ITT: pretentious shit movies

He you were 14 once too dude

Why? There is nothing pretentious about it.

It's kino. I don't think it's the deepest movie ever, but it's very entertaining

>long self indulgent shots while Brad Pitt mumbles about "life, and our existence" or some shit
>not pretentious
kek

Anything that requires demand can be called pretentious

it was beautiful. do you hate art?

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extremely based and shockingly redpilled. these two movies are basic filters to spot pretentious faggots disguised as kinosseurs

pray tell, what was it pretending to be?

Hey, how's it going, Jonathan Glazer

Well the shots are not long becase Malick cuts every 15 seconds. The film is about nature vs nurture, it is about life so it's understandable that characters talk about those things. I don't understand people who call something that actually attempts to have a point and tries to make you think and feel, pretentious.

this is honestly a great movie you worthless pleb

Your mom

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>straightforward story about alien abducting people
>pretentious
This board is doomed.

How is caring so much about not coming off as pseudointellectual not pretentious?

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How is being so gay pretentious?

People want different things out of movies.

Fuck this movie

under the skin doesnt apply but ghost story is pretentious wank garbage and if you like it there's very high odds you're an homosexual

All good movies. Really don't know why I come here, you're all stupid faggots. Probably half of you are barely 18.

You tell me

>dum de dum, I'll just walk and drive around Glasgow in a wig
>nobody recognized that I'm actually a famous actor, that's a good mirror to the themes of the movie
Sure it's a bit pretentious in places but it works.

>simple predator becomes prey premise
>WAT A PRETENTIOUS GAYLORD FILM ONLY FAGS WOULD LIKE THIS GAY SOI MOVIE
epic

This desu. Seems like watching GoT and capeshit is making people dumb as fuck.

learn what premise means dumbass

>pretentious shit movies

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Cool, but it doesn't explicitly state what it's about in a series of clumsy exposition dumps and then follow an extremely predictable A to B to C narrative with a nice ending, a trite moral message, with all loose ends tied up? No? Then fuck off you pretentious cunt. Thinking is for faggots.

das boot

user you're replying to clearly hasn't seen it

More like das gay

stalker

I think he has but he is just retarded.

only decent answer in this thread

That's not very nice. No need for that kind of talk here.

Faggot

This. Any movie that forces half of this board to actually turn on their brains will just call it pretentious.

The rapist is the good guy lol he saves the day

Stalker was literally just
>DUDE how about I explain my character to the audience
>DUDE this movie is deep because we spout out our philosophy on life instead of having it in the film in a subtle and non obnoxious way

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DUDE "DUDE LMAO" LMAO

Boring. So boring.

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Boring is not a valid argument, it only says what your mood was while watching.
What you find boring others can find riveting and vice versa.

Some people are immensely bored by Marvel flicks literally not being able to finish them, some of them think they are just pure fun.
Get better arguments

Haha I remember being stone as fuck the first time I watched it. Almost every hovering sequence I put the shit in 2x speed because I was getting asleep.