Please MTV, Pimp My Ride

Yo dawwwwg

>So you have a pet fish?
>Turns car into a 5 tonne moving fishtank

BLACKED

I mean how do you even sell back a car with a fucking bathtub in it?

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Can you back that up ?
Based.

It's a white woman ofc she does it.

After taping finished they would pull out all the expensive screens and entertainment systems. Crippling mechanical problems weren't addressed so the cars were still beaters underneath the new paint and plastic.

Damn I love how retarded some of the customs were. Post more.

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>that episode where the car was so fucked up that they bought a new car
wonder if that was real

>You know what this car needs? 22 inch rims and TVs on every seat

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step aside plebs

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After the first episode was shot and everyone got their paychecks, the rest of the crew bought new cars. Xzibit bought a hot dinner.

Xzibit was the best part of the show

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Pretty sure I saw this one irl once.

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>they haven't seen the Italian version where they pimped scooters, Pimp My Wheels
>they haven't seen the German version where they pimped bikes, Pimp My Fahrrad

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i want to pimp her pusy

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Nan, I miss this meme

that's really good for the time though, I had a 500gb hard drive until like 2014

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>will never play a comfy game of pimp my peon, parasite 2, or wow risk ever again

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>tfw pmr aired exactly at the time when i got home after classes in high school

it was THE best guilty pleasure show ever

I want to play Warhammer TD, but grey better know what the fuck he is doing

>play war in the plaguelands or any map where certain players basically carry the team or everyone gets their shit fucked
>always get the carry role, and always get your shit fucked up

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Remember that room raiders show? And the dating bus one? What a time to be alive.

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Parental Control > Date My Mom > Room Raiders > Next 2bh

Room Raiders and Next were based

2000s MTV was peak MTV

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Viva La Bam was middle school kino

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I'd like to pimp her loose butthole out

thanks doc

intro kino

Am I getting punked right now?

Not all of them, but they made the cars or people that owned look worse than they were. There was this fat dude on once, and he had crumbs and opened candy bars all over his car. The crew actually put that there.

the tom green show pure kino

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based pusyposter

don't forget the TV below the car

underrated

>ricing
lmaoing at you

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>it's a don't do basic maintenance but put 6 flat screen tv's in the car episode

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There's a really funny clip from next where a normal looking guy walks out of the van and he's like the same height as the girl and she automatically nexts him for being too short.

I would pimp her out of you know what I mean

*blocks your path*

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>all these zoomers in this board getting nostalgic about early 2000
What a bunch of losers lmao

that's the thing. back then I was grateful to got a 80GB HDD. 128GB would be a freaking luxury.
and they even boast that you could save 1000 songs with that 1TB, when in fact >1000 320kbps mp3 don't even take 10GB

reminder this thing existed
and this wasn't about child celebrities' home, it just bunch of nobody's rich kids with a lot of daddy's money

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>E-list celebs brag about their mini-mansions that they'll immediately default on if they slip in their careers

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only thing i remember from this is akon's siberian tiger

>yo, so dis iz where da magic happenz d'you know what i mean?

>it's a "celebrity rents a huge mansion to show off" episode

anyone member?

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Guy

>*installing four tvs that drop down from the roof of the car*
>"Gravity's the shit... keeps you from flying off into space"
Damn...

What was the name of that mtv show that had an old asian grandpa as host that looked exactly like the old asian grandpa from Kill Bill?

The best was Redman's tour of his shitty house with the random guy sleeping on the couch

I know pic is an old meme, but some of those episodes were fucking moronic. I remember there was this one about a guy whose friends mentioned he liked aliens so they turned his car into a fucking UFO and the guy had the most confused look on his face at the reveal

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>that episode where Chris Pontius lives in his car

Why does she look like a female Jake Busey?

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does anyone remeber?
it was sort of like fear factor

This show was my SHIT, I wanted every fucking car on there, then the next day in class all my friends said things like "yeah I would take the car and sell it lololl"

Then I was off to newgrounds to watch some rob zombie stick figure shit.

Selling is the only intelligent option. It's guaranteed to be stolen within a week and the insurance would be retarded.

>Shaq's giant Superman bed

Remember that episode when the HUGE bald black guy lifted a motherfucking beetle with his bare hands? That was a kino moment.

Was it Paul or Ringo?

Based comfy ed and fat annoying prick mike. I liked that show, especially the early episodes.

I still use 500gb, I have space to spare too.

Would you live in your car if it had a waterbed in it?

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>yo dawg i heard you were on the high school swim team so we put a waterbed in your volvo

Nah, but put a regular bed into that thing and I probably would. If it weren't for my damn human needs of getting rid of waste and having to eat food that is preferably cooked. Not to mention washing things every now and then.

and the mud flaps

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKdeqeP7VU0
Kino

I remember that one Room Raiders episode where it was a guy checking out girls' rooms and one of the girls had a hair tie extension on the floor and he freaked the fuck out because he didn't understand what it was. Kek.

Also, there was a lesbian(?) episode and there were two interracial girls (maybe they were just friends?) that kept calling each other "bitch" affectionately and I had to ask my older brother why the older girls did that. He didn't really have a good answer even though now I understand that for the black girl it must've been like calling the white girl her nigga even though bitch and nigga are both derogatory. It just seemed ghetto and I think the point my brother was trying to make was that on MTV it was "cool" to be ghetto white trash.

Meanwhile I just stayed up late on schoolnights and watched Andy Milonakis and whatever druggie shit Adult Swim aired. I still remember XRA and Saul of the Molemen.

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why does it have a screen

Shit like this, ricer/tuner culture was at an all time high, fast and furious bullshit

because it can.

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can you image getting her package? haha how horrible would it be? can you imagine the smell haha

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are you guys ready for kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=m6OzjhfRPmU

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look at those numbers

lots of people on Yea Forums right now weren't even born when those shows aired

this shit brings back memories

>room raiders
used to kek whenever they bought out the UV

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based haha / can you imagine poster

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>Yo Dawg, we heard you like dicks inside your pusy, so we put a dick in your pusy inside your pusy

Take me back

A DINOSAUR EGG

I remember that. It was actually two half-cars with the frames welded together. I don't think it was street legal.

They're not all fake, one of them was my friends cousin

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>Dude said he likes pussy? Oh I know the perfect exhaust for him.

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Man, I miss 00s kinos, it was a simpler time. Everything went to shit around 07 or 08, and after 2010 it was pure clown world.

I've seen this before but I still have tears of laughter in my eyes

They've had multiple expositions by people previously on the show exposing the work they do as mostly fake.

A lot of the work they did was either temporary and existed long enough for a shot, was too dangerous to leave on the car, or pretty much non-functional by the time they got it home/ran out of cotton candy mix/couldn't afford baker's chocolate.

There was even that one episode where the girl was an animal rights activist and they actually used animal skin to cover the seats. A lot of the cars get sold as novelty items right after the episodes air so people can get a down payment on a real car.

Never played that minigame, but I still have W3, so is it worth it?

On fixing of the car's mechanical issues
They didn't do a damn thing with any of the mechanical issues... Xzibit was very chill. We probably shared 3 entire bags of Fiery Hot Cheetos. He also told me many stories. The crew at WCC were great dudes also. Very kind. Also, Mad Mike helped me out with some problems I had with the car a couple weeks after I got it back from the shop.

Do you still have the car?
No. I sold it to MTX (the company that manufactured all 'pimping audio components' within). I originally purchased the car for 500 bucks. Sold it for 18k.

Doesn't everyone sell the car?
I actually had to sign a contract that prohibited me from listing their final product on eBay, which I did. I was contacted by Viacom about 3 hours later, ordered to take it down. I then got the contact info of the company that made the Jackhammer woof and made a deal. The problem with the show is, they don't fix any of the mechanical issues, and my car was a piece of shit. What they did was make my piece of shit sound exceptionally awesome, which is great. Just not great enough to drive on roads.

I bought my laptop in 2010 that's still rocking a native 500gb hdd that's still half empty
I've backed up anything of worth I have here though, I've been hearing those metal clicking noises for years

always funny how they tried to make the niggers look smart there

IT'S DEFINITELY SUCKING

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Bluh?

Almost every guy was bragging about the camera he left "accidentally" in his bedroom.

I'd pimp her ride, if you know what I mean

>The best was Redman's tour of his shitty house with the random guy sleeping on the couch
Unironically based.
>A DINOSAUR EGG
Chappelle is the undisputed king of 00's pop culture.

H O T M E A L

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Have you seen *d's yt channel? Pure fucking cringe

>Beetle
>Not Beatle
(You) tried

>pusy brap

damn, can't believe I actually used to watch and enjoy MTV shows. the state of the channel today is abysmal

I remember it but I forgot what it was called

*blocks your path*

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Does anyone remember Made? It was pure incel kino

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I want to grope and suck on those tits for hours

fist of zen

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What was that one late night after hours mtv show that always advertised as some super sexual nudity everywhere show but when I finally managed to stay up to 1 am to watch it was just some shitty as fuck teen drama?

Ptobably thinking of Skins.

I fucking loved True Life. the assholes stopped airing it here

The (I think) First episode was the best. That girl who wanted to be a bmxer ended up doing a fucking backflip onto a padded ramp. That episode was max comfy, with her becoming friends (at least for a while) with some pros.

It wasn't Skins I don't think. It was American. I distinctly remember on commercial was very sexy fruit.

It sounds like Undressed. It took place in a college dorm or something

nigga fuck you with yo bitch-ass questions put a screen on this nigga X

That's it! Young me was always intrigued by this show.

>those first replies
Yea Forums as horny as i am i can see

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Who wouldn't want to watch this?
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>Christina Hendricks was on this
Huh

where CAN you watch this?

Kino show

it was his cousin,they had been working in the studio in the basement the night before, and instead of driving home he slept there.

I am finding some random episodes on youtube but nothing for the full thing or even a full season.

youtube.com/watch?v=_2eY5qvJvaw
She was so young.

>Playing KOTH
>About to lose the entire game for my team
>Server goes to shit and everyone disconnects
Going to count that as a win

Literal brainlet. I was 14 when this show aired and knew it was a promo for west coast customs

you gots to have the Scarface

>yfw zoomers will never experienced mtv kino

this used to upset me in the later episodes, I wasn't even watching anymore

KINO
youtu.be/2dkN0YIBjEM

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all i can say is wow

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I can only remember the Zac Efron episode at this point.

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>Americans
>white

Date my Mom was kino

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absolute kino
why does xzibit seem such a bro

>2:03

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what the fuck are these shoulders

This is some NFS Carbon kinda shit if you know what I mean

the dating shows where something to behold

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Checked

they still show this shit on BET

No, idiot. Nobody goes "bankrupt" from paying insurance on a car when they can just sell it. Plus, you're confusing that with when Oprah gave out those pontiacs to her audience and some people got placed into a higher tax bracket because of it.

Based

>not using Free Lossless Audio Codec

I like yucko

I used to fap to this show. I hated when it was focusing on the gay dudes though. This and Wild on E! was my 12 year old soft core late night fap material before we got satellite in all the rooms and off dial up internet.