Guys

I hope it's fucking dead inside that rancid sow.

What's funny about this? Wait I know
>be fat your entire (career) yet have no tits or ass
Then like a sun-dried tomato her 15 minutes in the spotlight is done
>get pregnant and become even fatter yet still have no ass or tits
Is that the joke?

Adult women have no souls though they once did.

Females are born with souls. Little girls have souls and they express their good nature all the time. They're loving and caring and beautiful. But at some point in teenage years when that little girl turns into a woman, her soul escapes her. The soul rises to heaven yet leaves behind the rotting corpse, the physical flesh that we perceive as adult women.

Women are not living beings, they're walking corpses without morality or any kind of complex thought. You can see this in their behaviour, in how they think and their interests. There is no soul in their body.

The sad reality is that females die before they hit adulthood, only having an incredibly brief life before leaving us and leaving nothing but their corpse to pester and haunt us.

This slightly arouses me.

oh muh dick

Looks like someone dragged a bloating dead whale on shore and smeared it in oil

Hopefully the baby is black

Cunny spammer?

IMAGINE THE SMELLZ

Yes, and it's messing with her calendar.
She's all out of pregnancy jokes to steal, and she was really looking forward to stealing parenthood jokes.

Just busted one to that underboob

based

is the father known? imagine if a niglet pops out

What a repulsive looking kike. Even by kike standards.

Imagine the smell

regardless of what you think i would fap to this

I want to see those big preggo tits.

I still can't believe Anthony Jeselnik used to fuck her.

do it yourself

I hope for the sake of the child that she miscarries, what a perfect existence that would be: a 9 month eternity of dreams and then not having to be Amy Schumer's spawn

Not your personal meme army

>support abortion
>don't abort your baby
Abortion is for serfs like you, the rich are still allowed to have babies

Soon it will be made ILLEGAL for white people to have babies at all

Imagine the SMELL

>pregnant at 37
Thats a yikes

Holy shit she's 37? Thought she was barely in her early 30's.
What a fucking mess of a woman.

Her child will probably be autistic as well.
Would really be the icing on the cake.

amazing bjs probably...

I hope they give the baby the right to choose.

the sonogram displayed on the tv coupled with the fact that no probe is seen on her belly can only mean that she has the probe inside her vagina during that shot. I just wanted to let you guys know

youtube.com/watch?v=4eDxjxVl8S0

Imagine the braps...

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Haha whoops you can see the under side of tits in this one...might delete later, idk...

I just woke up I didn't need to see this

Good morning, user. I've been awaiting your arrival.

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“I knew from the beginning that my husband’s brain was a little different than mine,” she said in the special. “Once he was diagnosed, it dawned on me how funny it was, because all of the characteristics that make it clear that he’s on the spectrum are all of the reasons that I fell madly in love with him. That’s the truth. He says whatever is on his mind. He keeps it so real. He doesn’t care about social norms or what you expect him to say or do.”

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Why the hostility? Is my beauty too threatening for your fragile male ego to handle?

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VAGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINA

No fucking way, dude.

Inb4 20 stories about how
>having an autistic child is a symbol of female liberation, pride and dedication to your career

we're all finally gonna make our mums proud

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telegraph.co.uk/family/parenting/sally-phillips-my-son-has-downs-syndrome---but-i-wouldnt-want-to/

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This is the epitome of cope.
She really dreams of smothering the mong while he sleeps.

underbobs

Looks like her son is going to be an autistic posting on here with us in the future, lads.

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>Supporting death penalty
>Not killing yourself
Supporting abortion doesn't mean you want every single baby aborted, retard.

I hate people so fucking much.

How do other people deal with the constant lies and deception and delusion?

according to her comedy routine, she has aborted dozens of babies before keeping this one

absolutely disgusting
what kind of fucking madman actually knocked her up? was it a dare?

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Reminds me of that copy pasta of the mother that aborted all of her fetuses, keeps them in jars and puts her kid in the "fetus room" when he's misbehaving

gee thanks

I'm not a murder felon guy in jail but

>711
>7/11
>smellposter
Apu is not to be trusted

>implying you wouldn't knock her up for that 18 years of celebrity money child support

I think she's hot desu

shameful

Unironically this.

checked and kekked

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Logic.

based incel philosopher