't a standard buildup episode, but then again they are actors promoting the show.

strawpoll.me/17933939/

Posting this again

post more

Maybe the episode was made dark so we couldn't see the bad writing

That pan-covered son of a bitch back at the bank don't hardly fight fair in my opinion.

The Alexandrian pike infantry didn't draw its defensiveness from scutum like the legionnaires, but from its wall of pikes several men deep. Shields were for defending from arrows and javelins, and even then the pike wall would already deflect arrows because of how dense it was.

Who should be the final boss of Game of Thrones?

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>Dany and Night King die without achieving anything noticeable
>all the fantastic elements of the setting were utterly irrelevant

But what was the point including them?

Worse writing than S07E06? I doubt it.

it hurts.

None whatsoever. Just as anything in the show after s4.

Even now she is basically there just as Jon's love interest

What meaning lies in life?

SOMEBODY ASHARAPOST BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

>Daario (Either)
Fuck off with that, nigga.

>ck2
>play as the Vale
>grab more and more HL form Riverlands
>megawar, independence of most kingdoms
>about to win yet another war for HL of Harrenhal
>Tully Queen fo Trident marries stark King, becomes vassal to him
Why have I never seen a Tully on the level of RADmure?

sometimes i think got is great but then i remember shit like this

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Bend the knee, you shits

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...wow...deep...

>tfw only two votes for our boy Jon
Wtf bros.... of course Jaime is objectively the best looking but you cant just abandon your boy like this.
I'm absolutely certain theres more than two of us who currently boy Jon. Where are all the Jon Bannermen?

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The show died with Joffrey. He was honestly the only villain who really felt like a threat.

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I wonder how meereen is doing after dany left

imagine choosing anyone other than robert

"Tell me, which do you favor, your fingers or your tongue?"

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Night King, with Cersei as a close second.

Dany. It should have always been Dany, the mad queen across the sea with her dragons, dothraki hordes, and her army of slaves.

eef, its close brah. Almost nothing about the last episode was coherent. And considering what the episode was building itself up to be, I could easily see this being worse than beyond the wall.

who the fuck is that and why should i care?

>Literally every single dothraki man in planetos died in about 5 minutes
based writing

based stannisposters

There's a limited number of options you can put.

to draw feminists crowd and get money from views/good publicity.

Viseryschads rise the fuck up

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Ask you're mom lol.

Imagine all the rapes and pillages that were prevented

Hitler dreamed of such efficiency

Then don't expect me to vote for my real husbando if I have to also vote for my anti-husbando.

NK is just a miniboss along with Karl Tanner and that Thenn guy.

she just had her 3rd stroke while typing that

'ate blood magic
'ate the red slag
'ate wildfire
'ate lordly poofs
'ate sacrifice

luv me wife
luv me sons
luv the Seven, bless are Mother
luv King Stannis
luv onions
luv me boat
luv Shireen
luv me fingerbones
luv learnin' t' read
luv Flea Bottom

simple as

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I still don't know who this is. All I know is he's some famous dude and Bongs love him.

Just cross several deserts, Dany. Trust me - Literally Who

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Why is Yea Forums so obsessed with this old man's cock?

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Only roasties give a shit about muh dragon kween

suck my cawk

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are for gay nerds

I am absolutely certain that after recent events, the surge in Night King posting would carry him directly into competition with Stannis if he was in this poll

>it's a Cersei episode
yep, I think kino's back on the menu boys

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Euron and Cthulu

PHALANGITAI

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>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....

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;-;
youtube.com/watch?v=OfOhFTCndD4

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What they said is way worse desu

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Bobby and Viserys should've been seen as the standard for acting in GoT. Character stayed true to books while the excellent acting performance and dabid original scenes made them more compelling than their book counterparts.

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literally just one of the autists ticking up the vote by 1 every few seconds on proxies

>Karl Tanner
Dude has more characterization than NK in just two/three episodes.
'ate Boltons
'ate walkers
'ate fighting
luv me Jon Snow
luv me Gendry
luv me little girls

>people who would do something terrible for an irrational reason
yeah, like what? offing the night king 3 episodes in for the sake of subverting expectations, that it?

The 5th season wasn't recorded, but Terminator Arya was the 2nd worst rated episode.

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>we got Ginger Cunt she ran instead of prime Justin Bieber as prince Joffrey

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Bitch got like 3 free armies for it so I guess it all worked out.

What the fuck

Imagine if Ozzy was in GoT

F

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I feel absolutely no tension whatsoever for the last 3 episodes. Anything after the NK will be so underwhelming.

it's up

youtu.be/BX9r2bC9Aug

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if you think about it they're kinda right

>wedge formation
>get btfo

UNCHAIN THE DAMN DRAGONS BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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Huh, interesting
But their formation looks nothing like , at least as far as I can see only (and if memory serves) the front row of the Unsullied drops their pikes

both of these suck

When people watch this show 20 years from now this scene is gonna be embarrassing. It would be like having Vanilla Ice have a cameo in Dances with Wolves.

It's like these faggots don't even know that flogging has a marked effect on troop mobility

>waahhhh I can't believe they killed the big bad so easily and anticlimatically after all that buildup. it wasn't even the final battle
>oh yeah I loved the purple wedding, best moment of the show

>Ramsay killing like half a dozen of his own men just to fuck with Theon
The writing started to go downhill all the way back in season 3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

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it's perfect desu

Nigga shut the fuck up

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RIGHTFUL KING

>Ramsay defeated the Ironborn at Winterfell
>Ramsay defeated the Ironborn again at the Dreadfort
>Ramsay defeated the Ironborn yet again at Moat Cailin
>Ramsay defeated Stannis at Winterfell
>Ramsay would have defeated Jon at Winterfell had it not been for Baelish ex machina

Randyll only really won against Bobby B. Ramsay is the better commander

>Be Davos
>Survive an onslaught of zombies purely out of luck
>Sees the Red Woman leaving Winterfell
>Proceed to chase her ready with his sword
Lmao, I actually laughed a bit. The dude hates her so much first thing he do is ensuring Mel is dead or he is gonna kill her himself.

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nah don't you get it. ramsay's a real wild card, you never know what he's gonna do next, and that's what's so terrifying. he's like the joker.

Wait so they're not cannibals in the books?

>defeated the Ironborn
Other than Euron, all the Ironborn in the show are good for nothing, so it doesn't count.

Who are you quoting? And I could tell you about how your comparison of the two situations is completely retarded but that would breathe life into your strawman.

remorse

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>literal reddit user watermark
Is the F supposed to be us paying respects to your dead dignity? Because I shant be paying respects for you posting reddit OC in /got/.

do you think theres a huge 2 story stone dong under that kilt

>cavalry
>against a phalanx
kek no, go back to military school

He thinks he can sit it out and still take a slice...

What are the odds this fucker will be standing around somewhere again the next episode?

He died way too early. He would have been able to salvage this shitshow to a certain extend.

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He was right
Azor Shireen had to be avenged

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Beyond the Wall was worse in my opinion due to the sheer stupidity and leaps in logic, but for what is ultimately the climax of GOT's 8 seasons of storyline buildup this was a major disappointment and a huge slap in the face. This was an episode that desperately needed to be good to payoff the series and it majorly fails on almost ever level.

If the show actually added Victarion, we might see the Ironborn actually do cool shit instead of job.

No, cannibals are these.
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Ice-river_clans

Varys my nicca

someone should confront Davos and ask him
what makes one a rightful king?

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He's definitely gonna reappear whenever the next battle occurs. Hell, I'm half expecting some Dothraki to magically reappear next episode.

Only "accurate" depiction of this particular formation I've seen is in that battle at the start of Alexander.

A big dick.

Ramsay Bolton! What will he do next??

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Yes, if they added Victarion and made Euron like he was in the books

Based.

F

>wedge formation only cavalry dude

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Mad Queen Dany would have been kino

bran may as well just lay down and die at the beginning of next episode.

the useless fuck

Oh—I—oh—I—oh—I—oh—I
I'm in love with your boooody

youtube.com/watch?v=u73M1iBwW8o

Every Stannis is a good Stannis. And that Shireen scene was a good fap material.

>what kind of formation you want senpai?
>just fuck my siege up
you got it

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>talks about ramsay
>posts Euron
What did he mean by this?

Funny enough, most websites has that as one of the worst episodes for season 7, but /got/ has it as one of their best for the season. Possibly due to the death of a dragon despite it culminating to the fall of the Wall.

>adding jaime and stannis to the list
gg you ruined it everyone's just going to vote for them obviously

I'm sure he'd say a rightful claim to the throne and being a just man.

Didnt he pretty much fucked his claim by entering the nw

I'm hoping there is some form of debriefing or explanation as to how Arya did what she did

Theon had the only good scene

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Gotta respect him a bit for that.
Mel just create the craziest fire magic shit he has ever seen since bringing back Jon to life and yet he is not afraid to chop her to pieces using nothing but a shitty sword. Pretty based.

Baelish,

What disease is that image portraying?

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ya i mean like lmaoooo my dude its like damn nigga slow down eat yo brefix firs i mean shit nigga be creepin on her like hol up ima finna hafa stab a bitch and is shit nigga all she did was burn some lil white girl shit half her face wuz already burn anyway like shit lmao

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Was it even a siege? The place was just a big square tower.

Greeting user, I invite you to my dinner at Harrenhal!

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He told her he would though.

There is a cannibal wildling clan that all the other wildlings hate and fear, it was a testament to Mance's political skills that he even managed to include them in his alliance. Merging those two tribes was the most retarded merger D&D could have gone for, so of course they went for it.

Do note that the cannibals in the show are the only ones with those shiny distinct axes, with no explanation why they're the only ones with newly forged weapons. So it's not just a name-change.

Reminder the leaks confirm of a sansa ankle scene in episode 5

Imagine being one of those who paid HBO each month.
Each mont, for 9 years, you've given your money to some corporation just because you think a show is good
In the laster season you've noticed a drop in quality but you still give your shekels in order to have the best quality possible for when the big payoff happens, you wouldn't want to have some low quality episode you can't follow properly
9 years of waiting
And then episode 3 happens
IMAGINE

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E
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4chanitis

No known cure exists.

>Godless? Sharon, he thinks I'm fucking godless. Aeron, I am the godliestest fucking man ever to raise pitch. You serve one god you damp fuck, but I've served ten fucking thousand. Ib to Asshai, when them fuckers hear my voice, they fucking pray.

based and genocidepilled

If killing the NK was going to be this stupid then i wish Theon did it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anencephaly

did she not deserve it? she was misguided yes, but evil in her deeds.

The bitch deserved for burning his little princess.

I have neither the time, nor the inclination to go and take off the watermark form the pic, but you're welcome to do so if you feel it's that important desu

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I didn't like it, it was still a walking dead tier death. Told us nothing about Theon, impacted nothing and no one.

This episode has made me go full bookfag, I simply don't care what happens anymore because I know it's just fanfiction.

Help me Yea Forums, my autism is flaring and I'm on the verge of writing my own version of s8

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>cavalry surrounded by infantry

literally why

lol

good boy Davos was never actually going to do it though. He was just pretending so he wouldn't look like a pussy

yes

>purple wedding
>anticlimactic
Are you a Hodor?

Are the Boltons vampires in the books?

>strawpoll.me/17933939/
>No one voted for based Hound

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It was a shitty death, stop blinding yourself.

how the fuck was he able to sleep?

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And dinner, ah shabboosh thatsh off the table ash well?

Ramsey and Myranda were the hottest couples in Westeros

True. I've never seen a less menacing man with a sword than him.

*proceeds to bite off Rhaegal’s head*

>Generals up front

SAY WHAT YOU WANT BUT THIS IS A FUCKING WOMAN WHO STUCK BY HER MAN

Checking those digits of truth

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bruh I've been rewriting episode 3 every day for the past 6 days

as someone who watched up to season 7 of the walking dead

The Long Night was much much worse than even late TWD.

No, but Roose is a pretty hardcore champion for health benefits of blood letting.

>Jorah "not white? slay on sight" Mormont

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>>setting has dragons, giants, direwolves, mammoths, white walkers and fucking ICE SPIDERS
>DABID POLAR BEAR DAVID POLAR BEAR

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The thing is I remember clearly Mel is smirking and looking satisfied while Shireen burns to death. All while acting smug to Stannis about how the sacrifice is all part of the keikaku. No mercy for her.

SHES SO PERFECT

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youtu.be/cGh3s0lPxCQ

How was Gendry able to sleep with the goblina? imagine waking up and seeing that monstrous fucking face just before you fight for your life.

>6 days
Fuck its already almost time to be disappointed again.
Better get started then.

Beyond the Wall sounds like a comfy place to settle down in, if you don't count the whole White Walker bullshit.

SHE WAS GOOD AND KIND AND YOU KILLED HER!

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Why did it open with showing Sam being so afraid? At the battle with wildlings he pretty much had pretty much accepted his fears and did everything he could to win the battle. Now in season 8 he's back to being a complete pussy again.

I'm so mad, Victarion would have been perfect for the show, so would book Euron.
If only GoT had competent showrunners

It still will be if fatty ever finishes writing.

I get the Dothraki, but, I mean, the Unsullied problem is just gonna solve itself eventually

those snakes ruined everything

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>They watched the Terror for the Tuunbaq
>Ignored Tobias Menzies

youtube.com/watch?v=PBIyOYbzvxs

Jaime's face during this scene is priceless

have sex you low standards fucking incel she's literally trash lower than your typical BLACKED star and probably doubly BLACKED irl

the wight hunt was fucking stupid but it didn't have scenes of main characters getting overwhelmed by zombies and then cutting back to them being just fine minutes later.

i unironically like show!Thenns better than book!Thenns

He is a man of his word
The last one that remains after Stannis the Mannis was killed by D&D

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>nobody dies in Battle of Hardhome
>KINO
>nobody dies in battle of Winterfell
>SHIT
Explain yourself /got/

What are you, a fucking eskimo? Who else would ever think that frozen hellhole sounded comfy? The only place north of the wall that's comfy is the Thenn's home, and even then they're no better off than in the south.

>Having sex will raise your standards

EYO JAHN HOW YOU GAWN PROTEG DEM JAHN. YOU CAINT PROTEG Y'OWN PEEPUL HAOW YEW GAWN PROTEG WAHL'INS TOO JAHN. WAHT WALKERS ARE CUMMIN JAHN, DEY KILLED THEON! DEY KILLED EDD! ANDEY GAWN KILLUZZZ TOO UNLESS WE FIGHTEM JAHN. YOU CAINT PROTEC SAYNSUH IM A BETTER KING IN THE NORF THAIN YOU JAHN

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>wedge infantry routing a phalanx
Only reason the phalanx was beaten by the romans was due to the roman's easier and faster manoeuvring without needing flanking protection as opposed to a greek phalanx' flanks. But you could not take on a phalanx head-on, even less with an infantry wedge formation.

youtube.com/watch?v=j_QSZkoSosk

Remember when the show told us that armor was important and then the man who said it was gets stabbed while wearing a steel plate cuirass?

>Bronn randomly popping just to shoot zombie viserion

the disparity between show Stannis and book Stannis is so incredible it's liek they're entirely different characters.

Speaking of the Sand Sneks, wasn't one of them supposed to be a bastard with House Dayne? Like she was supposed be a real qtp2t and not some shitskin? Why didn't we get that in the show?

can someone tell me what is the point of the character of tyrion?

This is the last season, end of the series. You sort of want some hard sacrifices by the final battle

Take that back you dirty doublenigger

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Was Sandor the last character to wear actual chainmail?

Jorah Brownsbane "whitebringer"

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>"Fuck, I'm really gonna have to break this nigga out"

CLEGANEBOWL

I WANT MY CLEGANEBOWL

WHERE'S MY CLEGANEBOWL

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There was a cannibal tribe they could have used and you could have gotten the best of both worlds, cannibals for those raiding scenes and Thenns for the political intrigue scenes where Jon marries them into Northern nobility.

It does though. The moment you're depleted and done you don't want to touch any woman, let alone one that you only want sexually.

This is like worst possible tactical arrangement for any of units available. Have these idiots never played a RTS in there lifes

Friendly reminder that some of the westeros' top military strategists looked at this plan and thought "yup, that looks good".

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Same with Tyrion
Tyrion used to

>le redditbowl
kys retard

This nigga is not a nigga in the books.

Most of the important deaths will be in episode 5 & 6 user. Also Hardhome is kino because of how intense and genuinely hopeless it is. The Long Night is basically a shonen anime battle but with terrible lighting.

Have sex

Seethe harder pathetic anglo whore

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>Hound talks about wanting to finally beating Mountain, but not being able to
>Arya asks if he's up for some "dancing lessons"
>training montage
>Cleganebowl
>Hound about to be beaten
>Does dagger dropping trick, except he's strong enough to do it with his sword
>Mountain=dead for good
>Hound looks at Arya, smiles
>Arya looks at camera, smirks, then winks
>fade to black
>And who... Are you...
fin

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SOMEONE TALLER

I thought his name was Baelor?

did someone say ankle?

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What the fuck happened to Dany's forces? Didn't she used to have 100,000 Dothraki? That's literally the same amount as the army of the dead, that's also supposed to be around 100,000. Did the Dothraki not all come north or something?

D&d didn't understand/like book stannis and stannis actor hated playing it didn't know what was going on

I love her so much /got/!

Tommen>Mycella

you know it to be true in your heart of hearts

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what are the units at the sides? there were only horseniggers and unsullied there

>wanting two men to beat each other to death is reddit tier now
That's why we don't have cool things anymore. Kys, pls.

wtf are you even talking about, it's not like that at all

Why do you keep posting your jewtube channel? Are you that desperate for (You)'s? Make a fucking .webm you lebbitor

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Ned was shouting 'Bail me!'

I wonder what her life is like now after she put her tits on TV for all to see and delivered that godawful bad pussy line. What's most odd to me is that she seems quite reserved and normal in real life, so D&D basically turned her into a turbowhore for the role.

>Ned's first sons are named Jon and Robb, presumably after Jon Arryn and Robert Baratheon
>Jon's son is named Robert, probably after Robert Baratheon
>"Robert's" sons have Lannister names
He was a bad friend. Maybe "Edric" is a Stormlander version of Eddard.

Agreed. People who think 'themes" are important are people who don't understand writing.

Everything isn't fucking aesop's fables, faggots

When Ned shouts "Baelor" at him, he's telling Yoren to look at the statue of Baelor, where Arya is watching.
Baelor is the name of Baelor Targaryen, the super religious king who went volcel, fasted, helped the faith and the poor, was basically the Jesus of Westeros. The Great Sept of Baelor is named for him

most likely some are scattered in westeros for whatever reason, those were 10k even with an absolute overestimation
she should also have less unsullied, they got cucked hard at castelrock or whatever that's called

>speed defeats size

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goblin ye be gone

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BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SOUNDTRACK

>cover the entire side of the board with white walker pieces, so you clearly know there's millions
>hey guys let's also make the dothraki charge into the pitch black darkness to meet that horde that's unaffected by morale with their normal weapons that are completely useless against the undead

fuck these generals are comfy

That is exactly how it is. After I have sex I just don't want to see a woman ever again. That is, until the next time I get horny.

kek

Probably not exactly, but they could possibly be Martin's take on vampires in that world, in terms of being evil and walking amongst man to some extent and having some sort immortality. So far there's nothing supernatural about them or are Roose or Ramsay particularly seductive people. They're just weird and sadistic and take baths with leeches. There are some theories that Ramsey will still kill Roose in the books and when he does, his vampire-spirit will posses Ramsay and that's how their immortality works.

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Best tits I've ever seen. I dont care.

It's called acting, user

>husband is Drogho
>call the dragon Drogon
WTF i only realized it now

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How will he meet his end in the finale?
>Death by his frankenstein monster
>Death by Jaime, the guy he saved back in season 3
>Death by Bronn thanks to the crossbow
>Ninja Arya2.0

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2 more weeks and they'll be gone forever.

Her life is great now that she married me user thanks for asking

STILL HYPE
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dude, it's not like that at all for me

some Dothraki do retreat back to Winterfell after they retard charge for the aesthetics

how many fake out deaths did main characters have in the Battle of Hardhome?

how many fake out deaths did main characters have in the Battle of Winterfell?

REMINDER CERSEI FUCKED THE MOON BOY

>badpussy
>acting
Let's not kid ourselves, she's one step above a pornstar.

Viserys > Visererion
Rhaegar > Rhaegal

rate my small council bros

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Why did Dany name one of her dragons after Viserys given that she hated him and wanted him to die?

Damn that sounds cool as fuck

I don't recall a connection to House Dayne, but Tyene was born of a septa and looked more western than her sisters, blond hair and blue eyes, and played up the innocent godly girl role to her advantage, heading to King's Landing to infiltrate the Faith. So naturally D&D turned her into bad pusy.

I'm gonna let that one slide but youre on fucking notice user, make sure you dont do this again

Well, do you like women in general? Because I don't. I also don't enjoy sex. I mean, I enjoy the physical act, but I don't enjoy the idea of having sex, and I'd rather not be attracted to anyone.

>be actor
>apply for role
>get role
>wtf this character is doing thing that I wouldn't normally!

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mind = blow
why would she name a dragon after her stupid brother tho

Roose and Ramsay are just a pair of psychopaths. Nothing supernatural about it and obviously one of them is going to die at the hand of the other (most likely Roose, which lead to the end of House Bolton either by Stannis or Jon).

>85
Sansha....??

>reddit bad
>4channel good

This is b8 right

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She explains it, you absolute plebeian.

she's the smartest person i know

>when he does, his vampire-spirit will posses Ramsay and that's how their immortality works.
Damn, that sounds retard.

>I've never seen a less menacing man with a sword than him.
One time. one time you proactively apologize for what you were about to see, but didn't actually end up seeing and people nonetheless instantly expect an apology out of you for shit that didn't happen. On top of that, they never praise the good things you do and treat you like you might as well just be taking shit.

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Imagine being as talented and big as ed Sheeran yet being ugly. Fucking brutal.

Do you think she spends her nights crying that there are creeps like me who touch themselves to the thought of her fantastic tits?

What he should name him then? Based on Jorah?
But in all seriousness, she meant it as a tribute for her brother because after all he is the one who protect her all those years ago and she wishes the dragon to be a stronger version of her brother.

Those are the northerners and men of the vale. Jaime, Brienne, Sam, Edd, and Tormund were all with them

If we had to choose who would run the world between reddit and Yea Forums. I'd seppuku myself before I let the faggots on here make choices of any consequence.

Reminder that Cleganebowl is as a whole a betrayal to the character progression and arc of The Hound, who ultimately finds a new life of pacifism and is one of the few characters to find a Good End.

the direwolves resurrected

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KEK

Comfy warez bros unite

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Why would it be? It's literally what Dany did.

>Well, do you like women in general?
not particularly
>I enjoy the physical act, but I don't enjoy the idea of having sex, and I'd rather not be attracted to anyone.
that could be it

>good end
>in a post-Blood-Raven world
kek

She loved him.

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Yeah, I know. But he's still a warrior in the show, so give me blood.

new:

>Royce there when discussing tactics
>Royce absent when the battle happens
What do we think? He knew how shit the plan was so ran off, or he was a Night King spy feeding information back to his true lord?

well it's clear he only fed her because someone gave his beggar ass stuff for free and he only kept her because she had value as trading material, nothing more

Sorry meant to quote the retard who replied.

She'd never be able to use that bow.

oh shit

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>"The cream and gold I call Viserion. Viserys was cruel and weak and frightened, yet he was my brother still. His dragon will do what he could not."

>implying Viserys isn't have to sell himself when they lived on the streets of """Braavos""" to fed her

SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOMETHING BASED IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

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tfw no friends

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Seems retarded for them to put anything outside of the wall or to have anyone mounted. Wouldn't the dead just scare the horses?

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He never covers is eternal breastplate in leather and just didn't want to called-out by the expert for it. He's really never been the same as far as his pride goes since that incident with Baelish and Sweetrobin and being a almost getting Moondoored. And with that bronze plate, it's a foregone conclusion that he doesn't fly so good.

They JUST bitched about how they didn't have enough food for all their soldiers. The horses would be butchered to supply everyone and the Dothraki could walk.

Meant to rule together as incest couple

>And with that bronze plate
Does he even have the rune bronze plate in the show?

new thread:

Why were the ironborn using bows to begin with? They're fucking raiders who show up to cleave your skull with an axe, that's why the archery thing was special to Theon. They should have had them dual-wielding dragonglass hatchets while Theon stood by Bran and did his archery to back them up.

Spouses don't add their bonus' when on the small council
>85
Oh so you're a cheater.

yeah you def broke some shit with your console cheating. probably removed the bastard trait instead of legitimizing normally.

Yep. Horses should have just been dragon fuel. Give all the Dothraki bows and put them on the wall since they're supposed to be good archers.

better yet, put them on the walls as archers

I always try to romance her in CKII but it usually never works

My mommy pays for it so I don't care

Based

The scene where Roose tells Ramsay about his birth was pretty kino.

>varys with like 36 intrigue as master of coin

are you retarded?

oh no I see you just made your waifu nearly as smart as her show equivalent.