More like David Cringe

More like David Cringe

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He's done some great stuff, but the fanbase has gotten embarrassing

personally he's based to me because he drinks coffee, has autism and shitty teeth, and totally banged that sexy french bitch from Twin Peaks. I watched an interview from like a 20 year reunion and she was somehow still gorgeous in her 40s.

Lynch is a legend.

I think Eraserhead is his best movie

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This is an extremely respectable opinion. It's definitely his most genuine film. It's hard to view his other works without the context of "DUDE WEIRD SHIT LMAO".

I'm curious: do you think Blue Velvet is his second best?

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Lynch is not autistic

Watch any interview he's given. If he's not on the spectrum then what the fuck is wrong with him?

Not sure about the second best, I like most of his films, but I was really impressed with what he did with Eraserhead, given the budget and the length of time he took to make it. I also saw Eraserhead after watching his more "mainstream" films

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Seems like you just got LYNCHED

I have a gut feeling his films are disjointed and confusing not because they are brilliant existential expressions but because he gives up half way through

You guys just use autism as a catch-all for any weird person. Maybe Lynch is assburgers or something but he definitively isn't autistic

I love the guy but he's definitely got what was formerly diagnosed as Asperger's syndrome (all people of Finnish descent have this syndrome).

Eraserhead is my favorite as well, but most people I've met who share this opinion think Inland Empire is his second best and I couldn't disagree more.

On the topic of Blue Velvet, Dennis Hopper gave an interview on Letterman where he mentioned the original script had him inhaling helium through the gas mask rig, and Frank Booth would be delivering all his classic lines in a helium-elevated voice. I'm really disappointed that didn't make it into the finished product.

I've never heard that before. What goes on in Finland?

I only felt that with Lost Highway.

But Eraserhead is the worst offender of "DUDE WEIRD SHIT"

I don't want to go full /pol/ on you, but the simplest way to internalize it is that the Finnish race is the origin of all autism, and only through their pre-Sumeritan empire, and through the mass rape campaign of the neo-proto-Finn called "Genghis Kahn" did the autism gene spread worldwide.

This fully explains why autism is generally centralized in people that are white-passing but don't exactly look like normal white people in some way.

Again, I'm not trying to spread racism. I only seek to elucidate the nature of autism to the masses.

more like ur gay

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The difference being that he made Eraserhead while on an art scholarship after spending years painting while desolate in industrial collapse Chicago. On it's release, he became an iconic name in the midnight circuit, and cemented his role as the "DUDE LIKE JUST LOL ITS A MIDGET TALKING BACKWARDS LEL" director.

Eraserhead is a product of artistic passion. All of his following films are tinged by celebrity.

>Chicago

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>tfw drunk lynchposting and get your lynch history wrong

I'm being 100% serious now. Is there any reason I *shouldn't* kill myself? This is fucking embarrassing just rip my fucking spleen out good god.

>autism is generally centralized in people that are white-passing but don't exactly look like the normal white people
literally me kek. No worries btw thanks for explaining.

disagree

it doesn't matter. I'm a total lynch fraud. I thought he wrote and filmed Eraserhead while in Chicago, while in reality, he spent years in Philadelphia, before moving to Los Angelas to work on Eraserhead.

I'm a complete and utter fraud. I have no reason to live any more. If you're reading this post, consider me corpsely. Your opinion will always be superior to mine because nobody is left to defend what my brain ignorantly shat out.

Does anyone like his Dune film?

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well dont get all pissy about it sheesh

what a handsome king. Lynch makes me wish for an afterlife so I can enjoy the fact that such a beautiful soul might live forever.

he will die in 2020

thank god

his body will decompose but he will never truly die. He is more than can be contained by the corporeal.

Consider the following:

The Straight Story.

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Aspergers is a disorder on the autism spectrum.

Inland Empire doesn't make sense.

Inland Empire makes complete sense

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More like David Lunch lol

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damn lol he really do be eating sometimes.

lol

too much effort

true. I'll be asleep soon, this thread will expire, and all the world will be none the wiser.

Thank god for this site. I can be as ugly before a patient audience and nobody cares or makes a fuss. Maybe in a hundred years will my nonsense be reconciled into a history of the new world-consciousness, an ignored footnote on why the men of late think as they do.

I wish I knew how to communicate. It's really nice knowing nobody can attach my ugly thoughts to my pathetic life and have me shamed or reformed by them.

based

>*whistles Engel*
hyep, thats based

I'm glad someone agrees, no matter how distantly or through what frame of irony. If you're willing to share, what exactly about my post did you find based?

Dad brought me to the theater to see it and it changed my world. They handed out these terminology cards when you went in.

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