/got/

Listen to Me and Do What I Say Edition

previous:

Attached: do-what-i-say.jpg (590x788, 82K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gOO_JKJDubg
google.com/amp/s/www.refinery29.com/amp/en-us/2019/05/231747/david-benioff-db-weiss-white-walkers-come-back
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bkc8xd/compilation_of_spoilers_for_got_episodes_46/
youtube.com/watch?v=91B-X82GIcQ
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0IVblQ9LM
youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU
youtu.be/QHOT_GwlNzQ
twitter.com/hippoiathanatoi
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

MUH BIG COOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

Attached: 1556941775971.jpg (441x484, 46K)

OH NO NO NO

Attached: 1556911844000.jpg (817x3000, 1.15M)

Attached: received_1137699346432610.jpg (500x503, 33K)

>"the smartest person i've ever met"
Lel.

What is dead may never die
youtube.com/watch?v=gOO_JKJDubg

literally crying right now

>no stannis

Why do the Starks and Dany hate Cersei so much? She hasn't done anything personal to anyone but Tyrion.

Attached: 146935023502395.jpg (1344x756, 73K)

What are the most realistic best and worst endings at this point?

Attached: 1541808777873.jpg (871x768, 108K)

>Implying

Attached: 1556923257970.jpg (540x540, 48K)

>show Euron
>bargain basement jack sparrow

>book Euron
>legendary anti-christ

Cers is the last interesting character on the show even if she too has been dumbed down by now.

>Cers is the last interesting character on the show
That's Jaime

>joke article
>is actually true
Jesus christ lol

Attached: 1556585264381.png (526x483, 374K)

user.....

We live in a clown world

You're right, Jaime's actually not so bad either. Their whole dynamic is the last interesting character relationship, too. Too bad it'll be maybe 10% of three 80-min episodes.

The best characters die and the shitty ones like jon and daenerys survive

She's got no legitimate right to be on the Iron Throne. Dany and Jon are shit characters, but there's no realistic reason as to why Cersei's still on the throne, and why people support her.
>Cersei
>interesting
yikes, have Euron seize power, he's actually fun to watch. Have Gendry and Arya decide to betray the Targaryens and restore a Baratheon-Stark line. Fucking anything is better than Cersei as the end villain.

I haven’t been on GoT all day but I just heard jew and jew are now hinting at the white walkers will be back in the next theee episodes or something. Is this true ? Is there hope?

Cersei is dumb bitch that thinks she's smart but ended up not ruining her own house but laid waste to the seven Kingdoms. That's what happens when you let women into politics.

They've upped their damage control immensely yes.

>Euron seize power, he's actually fun to watch
He will and they will explain his blood eye and his relationship with Valyria. He is the Drowned God.

I didn't say she's the best final villain, she's the best character in general. I mean this season she's barely been in it so far, and I can't even remember S7 Cers plot stuff, but her cunty ice queen stuff is at least better than bland no-gray-area good guyism we get from everyone else.

Euron is way too over the top, even for this show. He's like the Fookin Legend times ten.

He deserved a better death instead of that retarded suicide run

>Characters still alive that are interesting
Jaime
Cersei
Davos
Varys (IF he does anything)
Tyrion (Same as Varys)

Azor Qyburn

Dany should have been the final villain tbqh

So in the book Euron kidnapped this guy right? I think someone said that to me once.

Attached: Pyat_profile.jpg (451x702, 68K)

AND HARRENHALL?

This. She's only around because the jews like the actress (fucking them behind the scenes)

THE

I'm so sure they're doing the twist where the Three-eyed Raven is the real villain.

>she's the best character in general.

That's not Jaime.

Imagine being so upset about a tv show that you're raging on an anime board because it doesn't follow your autistic concept of medieval battle logic.

>ONLY ONE MORE GOOD BOY POINT AND I PLAY GET TO PLAY CYVASSE ALL DAY AND SLEEP IN BED WITH DANY TONIGHT INSTEAD OF SALLADHOR

Attached: IMG_4721.jpg (640x638, 26K)

Terrible written death

i have been saying for days now: if jon must kill dany, he only does so to create lightbringer and if he needs lightbringer, the great other has another agent - either bran or qyburm. my money is on qyburn.

Imagined it. So what?

This. It's such a lame attempt at "redemption". D&D are lazy cocksuckers. Bran can see into the future. Why not just tell him "hey Theon wait two more minutes and goblin will end this shit show for us". Why send him into certain death? Also how is this even a good or a satisfying redemption? I like it way more in the books with him being hinted at being the Hooded Man fucking Boltons up without him even knowing it.

They'll have one scene where he will kill her. And that if he isn't killed by Bronn.

Friendly reminder that the leaks confirm Sansa tricks Tyrion with the promise of sex then stabs him in the back and takes the Iron Throne while Jon is executed.

Give me photos to add smiles to lads

Attached: Capture.jpg (644x677, 50K)

>Qyburn was a White Walker agent all along

Nah, that's too clever at this point. I bet the Lightbringer will be created to bring down the Mountain and the undead Kingsguard or some stupid shit like that.

>Fucking anything is better than Cersei as the end villain
'End villain', as you call it, is Daenerys.

Could King Gendry happen bros? Could we get a Baratheon restoration?

Attached: king gendry.png (960x957, 946K)

first reply decides if im gonna read the books or not

Attached: daddy.jpg (1800x2525, 1.96M)

Where did you hear this shit? Too good to be true.

Do this one, put a smile on our king.

Attached: Aegon Targaryen.jpg (650x880, 25K)

No

OH SH-

Attached: IMG_4715.png (416x336, 199K)

>no stannis

Yes. He collected various priests and mystics and is putting them on the bow of his ships along with a woman pregnant with his son. It seems like it is going to be some kind of blood magic to bring on an eldritch apocalyptic event, summon a kraken or turn him into a god-monster.

Attached: aaaggghhh (1).png (590x559, 480K)

>Brienne is one of my favorite characters from the books
>books end on a cliffhanger where Brienne is sent on a mission to kill Jaime by Lady Stoneheart
>the show resolved every arc Brienne has ever had and won't have done anything significant in the final season besides get knighted by Jaime

Lena does a pretty decent job, but the blame for that whole area of the story tends to get thrown at her and Cersei, even though it isn't really their fault.
But she is a horrible "final villain"
She acts in the show as she does in the book, except there aren't the consequences that there are in the book. They try and pretend she is some evil genius when she is still acting like an incompetent schemer that thinks herself a genius

But the whole show will be over in a couple weeks, if they are saying it I would imagine there is truth to it or they will be making more damage if they teased something that will redeem it to some fans and not deliver. Not to the ratings but to their careers.
Any twist like that would be ok with me now. As long as Arya isn’t Azor Ahai.
That would be prettt sweet.

Attached: 1556487488705.png (841x632, 332K)

Are you guys really watching this?
If so, is it because you don't want to get left out of the shitposting?
Tell truth!

Attached: 1545379340209.png (470x487, 96K)

Any leaks for the rest of season i can read about somewhere?

>one eyed dude's empty threats
We all know your depth perception is fucked, Lightning Lord. Thus, you'ld be unable to comprehend the multiple layers of meaning inherent to The American Tolkien's sprawling epic.

Attached: 6913_600.jpg (500x272, 36K)

All the women on the show are geniuses, didn't you watch the episode? Arya said Sansa is totally smart, guys.

Couldn't be worse than his dad.

Ah thanks for the help, the books sound hype as fuck but I'm a man of small brain.
>turn him into a god-monster.
Meanwhile in the shows... muh big cock

>books end on a cliffhanger where Brienne is sent on a mission to kill Jaime by Lady Stoneheart
nigga what

Attached: IMG_4608.jpg (463x488, 74K)

Attached: battle_ready_khaleesi.jpg (377x412, 34K)

He did, along with a ton of other priests.
He has a giant trader cog that is filled with blood, that is going to be with a number of other ships as bait.
Then the enemy fleets are going to engage and spill all the blood in the water, attracting a leviathan/kraken while the rest of the Ironborn enclose the enemy ships in the area, imitating how the Ironborn were defeated by Stannis off Fair Isle.
Priests are probably gonna be part of some magic sacrifice

>people actually want gay Wheel of Time-tier prophecies to come true
Disgusting.

google.com/amp/s/www.refinery29.com/amp/en-us/2019/05/231747/david-benioff-db-weiss-white-walkers-come-back
For you

Attached: 64992FE8-80C6-4B41-9557-1242BE553C80.jpg (334x334, 65K)

I like some of the characters and I have nothing better to watch.

>LISTEN TO ME JON, I HAVE INSIGHT! RAMSAY WON'T DO WHAT YOU THINK HE WILL DURING IN THE BATTLE
>Then what would you advise, Sansa?
>EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!
>*fucks off to the Vale*

Behold the smartest mind in Westeros

Attached: Shansha.jpg (494x494, 85K)

Attached: smile_2.png (841x632, 314K)

I want to see r/freefolk melt down after dany goes full mad queen.

I'd cut the entire Cersei becoming Queen part. I'd end Season 6 on her destroying the Sept. Season 7 starts up with Targaryen, Golden Company, Martell and defecting Lannister banners all over King's Landing. Its revealed that fAegon has come and taken the throne. From then on, fAegon gets Cersei's position as main antagonist to Jon/Dany.

Nah

He's getting the Stormlands though

>either Tyrion or Jaime or both betray everyone for Cersei
>either Tyrion kills Cersei after betraying everyone for her because ??? or Dany executes Cersei
>Tyrion murders Jaime
>Jon murders Dany
>Jon is executed by the survivors
>Sansa tells Tyrion they will rule together in marriage but just betrays him, executes him, and takes the Iron Throne alone
>The End

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/bkc8xd/compilation_of_spoilers_for_got_episodes_46/

>she still doesn't have any armor

i can't wait for this to be a non-event, like stannis pulling lightbringer from the burning idols and catching himself on fire. euron is nuts and isn't going to be the evil elder god that a bunch of autists think he is.

had daenerys ever wielded any weapon before this?
don't even remember her using a knife

Best
> epic Cleganebowl with Sandor losing and dying
> last scene in the iron throne room
> Jaime duels Mountain and wins but is injured badly
> Arya tries to finish her list with Cersei, fatally injures her but is stopped and killed by Jaime
> Cersei and Jaime embrace for a last time while Bran is warging into past Aerys II and making him mad, closing the time loop
> Bran ends his warging session and closes his eyes
> Bran opens his eyes
> they're blue
> Bran slowly gets up from his wheelchair and walks towards the iron throne
> as Bran does the Shah Rukh Khan pose, the bodies of all characters in the throne room come to life with blue eyes
> Bran sits on the iron throne
> zombie Arya, Cersei, Mountain, etc kneel before him
> the end

Worst
> Cleganebowl is dull or replaced by Ninjarya one-shotting Mountain
> Daenerys doesn't die in the next episode
> Ninjarya kills Cersei with Jaime's face
> Jon Snow marries Daenerys and Targaryen rule is restored
> Bran does nothing (again)
> Sansa rules the independent North and is admired as a just and wise ruler

Imagine if instead we got:

>Grey Worm, Edd & Tormund died in the initial part of the battle
>The people in the crypt are forced to flee from the rising dead and Tyrion uses Sansa's dragonglass dagger to save her after their moment. She reveals that she know a way out of WF via the crypt
>The White Walker LTs actually engage in the battle. Jaime kills one with the help of Pod who dies in the fight. Brienne kills one and is injured and pulled to safety by Jaime. Arya kills one to save The Hound during his PTSD breakdown. Jorah kills one protecting Dany but is mortally wounded in the process. Davos is saved by Beric who sacrifices himself here to kill a White Walker
>The survivors flee to the crypt
where they meet up with Sansa, Tyrion and the others and leave with them, the warriors in the group keep fighting off dead as they flee.
>Theon still kills lots of Wights and sacrifices himself to protect Bran.
>Bran is warging into Viserion so that Jon and Rhaegal can knock the NK off of his mount by injuring Viserion.
>Rhaegal is still injured though and forced to land
>Daenerys is forced to kill the injured and undead Viserion with dragonfire from Drogon to keep it from killing Jon and Rhaegal
>Now on foot, Jon makes it to the Godswood as the Night King is killing Theon and about to kill Bran. He intercepts the NK's sword blow and the two have a fight. Jon is injured but Rhaegal swoops in despite his injuries and rains dragonfire on the NK while Dany arrives on Drogon
>Jon grabs Bran and carries him to Drogon and they escape as Rhaegal runs interference for them. It is implied the dragon dies but it is left unclear
>Dany, Jon and Bran meet up with the other survivors south of Winterfell where the crypt exit
>The survivors look on as Winterfell burns, the dead rise again and, having lost, go south to regroup before the true final battle
>Cut to black
>Scene changes to the Golden Company marching up the King's Road to face the injured heroes

can't find a face in these it says :^(

Attached: 1556953792922.png (416x336, 94K)

They're in deep denial

I don't remember specifics but there are a lot of theories about another agent of The Great Other being out there.
I think Euron was one of the top contenders. Hopefully that ends up happening

And now it begins.

Attached: 1500436697737.png (723x944, 570K)

can't wait for it to end
it's the only thing keeping me on Yea Forums
after that, i'm gone

kek

This sounds awful.

Attached: 3259b001.jpg (525x415, 52K)

Thanks to radical left wingers.

> Bran opens his eyes
> they're blue
Why?

I'm just assuming Brienne escapes death just like Jon will in Winds of Winter. But I'm thinking she'll still have to do Stoneheart's bidding for the time being.

the exact moment the fun stoppped

Attached: IMG_4714.jpg (634x438, 53K)

Give her a pass, she only killed two wights with a dragonglass sword by literally stabbing them with a pointy end in the most straightforward way.

>when you're oblivious to the fact that you've been watching a medieval fantasy show all those years, not historical drama
topkek

I'm still mad they ruined the fighting pits scene.

Attached: 15073950350350.jpg (1920x1122, 269K)

Why does everyone care about 'poor tactics' in the same episode when night king raises his arms to resurrect everybody??

>unsullied go full unga bunga
neat

WE NEED EVERY MAN WE CAN GET TO FIGHT THE NAHT KENG, AN' EVEN THEN IT MIGH' NOT BE ENOOF

Attached: 1503643302165.png (645x729, 216K)

How will he come into play in the final episodes?

Attached: radmure.png (475x562, 333K)

They shat on mod for collecting every decent leak because they all pointed to dany being evil.

What reason does he have for still following the Jon/Dany gang though? He could probably feasibly take over Cersei's forces since he's the closest thing to a Baratheon.

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAVOS SAVE MEEEE

Attached: SAVE ME.gif (540x302, 2.76M)

They blame her for Eddard, and probably the Red Wedding. Dany she's her as the heir of the usurper, and hated Tywin for killing Rhaegar's children. Also, she blew up the great sept and abandoned the call to Winterfell (not that it would of mattered).

>we need every man we can get
>gets fucking Theon and a guy with one hand

Attached: Capture.jpg (513x568, 36K)

Fatman will never end the books i just want to know which main characters survive and what happens to the iron throne

what the fuck happened to the quality of the music.... why did it go so downhill

youtube.com/watch?v=91B-X82GIcQ

Book Euron is great and show Euron is almost nothing like him.

In the books he is doing some unknown creepy sacrificial blood magic ritual, has a horn that is supposed to steal control of dragons and kills the people that blow it by burning them from the inside out and he wears Valyrian Steel armor that he supposedly found in the ruins of Old Valyria.

Attached: 9779c7f97f5efdd90e40b23d44441189.jpg (719x1020, 129K)

see you in a month, bro

Who? Not on the roster.

He's probably going to be the new head of House Tully when everything is solved.

Attached: Capture.jpg (517x609, 20K)

Remember user. The Faceless men are what destroyed Old Valyria. They hate magic, they hate dragons, and they hate prophecy. They've been trying to destroy dragons ,white walkers, children of the forest, forever.

NUOH

NAOWITENS

Oh man, I really hope it turns into one of those fucking Grand British Epics where all the royal characters start slaying each other like Caesar getting cut down by his peers. The casual mouthbreather fan won't know how to process it. Those of us who gave up on expecting the show to be good years ago will cum from the pure batshit spectacle of it all.

But knowing D&D, it'll all play out in the most boring and/or stupid way possible.

Try to watch this without crying. Underrated ship desu. m.youtube.com/watch?v=ow0IVblQ9LM

Attached: ED7CAC00-7CFF-4881-B4F9-A3A8C0A0D56C.jpg (1200x675, 44K)

Kek the meltdowns are gonna be amazing

Attached: 454365.jpg (300x168, 5K)

i am looking forward to nobody reacting more than casually to a teenage girl saving them from certain undeath

Qarth, the Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be

Attached: 2012-05-10_qarth.jpg (623x388, 187K)

She's got plenty of it, user. Top Tier Castle Forged Plot armor

Attached: lAH.jpg (400x400, 17K)

>Noh, dis is wheyre it ehnds

The Long Night's happened twice now, Why wouldnt it happen again. He's marked.

I should have stopped watching the moment i noticed they didnt know fuck all to do with the plot, starting with the direwolves what the fuck was the point of them?

Read them, for Myrish Swamp.
Probably will in the show, but I think in the books Stormlands will go to Edric Strom.

Attached: Taena_of_myr_by_eluas.png (1024x1645, 2.03M)

>Just finished this episode
Stop it user this is creepy as fuck

Attached: 1532664481420.jpg (720x960, 59K)

why does the number of spiral arms vary?

because the dothraki were spectacularly wasted and added more to the white walker army much faster than was necessary

hm

Attached: asd.png (988x670, 503K)

Attached: Capture.jpg (322x176, 7K)

Gendry + Arya betray Jon/Dany and crown themselves when?

Attached: 7izfhx8obmw01.jpg (640x960, 71K)

You know, not getting the end doesn’t bother me. I just want to get winds, because the preview chapters are great and I really want to read the three battles in it

mh

Attached: 324rf.png (389x374, 169K)

noh

Attached: 1556904758539.jpg (1280x720, 53K)

No.
Now it ends.

Attached: 1556911010668.png (925x1108, 1.06M)

Arya is too dumb for that
if anything genius Sansa will cuck Arya and make Gendry her boytoy puppet king

That doesn't make any sense.

>>Tyrion murders Jaime
y tho

Attached: giant-slayer.jpg (482x482, 58K)

did d&d spend a lot of time watching lost before writing season 8

Because someone having necromantic powers doesn’t imply that people forget how basic battles are supposed to work

>muh Tysha

>if you can't appreciate me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best

you don't really get how this fantasy genre works, do you?

What do we think is higher right now, GRRM's cholesterol or the number of pages he has written for TWOW?

Please make Mad Queen happen

bastid

Attached: d7hi29l-b295a1b4-01f3-4a27-8755-3fe131806b90.jpg (700x944, 103K)

>White Walkers don't have giant spiders
>Euron doesn't have Krakens

Wow it's shit.

GOT vs. Dexter vs. LOST

Which one shit the bed hardest? Which one had the biggest quality drop? In 3 weeks we'll know which one had the worst finale.

Bran was touched by the NK and bears his mark. The NK turns babies into white walkers, his mark should eventually turn Bran into the new NK.
But you know who doesn't suffer any consequences from the NK's touch? Arya! She's held by him in air and doesn't die of extreme cold (that shatters steel), doesn't get her neck snapped (by a creature which kills fucking dragons mid air with a javelin) and isn't turned into a zombie wizard (unlike all other humans touched by NK)! You go girl!

Attached: Capture.jpg (529x396, 18K)

Screw you Yea Forums, it's okay to like the latest episode and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. GoT really needs some positivity right now.

But there's like 2 episodes left

Attached: smile_2.png (700x944, 317K)

He's in hell

Attached: 1544965913757.jpg (640x640, 93K)

>what the fuck happened to the quality of the music.... why did it go so downhill
I'd imagine it was somewhat frustrating for Raymond D'jibouti since it's an iterative process of building-upon prior themes and elements and not having access to the full series to plan ahead. The King's fanfare... whatever its called... the really awful synth music as Bran skips across some green screen rooftop in S1... is probably one of the more regrettable choices, which you wouldnt do that way if you knew how it's all going to play out.

In the meantime, he's gone on to new things based on his reputation with GoT and a lot of it is probably sexy and fun work like doing genre re-interpretations of pop songs like that reddit-in-music-form shit he did for Wasteworld. That being said, some of the music got better as the show progressed. Danny's music in particular is some of the best, like Breaker of Chains and its iterations.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 63K)

By that logic we don't have to care about anything. Make Tyrion Azor Ahai and Hot Pie a dragon master. Jon drowns himself in a lake because he doesn't want to be a king. It doesn't matter because the Night King resurrected some undead grunts earlier.

So what about his horn that burns people from the inside out when they blow it?
Is that a non-event? Because that is clearly magical and already happened

Kind of hoping that in the books Sansa outplays Littlefinger and seduces Sweetautist (for mommy play) or Harry the Heir (for boytoy) and rules the Vale.

>this is the """""mad""""" queen

Attached: emilia_smile.png (1280x720, 639K)

Fuck off nigger

you are a jew

Yep, the show should end with Bran marrying Cersei and everyone clapping at the wedding.

would be unironically based

Attached: queen sansa.jpg (500x650, 63K)

What? It ended with Brienne and Jaime about to get hanged

Qwarth

Attached: Capture.jpg (477x386, 20K)

Watch it Renly

Attached: 1502930297495.png (666x733, 354K)

>you know, not getting the end doesn't bother me
This is why you need to go back.

No, the last scene with Brienne is her meeting up with Jaime in the Riverlands telling him Sansa was seen nearby.

STANNISSTANNIS STANNIS

Attached: 8C66847D-BFB6-4043-A41F-6986EAD72B5D.jpg (1127x828, 474K)

That was when he was a non-issue manlet who worshiped her. Now he is a short creep who wants to take the throne from her.

I shamelessly ship Tyrion and Sansa and I'm happy we're probably getting a happy ending for them in the show.

I doubt it'll be end game in the books because Tysha might still be alive and Sansa is tied up with Vale politics.

Hot sansa is for femdom

KARTH

Attached: 1587326634635623.jpg (600x400, 70K)

Why do any of you expect Euron to suddenly be le ebin wizard/old god? Why do any of you expect the night king/ww to come back? Why do any of you expect the azor ahai prophecy or any other slightly below surface-level book detail to be a thing in the show at this point? If there's anything we've learned from jew and jew, its that you should expect the most bland and underwhelming outcome possible (perhaps permitting a slight "subversion" of your expectations, assuming it empowers womynz or poc). Everytime i have hoped that they go a little beyond normie-tier bullshit, i have been totally disappointed. And there are 3 episodes left. Sorry bros, but I would honestly be surprised at any ending besides "Jon and Dany win and take the throne and rule happily ever after" (assuming Jon doesnt totally cuck out and give Dany the throne, which is honestly likely). Got is Marvel tier. Keep your predictions low and they will probably be accurate.

Jts also funny how a literal meme prediction turned out to be true: Arya killing NK. Any meme spoilers?

>The NK turns babies into white walkers
He does that instantly.

Jorah showed that waifufaggotry will get you killed.
> Everytime we touch
Am I in 2000 again?

Attached: Capture.jpg (681x514, 27K)

Who was tysha again?

Garth?

aagh, quick Arya kill the NK and come save me!

Attached: 1555857167303.jpg (250x236, 4K)

>tysha
I thought it was Kaisha who Chrissie was datin

Tyrion's first wife that went "wherever whores go" according to Tywin.

Since they cut and merged storylines so much that the show is basically an alternate continuity, I was really hoping they would give Jorah Victarion's volcano arm when he got greyscale. When that didn't happen, I was hoping they would give it to Jaime's golden hand or make it Lightbringer... but that didn't happen either. What a waste.

Watch it Branny

Attached: 1477724380080.jpg (594x561, 82K)

ARGGGHHHH VISERION HELP

Attached: 1556568657438.png (590x559, 309K)

Have you watched the show? It doesn't matter whether or not it's instantaneous. What matters is that Bran has the mark. Don't bring logic into this.

With the way this shit is written it's a completely plausible theory.

Jorah either should bang Dany and die heroically, or get his old slut wife back while sacking Lys.

Tysha is Tyrion's first wife that Tywin had raped. She's mentioned in the first season and one tiny mention in the third but they completely dropped when Jaime reveals that Tysha really loved Tyrion which is his main motivation for killing his father.

what, come on what

Greyworm kills Euron

Tysha was a low class whore though.

>Everyone betrays everyone

This is really retarded and has none of the "sweet" in bittersweet

I had higher expectations due to tthefact that got used to be really really good. Apart from the retarded tactics and Arya bullshit, it was alright. Oh and i had to crank up my brightness to see anything, but that isnt a proper complaint. Theon dying was anticlimactic, Jorah dying was alright. The feminist crap was obnoxious but expected. Jon may as well have not been there. The undead dragon was cool. Other than that there isnt much to say about it, despite it being the most anticipated got episode ever.

>faceless men magic is not magic
Telekinesis and telepathy confirmed!

t. Tywin Lannister

Stannis is alive my friend.

>I don't care if he's got a hundred Tywins in the privy wit arrows in their heads. He's a piece of shit.

Tywin also forced Tyrion to rape her, and he secretly liked it, causing him to hate himself even more.

parts of that episode are extremely well crafted. i think 90% of the episode is fantastic. the way that slow piano played over scenes of jorah fighting to protect kelly c, the night king walking triumphantly towards the weirwood and then scenes of people being defeated and looking completely hopeless was great. i really liked the scene where the night king rose the dead and then theon's last scene. they really did a good job of highlighting how over powering the army of the dead was and how ultimately hopeless fighting against them was yet people still chose to fight. i actually quite liked the walking dead library sequence, it was an interesting juxtaposition to the intense in-fighting on the walls and the front the lines. it had some really neat imagery as well like the bit with the dragons above the clouds. it's just a shame that they shat all over it with a nonsensical conclusion

Attached: one popcorn please.jpg (612x429, 71K)

Why is anyone shocked or upset at how terrible the last episode was. The writing has been hot garbage since S5.

Pic related.

Attached: 1502085525211.png (885x4034, 3.26M)

I hope this is true just because it would trigger the normies

Attached: 1556215242983.jpg (413x461, 32K)

>tfw the show has become so poorly written that it will surely inspire GRRM to finish the books once and for all to give us the real ending

Attached: 1465929875849.jpg (645x773, 87K)

>sweet" in bittersweet
Dany wins the throne but wont give it to Jon. Normally he would be fine with this except she starts going crazy and having people executed (tyrion) and burning niggas (probably goes after jon and sansa) and he will have to kill her in the end to rule over the galaxy as a just king. Cant wait for the twitter feminist butthurt.

>real ending comes out
>the same fucking shit happens except with loads more descriptions of feasts and different kinds of food swimming in butter

Attached: IMG_4651.gif (498x372, 2.74M)

>"Oh what's that, did the ending to the show suck?"
>"Well that's too bad, user....."
>"Guess you'll have to buy my books to find out the real ending, huh?"

The fat fucker planned this all along.

Attached: 15487162375654.jpg (620x413, 44K)

>mormont heiress is dead

Whatever user, it's all about minor characters who don't appear in the show.

>interview from April 2019 with GRRM about the upcoming ASOIAF books
>"the writing is going well"

don't hold out too much hope my man

the library scene made no sense though. once the walls had been taken by the undead, the entire castle should have been overflowing with wights. it should have meant game over.
what were the wights even doing there standing around when there was fresh meat outside?
RETARDED

Attached: senznwiihq6v9ciya6lp.jpg (800x453, 91K)

theres no way in hell Ep3 wasn't some kind of dream sequence.
NO
FUCKING
WAY

>or he will die before able to finish them
>then market research people come in saying audience really loved the show (they would have graphs, approval ratings and all of that) and force to change the ending of the books

>filthy frank
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO POST THIS NIGGER. THIS SHIT HIT ME WAY TOO HARD MAN

Attached: 1504205018832.jpg (700x700, 53K)

>it's all about minor characters who don't appear in the show.
My nigha

>implying George hasn't paused writing TWOW to write the full history and lore of Yi Ti and a detailed backstory and hidden secrets about the lineage of Lommy and how he will return or some other ancillary information no one asked for.

Yo guys look who I met today?

Attached: IMG_09343903490409590409340909230943093049430921204989.jpg (683x431, 35K)

>finish the books
You're funny, user

>"Don't worry about finding good script-writers for running the show, the books will come out right on time."

a bee that stung your face?

Nice. Did you tell him ypu would share it with Yea Forums?

Don't worry, in the books they have shit ton of girls.

>azor ahai is a book detail
Do you even watch the show?
>why do you expect
We don’t expect, we hope.

Attached: 1378405192467.png (472x624, 219K)

yikes

You realize he has to wait fkr the show to end before he can release them, you fucking cunt

>poster is real life Moon Boy
Holy shit user

Though Frey shit killed the best one who danced with Robb during the wedding.

Attached: Dacey_by_quickreaver.jpg (800x640, 81K)

This is why you little guys need to be genocided. Look at all this anger seeping out of your little body and how you are always on the offense. Guess that’s what happens when people have been stepping on you your whole life. Constantly with the attacks and attitude problem. You are a little ticking time bomb and are a liability to everyone else just trying to life out their normal everyday lives at average heights without some radicalized shrimp going around and shooting up a mall and blowing out everyone’s kneecaps.

you saw them get chased into the castle by wights and you saw them end up in a room with a bunch of dead people/wights. it's not too hard to infer that there was a significant amount of fighting in the castle's innards but it died down and there were a few stragglers left behind. wights don't really strike me as the most cognisant beings in the show so it can make sense for them to be stuck

Youre just setting yourself up for disappointment

>Have you watched the show?
Have you? Babies got turned in WW instantly and they all died after NK was killed.
>With the way this shit is written it's a completely plausible theory.
Then don't present this bullshit as a better alternative to the shit that we already have.

Everyone's short when you're 6'8"

Dacey was wife material. Mya Stone is too. Shame neither were in the show

>t. 5'11''

No, that was a lie from Tywin. All the soldiers paying for her actually raped her
She actually loved Tyrion but Tywin couldn’t have heard marrying a peasant girl

That's exactly why most of these spoilers are probably true.

This. Also note how many tyrants and mass murderers were manlets.

youtube.com/watch?v=47MazYDnmaU

GODS THRONES WAS STRONG THEN

>You think I'm here for money?
>I am yours and you are mine
>Let's go away to Pentos

>Two seasons later
>Oh yes! Fuck me Tywin!

What did she mean by this?

Attached: 546457.png (1300x788, 971K)

>Master, the fat man has resumed writing. He's going to finish the book.
>"He cannot be allowed to finish. The HBO ending will be the only ending. Kill him, then burn the manuscripts."

Attached: 1522621444198.jpg (581x581, 41K)

Based
This is me at 5'8 talking down to 5'6 incel manlets. They will never learn

MELISANDRE YOU LYING CUNT HELP MEEE DAVOOS PLEEEASE AAAAGGGGHHHHHH

Attached: 1506407515901.jpg (989x558, 504K)

>Tywin couldn’t have heard marrying a peasant girl
Well Tywin was in the right, though he should just made her leave instead is having her raped.

>DUDE FUCK THE PLAN, JON. YOU AIN'T TELLING ME NUFFIN
>BADASS BATTLEKHALEESI COMING THRU
first wight appears
>JORAH HELP

>books end on a cliffhanger where Brienne is sent on a mission to kill Jaime by Lady Stoneheart
thats true. Brienne was captured by LS and the brotherhood and only escaped death for (assumably) kill Jamie.
bet she can't/won't do it but Jamie dies regardless and LS gonna revive him cause he'll end up defending her god forsaken, shitty children from someone.

Tyrion fell for the roastie lies. Happens to the best of us.

>says attacking Ned was stupid
>asks why Ned's still alive
why was attacking Ned stupid?

Just as many lanklets if not more

Attacking Ned was stupid. But saying why he's still alive is even dumber. Tywin is smart enough to realize that killing Ned would be a major disaster.

Attached: 5vs5tSD.jpg (1242x2208, 190K)

It's beautiful

Remember that time they had a massive war over the line of succession and now nobody cares that Cersei doesn't even have a claim?

Attached: 1369419948748.jpg (1024x1516, 320K)

You got fat

desu that does sound kind of fun

>Have you? Babies got turned in WW instantly and they all died after NK was killed.

I don't think you're fully grasping what I meant with that post. Bran has the magic mark. They can still do the twist that he's going to be turned into a new Night King if they want to because it's magic.

Totally wrong, editors kiss George’s ass to a fault. That’s why his shit just keeps getting more and more bloated

Can you do our king?

Attached: 2E278BA200000578-0-image-m-2_1446768820913.jpg (634x570, 110K)

So do you think Ned....?

Attached: 1556926805156.jpg (776x1029, 189K)

They're all warred out user. The entire realm is in an agggghh state, i'm sure they just want to be left alone

Can someone post the crying wojak with the stannis flag?

user, you should have stopped watching after season 4/5.

Why did Ashara have brown hair when her brother's hair was all white?

>has a horn that is supposed to steal control of dragons
thought Victarion currently has it while going to Dany while she's currently looking for something to control the dragons (which are dumb animals in books, not intelligent creatures suggested in the show). correct me please, just started reading right now so i'm most likely wrong on this

Just picture them digging everyone up in 10 years to cover the "20th anniversary of GOT" like they just did with The Sopranos, but by then these two will be a full blown lipstick lesbo couple. Jon will be that middle-aged guy you can tell is tired of his aging wife Rose but they're both professionals so they put on a good public face. Conleth and Liam will be chainsmoking. Charles Dance will be uncomfortably old and you'll feel bad about it like when you first saw Tim Curry post-stroke. Emmi will be the size of a fuckin house.

youtu.be/QHOT_GwlNzQ

6:50 damage control?

((()))

He bleached his hair.

>the peach Renly, hand it over!

>Bran has the magic mark
It's the mark that allowed NK to find him. There is nothing to prove that it turned him into something.
>They can still do the twist that he's going to be turned into a new Night King
They can, but it would be a horrible fucking writing. Even worse than what we already seen.

>sit in the bath together
They've definitely fucked

Remember this bitch?

twitter.com/hippoiathanatoi

She's where the real mad is. LOL

Attached: 1556373557288.png (472x624, 167K)

>Dany turns evil

she was always "evil", the Targs had no right to rule westeros other than "muh dragon fire".

still I find it hard to believe they'll go with such a soi latte unfriendly ending.

based Linda putting the fear in showfags and Dumb&Dumber

Attached: linda destroys showfags.jpg (689x623, 59K)

Confirmed for Bran is Boss Nigger White Walker

Meh, he was never going to inherit anything anyway. It wouldn’t be the first time someone didn’t marry a noble. Doran is of much higher station and was married to some chick from Norvos, and Taena of Myr was married to some minor noble in court.
Both probably higher station than a literal peasant girl, but you get my point.

Doubt it but do you think theyve seen each others weewees??

Thanks but do you have the one with his sigil on it?

And nobody cares that she blew up the holy site of the Westerosi religion
And nobody cares that she murdered the leaders of that religion
And nobody cares that she murdered the rightful queen, the people's favourite queen

Seriously, the Sept bomb has not even been discussed. In GoT, you may lose your life and your whole family if you marry a foreigner, you may be battling underground resistance fighters if you outlaw slavery, you may be murdered by your own subordinates if you change wildling policy, but killing the queen and the most respected elders will have no consequences. What were they thinking

Did Jorah's wife really leave him just because he didn't have as much money as she wanted?

He didn’t want him attacked, but if he was going to attack him he should have finished it

But muh ebin piano music and wicked smile wine mommy

>new head of House Tully

He has been the head of House Tully for literally almost the whole show, inheriting it right when Lord Hoster died in Season 1 (or maybe 2, I can't remember).

Attached: 1502309457927.jpg (480x589, 27K)

>Attacking Ned was stupid. But saying why he's still alive is even dumber.

not really. twyin is smart enough to realise that he got he got the worst case scenario. ideally, jaime wouldn't attack ned. second to that would be jaime attacking ned and killing him. and last would be jaime attacking ned and nothing happens

he can accept that jaime attacked ned to protect the family's honor and it would probably be advantageous for them down the line to not have to deal with ned. it doesn't make sense to twyin that jaime would try to protect the family honor but not follow through it despite jaime being the one instigating it and having the upper hand. it reflects badly on the lannisters: tyrion was abducted, jaime (one of the best swordsman in westeros) tried to inflict retribution against ned and failed. the outcome of the attack on ned makes the lannisters look weak

This has changed the show from being brutally cause-and-effect driven into nihilism territory. Nothing bad will come to you if you're the bad guy doing bad shit. Bad things will come to you if you're a good guy and even do minor fuck ups.

This one?

Attached: 1556933368364.png (472x624, 157K)

You're right. Euron sent it with Victarion.

>Nikolaj looks exactly the same if not even better
>Bad Poosy is as cute as ever but has lost the babyfat in her cheeks
>Tormund was arrested for rape many years ago
>Maisie and Sophie have suffered death by the wall
>Radmure couldn't make it to the reunion because he was hitting the slopes

>There is nothing to prove that it turned him into something.

That's why it's a theory among others and it would give "purpose" to the baby thing even though it doesn't make sense in the long run.

Normies would still go "WOW, so that's why there was that baby scene earlier!" *gasp* And relentlessly defend the shit writing just like they're doing now.

>it would be a horrible fucking writing.

I completely agree but it wouldn't surprise me in the least. D&D have shown that they have no talent whatsoever on their own.

What happened to her?

Attached: 1506395693502.jpg (651x283, 21K)

Fair enough

member when got was realistic?

AS HIGH AS HONOUR

Attached: 1435063902986.png (472x624, 157K)

Thanks nigga

>Euron sent it with Victarion.
yeah that came to my mind as i hit submit.

Will sweetrobin survive in the books?

Didn't they have a shitflinging against Preston?
Doran's wife is a noble, Myrish swamp I'm not sure, but she probably was a noble too and she married Orton while he was still in exile without any titles so it makes more sense. Doesn't compare to peasant whore. Really, Tywin should have exiled Tyrion to Essos.

Attached: taena.jpg (1920x1779, 647K)

a l l s m i l e s

Attached: Capture.jpg (696x604, 75K)

Dose comments savage af xD

>the leaders of that religion
True, and there must be some higher up sparrows remaining who could rally people.
>the people's favourite queen
People didn't actually cared about royalty that much.

>mfw everything is gonna be alright

More like "as high as Sansa needs me to be so that I die and she steals the Vale from me"

She's just venting because the fatman whose ample coattails she's riding is letting her down and all that anger has to go somewhere. Also, HBO probably told her and Elio to fuck off to some extent because they want to usurp the franchise on their terms. Their "lore keeper" is that other guy who writes for the show and who isn't D&D... the bald cunt. I feel bad for this fishmouth frump and Elio, the pedo looking spic. They probably deserved better and were probably expecting it to turn out different for them.

>reminder that Cersei was right about everything

Attached: 1492686304178.jpg (471x624, 65K)

She's a fucking nobody.
Which is how she always should have been treated.

Norvos is a theocracy, so their idea of noble wouldn’t really be the same

>reminder that Jeoffrey was right about everything
ftfy
>good night my sweet prince

There were numerous scenes detailing the common peoples’ love of Margaery

I was legitimately into the show when i joined in after season 3 aired. Now i'm just watching it for the ending which we all know is just going to cause a shitstorm. Literally watching for the CHAOSH now.

Attached: 1378520377046.png (472x624, 179K)

I'm going to kill myself it it's real

We don't know, and noble is a noble, as in - not a peasant. Really not the same as Tysha.

Margaery was a populist leader, the guys in Flea Bottom were fanatically devoted to her and she tries to explain to Joffrey and Tommen that it's easier to rule when you count on the support of the smallfolk. There should have been SOMETHING done by the people of King's Landing when their queen was murdered. At least talk about it.

I'm not argue with the possibility of this bullshit, but with the presentation of it as 'Best ending' in this post

can anyone tell me why there are theories about the spirals & targ symbol? that shit doesn't make fucking sense to me. why would they be relate when the NK/WW where waaaaaaaaaay older than Targs. it's just a faceberg tier meme...right?

MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

based

Attached: 1556499495244.gif (245x281, 823K)

God. Freefolk used to be semi-based before the female fans invaded the sub. Now it's genuinely worse than the GoT subreddit itself

Remember how Gurm's books focused on the commoner and his reaction to the goings on of palace intrigue sweeping the nation? I remember.

We should've seen Cersei unleash the mountain and her Queensguard on the peasants of KL at least. It would be cool if when Dany and Jon gets to KL almost everyone is dead or MIA

Linda is pretty based, but I prefer the dragon autist. Him digging into David's and/or Dan's past, their works, parents, gfs, etc is way funnier than Linda reee-ing into the void about the the show's failure as an adaptation. I have enough autism to do that on my own.

When I first brought them up I said they weren’t of the same station as Tysha, my point was that they were still below Westerosi nobility.
And Doran was of much higher station than a disinherited second son.

>muh "clever" and "subversive" anachronistic piano music episode
Overrated in retrospect, thanks to the same trope being used again in S08E03. Fool me once and all... That being said, i'm not sure it's entirely clear the population at large is aware that it was wildfyre and that Cersei was responsible. That's not to say that wont blame her anyway or they don't already hate her, but still...

>I now see the true game of thrones were the heretics we burned along the way

Based King Whoresbane

You know there is a whole scene where the royal procession is attacked by pissed off peasants? It’s even in the show

Who knows, there are theories that she is some sort of Hightower plant. I personally don't understand why she didn't return to Oldtown after Jorah got exiled. Maybe her family did not want her back in which case she decided to be a concubine for a powerful man.

new:

>dragon autist
who?

Does nobody in that entire fucking site knows how to spell Missandei? Fucking hell.

I hope they sexualize Miss Sunday's death as much as possible.

SEVEN HELLS

Attached: 1524904962226s.jpg (250x246, 8K)

I want to believe because it sounds funny.

Kek. Can't fucking wait desu.

Attached: 1556793853808.png (750x737, 494K)

Arya got transformed by NK touching her. She slowly becomes new NK.
Screencap this.

That would mean logical succession user.
We no do that on show anymore.

yeah and then your back again next year for the prequels