The test results are in... user, you ARE the father.
The test results are in... user, you ARE the father
Carter Diaz
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Julian Mitchell
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Charles Jones
B-but I never even had sex!
Jason Ramirez
have sex
Dominic Scott
Joshua Johnson
Don't have sex, you'll end up like your hypothetical thread self
Thomas Lewis
Who exposed goyim corruption better? him or Springer?
Nicholas Long
>black person goes on the MAURY show
>comes out on stage to meet MAURY
>MAURY asks them to explain the situation
>they turn to MAURY and say "Murray, I..."
>mfw
Jaxson Fisher
I'm actually worried about this right now. I fugged some chick without a rubber and busted the biggest load inside of her twice. Normally I stay strapped but she had the nicest ass and I didn't have a condom.
Dominic Brooks
Congratulations on being a father user
Jeremiah Jones
Springer definitely, it was more trashy than Maury.
Noah Roberts
*Guile's Theme starts playing*
Carter Clark
Nice
Ryder Thompson
>why yes I will be suing for full custody now how could you tell
Easton Clark
>it's a 'female sprints out and buries her head into the backstage sofa crying, but looks up and acts completely normal the second Maury comes to console her' episode
Isaac Wilson
Congratulations!
Mason Miller
>mfw retards like this keep reproducing
Grayson Davis
>mfw you are an incel
Adam White
mah boi right here
Jackson Williams
You were an accident too user.
Carson Taylor
If you had the opportunity for sex you could see how this happens
Have sex
Jose Campbell
...
Adrian Gonzalez
Have sex.
Aaron Thomas
>he doesn't know about shooting blanks
Have YOU ever actually had sex?
Kevin Lopez
Kek
Brandon Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell
Why would i be shooting a gun while im having sex moron
Have sex