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Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
#460 No Boops For You Edition
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Nice OP

Vampalita will bless the first 5 anons to post in this thread with sukku.

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Lol excellent

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Heyyy I called bread!
We didn't even hit bump limit

Whose rules are you gonna live by?

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Is this fanart too lewd?
youtube.com/watch?v=XLeINm2o2_U

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While you were whining and being slow, I was being fast. Gotta be fast. You snooze, you lose.

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>it now occurs to me it should be "no kissu for you

I wasn't whining at all I was microwaving a slice of pizza while I waited for us to hit bump limit

Not even close.

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>it only now occurs to me it should be "no kissu for you" and not "no boop for you"


Man, I'm such an idiot.

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That was kinda rude. He did call it anyway.

I honestly didn't see it.

If it makes you feel better, I fucked up the OP and now I feel foolish.

I'd say it's in the top 10% for lewd but certainly not too lewd. There's maybe four images I've seen that are too lewd to post.

You've got brain damage, we forgive you

Lol nvm I read that wrong you're not VA

Boop rhymes with soup, which is what the original joke is, "no soup for you". That's what threw me off.

Exactly. I don't have an excuse for my stupid.

>gotta be fast
please don't remind me of that film

Pic should be great bait for Yea Forums posters angry this general just keeps on rolling

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>too lewd to post

this concept is completely over my head, I cannot comprehend

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I didn't notice a thing and I thought the wordplay was clever, but I guess it technically doesn't work

hnnng

zlonic honestly looks like a fan film. A bad fan film.

It could be deceptive, maybe? Like Lucylita is lying about it not being a boop, when it actually is a boop. Stretching, I know.

I remind you.
The first two volumes were written without any plan.
Keshiro only had Alita and the image of Zalem and Iron City.
Therefore, the film easily made it better than Keshiro wrote.
But the peak of the creative forces of Keshiro is from the white room to the final.
This will be a true test for Cameron and Rodriguez.

You need to have an actual shooped Soup Nazi photo to take this joke all the way, otherwise it falls flat

VROOM VROOM

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>>too lewd to post
Fuck, that must be lewd as all hell.

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thighs are my weakness

>not wanting to see this badassery

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Based and true. I always felt like the first two volumes couldn't been a really nice self contained 6 episode OVA.

Warning: beyond lewd
Some user posted ahegao face Alita with a huge gape and covered in cum
Fortunately it was quickly deleted but people still post the cropped pic of her face sometimes.
Like I'm not opposed to that kind of thing but not with Alita and especially not in these threads.

Sonic - a piece of shit.

>Using my OC for the OP

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>Therefore, the film easily made it better than Keshiro wrote.
Fuck off. The film stay calm over the manga and is a disgrace to it.

To be fair acceptable levels of lewd have changed along with the growth of the general. God knows I would have been crucified for my recent stories back in the /abag/ days.

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oh you're still here?

Alita's got thighs for sure
She could literally kill a man with those thighs

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As far as I'm concerned, if it doesn't involve a throbbing, rock-hard 10 inch cock blasting entire cups of thick hot cum into Alita's tight ass while she is pinned to the floor with her legs together and talking to Ido on her built-in commset, it isn't "too lewd to post."

>pic related, me as I wrote that

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Yes. I was supposed to go and read a book ages ago but have just been reading This general instead

With what Hugo compare the killer of drug dealers?

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see

well, like with everyone else you're always welcome here. though we may have our disagreements we would never want people to stop visiting.

I missed the gape. Pls link?

>supposed to go and read a book ages ago
What are we reading?

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Never saved the pic, don't want to look for it

Man if only I didn't care as much about /ourgirl/ because I used to do commissions which veered in to the kind of thing that you might like.

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That was a terribly crude illustration though, it wasn't hot, it was just abhorrent. As far as I'm concerned it doesn't even count as a lewd.

Excellent work SOLDIER

Lewd Elf and Zwolf all you want but Alita's an angel and doesn't deserve that treatment

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Yeah like it was pretty bad. The lest lewd pic of the set was by far the best which is kind of a failure when you're drawing porn.
Based Kishiro knowing what people want.

Kishiro himself said the movie told the story perfectly and even called it the best movie he's ever seen. When's the last time THAT happened with a western adaptation of manga? Never? Yep, never.

WRT to whether the adaptation respects the source material, it's a strange hill to die on. Rather than look at characterization, tone, themes or arcs, you choose to pinpoint a discrepancy over an ultimately unimportant geographical detail and act as if the story's fabric hinges upon that. In a story that expands to interplanetary politics between Earth, Mars, Venus and more, the focus is certainly not on North or South America, and whatever latitude you speculate them to be.

Respect to setting is important, if the attached cultural elements matter. Ghost in the Shell or Akira are distinctly set in Japan so it doesn't make sense to transport it to America in an attempt to westernize it. Not so much for Gunnm, while some locations eventually point the setting to NA they could as easily be retroactively set elsewhere. And as this user points out, Kishiro didn't any have an clear idea about world building beyond the initial setting of Iron City and Zalem.
It's cool to be a manga purist and everything, but you shouldn't be such a stuck-up about something the author himself wouldn't mind at all.

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DON'T YOU DARE.

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1993
>What about if someone else wanted to do Gunnm? If Hollywood called and said they wanted to make a Gunnm/Battle Angel Alita movie, would you give them the go-ahead?
>KISHIRO:Of course I would. [LAUGHS] It's my childhood dream, after all. I'd love to see the whole spectacle of Motorball brought to life. I'd love to see those special effects. For the sake of a live-action film the overall plot could be set aside; the main character wouldn't have to necessarily be Gally. It would be okay with me to make something a little different than the manga version. I think it might be difficult to make the original Gunnm the way I envision it in live-action. There are several parts to the story, but I think the Motorball segment by itself could make a great movie.
>HORIBUCHI: Okay, let's say the Battle Angel Alita movie is being made in the U.S. Who would direct?
>KISHIRO: Paul Verhoven of Robocop fame, maybe. Some might say his style is over the top, but I prefer to think of it as "super realism”. [LAUGHS] If only for the visuals, Highlander's Russell Mulchay might be good.

I would never go full pornographic with Alita, but I'm not above some relatively tasteful softcore/ecchi content. Let's face it, /ourgirl/ has an amazing bod.

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2019
>According to the reports by Japanese media, Yukito Kishiro, the original author of Japanese cyberpunk manga Gunnm, on which the live-action film is based, was very much satisfied with the long-awaited adaptation. The live-action project was originally launched in 2003.
>He had already seen the film four times (for free. He said it was the original creator's privilege), and the Japan premiere screening was his fifth. He said on the stage, "Thanks to the great staff, it has become the greatest movie in the world. Every time I see, I can find something new. The composition is amazing. All scenes are special and there are no unneeded ones. It is so exciting that I can't believe that I created the original story.

>As reported, Kishiro previosuly posted his comment that praised the film very highly.
>The core part of the manga was brilliantly passed on to the film. Including the characters' emotion and raison d'etre, they were perfectly reflected in the film, so I was very happy."

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Ok, Hugo is infinitely better in the Manga than in the movie as he isn't some eye rolling little queer in the manga. In the manga his attitude is "if you want to be a thug to feed your family, then I don't have a problem with that"

In the movie, Hugo becomes a little bitch telling people "oh no no no you can't do this because It's bad" "I can't take your heart alita" get fucked. Hugo only cared for himself until later into the arc. He would have chopped that bitch up and taken her heart if it got him an extra bar of chocolate
Dunno how long I'll be here. In song think I'll be here for months and months
Starship troopers by heinlein

I reckon Verhoven of the 90s would have done a great job with it but I'm also glad we got it with the properly rendered Alita of today.

Kishiro made sexy twin versions of his main character and also a dude version and they're all canon, what a madman

>badassery
Looks like it's about to he mogged by detective Pikachu...

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And my god did they fuck up Grewishka.

Like, Zapan, yeah ok he was meh. But fucking Grewishka? What the fuck

I don't see Alita ever having tits that big unless she's in the berserker/imaginos body and she's actively trying to bang someone. Any other time I think she'd rather look more petite and athletic.
Like there's no way that Alita is 4'9" or even 5'3"

I asked a question.
Answer it.
Keep your nonsense with you.

>With what Hugo compare the killer of drug dealers?

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Yeah but what weight does the original manga's author opinion hold against a snob manga purist?

Sounds like a very based and redpilled lad.

>If I head them off at the pass by doing it first, nobody has to argue about canonality of this stuff later.

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Grewishka's about the same as in the anime isn't he? Unless there's a brain-eating scene I forgot about.

Overall it looks like a hot piece of garbage but it might be worth it just for Robotnik's parts.

>Hugo only cared for himself until later into the arc
You remember that Hugo is proud that he does not kill anyone?
You remember that Hugo anonymously calls a doctor for each victim?

>anime

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Damn, you're on to something there. Alita having some degree of control over her appearance is something that hadn't occurred to me for whatever reason. That's pretty hot.

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That's the very end of the movie

>snob manga purist
He did not read anything.
Otherwise he would have known - And know the answer to Todd's question.

Jim Carrey made A Series of Unfortunate Events a lot more watchable and plenty of other movies too.
Seriously there's a video of him doing costume tests for that movie and it's 20 minutes long and every second is pure improv gold.

>Hugo doesn't kill anyone
Yeah, and? He still robs the shit out of them. He would not have had 0bproblems with Alita trading her heart for a shitter heart if it made him richer.

Like that guy that talks about buying an alita sex doll kek.

Well Grewisha's the villain in the anime so that's what I thought they meant. In the manga, Makaku's almost a completely different character aside from the grind cutters.

That's pretty much my goal when I write her. It's about respecting your subject matter. People can tell when you don't give a shit about what you're making. It drags everything down and I don't want to do that to /ourgirl/.
I love the idea of her being able to change the colours of the berserker body I think it's super cute.

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He does not know. He did not read manga.
Imagine Jerome furiously trying to google. "Drug dealers .... Alita ... Hugo ..."

My fucking god Samsung's predictive text sucks

>trading her heart
>doesn't kill anyone
>calls a doctor for each victim
You are not very smart.

>Well Grewisha's the villain in the anime
He's also the villain in the manga

The doll the guy picked was pretty close in all fairness, minus the fact it had no actual cyborg theme. I wonder if he plans to customize it himself?

Do u have a site?
>in before this guy is shadman

stop phoneposting va

>pulls out next generation heart
>replaces it with a car battery
>calls the doctor
Jeeze that was hard

>>The core part of the manga was brilliantly passed on to the film. Including the characters' emotion and raison d'etre, they were perfectly reflected in the film, so I was very happy."
based

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It wasn't the plan. Ive just been scrolling through for about 4+ hours on my phone and not bothered to go on my pc

>Grewishka
There's a similar character to Grewishka in the manga but his name is Makaku but he's quite different (as you've noted).

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For Hugo, even a child obsessed with Zalem, Ido was close.
He would never hurt Alita.
Hugo in the film instantly leaves the idea to dismantle Alyta as soon as he realizes that she is not just made by Ido, but close to Ido.

Similarly in manga

Was getting caught part of your plan?

Sex doll guy here.
Im buying her the leather suit and boots and will paint the face. It just costs so much. Is going to take a loooong time to get.

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>HORIBUCHI: Tell us more about the world of Gunnm. How did you come to create this particular story?
>KISHIRO: I grew up in a place where a forest had been cleared and only a few houses stood. My father was an eccentric who was into dune buggies. He was always digging around at the junkyard looking for parts he could use. He used to take me with him sometimes... I still like spending time at the junkyard. I'm sure most people don't feel that way, but I was always happy to spend time along there. Sure, I liked being alone anyway, but there was also something comfortable about being alone with the wreckage of things people had abandoned. I guess on the opposite extreme of this feeling is the very real terror I feel when confronted by a brand-new, shiny car. I honestly get the feeling that it's consciously trying to run me down. Old cars, though... they're different. I truly believe there's a kind of nostalgic comfort about being cradled inside the empty shell of an old car.
>HORIBUCHI: Let's talk about the cyborgs.
>KISHIRO: Ah, yes... the cyborgs. [LAUGHS] My relationship with them dates back to the toys of my childhood. I remember this G.I. Joe-type figure manufactured by Takara. It was called "Cyborg One." It was made of clear plastic; the internal mechanisms were easily visible. And its limbs were removable — you could attach different gears and parts in their place. I loved that toy... it's too bad it's been discontinued. That little guy had a profound effect one me. I guess that's why I feel so strongly that cyborgs should always have detachable limbs.

Based and sexdolllpilled

How the fuck could you tell that was her, I thought they were doing the opposite of defending Hugo unless I've gone retarded from sleep deprivation again

>14 posters

It's insane how even random toys can almost completely inspire like 30 years of sci-fi writing

It's my unique ESP bro

>Makaku
That guy had a seriously messed up backstory. Reminds me of how they depicted Penguin in Batman Returns.

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I will not wait for an answer?
Good.
What people were surprised to learn about the reward for Hugo?

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I'm sorry were you saying something

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He was kinda cute as before the acidy shit got thrown on his face

>HORIBUCHI: I see you're acquainted with American cinema. What about American comics?
>KISHIRO: In a small way I'm influenced by them. I was particularly impressed by Frank Miller's Batman — now that made an impression. That close-up on the Joker's face, with that insane laugh and all those teeth showing.... I guess I'm influenced not by the big picture but by the little details — how an eye or a wrinkle might be drawn, for example.
>HORIBUCHI: What's your feeling on your comics being read overseas? Gunnm is very popular in the U.S., in Italy, even in Spain.
>KISHIRO: Up until Gunnm, all my works had been hard-boiled; rather than showing what the characters were thinking, I'd just dryly imply it from the action and dialogue. It's possible that the style of Gunnm is more like shoujo manga than I'd like to admit [LAUGHS].

The thing is I can usually tell when it's her though, this is the first time someone's guessed it when I didn't

The other day I learned I could reply to multiple people if I minimize the keyboard to scroll back down the page and click on another post

Paint the arms cyborgy

Just get her one of those bodysuits

I fink the moobie, Arita: angel is very good

Or do like I would and peel the skin off her arms and legs and build your own robotic limbs using her metal bones as a base

It could be easier to just get the halloween costume. I wouldnt wanna ruin a 2K doll by painting all over.

Or just get her the trenchcoat.

Full body latex bodysuit with the duster and knee high boots

>mouth full of Korean food
Hi I'm Rosa Salazar star of Alita Battle Angel

No context Rosa gif of the day

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Those dolls are too expensive for most people to be able to justify effectively destroying them to partake in a customization operation that may or may not yield desirable long term results.

>160x160

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Kishiro and his dad were scavengers when he was a kid? And he was inspired by that? I've been scaveng- err, "recycling" my whole life, no wonder this movie felt so relatable.

Morning Alita.

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Bounty: 1000 Credits
Somebody figure out which video this is from so I can figure out what she is saying

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>get text from roommate
>"I have the gun on my bed, thought I heard an intruder"
>ask her if she was able to find the ammo
>"no, I figured buttstroking them would be scary enough"
>get home, she has the scoped SPR on her bed
>it has a fucking MOE stock on it, not scary at all
>not even loaded, wtf

I need to buy a bayonet for my A4 build so she can use that instead, if she wants to go full intimidation she needs a spear.

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Don't look at me I don't make stuff I just find it

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Don't give a crazy chick a knife user

Fuck that 160x170 bullshit, i'll make a webm of her drinking the poison when i get home from work

Well every chick should have some pepper spray at least

I got blocked by the Yea Forums pass filter. I don't quite get what you mean?
>With what Hugo compare the killer of drug dealers?
Clarify what you mean.

I don't know who VA is
I'm not a girl
>For a child obsessed with Zalem, Ido was close
>He would never have hurt Alita
Says who? Hugo has literally only ever cared about himself, and only cares about getting to Zalem, and quite literally won't let anything get in his way.

Pic related

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She already has a knife. She has severe carpal tunnel though so unarmed she's virtually helpless. I question if she would even be able to wield a knife with any effect.

>carpal tunnel
>has guns
Jesus

Please do it's a great clip
Ha I knew you weren't VA
VA is Voiceanon she makes audio clips of herself mostly reading fanfiction other anons write

She can't shoot a pistol to save her life. Rifles are basically the only weapon she has any chance of using effectively, since they strain the wrists less.

>Clarify what you mean
I'm glad you guessed it open the online version.
There is nothing to clarify in this matter.

You - did not read manga.
Never before this dispute.

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Oh. I thought it would be voice something. Just not Voice Actor like with anime.

I have read the manga, your question is barely literate.

Get her a weird arm strap thing like Bossk
He can't hold guns for shit, or at least my action figure of him couldn't hold guns for shit

Nah she should buy a crate of Mosin-Nagants, put bayonets on them and throw the like javelins.

Fuck I forgot to link the picture

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Sorry, I lost interest in you.

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lmao wtf

I barely trust her to remember how to operate the gun in the first place, adding a funky strap to the mix just seems like needless complication.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't shotguns the most effective home defense weapons? A Mossberg 590 should do the trick.

I have a flashlight with a strobe light and a bat

Basically I think her most effective strategy for practicality-sake is to just bayonet-charge any threat like a drug crazed VC.

You must have missed the part where I said she has severe carpal tunnel. High recoil is an absolute no-go.

hey alita, take a good sniff!

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just get an automated samsung turret

who the fuck is this character and why is this meme being forced

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>samsung turret
Is this actually a thing?

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>16 Posters
>145 posts

>gosh, it's almost like a conversation!

yeah this is mlp tier cringe

And?

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That's Spider-Gwen (Gwen Stacy) from Into The Spider-Verse, she's actually a great character unfortunately
Samsung makes damn near everything in South Korea and SK has a border with North Korea, therefore Samsung turrets

>lurking on /ALITA/
hi you must be new here

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Damn that must be bad then. I have the keyboard wrist something fierce yet I have no issue handling heavy machinery, it's more of an issue with things that require finesse.

Considering 2 of those ID's are mine, it actually mean's that it's only 15 posters

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>mlp tier cringe
But what are you doing here?
Watch the film.

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k now this is Va

She has trouble opening bottles, writing more than a couple sentences with a pen, typing more than a paragraph, and basically has to approach everything she does in a certain way so her hands can handle it. It's REALLY bad. She doesn't want surgery though, so she has to deal.

>being a great character is unfortunate
>marvel shouldn’t be able to undermine my mediocre anime waifu

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Negative.

I have a penis user.

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This timezone really brings the worst out of Yea Forums huh?

this persistent thread brings the worst out of Yea Forums

Too many dicks in the thread

Of all the states of the Solar System, is Jupiter the best?

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This would look like shit. Absolute shit

>359 files
I'm updating my fan art folder and I'm going to update that part of my archive now.
Here it is if you haven't seen me link it yet, I'm usually not up this late:

mega.nz/#F!m6IwFQjS!nmAZYSaDujJTewj0KmgoaA

Every folder with a period at the beginning still needs to be cleaned up and updated but the individual files are fine.

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Fuck that's really bad. And I thought I had a shitty deal since I'm barely capable of soldering anything smaller than a 0805 these days.

Well, this place is a meatlocker.

Yes, threads of Marvel and the Game of Thrones are terrible.

Lol only if you're fucking cyborg cyclops trapezoid thing

Does alita get her period?
And is it blue?

I'm an artist hombre so I could make it work but I'm aware the first version would probably look bad

This really hasn't been asked? Out of the previous 140,000 posts?

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Total replacement cyborgs don't get to have a reproductive system, user

Hmm yes if she did get a period it would be blue but she never had a uterus in the first place and I would be surprised if Ido built her one

>What keeps these threads going?
>Magic?
>No, something stronger
Love

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i think it’s cringe and severe autism that keeps these threads going

fuck the trolls have gotten lazy

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Some user made a webm out of that, but i can't find it in my folder

No organs for that so no.
Ido did build a shitter into her doll body. But I doubt the berserker body has any body secretions.

It's unfortunate because she's a good character so having her in some weird fart meme is a shame

I only have a few reactions

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says the person unironically posting in a weeb thread in Yea Forums

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found it

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how does that make me lazy

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This is great and wholesome, thanks user

Ok I really really need to sleep now
Check that archive out though I have like 2000 images and clips in it

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Thanks I don't make content but I do save a hell of a lot of it

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Lurkd and feel blessed when anons post arts from my mega

Nice

Also it gonna be really cool if someone share artbook in PDF or something like that

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posting in a perpetually protected hugbox isn’t exactly high effort, is it?

Thanks as always for your work Archanon.

>protected
by who?

What are you anons that save Alita art going to do once this fad finally dies

Enjoy the art and reminisce as I find it in my pics folder. Implying it's going to die though.

I don't understand
We don't post here because it is easy or because it is hard, we do it because we like it

It's not a fad, it won't end. Will probably kill myself if it does though.

*whom
the moderation staff

I’ll be banned in the next few hours because i tell the truth

Good work, your service will be remembered

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>banned
bye user join us next time

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>It's not a fad
I've got news for you user, they aren't making another one.

>tfw just realized my Alita folder is at 2684 files
I mean there's bound to be more than a few duplicates but it's still surprising how many pics and webbums I've saved over just a few months.
I'll be close to 40 when they release the 5th and final installment in the film series.

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>they aren't making another one

okay now I'm really going to bed

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I didn't start saving much OC until recently so I'm a little behind in some areas but I think I only have maybe a dozen dupes

come by any time user!

You'll be close to 40 and waiting for a story that's never coming out.
>fyi, the story isn't even anime related kek. It's being written by an English author
>take a look at the box office
Bad bait. It was projected to need at least $360-$550million to BREAK EVEN. Fox put it at $360 million, and others have put it at closer to $550 million

And this is far from the end

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fuck you and your robot fetish

>look at my folder
>1322 files

Damn, you must save literally everything. I pick and choose what I save and I still feel like I have too much (I really just need to organize it somehow.)

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>$550mn
I would have accepted 500 perhaps but I'm gonna need you to source that. Protip you can't.

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cyborg fetish, plz

>Fox put it at $360 million
Yes, you know, the people actually in charge of the distribution. They probably know best. And it already broke 400M, making it a success.

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Yeah it's definitely a cyborg fetish if anything

break it up into smaller folders and it will seem pretty manageable, I'm always surprised to look at my folder info

Is the doll purist and the manga purist the same person? Both didn't see the movie and keep getting basic facts about it wrong, but it amazes me slightly that they keep coming back for more punishment. I wonder if we'll ever reach the point that they'll actually know everything that's in the movie without actually ever seeing it - but by that point they've labored over their keyboards for days instead of just spending literally two hours to watch it. This really is world autism central.

>anime
They do not even try.

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Tfw last time i checked, my Alita folder was 16.2 gb. Theres a lot of video editor and other OC project files in there, but still...

My reaction folder is over 180 000 files strong at the moment. Yes, I really do save almost everything. I've thought of using Yea Forums archives and my trove of pictures as training data for an AI so I can make a simulated image board with bots arguing with bots. I think it would be interesting.

Once we get BD and make clips out of every 20 seconds of the film they'll watch the whole thing by proxy through that.

>tfw just ordered a pack of hex wrenches on Amazon Prime for $7.50 with free one-day delivery

Modern logistics are amazing.

What I don't get is why none of my local hardware stores have just a bin with a bunch of these fucking $0.99 hex wrenches in it. Seems like it would be easy to do.

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The funniest thing is to read their manga answers.
Three volumes can be read in a couple of hours.
But they do not.

>using amazon
Yuck

If thats the case you could just sculpt and carve out the arm stuff out of putty and then glue it to the doll.... make her robot cyber arms separately and add it to the existing arms. With light foam or something
Your way would destroy and ruin the precious doll

Not even close to trying, even if they meant the movie writers somehow, JC is Canadian and Laeta Kalogridis is Greek-American.
Although I'd still argue the movie is based more on the anime than the manga.

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sometimes you need really small shit, really fast.

I mean there's more than one person disputing the manga is straight up better, at least one read up to some LO events, and the other I don't know, is still pissed we didn't get Makaku grabbing people off the street to slurp on their brain, boiled egg style

The film takes from everywhere.
Even Alita’s design is the late volumes of the original and the early chapters of the Last Order.

>arm stuff out of putty
that's actually a good idea but I don't know if it would stick to the silicone or latex or whatever

>tfw my created OC is small data size
It's how you use it that counts right haha

Saving only arts, concepts and really good screens desu
Oh, and another folder for manga screens that I save while reading

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Fug, Off by $50 milion. Coulda sworn it was $550mn.
>With a production budget hovering at $170 million (Fox says tax incentives lowered costs that were once north of $200 million) and tens of millions more in marketing and distribution costs, executives at rival studios estimate “Alita: Battle Angel” will need to gross roughly $500 million globally
variety.com/2019/film/box-office/alita-battle-angel-box-office-disaster-1203141963/
>And it already broke 400M, making it a success.
Cope harder. Alita isn't getting shit. It scraped even, MAYBE turned a profit. There is no way, no matter how much pull he has that James Cameron can convince Fox to make a sequel.

The Mukaku defender is the weirdest one to me desu. Also wow we're really active tonight I love it and you all.

Yeah but I mean the main structure is based on the anime, that's clearly what Cameron saw first.
I don't have anything wrong with that, mind, I love everything Alita related.

>executives at rival studios estimate...
Holy fuck can you even read? Why would they ever give any indication that Alita might be successful?

Didn't even include the pic because I'm a dumbass.
And yet /ourgirl/ healed even Scott Mendelson himself so I'll take that point instead I think. Also JC doesn't need to convince Fox any more, he needs to convince whatever distribution company he chooses.

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Well it's a good thing then that the rights aren't owned by Fox but by Cameron himself. If he wants a sequel but Fox won't comply, all he has to do is find a different distributor. And believe me, James Cameron will have no trouble finding a distributor.

get some sleep, you don’t deserve it, but you need it. When you wake up, reevaluate your life and really think. am I really content with spending my life in an anime thread every single day?
i’s my life really worth this? every hour is ticking away while i spend my time complaining about things I don’t even know about.

>James Cameron can convince
All rights to Alita belong to Cameron.
>Fox
Who is this? I only know Disney.

Its just that taking out the latex and leaving the metal frame for the arms sounds nightmarish, alita doll or not. Even if you sculpted the arms it would never be the same as new

James Cameron, the man who wrote and directed the two highest grossing films of all time back-to-back, would like to make a movie with your studio. How quickly do you say yes?

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To be fair, Pandorafags will be zerg-rushing the theaters either way - but I wonder if there's enough of them.

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>it it was successful user! I am getting that sequel!!
>Scott Mendelson
Why should I give a shit what some hack thinks?
>Also JC doesn't need to convince Fox any more, he needs to convince whatever distribution company he chooses.
Regardless, no matter how much James Cameron loves Alita he won't risk losing millions on his little passion project.

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Can you imagine what a tantrum will be when they announce a sequel?

Well yeah Alita's not really the same as new either, last I checked she never had much flesh in the first place

Dream on.

>he won't risk losing millions on his little passion project.
>But he risked
It's so funny, he argues with reality.

Here's the thing about _passion_ projects: money is rarely the issue

James cameron has a strong relationship with Disney due to the disney park getting avatar rides.
Those disney avatar rides have gotten disney billions in park tickets and merchandise sold at the park.

That alone almost guarantees a sequel. James have gotten disney so much public back into magic kingdom that i bet disney would say yes just to keep james cameron happy.

thanks for the well wishes user. i'm happy here right now, and I'll be happy when I eventually have to move on. i can have my cake and eat it too. you sleep well friend.

I have every intention of being the first person to post
>Reminder: flopped, sequel never
In that thread

You know it's funny having people actually talking about box offices again and sequel prospects rather than just calling us names. Feels more grown-up somehow. Speaking of though.
>RENT FREE

"weaponized autism" would be funnier, even though it's actually love.

>James Cameron won't risk millions on some passion project
Do you have any fucking idea who you're talking about?
Dude paid for a submarine (which he helped design) so he could solo dive to the deepest part of the ocean (the only person ever to do that) just to be away from people as stupid as you.

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How will disney insert their vile political motives into the sequel? Because they will find a way

>originally grown from a tumor on a noblewoman
>protagonist of a film now owned by Disney
Doesn't this mean she's technically a Disney princess now?

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They can't do anything, he owns the rights

Her mother was a nobody, she's just an insignificant girl.

The Avatar sequel? They can try. But even though he sold the rights to Disney, you can bet that as long as he works on it, he'll have creative control written into his contract, and he could walk off the project and turn it into an Alan Smithee film if Disney sends too many notes.

She budded off of Princess Kagura so I suppose so
Also it amuses me that Disney's newest evil queen is a Xenomorph

If she is then I have a new answer to the constant question of who's my favourite.

Tumor on noblewoman?
What?

Fuck I forgot she came from Nollin Sonann

God I wish they get Rob Rod to direct the sequels. The whole "harmonica playing gunslinger in the desert" thing would suit his style so perfectly.

If there's anything I can testify to, it's that Alita really grows on people

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>money is rarely the issue
>rarely
It doesn't mean someone will be willing to just throw away millions of dollars ($10s of millions) of their own money just because "I like it". They also likely have passion projects in other things as well. As this user just pointed out JC has passion projects such as Sea Exploration. And yet, you expect him to throw all his money away on "Muh anime movie." Dream on.
>James cameron has a strong relationship with Disney due to the disney park getting avatar rides.
And? It's not like Alita has brought Disney fuck all.
>That alone almost guarantees a sequel
You are relying on whether or not JC is willing to gamble all his money on a sequel making money, and considering it's doubtful this one made money, then he will not be inclined to do so.
So, what you're saying is, James Cameron has other interests in which he likes to spend his money on. Things that probably are a lower risk investment to him.

Sounds about right.

>She budded off of Princess Kagura so I suppose so

That never occurred to me.

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Just some body horror from the manga.

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If we're in the territory of hypotheticals, then you can be damn sure I'll dream on.

Goddamn Kishiro is a weird dude.

>James Cameron loves Alita he won't risk losing millions on his little passion project.
hollywoodreporter.com/features/titanic-inside-story-making-movie-996430

b-but she gets better right?

This thread just got fucking creepy and gross

Your wish has been granted.

James Cameron wrote and directed Titanic and Avatar back-to-back and they both broke the record for highest grossing film ever, any studio executive with half a brain would be sticking needles in their dick just to get James Cameron to make a movie with them.

WAS ALITA A TUMOR????

>expect him to throw all his money away on "Muh anime movie
He did it. We are discussing this film right here.

Well, don't dream for too long user. There is plenty of other trash out there to occupy your time with. Plenty of things that will be getting sequels.

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The longer you read the more creepy and gross it gets. I'll be surprised if they manage to keep the sequels PG-13.

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They can just lower the volume and make it smaller

Alita comfirmed to be a thong wearer....holy shit

I was doing some box office research and holy shit I never realized that Waterworld actually eventually turned a profit with home sales and TV rights. Investing in Blu Rays is a good idea for us.
deadline.com/2013/08/isnt-it-time-to-take-waterworld-off-the-all-time-flop-list-557797/

Her? Fuck no her brother kills her immediately after this to put her out of her misery.
One of those cute little faces turned into Alita though.
Yep she's a lil tumor brain that they cut out and gave a body to but all the others didn't develop right. Body horror cyborg immaculate conception.

Why yes user, your waifu is nothing but a tumor that gained sentience. Shocking isn't it? I hope you can still find it in your heart to love her.

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>James Cameron wrote and directed Titanic and Avatar back-to-back and they both broke the record for highest grossing film ever
bad
bait
There is one difference between those 2 films and Alita. The first 2 broke box office records and turned a profit, Alita broke even, and MAYBE turned a profit.

That's Sechs, he started out as a copy of Alita who was obsessed with being the best fighter so he got a male body because it was stronger

Oh we got sextuple 0's yesterday that was cool

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Easy.
I love Alita.
She is the most humane person.
A real human bean.

hey guys! pacjac here! just stopping by to say I love Alita!

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You've never seen a miracle have you?
Would you ask a man to renounce his faith?

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I will concede that I did think of it as an option for Cameron, to use the movies to push for merch.

But he won't, and you aren't getting that sequel.
You mean he tried a movie series that hadn't been tried before, it flopped, and now you think he will gamble AGAIN?

Ludicrous.

Why is MC so edgy?

DREDD the last judge Dredd movie turned out a little profit because the fans made "DREDD DAY" a day where dredd fans would buy a copy of Dredd for their friends or family.
This made the fandom grow and then got some profits.
The buzz was so big it led to recent talks of a tv show now.

>Alita broke even
>Without advertising
>unknown character
>manga

>miracle
Well, if we're going to turn to miracles I'm going to ask for Dredd 2.

Alita's costs were amortized in with the Avatar series anyways so it doesn't matter at all whether it makes money just as long as Avatar makes money.
It's a business, it's not gambling.

was it a teratoma?
they've got like hair and teeth

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>it flopped
No.
You repeat this nonsense already 400 threads in a row.
Not tired?

You'd better watch out, Alita loves chocolate shakes too
It was a maske tumor which have eyes and brains but Alita was the only one that developed at all after being put into a cyber body

leave it to a degenerate to post gross pictures like that without an ounce of decency

Good to know, pacjac. We love Alita too!

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Helloy got a sequel even thought it actually flopped hard, stupid retard.
You are proven wrong
Alita is not going to lose as much money as hellboy did.

>It was a maske tumor which have eyes and brains

well that's my attempt to be a smartass scuppered

>It's a business, it's not gambling.
>suddenly Avatar business starts losing money
u fucking wot

>>Without advertising
What the fuck? Alita had assloads of Advertising. The most out of any movie in the past 12 months, even more than End Game.
>400 threads in a row
Only my second thread.
>Am proven wrong.
Hellboy series wasn't made by James Cameron :^)

>was it a teratoma?
It's described as one. A teratoma tumor can grow pretty much any kind of tissue and some extreme cases look absolutely monstrous.

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Avatar is getting at least four sequels, three of which have already been filmed and are awaiting CGI. Disneyland's nature parks are all Pandora parks now.
Like I get the impulse to be a troll but Alita's more likely to get a sequel than Captain Marvel is.

>Alita had more advertising than Endgame

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>Alita had even more advertising than Endgame
do you even hear yourself

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>that lip ring
I'm thinking that's a Hollywood teratoma and not a real one

Someone make a new thread

Fuck this cursed thread. Lets start clean and blessed
Im making new bread now

NEW THREAD

NEW BREAD NEW BREAD NEW

but why

>Alita had assloads of Advertising
I never saw a single ad for Alita. The only reason I even knew about the movie was by word of mouth.

Where I lived it was the most advertised movie. You couldn't go anywhere without seeing it.

I'm not American though.

I'm not American either. You're from Asia? I heard it was advertised more in the East.

Australia

Were there really Alita ads everywhere? To me that seems really bizarre.

Yep. Cardboard cutouts at our biggest cinema plexes, online advertising the works. No billboards or anything, but that that never happens for movies (Actually, they have them on the backs and sides of buses and things).

Oh damn. Here they didn't do a single thing. I barely even knew the film existed until some kind soul told me it's fucking great online.

Oh dear sweetie, you didn't get the memo?

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I can't wait to see Yea Forums scream and shout like a little baby over it.