How come nobody gives a fuck about the Elton John biopic?

Because nobody gives a fuck about Elton John

I don’t care about Elton, just looking forward to it for the Taron gay sex scenes

well he's still alive, right?

because people only care if you're dead

First of all the dude is still alive, couldn't they wait like 5 years to make this?

Needed to make it after he was dead, like Walk the Line.

I want to see an Eminem biopic desu. Elton John can make a cameo.

Same reason no one cares about the Tolkien one. These biopics are just rout, I doubt Id find eithers lives interesting despite the content they created

We already have that. It's called 8 mile.

Bohemian Rhapsody was a success

Nah. I mean blach blonde Eminem acting girly in interviews to hide his shyness before turning to drugs as a source of confidence, recording the MMLP, pistol-whipping people, getting so drugged up on stage that he forgets what song he's recording, etc.

8 Mile is the movie about pre-Eminem. I want Eminem.

Even though I hate nueminem
I love that movie still.
Shame he went full covefe pot
Old rap aged like wine but new 201x shit is so bad Eminem and d9/dre used to parody it and ended up making it anyway

Sounds kino
Instead we will get another self projection of twinkinem
>what m I saying he hasn't been culturally relevant in over a decade much less so the last 4 years hmmm I wonder why

Little weary on fags

He might not be culturally relevant but he's still a money maker. Kamikaze was the top selling album last year. His stadium showings still sell out in seconds. A movie promising insight into the wild shit that went on with the Eminem camp when he was confident, happy, violent, and at the top of his game would sell.

No one gives a shit about Eminem you dumb whitebboy

White guy here I agree
Sure thing mm u keep thinking that

A biopic about a gay musician? No thanks. Wouldn't work.

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Lmao
>Whaaaa mommy issues
>whaaaa got a whore cunt pregnant
>Whaaaa I took drugs

How fucking riveting

user, that's every rockstar biopic.

no wonder they all suck

Walk the Line was pretty good.

Ok white boy

I'm not sure if I want a Cobain one but I am sure that they would fuck it up.
>inb4 last days
no

Rock musician biopics are just soulless cash grabs for nostalgic boomers. There's no reason for an Elton John biopic to exist. He's not even fucking dead yet.