Is it still kino?

>Epcot last
>Hollywood Studios above anything

Epcot feels like an abandoned food court

They're both equally shit, the only reason HS is above is because it still has Aerosmith and ToT while Epcot has literally fucking nothing left going for it. The only reason to go to Epcot is for food and beer.

going on the haunted mansion ride at Disneyland Paris will always be my fondest memory of childhood, I got scared going in when I saw you had to go in carts but then the whole thing just blew me away, pure magic

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>muh rides
"You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18."

>west coast faggots calling it "Disneyland"

I've been watching a lot of abandoned and defunct Disney youtube vids recently. Definitely died with Eisner.

As opposed to what?

They built cedar point for people like you.

Six Flags might be more his speed and price range.

I fucking loved Epcot in the 90s you faggot and didn't give a shit about the rides. I hate it now because half of the fucking park is abandoned and the suits have no idea what to do with it now. Futureworld has literally nothing in it. Figment and Spaceship Earth, two of the once biggest Disney attractions ever that was once seen as giant accomplishments, are a fucking outdated joke now. There was a point in time Imagineers made unique experiences and characters and didn't just take pre-existing Pixar and Marvel properties that have zero reason being in Epcot - a park celebrating human achievement past and present - and shove it into one great attractions.

The World Showcase is the only enjoyable part of Epcot but go look at what they're charging for a ticket now and tell me it's worth it for that. Not to mention, alcohol is easily available in every park now so if you want to get drunk at Disney you have better options.

Go fuck yourself.

>I've been watching a lot of abandoned and defunct Disney youtube vids recently
kino

Great post

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I DEMAND MORE OPINIONS AND DISCUSSION.

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>oh shit our parks 30th anniversary is tomorrow
>what are we going to do, they're expecting big announcements
>can you get that new intern to whip up a new logo real quick

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Because we have land unlike you fuckwits

Shits wild. Especially since I've been there 4 times since 1992.

Based as fuck

I JUTS WANNA LIVE IN A RETRO-FUTURISM UTOPIA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
youtu.be/EPO3S649TNs

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youtube.com/watch?v=azxQYf9KT94

comfy tier

Disney World.

World > Land

Someone who knew what they were doing

Don’t we all user......don’t we all

OHNONONONO

No. 80% of the guests are rude south americans or Hispanic. No matter what time of the year you go. Summer is too hot

youtube.com/watch?v=HoHXPcRVa5w

>live in california
>have to live with capeshit attractions for the next 10 years

be grateful. we finally got philharmagic after 15 years.

Remember the arcades in epcot in the 90s? My favorite memory there as a child playing sonic

What they did to Tower of Terror is a fucking disgrace.

At least there's still Tokyo.

No that’s GOAT tier right there

The original ToT is still safe in Florida (for now). They only fucked up the one in California.

They were fully prepared to overhaul Florida's version but the amount of backlash they got, and the fact half of the park is currently under construction, they wisened up and put a stop to it.

Yeah, they apparently stopped it in Paris too. But honestly it's just so infuriating. GoTG is a flavor of the month capeshit that no one will give a fuck about in 15 years. It will probably get replaced again in a few years too but the new shiny franchise.

On the other hand the Tower of Terror has eternal appeal by not being tied to trends.

just booked a trip for august
staying at art of animation
stay jelly

HS closed great movie ride, backlot tour, car show, the tower of terror

It's basically ruined for me. If they get rid of Indiana Jones to make more room for star wars nonsense I will never go again

Tower of Terror is still there.
Backlot hasn’t been updated in ages so I don’t miss it, but it’s horrific they replace it with Star Wars shit.

Great Movie Ride is the only big loss, it was the icon of the park and it’s clear they don’t care about “Hollywood” anymore and just care about their own properties.

Epcot is still my favorite for the second half of it

Epcot looks weird with the gravestone-looking things (with the tiny etched photos) instead of the flower gardens like it used to.

dude screens LMAO

Posting from animal kingdom kidani village as we speak

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I genuinely don’t understand what the point of Epcot is. Someone help me understand.

What is the difference between the park in LA and in Orlando?

I'm a non-burger and I've only been to the park in LA.

Epcot has the most kino music desu.

>at disney
>browsing Yea Forums

What went wrong in your life?

>thinking there aren't coasters in Universal
>not knowing that the coasters in Universal are better than any ride in Disney
YIKES

Visited both Disney World and Universal for the first time last year. Disney is a smoothly run land of happiness and dreams. Universal is a gross shithole. Harry Potter world was fantastic, however.

the patricians choice. Glad I went here instead of epcot while in orlando

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>Universal is a gross shithole. Harry Potter world was fantastic, however.

Universal was peak comfy around the opening of Islands of Adventure. Most of those rides are old and broken now tho. Hopefully HP World's success allows them to do some serious renovations and expansions

youtu.be/u0HvWhFjwX4
I mean look at this shit

this, disney world basically the world's only themepark with a government

Going for 7 days. Got the dining plan.

Any must-have reservation lads? I heard Ohana is good.

Yep, the vibe at Universal was that everything was run down, cheap, ugly, etc. I visited it after already being at Disney for 5 days, so maybe I was biased at that point. But I had been excited to visit Universal and indifferent to Disney. By the end of my trip, I realized I didn't care if I ever visited Universal again. I'm going back to Disney in November.

HS just got toy story land and Star wars land will be opening up there in the summer. Epcot is a lost cause at this point though. It's unsustainable to try and keep up with cutting edge technology. They need to shift the focus somehow.

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Good news is universal seems to have gotten the message. They're in the process of remaking the jurassic park area and have just completed their own water park. There's also a new universal park in orlando being developed right now that will be the size of US and IOA put together. Dont write them off completely

Going for the first time this summer, only gonna be able to go to one of the parks though, what’s the redpill on which one I should go to?

Wow I randomly went there with my sister a few years ago and saw all of those. Glad I got to do the great movie ride one last time, first one we ran to.

>They need to shift the focus somehow.
Retro-futurism ala Tokyo DisneySea.
Nostalgia is huge and if they turned Epcot into a "throwback" disney park I think that would make a lot of money.

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that's gonna be one lucky ass kid

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literal who?

/ourguy/ TheTimTracker

>Universal will get Jurassic Memes, the ride is almost the same but with shitty OLED 4D screens
>the only real good thing is Harry Potter
>meanwhile Disney has Star Wars and a Marvel park

Besides Slinky Dog, Toy Story Land is incredibly underwhelming.

Star Wars Land has a total of what, 2 rides, that don’t look particularly great. It doesn’t help Disneyland is getting it too so it asks the park even less unique. I don’t understand why they keep bringing old rides to each park instead of building completely new shit. There’s no point visited Disneyland when 75% of it is identical to WDW now.

The issue is the park is now a nightmare thematically. It no longer has an identity. What the fuck is it? You walk into the park and you’re transported into a 1950s style golden age of Hollywood street. The Chinese theater is now a... modern Mickey Mouse ride? To your right is... Andy’s backyard? And to your left is the Muppets studio and Star Wars? Like what the fuck is it meant to be? Besides the entrance street and Sunset Boulevard, there’s zero resemblance to it being a “Hollywood Studio” anymore. It’s more of a “look at these IPs we own now” park.

Disney used to be a master at theming. Magic Kingdom and Animal Kingdom will always amaze me with how brilliant they manage to capture the feeling of each land. HS and Epcot just feel like a mishmash of shit that Iger put together because he wants all his properties in the park now, whether it makes sense or not.

>Star Wars and a Marvel park
I hate to break this to you but both will involve screens primarily.

The millennium falcon ride is just a video game

>imagine sliding through jen's brap-queen vaginal canal as your first earthly experience

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i miss him bros

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They got rid of the Popeye section :(

It's still new areas, nothing really changed at Universal save for a new Harry Potter area.

Not Television & Film related. Take this discussion to the appropriate board, please.

I find Jenny Nicholson's Theme Park reviews pretty interesting, she obviously loves them.

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Disney was a master at theming! But he's dead and the company is run by a different sort of people now.

The best part is waking up to a voicemail every day from some african lady asking me to spend my afternoon at their cultural center
No thanks I came here to get drunk and go on rides

No they didn't

Plus, you know, the entire new park they are building.

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Autist

I have not once had fun in Disneyland. It was like I was paying to be stressed. The best part of my family trips is when I grab a cheap souvenir from the Pirates of the Carribean gift shop and eat a churro on the way out.

Rainforest Cafe is restaurant kino.

You sound like a sad faggot

Expedition Everest is the most kino ride at the resort. Fight me.

Le Cellier
Chefs du France

Yak and Yeti is pretty good too

>Sir, can you please accompany us to our security area?
>We've seen from our cameras that you've groped Belle, Cinderella and Snow White
>it won't be long sir

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I miss them bros ;_;

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>most kino ride at the resort
>when the yeti animatronic has been broken since 2007

It's the last ride Disney has made in the US not tied to an IP.

For me? It's the giant octopus bar/fish tank at T Rex in Disney Springs

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The theming there is really cool. But the food sucks

That's what $5 Veloci-ritas are for.

>Jiko
>Le Cellier
Good fucking luck trying to get a reservation though.

He said he’s on the dining plan so the cost is irrelevant. If you’re on the plan go for the most expensive shit possible

I normally eat in the parks but I want to try new shit and everyone always recommends resort restaurants. How far away is Jiko from AK? The bus service is so unreliable. I don’t want to waste an hour of park time just to travel to a resort.

Like I got a reservation to Ohana’s at 9:50 because the park closes at 9pm, that way it doesn’t impact my ride times.

Le Cellier is out of the question because I read it takes 2 table service credits? No thanks.

Is alcohol covered by the dining plan?

where is the best hotel in the park without giving your entirely wallet to the mouse?

Yeah. Probably the only reason it’s worth it

Pop Century. The all-star resorts are cheaper but full of annoying screaming kids and ghetto trash families.

Pop century is cheap, but just priced high enough where the blacks and rednecks can’t afford it.

it's only disney world. universal studio is just bigger and fancier than most yuro theme parks but that's about it

I remember the first time I went here
>6'5 looks like a roided out monster walks in
>goes over to the create a dinosaur area
>I'm making one for my girlfriend
>the staff are obviously used to children and therefore treat him like one
>now press the pedal lightly to stuff your new friend
>I'm making this for my girlfriend
>now pick out a heart for your new dino friend
>i'm making this for my girlfriend
>do you want to give your dino friend a name?
>no i'm giving this to my girlfriend
>aw comon you gotta give it a name!
>i-its for my girlfriend she will name it
>give him a house shaped box to put the dino in with a hole in the back for its tail
>see him again later
>he went and bought a plain paper bag to put the dino box in

Go camping at Fort Wilderness.

Was waiting for the check in

>saw one zoomer trying to hit on a solid 6/10 disney princess
cringe

should be thrown out of the park desu

Yikes, I rather spend on the deluxe hotels in that case.

If you’re spending 90% of the day at the parks, just do a value resort. I don’t care where I stay as long as it has a bed.

It covers one alcoholic beverage per quick service or sit down meal generally. Doesn't work at some quick service places for some reason. Also the dining plan is 100% worth it even if you don't drink. One meal at a legit restaurant will cost you close to a days cost of the dining plan plus you get snacks and a quick service. Plus you can just get the most expensive shit everywhere. Has my full recommendation if you're looking to save.

>that Rocket
Have animatronics not advanced at all in the last 20 years?

>went to Epcot in 2000 for the millennium celebration
Did I get lucky and go to Disney back when it was still good? Did I see Peak Disney World?

No, he's trans and he's carrying it. Jenn finally impregnated his boipussy

Mother fucking French Quarters. Not very kid focused and it's one of the cheaper tier 2 resorts. Pretty good food there too and theme is cool. Also it's not huge which i think is nice. We've stayed a few places and it always comes back to French Quarters.

Epcot died when they closed Horizons

hello darkness my old friend

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That’s not peak, you missed horizons and OG Figment. But still pretty kino during that time.

The Motherfucking Tea
gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=686&t=34973&start=975

tfw you found a couple of torrents of gigs of Dizney Park music including good old Horizons

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>Got the dining plan.
Waste of money unless you are 400lbs+

Will guests be allowed to LARP in Star Wars Land?

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Check out the Navi on the Avatar River ride. Looks pretty good.

Shades of Green if you're military

I'm one of the lucky fuckers who got entry inside Harry Potter when it was extremely new and Universal didn't mind LARPers and anti-Muggle faggots.

I'm sure Disney wouldn't mind initially.

Will Star Wars Galaxy's Edge park be kino?

it was free the week i could go so i'll just eat and vomit it out on space mountain

>995 posts talking about this guy
>it's the second thread

Okay give me a TL;DR of this guy, what the fuck. Did I just enter some Disney version of kiwifarms?

just spent an hour reading about this, very cool

>kino
>when everyone and their mom will flood the park for the first 6-8 months

You clearly have no idea how much food costs in the park let alone the cost of eating at a sit down restaurant. Fucking forget it if you want to eat at a character meal and you don't have a meal plan that shit will bankrupt you.

>something as new as animal kingdom
>kino

park is the biggest forced meme

How much does it cost anyway?

>character meal
Only good if you have kids, its creepy to see grown adults groping princes and princesses.

I go every year but my parents always pay for food. We usually do one character meal when we go and then eat DownTown Disney or the cheap places. KC's Hotdogs for lunch while sitting in that little park on Main Street is GOAT.

>character meal
A great place for brush ups, fondles and squeezes. I love grabbing a Snow White's hips and running my thumb up and down her side.

Wait... isn't there a ceiling over diagon ally? To make it look dark all the time... I swear there was, or am I going crazy.

>lying

>safari
>expedition everest
>kali river rapids
>DINOSAUR
>pandora (not even a cameronfag and the theming is great)
>best food out of all the parks (besides maybe epcot)

fuck outta here

>went to Disney Land about 3-4 years ago, during the height of A New Hope 2: Redo Boogaloo
>excited to see Tomorrowland again for the first time since I was a kid
>its plastered with a bunch of fucking nu-wars shit

It soured me for sure.

What went wrong Yea Forums?
youtu.be/TXNHmhqOweQ

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Too bland to be interesting. Consistent daily vlogger for a decade, but he's poor white Sanford trash who realized people would be interested in him going to local theme parks.

Tim and Jen have been live-blogging their lives since about 2010 and trying to get pregnant for a while but thought it impossible since they've been trying to no accord.

At some point they just decided to start talking about Disney. They have like every pass known to man for every park in Orlando and Tampa: all of Disney, Lego Land, Universal/Islands, Busch Gardens, even fucking Sea World and have started getting noticed by the companies that run these parks and getting invited to press events and such.

People hate his wife I guess she 's a cunt to people online and puts on a happy face for the vids.

Reminder that Goose posts in these threads
youtube.com/watch?v=aYCjadfUBgg

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Fuck!!!! I love Epcot. Growing up in a poor area, that was the only time I had to see different cultures.

I have two kids and it still feels awkward and creepy. I think for me, my wife, and 2 kids (son it's 10 so he costs the same as an adult ffs) it's like ballpark 250 per day for the mid tier plan. That's like just barely more than just the price of a character meal for the 4 of us.

That restaurant near the Yeit ride is probably the best place to eat at Disney.

Naa

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>all those white people

>those roasties DRIPPING for his dick

Also I'm not shocked he's a disney nerd. He was in the mickey mouse club for fucks sake

he jus lig meh

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Holy shit. The dinosaurs barely even fucking work anymore. I wanna go back, lads

I always heard Disney was very strict with adults going in costumez. They have their own people in costumes, they don't want tourists coming in with their own. I can agree. It is also a safety thing. You can only have employees in costumes.

As someone who loves the dining plan, it really isn't worth it unless you go to the upscale restaurants and your entire party is 21+ and can drink alcohol.

It's around $75 a night per adult, $28 for a kid. Basically if you want to break even or come out ahead you need to go to the good restaurants and order the most expensive shit. Otherwise, you're paying for the convenience of not having to worry about paying. (besides gratuity which isn't included).

They give A LOT of food. On every trip I end up having 10+ snack credits remaining so I have to bring a bunch of food home.

Personally it's not worth it if you're a normal family or just going casually. If you like making reservations to the upscale pricey restaurants and order alcohol/steak every meal, it's pretty good. Your best bet is looking at the menu of the places your into it, crunching the numbers of the food you might possibly order, and deciding from there if it's worth it.

If you're the type of guy who is fine with a burger or turkey leg for dinner, it definitely is not worth it.

They pretty much have let the rest of the park fall while keeping anything superhero pristine since if they don't Disney will take it from them

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>watch video about a fat Jewtuber seething because Disney princesses avoided him
>even as the princesses are in kayfabe he's still a loser

JUST

I miss Walt bros

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They're redoing this ride now. Jaws closed up. New King Kong ride. They just need to redo Simpsons land and get rid of Fear Factor and Men in Black.

Link?

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>get rid of...Men in Black.
How can you be this fucking pleb
FF can go. That I agree with but MIB is pure theme park kino

chris gambla please stop posting

You know what went wrong, don't make me say it. c'mon

*sneaks back stage and films himself doing it over and over before crying that he got banned resulting in a depression spiral and homelessness*

Did you guys know I was in a band?

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Ok it can stay but upgrade the gun and scoring system, and make the track/scenery better. ToyStory Zerg shooter is 100x better.

are you all nine years old?

>10 snack credits remaining
I think you're doing it wrong. Need to make more random ice cream stops.

The real nine year olds are the ones who can't let themselves have fun regardless of their age

I wonder what her belly button smells like? :/

Juice.
>youtube.com/watch?v=9hLowmoU5nU

youtube.com/watch?v=bRaOhPDNyfo

kino

>On every trip I end up having 10+ snack credits remaining
What the fuck is wrong with your user. There's so much good food at Disney and you're not using your credits at all

yes my dad is Hiroyuki Nishimura my name is chris

Rate my plan guys. Fastpass times are not 100% and need tweaking a bit.

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That dirtbag annoys me

>ToyStory Zerg shooter is 100x better.
what is fun about shooting cardboard cutouts?

>be backdoor disney
>the fake heart attack when the police said they had a warrant to search his phone
classic sonswa

Zerg shooter sucks. The Hollywood studios toy story shooter is where it's at.

They used to give 1 snack credit but they took away the included dessert with quick service meals so now you get 2 snack credits instead, which is way too fucking much for me since I end up getting full from the entrees alone and can't stomach buying a chocolate cake or ice cream after a meal. Also I'm too focused on doing everything to just stop somewhere and enjoy a snack.

It's my goal next vacation to moderate everything I eat so I save room for other snacks.

>ywn be a kid and go on all the comfy Tomorrowland rides like the people-mover for the first time again.

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A man of taste

>Going later this year
>Taking GF with me and it's her first time
>Get to vicariously experience Disney World for the first time again through her
Can't wait

>They aren't Galactic Heroes

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You have 3 FastPasses, just use them. Why are you only booking 1 FP for some days. It's not like there's a penalty if you don't show up.

BTW, Disney just announced today they're opening HS at 6am on the days you're going, so have fun waking up extra early if you want to enjoy star wars land.

Other than that, looks good. You really don't need a FP for haunted mansion or pirates though, I would switch those out with space/splash mountain.

I'm not really gonna look at it. Just having a plan puts you miles ahead of pretty much everyone in the park like that nerd that doesn't know how to use a meal plan properly.

Mainstreet > FrontierLand > TomorrowLand > AdventureLand > ToonTown > FantasyLand

youtu.be/NmSSUYMzQpY

Eat her butthole on the balcony while watching Wishes

>he actually framed it

what a fucking loser hi adam, i have the same name.

I'll bet she's legal now

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They've done worse user. Half the rides and attractions have been changed and bastardized. I remember this really cool, scary alien experience that they turned into Lilo and Stitch crap.

>Why are you only booking 1 FP for some days
First day (Animal Kingdom) we're only arriving at about 5PM or so since we're checking in that day, only really focused on doing Pandora at night that day.
EPCOT is tiered and literally the only 3 rides worth riding are in the same tier, so we didn't book any others so that we can try and nab some Tier 1s on the day after 11AM.
>they're opening HS at 6am on the days you're going, so have fun waking up extra early
Fully prepared to wake up at 5AM and do Star Wars early for the second HS day. We're going with someone who always gets Disney's disability pass so we get guaranteed fastpass entry for the new Star Wars ride. So not worried about missing out on that.
Didn't frame it but I laminated it to keep it good.

>Video opens with "You Only Live Twice"
This is going to be good.

You guys should fuck loudly on top of Cinderella castle.

>most boring ride at magic kingdom
>120 minute wait

i will never understand

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Good ride to finger someone one

this thread is going to make me cry

reminded me I still have this lying around

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zoomer

Help me out lads.

Is the Halloween Party worth it? I've never done it since I always go in August.

What's the matter user?

Ask someone who went to Club 33 anything

They swapped the scary alien out for stitch and now the rides gone and it's just a meet and greet. What the fuck.

youtu.be/HKkVM1f80LI

youtube.com/watch?v=s3LhtG6a2Vw

Phantom Manor is back with Vincent Price's voice, a bunch of other enhancements, and a hitchhiking Melanie.

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Reminder that you can (and should) stay in Magic Kingdom until about 90 minutes after it "officially" closes. Cast members are still about and will take pictures for you. This will let you get pictures of the park without any plebs in the background.

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Pretty fun. You can get more than your fair share of candy since they always buy way more than needed and sometimes there's characters you rarely see out like last year I saw Lotso. Should try it sometime.

Why the fuck would you go in August? that's like peak summer here in Florida and at least 90 degrees...

>tfw 2006
>Year of a Million Dreams
>cast members doing that thing where if you show up at the right place at the right time you can win free shit
>walk into one man's dream
>cast member tells me and my family to step aside
>think we're going to win a stay at the castle or some good shit
>she pulls out a fucking pin and gives it to me

still a kino memory, wish they did this again.

How the fuck did DisneyLand have an Indiana Jones ride for so long dispute not owning the franchise? And why did that have a great, full fledged ride while star wars was shafted with star tours?

Children love it. Parents love it.

The Stitch version was so dogshit that Disney decided to put it in seasonal and then just quietly gut it without any fanfare.

In trying to make Alien Encounter for kids, they forgot that the show by design is inherently scary for little kids what with being enclosed in a small room with claustrophobic restraints with a lot of time spent in the dark and having shit sprayed at you. It doesn't matter how cute you make the alien in the middle, it's gonna freak kids out.

ALL RISE. THE COURT OF DISNEY IS NOW IN SESSION. HONORABLE JUDGE MOUSE PRESIDING

Because that's what works for my family, everyone is working/in college so we usually go late August when the Florida kids go back to school. Honestly never had a problem with the heat. It's my dream to go during Christmas. One day.

Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party is 10/10.
It's the best "event" Disney does.
>Park is quieter
>Boo To You parade is Disney's best parade
>New Firework show this year
>most people are dressed up as their favourite character
>"free" candy
It's absolutely worth it. My family goes every year. Make sure you go in costume though, it really makes the night better, especially if a character from the movie/show you're dressed up as notices you.
>Dad dressed up as Woody
>Buzz runs out of the meet and greet line to meet my dad
Never seen him smile so hard before.

Disney and george lucas have been friends for a really long time
He designed extra-terrorestrial alien encounter for them

>2006: $67
>2019: $109
Why are the parks so goddamn crowded

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I'm going in August, I'm not dressing up. Sounds fun though, probably gonna do it. Thanks user.

I am here to remind you that DisneySea is better than every other Disney park in the world, and cheaper too. Too bad the expansion is going to ruin the theming you better book your trip this year

This is creepy

>sonny eclipse will be destroyed in your lifetime
>most likely within the next 5-10 years

a scary thought

MGM: SOUL
HS: SOULLESS

holy reddit having fun doesnt necessarily mean taking joy in stuff made for children

Brazil.

Where you see this? He's in the most popular (in terms of customers served) fast-food restaurant in all of Disneyworld

>Theme park nerds

I find you all strange, fascinating and beautiful. Never change.

Epcot was fuckin based. I just liked having the full german lunch and massive beer before riding more rides.

t. 30 yr old boomer

There are dozens of us. DOZENS.

He's a unique character not tied to any pre-existing IP and his references are outdated. That's a big no-no nowadays user. Wouldn't you rather want to see funny chris pratt animatronic doing the guardians of the galaxy dance?

Enjoy yourself, user.

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Will security haul my ass if my touch Cinderella's ass?

I don't do hoverhand

Very low capacity

Star Tours was fucking groundbreaking technology at the time and the best way to do dogfights, but then everybody started doing simulators, so it stopped being special. It was also more practical then the original Star Wars ride idea of a rollercoaster that had a fork in the track that allowed guests to vote on whether to go to the separate Light or Dark Side tracks.

Indiana Jones itself was a scaled down version of a full Indiana Jones miniland with the jeep ride, a maze, and a mine car coaster that would also have the train and Jungle Cruise go through, with some plans having the Jungle Cruise be able to drop you off inside the temple to go explore. It got shelved and scaled back in favor of building Splash Mountain first.

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Just fuck off already.

You'd probably ruin her day.
Don't do this, Disney is supposed to be a happy place.

A random cast member brought us up to the top of the giant aquarium in Epcot for no reason last year, was kinda cool. Also got to see walk through the back of It's a Small World because the ride got stuck
>what're you're interesting experiences in Dinnywhirl?

imagine going to a fucking theme lark instead of a zoo kek

dont remind me
youtu.be/vWxbzd96xdc

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As long as you're not really creepy about it she'll probably let you finger her.

Good point, hopefully they send him back to Japan or something instead of him going into the void

I remember I got a really creepy picture of the castle when I last went to Not So Scary. I think it was just smoke from the fireworks, but just the combination of night time castle plus dark blue and purple around the top made for a disturbing image. Wish I could find it again...

Why not both

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it would be very painful

Those are all fucking kino ideas. The line for indiana jones is the only ride I enjoy waiting in since theres so much ambiance and details in the temple.

Reminder that Hollywood Studios and Rock'n'rollercoaster are going to be rethemed soon.
>Only non-Disney rides left
>Disney recently opened up a Cars attraction next to Aerosmith
They're gonna retheme it into a Cars ride soon. I guarantee it.

You're a big prude.

>Hollywood Studios
Meant Tower of Terror

i mean i grew up in florida so its not that weird, back then there was not much to do there

I love RnR, it's one of my favorite attractions, but that's one of the only attractions I wouldn't mind a retheme of. I just hope they aren't fucking lazy with it and actually change the ride track up too and not just insert some new decorations into it.

If it's anything Cars related though I'll be fucking pissed.

Men in Black is starting to show its age and I doubt Universal like maintaining hundreds of animatronics. It needs some sort of a refresh It's no longer a draw, that area of the park is pretty quiet, only used as a path from Simpsons to Diagon Alley.

Fear Factor live is a lot of land used up for a merely OK show (always wondered if the bug juice is real or if they just give them a milk shake).

That cars show is fucking terrible. It's a pretty neat lightning mcqueen robot but that's it. Definitely deserves to be tucked away in the corner of the park.

for you

Post the worst rides in their respective parks

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South Americans. Disney must give them some crazy deal because half the Continent is there every time I go.

>she'll probably let you finger her.
How to do it?

Magic Kingdom:
>Space mountain
>fucking 3hr wait
fuck that noise.

Star Tours uses the same simulators shopped around to loads of parks. Busch Gardens used the same,

Anyone remember these things? Been around since the late 80s. Pretty violent motion and you're literally sitting on benches with no restraints or even backs.

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>bug juice
damn you just reminded me of Beetlejuice's Rock and Roll Graveyard Revue...I remember getting to meet the cast backstage before the show at one point due to so few people watching
>tfw the entire cast doing whip and nae nae to try and stay relevant towards the end
I imagine this was a low point in their careers

Be chad or lie on the internet to other dweebs

It was fun when i was 10. Went back at 17 and it was fucking gay

>Busch Gardens used the same,
I miss their mine simulator.
Forgot the name of it.

>Go for park opening
>Ride it first thing
>Stick your arms up in the air because you're having fun
>Lose your arm because it's built like a fucking deathtrap
Space Mountain terrifies me with how close all the structures are to the track.

I unironically love this ride. Just wish it didn't have such a long boring pre-show.

>that pang of claustrophobia when the ride seals shut

Wonder how many complete freakouts they get a day.

All they had to do is make more scenes and add some randomized paths like Star Tours and it would be kino.

It annoys me that if someone misses their cue and doesn't hit their button it impacts nothing, why make it interactive if it doesn't do anything.

Alright Yea Forums it's time, post em
>Favourite Park
>Favourite Restraunt
>Favourite Ride
>Favourite Snack
>Favourite Magic Kingdom attraction
>Favourite EPCOT attraction
>Favourite Hollywood Studios attraction
>Favourite Animal Kingdom attraction

>nothing is alive in this ride
>its all just screens
>no drops no action no nothing
>plus one (albeit nicely done) animatronic of a hungry skeleton robot

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The worst thing about Space Mountain is that it isn't dark enough. There is scaffolding and supports everything, every drop is a headclipper.

Had two versions, one where you go into a crystal cavern and liquidifies it with a laser (with a neat whirlpool motion) and another where you're going into some sort of tomb (and a skeleton comes out of the ceiling).

>It annoys me that if someone misses their cue and doesn't hit their button it impacts nothing, why make it interactive if it doesn't do anything.
Apparently they've realised this as the Millenium Falcon ride in Galaxy's Edge has failure states if you don't do things properly.
>>Favourite Park
Animal Kingdom
>>Favourite Restraunt
California Grill
>>Favourite Ride
Tower of Terror
>>Favourite Snack
The macaron in Les Halles, EPCOT (pic related)
>>Favourite Magic Kingdom attraction
Peolemover
>>Favourite EPCOT attraction
Living with the Land
>>Favourite Hollywood Studios attraction
Tower of Terror
>>Favourite Animal Kingdom attraction
Expedition Everest

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Magic Kingdom
Whatever the Polynesian one is called
Splash Mountain
Nutella fruit waffles in Liberty Square
Splash Mountain
Old Test Track, but if you're asking for current than Spaceship Earth
Tower of Terror
Expedition Everest

>angsty teenager

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>Magic Kingdom
>'Ohana
>Haunted Mansion
>Citrus Swirl
>Splash Mountain
>Spaceship Earth
>Star Tours
>Dinosaur

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>You'd probably ruin her day.
Unless you purposedly squeeze her butt she wouldn't know about it because her dress is thick and it has a wireframe inside.

She'll most likely be creeped out immediately if you touched her shoulders and arms.

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>haunted mansion is your favorite attraction but not your favorite magic kingdom attraction

user...

There's an article about all the worries the imagineers had with the ride.

Apparently the "your pilot is a 5 year old Brazillian" thing was a massive problem (was apparently great if the entire crew were friends). They've massively cut back on the interactivity so that you don't spend the whole ride flying straight into the wall.

Still has issues with ride length and capacity though. Hoping for some spoiler free reviews once it's open.

>Rise of the resistance has a 40ft vertical drop

Wonder if it'll be Tower of Terror or if it'll be like the lift drop in the Transformers ride. Seems weird hiding a major thrill element in a ride like that, people won't be expecting it and a lot of people scared of drops will be riding it.

>tfw no disney bf to enjoy the parks with

i'm a _boy btw

You're a child if you enjoy it. The only reason I would go waste money there is when I have kids if they want to go.

wonder what'll happen to tomorrowland at DL when galaxy's edge opens up

Going on your own has its own benefits. Can go on whatever the fuck you want ("really, you want to do Snow White?!").

Probably going to try and do DLP on my own when the expansion is done. I want to do all the cheesy kiddie crap dammit!

How is Disneyland in comparison to World?

Magic Kingdom
Th Italian pizza place in Epcot for food, Cosmic Rays for experience
Expedition Everest
Churros
People mover or Carousel of progress
Epcot???
>Maelstrom staus: destroyed
>Test Track status: ruined
is guess it has to be Spaceship earth, but actually my favorite thing in Epcot is the trains in Germany
Tower of Terror
Everest, dinosaur is 2nd

>Going on your own
>theme parks
Yikes

Only acceptable if you're a theme park reviewer/Jewtuber

Reddit as fuck. Get the fuck outta here.

more rides, they're still replacing everything with IPs though

shit, only worth going to say you've been

Disneyland>>>Magic Kingdom
Walt Disney World Resort>Disneyland Resort

As a whole or just Magic Kingdom?

Disney World is 4 parks so it doesn't compare to the two.

Indiana Jones is the best ride though.

everything is much more closer together, you can hop on one ride and jump on line for the next in a minute unlike disney world where everything is much more spaced out.

that said, the tourists and food are much worse at disneyland. the rides are pretty much the same. the nighttime stuff at DL are also better atm, i can't believe magic kingdom still doesn't have a parade and there's nothing in the works. what the fuck are you doing iger.

>As a whole or just Magic Kingdom?
Both.
What makes Land better than MK? Just curious.

Have sex

>the tourists and food are much worse at disneyland.
How so? I've heard the food is much better at Land. Haven't heard much regarding tourists.

>What makes Land better than MK?
SoCal passholes will tell you because it has more attractions per square footage and Walt personally built it, but let's be honest Anaheim is a shithole

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Not him, but a lot of the attractions in Disneyland are much more classic (since they are the original) and since the 60th anniversary a lot a few years ago many of the rides received additional effects that MK doesn't have. Maybe WDW will get it for it's 50th anniversary in a few years though, but that's wishful thinking.

It's obvious the theme park division gives more love to Disneyland than Magic Kingdom. I honestly don't get what they plan on doing in the future though, they legit are running out of space.

>but let's be honest Anaheim is a shithole
But we aren't talking about Anaheim.
>many of the rides received additional effects that MK doesn't have.
Can you give some examples?

I'd like to know a scenario of going to Disneyland without having to go to Anaheim.

>Disney World becomes a sovereign state that treats visitors with its own laws and classifications, violators of its rules are detained and their currency seized before they are forced into mandatory labor camps

Disney world isnt fun after you're above like 13.

What kind of faggot enjoys disneyland as a grown up?

Besides dealing with the usual shitty Californians, most people at Disneyland are fucking braindead. And since it's a much smaller park than WDW, you're fucking stuck with them. Both areas have their shitty tourists, but WDW has the benefit of being much larger.

As for the food, there's some good places. Blue Bayou is fucking great. But overall it doesn't have variety. Again, it has to do with the size of the place, I can list tons of great places to eat at WDW. Disneyland? There's like, 3 places I would recommend.

They have Alice and Mr. Toad, which WDW doesn't even have.
Peter Pan has a lot of newer, modern effects.
Haunted Mansion has the hatbox ghost added (but at least we don't get the shitty nightmare before christmas overlay thank god)
Splash Mountain has a few different scenes
They have a completely different Space Mountain
Thunder Railroad has a lot of newer effects (rumored to be coming to WDW for the longest time, probably for the 50th)

>ToyStory Zerg shooter is 100x better.

How does it feel like having shit taste. Having ridden Astro blasters quite a few times. None of the Disney 'shooter style' rides can compare to MiB.

>omg disney world !!!!!!

This

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You're both fucking faggots for arguing about kiddie parks

>Favourite Park
Old Epcot
>Favourite Restaurant
Cape May Cafe
>Favourite Ride
Spaceship Earth or Peoplemover
>Favourite Snack
Ice cream cookie sandwich
>Favourite Magic Kingdom attraction
Peoplemover
>Favourite EPCOT attraction
Spaceship Earth
>Favourite Hollywood Studios attraction
Star Tours
>Favourite Animal Kingdom attraction
Dinosaur

Haven’t been for years. Need to go back soon.

Objection!

Fuck off r3ddit queer

>And here's our daughter's bedroom.

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I'm shocked that there is no rail shooter ride at the new SW Galaxy's Edge park. Such a missed opportunity.

I dont want to ride the shrek 4d shart experience

Overruled!

>JUST

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zoos are the most boring shit in the world, i didn't even enjoy them as a kid, they're always also super hot and stinky
aquariums are dope though they can stay

supposedly all of the beams are at a safe distance but it sure as hell doesn't feel like it when you're on the ride, especially if your a beanpole like me

Shooter rides suck

>being this plebeian.

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normies

i-imagine the smell

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>Toy Story Midway Mania: Literally a Wii game
>Buzz Lightyear: Generic flats under black light
>Men in Black Alien Attack: Generic Spirit Halloween props under black light
Name a good shooter ride. I'll wait.

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The contemporary

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Suprised they didn't put in a crowd soaking flat ride.

Going to be so very busy...

The Ant Man shooter they installed at Hong Kong Disneyland is the worst ride I've ever seen.

youtube.com/watch?v=EVIu43xSeYY

so bring a camera and a notebook and write shit down

There was a third ride they cut from the plans that was basically a bantha ride through the land like a big hairy version of the Peoplemover.

Walt died too early

I like the Aesthetic and it's neat they put a whole bunch of tech into it but... It's kinda boring.

Needed some animatronics and some more interesting interactivity.

Star Wars takes place a long long time ago so i think tomorrowland should be fine. They're completely unrelated.

wow that's really boring

An ant-man ride should have the rider shrinking and expanding in size over and over as you move through enlarged environments