I actually find post-wall Ellen Page attractive

I actually find post-wall Ellen Page attractive.

I don't know why...

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Do you also like watching women’s dirty feet smashing through fast food dumpsters

She's not bad-looking at all now, just way more dykey and has a weird receding hairline. Slap some bangs on her and she'd be fine.

No
Footfags are disgusting
Wasting food is not a fetish either

It's because you never even had a wall to pass.

It's the look of sheer desperation that does it for me in that pic

you watch Star Trek, OP?

>he hates footfags
>likes post wall ellen Paige

You know, you’ve really lost your marbles this time around. You really fucked it up again, I mean like you had every opportunity presented to you to not be a retarded guy, but that would’ve been too easy. You really mucked up the plan, OP, that’s just the memo. You had one big shot to blast off and you couldn’t do it, really. You had a gun pointed at you in an airplane, and you were the first one to talk. You think he was gonna let you be the first one to stay on the plane? Even after the fact that you signed up for this sucked mission in the first place? Get outta here snipe

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is that really her forehead?
you could land a helicopter on that thing

congrats, you're gay and want to get bottomed by a transfaggot

i hope you have a vagina or you are out of line.

Act.

that's her (his) balding crown, leaver her (him) alone!

DONALD TRUMP! YOU DID THIS. YOU MADE ELLEN DISGUSTING. DAMN YOU.

I think she is aging so poorly because the only meat she eats is her girlfriend. Most vegetarians cannot balance their diet properly.

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You're a lesbian

no i dont like star trek and im a straight male.

have.

She looks like a manager at Arby's who would give you a slow, half-hearted handy after working with negros for 12 hours and then fall asleep in your lap after drinking 3 bottles of wine and then you carry her to bed and undress her and set her alarm.

What's up with Star Trek?

thats very specific.

i just realized who she reminds me of: that guy in the water boy who lives in a shack. anyone else see it?

separated at birth.

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Seriously, is there anything she can't do?

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Is a pretty interesting movie with some cool moments considering David Cage was directing it.

She has truly hit the wall at relativistic speed.

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You're a homo then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i never found ellen attractive, but the only woman who has hit the wall at comparable speed (but at much later age) is alison brie, she is looking fucking wrecked lately

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OP you truly are more disgusting than the worst /d has to offer.
Kill yourself

if you didnt say who it was i wouldnt have recognized her from that picture.

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this angers the lesbian actress.

me too. because she is

I dare you to try

She is basically Weinstein now but she gets away with it because it is in a film.

she looks hot

Anyone have the cartoon version of this? I forgot to save it

Nice CGI cosplay. How come nobody has ever done that yet?

did anyone see her dyke photoshoot with her wife?

whats her partners name?

This thread needs to fucking STOP.

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she looks extremely unhealthy and i think we should all be culpable for not helping her get help

>tfw her and kate mara's lesbian scene finally leaked
Finna bust a nut

Post it user

Pretty shitty to be honest. Not enough of Pages perky tits or big forehead to produce a load

I guarantee yo she's now a cutter

i won't but it's probably on every porn site by now, i watched it on xvideos
bad quality though but i'm sure better ones will leak soon

The fact that this upset her makes it way more hot.

Ellen posting best posting

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act

Hear me out.

Adult women have no souls though they once did.

Females are born with souls. Little girls have souls and they express their good nature all the time. They're loving and caring and beautiful. But at some point in teenage years when that little girl turns into a woman, her soul escapes her. The soul rises to heaven yet leaves behind the rotting corpse, the physical flesh that we perceive as adult women.

Women are not living beings, they're walking corpses without morality or any kind of complex thought. You can see this in their behaviour, in how they think and their interests. There is no soul in their body.

The sad reality is that females die before they hit adulthood, only having an incredibly brief life before leaving us and leaving nothing but their corpse to pester and haunt us.

>cropping out the top of her forehead

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This entire thread needs to have sex. YIKES

is pic edited somehow....?

>ellen page
>attractive
those two do not combine at all

Kike dike

Where are these images from? And interview?

i just looked up her wife and she is not attractive. ellen could have done much better.

How about
ellen page is not attractive

not sure but if you google "ellen page crying about trump" you should find it.

Why does she look like Ron Howard's goblin brother?

She was refering to jessie smollet being attacked before it was found out he faked the attack.

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President Trump: "I'm the most BASED world leader in the world"
President of Brazil:

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i thought the same thing

>Footfags are disgusting
Foot fetishism is the thinking man's fetish. It requires class and maturity.

>Wasting food is not a fetish either
Everything can be fetishized. There's a fetish for having someone (usually your domme) destroy your postal stamp collection while forcing you to watch.

>Everything can be fetishized. There's a fetish for having someone (usually your domme) destroy your postal stamp collection while forcing you to watch.

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I agree with you. She is a beautiful, strong, independent woman and she gets even more attractive with age.

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Case and point for my theory

Don't you just want to give her a kiss, Yea Forums?

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With my fist, yes

PLEASE LET THE THREAD SLIDE, I don't want to see her face anymore.

She's still attractive

What's the matter, user? Can't handle a real woman?

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No, because she looks like Riffraff.

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Kek

her body lacks nutrients hehe

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She's waiting for you, OP. Come be her knight in shining armor. Rescue her from the clutches of lesbianism. Be the dick she never knew she needed. You can save her. There's time.

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If you enlarge this photo, it's over. You'll fall in love. You've been warned!

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I vomited though

maybe because you're gay?

Source?

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Veganism is a hell of a drug.

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She looks perfectly healthy to me.

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Emma Portner

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what happened?

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Super was her peak.

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lmao she aged gracefully

is that her final stage?

lmao. How didn't I know about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=3pautVX23lY

she need good fuck and facial treatment from my cum to make her beauty again

her peak was hard candy you tasteless subhuman

>Slap some bangs on her

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>loli of 21yo
Nah mate, I'm not into girls who enjoy castration or cbt.

Have sex

this guy gets it
also, have sex

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Even scrolling down so I don't see her alien-esque forehead, she's already aging fast and not in a good way.

eww

because she looks like she's in your league
(she still isnt)

Now that Gamora is gone, imagine if she hooked up with Starlord and the gay hating christian and the feminazi had to kiss

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Holy shit you sure she hasn't got HIV?

>foot and food fetish
>”go away, i’m batin’!”
Idiocracy scores another prediction.

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Man, when did Clint Howard go tranny?

Meth, not even once

*reads your post*
*nods sagely in agreement*
That movie wasn't supposed to be a documentary...
*sighs*

This needs to fuck stop? This needs to shit stop? This needs to fudge stop? What was she trying to say that broadcast standards and practices would not allow her to say what she meant in her entirety?

Kitty Pryde should have got a solo movie

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Is that an edited pic?

The way Ellen rubs Kate's nipple in that scene is definitley Ellen's lesbian urge getting loose. Had a male actor rubbed Kate;s nipple like that, Kate would have taken him to court. Kate obviously likes Ellen's attraction to her, they are good friends in real life, and maybe more than that based on that nipple rub.

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Her meeting with Bolsonaro was also the destined day she became a catpiss lady who would turn JUST. Since that day she has been broken, with rapid aging and rapid retardation defining her life. She tried to prostitute her acting skills over the Jussie Smolett shit, but it of course backfired on her stupid brain so hard she probably had an aneurysm. I feel pity towards this crazy white bitch.

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I feel pity for you that your life is so empty that you have to have to attack celebrities on the internet in some sort of desperate attempt to give your life meaning.

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I feel pity for you that you have to defend a catpiss lady who made a retard out of herself in front of the world on camera because of your lack of real world relationship that you compensate with some retarded white bitch like a proper incel, I thankfully don't have to live with such retardation and ruined image.

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Yikes, looks like I hit a bullseye.

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No

JUST

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The only thing you hit is your status as an incel for hoarding pictures of, and worshiping, some random crazy white bitch who is not part of your life and can't even find a film to act in anymore. The level of inceldom you showcase is sad and enlightening.

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>If I keep posting I will get him, I know it!

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if someone had juno'd her in real life this wouldn't have happens folks, very very sad. many such cases!!

You've gotten yourself by hoarding pictures of random white bitches, that's something only incels do.

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Anyone have the shopped pic of her with blonde hair and a better hairline?

wow this thread is still not archived.
i beat my personal record of 5 replies guys.

Never gets old

I don't get it. Am I retarded?

Yup

OH SHIT FUCK KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME WTF IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

God hates dykes

Congrats on your first hit thread bro

Because you can't have her. That is enough to make you want her a bit despite how she looks.

better now?

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I've been doing

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a LOT

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of thinking

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lately

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>have millions of dollars
>can't properly brush your teeth
Lol

Have you ever drank coffee, kid?

>it's okay my teeth are yellow, I drink coffee!
Not an excuse my man

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If you drink black coffee, your teeth become yellow.
There is no other option.

Brush your teeth dawg

>just brush your teeth, mate
IT'S JUST DON'T WORK THAT WAY

It does, I promise if you brush your teeth they won't look like a homeless persons

Delicious fe(male)

me neither, someone explain?

I brush my teeth, every single day, twice!
but i'm fucking coffeeholic, there is no toothpaste enough in this world to clean all the coffee i drank.

I'm..I'm sorry user. At least you tried

She looks better with short hair.

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I want to glaze her forehead.

Go to hell, my teeth are whiter than Ellie anyway.

her forehead looks like it belongs in star trek.

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Why didn't you save her?

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>phoneposter

Who knew Clint would end up being the attractive Howard brother

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Post the meme where based Sneed called her ugly.

it creeps me out that htese two are related

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You like Iron Maiden, OP?

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No, I just cropped it. No point in keeping a wide ass page with nothing to fill it.
Also since when do phones have 4chanX?

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breed with his daughter at your own peril; your kids will look like chemo patients by the time they're 20

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Virtue signalling is stunning and brave; it's littered with booby traps

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Looks like Jeffrey at the end of From Beyond

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