Keira Knightly

>hitting the wall so hard you turn into robert zdar
cant believe i used to like her more than herschlag

whatever fuckers keira does it for me like no one else

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i DARE you to post a better midriff

for a few years i used to think they are the same woman

Garbage outside of period pieces

first for STICC

HARVESTED

same

neither

That’s a sexy bitch
Wtf

>no one's posted Keira THICCley yet

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i always wanted to fuck a velociraptor

She may be a sticc but she was my first celeb crush. Also she gets naked alot which is nice

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that looks absolutely ridiculous

I unironically nutted like 3 times to these pics when they came out

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lol is this what Yea Forums actually talks about? What an utterly worthless board. Only people within the United States should be allowed to post. Everyone else should only be able to lurk.

>remembers when people were shitting themselves because "she wuz 2 skinny. Bad role modellll."

Those were the days

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Hear me out.

Adult women have no souls though they once did.

Females are born with souls. Little girls have souls and they express their good nature all the time. They're loving and caring and beautiful. But at some point in teenage years when that little girl turns into a woman, her soul escapes her. The soul rises to heaven yet leaves behind the rotting corpse, the physical flesh that we perceive as adult women.

Women are not living beings, they're walking corpses without morality or any kind of complex thought. You can see this in their behaviour, in how they think and their interests. There is no soul in their body.

The sad reality is that females die before they hit adulthood, only having an incredibly brief life before leaving us and leaving nothing but their corpse to pester and haunt us.

She was hot in Domino

How do you nut ironically?

have sex

All women in films are just eye candy. When was the last time that you were actually moved by some girls acting?

the last time I saw Tilda Swinton in a movie
oh also the favourite

Both

Her flashing her 15 year old tits in The Hole was peak.

Squeeze the base real hard to keep it inside you.
>"I ironically nutted to Daisy Ridley the other day"
>"That's bad for your bladder if you do it too often, you know."

She isn't Aryan so neither.

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>Tilda Swinton
Her and Toni Colette are likely the best living actresses.

>no tits
Absolutely milk powder

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ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 04/19 **#13**
Speaking of weight, this designer actually had to buy something from a different designer last minute because this foreign born alliterate A-/B+ list mostly movie actress all of you know had gained twenty pounds from the last time she was measured. There was no place and no time to make any kind of alterations to the one brought halfway around the world. The designer sewed a label on the bought design and called it their own. Keira Knightley (Julianne Moore and Keira Knightley glam up for the Chanel Mademoiselle Privé exhibition in Shanghai)

>alliterate

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>tfw no DFC T-Rex mode cycling gf

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Rippletoe approves

>she's just 34

why was god so cruel to womankind?

I hate having a vore fetish, because all I can see in this pic is how nice it would be to be inside her neck going down her throat. I don't even like having this fetish.

>what if I get two flats

>not having a foot-pump and two spare tubes in your backpack at all times

Contest biking is the faggiest version of it.

i can say i've never noticed acting by anybody unless the plot calls for them to 'act badly'. otherwise it's all the same to me

This is the hottest picture I’ve ever seen

Really. That’s nice. I wonder why you’re single. Hmmmm.

Neither, she's flat. A plank.

>get fat
>remain absolutely titless
How the fuck does a woman even achieve this? Even men get B cups from chunking up for fuck's sakes. She must be some sort of anomaly created in Satan's laboratories.

das a man op

Pear body

That explains nothing, fool. That's just a relative ratio between the two measurements, a normal pear shaped woman still has tits.