People crying about how Sonic looks

I was obsessed with Sonic as a kid, genuine proto-autist that literally covered his bedroom is posters and drawings of sonic and I love him as Robotnik

Unironically kino.

yeah. fat villains are rare, but what actor could have pulled it off? john goodman maybe but he's too old.

he's probably half the movies budget hoping he could save it

>mushroom hill in the background
Second half of the movie takes place on Mobius, giant rings are teleporters, like in Sonic and Knuckles
screencap this

How can a mustache grow so fast?
Do guys need to shave twice a day or this happens?

I don't get why people are acting like he he's still making comedy kino, he's been doing utter shit for a while

This is either going to be the final shot in the movie(ala the rhino) or an after credits scene. The entire film will take place in the real world.

Why isn't this how the entire movie looks?

what if he says PINGAS in the movie?

Really? No one sees the family resemblance?

That’s maybe 2-3 days of growth. It really is that fast.

Why do you think most movies about cartoon characters end up having real-world sets and people? Going full CGI is too expensive.

Carey is unironically going to carry the movie.

Underrated but also unbased

WHERE IS THE CAKE EGGMAN?

if that was the case every homeless person would be tripping over their mustache

Just like how Hugh Jackman made a good Wolverine despite being tall, I think Jim Carey can make a good Robotnik despite being thin.

Nope
This is correct
Gist of the movie is

>Sonic comes to our planet as a baby with a bag of magic rings that can create portals to other dimensions
>He grows up outside of the town of Green Hills, where he becomes known as a local legend known as the blue devil, he stays off the radar and scavenges shoes and supplies
> Sonic is separated from his rings, which end up on top of the Golden gate Bridge in San Francisco
> Sonic is caught speeding by Tom, a local police officer who is about to move to San Francisco to prove to himself he’s capable of being a big city cop, along with his girlfriend who is a veterinarian
> sonics speed creates an EMP blast which attracts the attention of the government, who send Dr. Robotnik to investigate. He finds Sonic’s quills and starts experimenting with them, trying to find a way to drain his speed. He chases Sonic and Tom as they head to San Francisco.
>after a few hijinks in San Francisco, Robotnik corners Sonic and steals his rings, while Sonic transports Tom and his girlfriend home with his last ring. Robotnik is able to se the rings to supercharge his hovercraft with Sonics speed and they engage in a chase over several continents.
>eventually in a desert, Sonic is able to create a sandstorm that destabilizes Robotniks ship and sends him flying into another dimension with a ring, being electrocuted by their energy in the process
>Sonic returns to Green Hill to help protect Earth from future threats
>Eggman ends up in Mushroom Hill Zone from Sonic & Knuckles. He has his signature look now, and retains one of Sonic’s quills he wants to use for further experimentation (implies Metal Sonic or Shadow for a sequel).

That’s it.

Memekino event of the year.
youtube.com/watch?v=cuv4KScAYlk

Someone cgi the jim carrey scene to make it look like the cartoon
It is kino.

youtu.be/6diNXBVsSt0

What a stupid and pointless movie. Why not just make a full CGI movie with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Robotnik, Emeralds,etc?

isn’t he supposed to have a Russian accent?

3 bi at least

On the set of Mad Men they had to shave Jon Hamm at least three times a day because his beard shadow kept growing back.

Nope

Sonic starts 9/11 and goes “Whoops my bad!”

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Unironically good costume

youtu.be/PGJKeESLBpQ

YOUR FEET SONIC SHOW THEM NOW

>buckle up kid, you’re in for a wild ride!

>Dr. Robotnik, I'm -
>NO!!
>...I am...
>NO!!!!
>I..
>NO!!!!!!
hfw

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Based Chadbotnik

This is the Eggman origin story, you can't just go to the end result off the bat.

holy fucking BTFO

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tfw? this was in my recommended tab yesterday. spoop'd

NOBODY CARES

I think he looks great

WRONG
COLOR
ARMS

He probably goes slowly insane because of blue hedgehog and only looks like that near the end.

hi test

I'm guessing he's going to go after Sonic and in the end be teleported back with sonic to his worlds and be stuck there and his Eggman/Robotnik will be the end stinger. Maybe even Tails and/or Knuckles? That moustache says that he's been there for a while. But they chose not to give him a fat suit there it seems but I suppose that's to be expected.

Dr Eggmans plan is to capture Sonic, give him AIDs and Herpes via blood pathogens. Then criticize Sonic till he kills himself.

Will this be Meme Kino of 2019?

Hello Captain Stuber

Willies, willies...I love willies

ITT: Boyz II Men

>tfw won't get him like this the whole movie because studio exec faggots want this one to setup for a sequel that will never happen now
Fucking old retards

>My problem is Jim Carey.

Dounoway

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are you guys like actually 14?

>What's wrong with new Carrey?

If Jim Carrey is wrong I do not want to be right youtu.be/fNrkcY-I0RA

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I seriously don't get what's wrong with live action Sonic. Would fucking ONE CYCLOPS EYE be better?

Based and chadpilled Jim

14 years old dont care about sonic

Welcome to 2019 grandpa

Movie is 10/10. There's nothing to fix.

t. Lt. Bennington

Jim Carey was never funny.
>ADHD retard who does funni faces lol!!
You'd have to be a mental child to get any enjoyment out of his performances

I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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He emits positive energy and he's full of life. I like that.
Most comedians nowadays have zero energy or are jaded as fuck

KINO

nobody cares

Which fat guy could possibly be funnier than Carrey?

wow. this is some next level shit
>and sex...

Have you been thinking about Jim Carreys cock today?

He can't be fat, that is 'offensive' in today's bullshit climate of political correctness.

>Would fucking ONE CYCLOPS EYE be better?

Yes. And I mean that unironically.

Christian Weston Chandler

holy shit, how is this creep still free?

the biggest pleb filter of the decade

checked and kekked

speedracer 2.0

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they are obviously borrowing some fleetway lore

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Those pictures always make me laugh

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This movie will unironically be good. Looking forward to watching it.

whats with you reddit tourists telling people what made you laugh

very cute response user

BEEN SPENDIN MOST OUR LIVES

My problem is not enough Knuckles

Who the fuck cares?

What a double nigger

Yeah, wasn't Robotnik supposed to be a big fat blob?

pic related would fit the role more

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ROBOTNIK'S GLASSES ARE BLUE

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he's not fat. he's just egg

GET ME THE EMERALDS BEFORE I PISS MESELF

live-action wouldn't do him justice

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TELL ME ABOUT PROJECT BLUE BOOK? WHEN IS SEASON 2 COMING OUT?

it doesn't sound that terrible desu

youtube.com/watch?v=EYNiulvdH0o

youtube.com/watch?v=rreL27RtQ1E

HOLY MOTHER OF KINO

Fucking based

>YTP
Based and chadpilled user

Wtf is this shot from? I never saw it in the trailer.

It's at the end of the trailer.

>a fucking leaf

That's noooo good.

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must have lost a bet wth

>but what actor could have pulled it off?
Danny Devito

I actually liked most of the stuff except for Sonic design.
Since they're changing it, it might be good.

trips of btfo

His appearance doesnt matter to me, he was just painfully unfunny in his intro sequence

If the ending sets this up, I hope they do a thing where he rapes the resources of Sonic's world and gets fat for the sequel. Set it up as a joke that he got fat but then slims down to be muscle fat like Sonic Boom Eggman.

Jack Black

>basic
I won’t be watch the movie because of this alone.

How the fuck can sonic boy even compete?