About to finally have sex with GF

>about to finally have sex with GF
>get snapped
>5 years later
>reappear in bed
>GF is busy fucking a black bvll
How are the Russo brothers going to explain this one?

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Thanks Avengers!

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>Super depressed
>Finally decide to commit suicide
>Jump off building
>Immediately regret your decision and wish you could undo everything
>Get snapped while falling
>Extremely confused as you begin to fade away
>You think someone might be saving you with magic power but you just die instead
>5 years later
>Reappear in mid-air
>So happy to finally be alive again
>You try to remember what the last thing you did while you were alive was
>"Oh yeah, that's right"
>Fall to your death
Thanks Avengers!

Based

If you were about to hit the ground when you got dusted would you lose all speed when you returned and thus live

>woman is pregnant 3 months in
>goes to have her abortion
>before it happens the baby gets snapped
>5 years later
>she is ready to be pregnant again
>baby rematerializes in her womb killing her actual baby and itself in the process


Wtf?

Depends on how high up you were when you got snapped
If you fade away immediately after you jump you would still have enough time to regain your momentum
But if you were close to the ground you might survive

>working as a ground staff at the Avengers facility
>gets snapped
>5 years later
>reappear on the grounds of the Avengers compound and is immediately disintegrated by Thanos' missiles
Bravo Avengers!

>try to make post on Yea Forums
>Select the crosswalks
>Select the crosswalks
>Select the crosswalks
>Error: Yiu seem to have mistyped the CAPTCHA. Please try again.
>spend 15 minutes trying to solve the captcha
>finally finish it
>get snapped
>5 years later
>reappear
>Verification expired. Check the checkbox again
Thanks Avengers!

>Be a professional wrestler
>Be about to deliver a KO punch
>Snap happens
>You fade away but your opponent doesn't
>In the following years, the wrestling arena is demolished and turned into something else, let's say a grocery store
>5 years later
>Old lady walking down the aisle
>A huge shirtless guy appears out of nowhere and socks her in the jaw
>Old lady dies
Thanks Avengers!

>shitposting on Yea Forums
>get snapped
>5 years later
>reappear
>continue shitposting on Yea Forums
T-Thanks Avengers..... ....

Fuck you

Also depends if they return where they started to get dusted or where the dust fell off

Babies are not alive, that's why we can abort them. Otherwise it would be murder.

>be in backyard
>snapped away
>parents build a monument in the place where you vanished
>reappear 5 years later
>fused inside the monument
>suffocate and die

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Leftist pls go

Would they really let a gardener in the compound? I'm sure there are Stark robots to mow the lawn.

>get snapped
>reappear 5 years later
>earth has traveled 58.4 billion miles through space in that time
>you didn't

Favorite.

>get unsnapped
>wife reveals my 6 year old daughter
I just wish I could have been in her life earlier.

>be super-genius
>invent time travel and a transtemporal, cross-dimensional "GPS" in a couple days
>still can't figure out how to make infinite Pym particles
>still make shitty, Chinese knockoff gauntlet and die instead of sending the whole team back to Wakanda to aim for the head

Bravo, Russos.

>Be at home fapping
>Reach orgasm, can feel the cum going up my dick
>Get snapped
>Reappear 5 years later
>Reappear
>Cum in the face of the new tenant
>Get jailed for sexual harassement

Thanks Avengers!

>be pilot of airplane
>get snapped
>plane falls, everybody who wasn't snapped dies.
>5 years later
>reappear 10 km in the air with other snapped passengers
>we all die
>thanks Avengers!

>yfw you realize that Disney are such cucks for dem Chinabux that even in a story where half the universe was dead for 5 years and such a thing as a "Soul Stone" exists, there is never one hint if a suggestion of an afterlife or any form of higher power, not even the entities from the comics.

>have severe anxiety
>consider yourself ugly and unloved
>by some miracle you attract a gorgeous woman who is devoted to you and wants you to impregnate her
>the love of your life, a true soulmate
>go to her place
>get snapped right before you can begin the act of impregnating your fertile soulmate
>5 years pass
>reappear and see some tanned dude fucking your visibly pregnant soulmate in the ass

Just make sure you type tcl into the console first

Just noclip faggot

>be in the middle of raping female
>get snapped during the rape
>female reports to the police, no evidence left of the culprit
>case is closed and everyone moves on with their life
>5 years later suddenly materialise on top of her with dicj still in pussy
>continue raping her again

>jerking off on the toilet while shitting
>about to cum and shit at the same time
>half your cum is out of your dick
>half a turd is poking out your ass
>get snapped
>get snapped back
>mom just walked into the bathroom
>your mom gets a facial from you with a solid splashing sound coming from the toilet

Beautiful thread

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user... You know they don't really punch each other right?

>This thread has been deleted

holy shit based

I thought about this too. Imagine your wife got dusted, you remarry a few years later, then a couple more years go by and your ex walks in super happy to be alive and see her husband again. That'd fuckin suck haha

Based and Creation Enginepilled

>Laugh at your old hag GF because she had to live through 5 years of misery while you skipped them and got yourself 5 more years of youth

Everything went better than expected honestly.

Based and TGM pilled

>t.-berg journalist
Go learn to code, faggot.

This

Its just a clump of cells

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By that definition, you're not alive, either.

kek

Space stone exists retard.

>"i will now end half of all life on earth..."
>thanos looks directly into the camera
>"...randomly"
>thanos winks
what did he mean by this?

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oh, I heard it as "I will now end half of all crime on earth..."

>about to sell my btc holdings on December 17th 2017
>I'm finally in just gotta sell
>Finger turns to dust as I try to sell
>Reappear 5 years later
>1 btc=0.000001¢
Thanks avengers!

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Would explain why the snap only killed roughly 13 out of every 100 people

/pol/ is so homosexual I can’t believe their faggotry, in that fucking board they believe liking little girls is degenerate and that communism is wrong - how you could be so insane to think these things?

Also, kill urself faggot.