When was the last time you cuddled with a girl while watching a movie together Yea Forums? What movie was it...

heavens no not yet at least
i did blow on her feet and gave her toesie woesies some kissy wissies though!

I snuggled with my Asian gf last night while watching Life of Brian.

film I can't remember. maybe 7 or 8 years ago. didn't rate it since we just used it as an excuse to have sex.

based soft pedo

On wednesday with my gf. Watching movies and cuddling is comfy as fuck

>About 10 months ago
>Amazing
Fuck I miss her more and more bros

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I'm not sitting through a movie with a girl again.
>Who's that?
>How did that happen
>Why did he do that?!
>Wouldn't those two be cute together
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up. Girls are so fucking retarded.

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not anymore

I'm married

So like 4 years ago maybe

>hands have potential but this half assed attempt at dying the nails looks like she just put some fucking edigs on it
There's nothing worse than when a woman doesn't take care of her hands.

The Fountain in like 2011, she dumped me soon after that. I still listen to the OST.

Lol, what if she grabbed your dick and wouldn't let go?

yeah she's mine

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L-leave me alone!!!

Last night

Smoked a few joints, ate crackers, watched some kino, snuggles and then I fucked her right in the vagina

Gonna do it all again tomorrow night with another girl

august 2009
the 5th nightmare on elm street movie

Ages. Can't remember. Can't remember.

last night
burning
yeah it was ok

my gf did this with inception
but then i realized inception was a shitty movie cause there was so many leap in logic that was brought up by my girlfriend

who is that semen goddess?

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I imagine at least it's very hard for you to find a girl to watch a movie with who isn't fucking retarded lmao

>tfw no rich girl gf to marry and make children with

I haven't talked to a nonrelative female in over two years.

May 2017.
Absolute melancholy. Hold me bros.

fucking casual

>tfw so starved for reciprocated love due to lifetime of loneliness that on an odd gf cuddle time, unless we are fucking, I immediately surrender to the cozy peaceful feeling and simply... shut down and nap
>exes always hated that about me because I would never see any of the movies through to the end

can't help but feel pathetic that an occurance that is everyday thing for everyone else means so much to me

same but its 13 years for me

fuck god and fuck life

never

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Quads and I get a perfect girlfriend.

5 years ago

Se7en

We didn't even get through 5 minutes of the movie before she asked me to kiss her. We ended up fucking for hours.

Ah, the days where I wasn't a depressed recluse.

About 12 hours ago. We watched Highway Men, but I got horny and fucked her instead. Didn't bother watching the rest and shared a bottle of wine. It was really nice.

I have never spent more than 15 seconds in contact with a non-relative female.

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oof

I got cucked by the Goose, I just hit a new low.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OFF
BY
ONE

[chair clattering]

Sorry dude.

t. soi

im gonna get ya.

who is this thot

cucked by

It's been so long I don't even remember

oooooooooooooof
you know what that means don't you

My wife is a beta incel so we watched Godzilla vs King Ghidora. She ALWAYS falls asleep during movies, which annoys me because that means we can never talk about them. Oh well lol

It’s one of the best Godzilla films. Crazy story.

i should have wish for a GF

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There is no such thing as perfect

hahahahaha

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We make our own perfection

Teeth, it was pretty weird.

Lala land. She doesn't watch movies much, but we've married last year! She is jap btw

About eight or nine years ago when Moonrise Kingdom came out at redbox.

I enjoyed it (both)

Two years ago. It was TDK. She wanted to fuck that night but I couldn't get a boner so a virgin I remained. Never called her back due to feeling so embarrassed.

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I tried my hand at writing poetry tonight. I used to write poetry in college and even published some poems. Mostly, I wrote about a young woman I loved, but she did not love me--in the most figurative ways that I possibly could write of course. What can I say really? Do I make this didactic? Do I confess? Do I write exposition? Whatever the case, all I can think about now is my father sick with cancer, dying as we speak and how badly things have gone. That's ok. Life is not fair. Hope really is the last precious good that man has. Despair is a terrible thing to have, and unfortunately I am imbued with it. I can't write that well anymore. Anyway, the last time I watched a movie with a girl romantically was with my ex Maria circa 2011. I cannot remember the movie.

Get the fuck out of here Chad. Or let me steal your body.

2 years
i honestly don't like cuddling while watching something, i'd rather just sit up and watch it and not have it be this forced foreplay routine - are we watching something or are we going to have sex? i find spooning uncomfortable and the whole thing annoying in its faux-ambiguity. maybe when i was 19 in 2011 and would netflix and chill with my lover before netflix and chill was a thing it was good, but doing netflix and chill now just seems cringe. netflix is chill tho

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>Not lying down in the sofa with her on top of you grinding her ass into your dick.
>Not getting a blowjob as soon as the movie is over because your hard cock made her horny
Not gonna make it

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dubs and we all do.

dont give up hope fren

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so how does this work. No gf for them for ever?

yep
cant question the quads

They can still retry.

Just the right amount of ass

children of men like 2-3 months ago

>two days ago
>Fellowship of the Ring (dc)
>10/10
we started having sex when they got to moria but i couldn't cum on her chest which was kinda awkward and ruined the ending of the movie but Boromir's death and Sam Frodo final scene made me feel wholesome again

as it turns out, that chick isn't all that

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2005 as freshman at college. Goddamn my life has been a waste.

Blessed body composition. Sculpted by angels.

I dont get it.

It's the same girl and same level of cuteness

She's fucking perfect, but honestly that lawn chair in the back is giving me Rosemary's Baby vibes

how does that pic support that

You all get cucked by the Goose, sooner or later.

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Does anything beat life as a rich white teenager? I unironically can't imagine being luckier at life than that.

that's like an orangutan saying it would be awesome to have been born as a human. White's are just a completely different species bro, and it doesn't make sense to wish you were a different animal

>When was the last time you cuddled with a girl while watching a movie together Yea Forums? What movie was it? How do you rate it?

1) last week
2) I don't remember
3) I don't care because Netflix is always a prelude to sex, I think we fucked 4 times that night.

Last night. The To Do List on Netflix. It was actually pretty funny movie.

No kidding. I grew up pretty much dirt poor and always wondered what it was like.

My mom recently married a super rich dude that's gonna make her dreams come true. Wish I was still a kid to reap those benefits. Maybe I can be the creepy 40 year old dude who throws parties when they're dead

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do cun count?

Who is she? I want to dump my hot load on her ass

wew lad

ceddit says something about her being 16
ceddit.com/r/sexygirls/comments/84jfuz/come_here/

No because then I would probably turn out a stupid faggot. Also misery breeds contempt.

Quads and I get a curvy girlfriend.

rough

says freshman in this pic
surely no

> I think we fucked 4 times that night.

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Im glad she didnt ruin that soundtrack 4u

so? she's clearly fit to breed.

clown world

Wednesday night.
Watched Hang 'em high. She didn't like it.

I've been dating a girl for a few weeks now. Our second date we saw US in the theatre and I spent most of the time groping her GG breasts. In the middle of the film I found her nipples and started teasing them through her dress. She even let me go under her top to her bra until the person next to us started watching.

On our last date we saw A Clockwork Orange. There wasn't as much groping because we were in middle seats but there were times where she'd kiss my hand while watching the film. At one point I brought her hand up to my chin absent-mindedly and she started to play with my beard briefly. It felt very nice.

Thanks for reading my blog, my life is pretty fucking great right now. We'll all make it bros.

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Coach Carter like a month ago? I rate it like a 5/10

Unironically would switch places with one of you KHV wizards
You at least don't even know what you are missing out on

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She ain’t 16 according to others in that thread. Reverse image search isn’t seeming to pull anything up

source here bro
instagram.com/lenapaulxo/

You don't fuck 4 times a night? I'm in my 40's and its pretty much the norm for me. Takes some rest in between sessions of course, duh.

GOD DAMN IT

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that's not her

What the fuck nigger mentality is this? It's like saying you'd want be a starving nigger because atleast he doesn't know what he's missing out on being full.

>instagram.com/lenapaulxo/
There’s no way this is Lena Paul.
Right?

she fat as fuck eh

A little but it makes me fucking diamonds so I'm not complaining

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Are tops like this even comfortable?

Every fucking time, like a clockwork

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Met her in town, invited her over. Watched Terrifier. pretty early on we were spooning on the couch. Popped a stiffy during the 'saw' scene and she got mad and left.

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Oh no! This changes everything!

i google reverse imaged and got an archived /r/ thread with that link

3 years ago. Sin City. Wasn't for me.

It was the 1st and only time I ever did it. She was 18, great body too but I realized very quickly I didn't like it and only felt annoyed at having another person attached to me Having a girlfriend would be hell to me so I cut it off the week after, before we did anything sexual.

It’s reagancarlson on VSCO and insta

>Oh my GAWD, he LITERALLY asked me out!!!
>HE WHAT
>He LITERALLY tried to ask me out. I almost BURST OUT LAUGHING in his face.
>Oh my GAWD, that's so AWK-WERD!!
>And he tried to be really assertive like one of those Pick Up Artist Incel guys. He didn't even ask me, he just said *mock deep awkward overly serious guy voice* "Hey Jessica. You're coming with me to the beach this Saturday!"
>*all 3 in unison* TEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEEHEEE *inhale* HEEHEEHEE

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That's SUCH a rich white girl's name

Have sex

Last weekend with my sister, we watched Return of the King.
Great movie like the other two, had to keep some tissues at hand for her, she always cries with the ending of the three movies, specially ROTK.

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>reagancarlson

based

Poor bastard

Fuck you for making me read this thread and fuck everything

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Why are you americans so obsessed with race?

anyone else not a virgin but just can't get the pussy they want?

>anyone else not a virgin but just can't get the pussy they want?
Thats like every normie guy on the planet.

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