8 years for this shit edition
previous
/got/
MUH BIG COCK
have sex
The only good thing to come out of ep3 nave been these NK memes
This is robin arryn now, say something nice about him
bookfag edition
looks like those daily servings of mothers milk did wonders for him
They ruined it because he liked it
prove me wrong
Your bodyguard got killed by a net-wielding frog lmao
Azor Jaime now and forever
First for Bessie
>last three episodes deal with realm politics
This is bad why? Politics and intrigue were always the best parts of the show, not supernatural threats or action.
>HBO threatens to copyright X IS COMING-meme
What a time to be alive.
That hasn't been true since season 3
GODS BLESS BESSIE AND HER TITS
And your sister...
feel like shit lads, just want him back.
Will Jon start going by Aegon now?
8 THOUSAND YEARS
>EIGHT
>THOUSAND
>YEARS
OF PAIN, SUFFERING, COLD, AND BOREDOM
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
OF FUCKING WAITING AROUND FOR PEOPLE TO DIE SO YOU COULD FORM A GOOD ARMY
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
FEARING SOME FIERY CUNT CALLED AZOR AHAI
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
WAITING FOR THE TARGARYEN DYNASTY TO FUCKING DISAPPEAR SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT VALYRIAN STEEL
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
OF CAREFULLY PLANNING YOUR NEXT MOVE
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
THINKING ABOUT THE THREE EYED CUNT
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
THINKING ABOUT THE FUCKING CUNT THAT THE 3 EYED RAVEN IS
>8 THOUSAND YEARS
TO DIE TO A FUCKING BRITBONG GOBLIN
wouldnt be GoT if people weren't butt hurt over plot points.
Azor Gilly
Is it fair to say that the entire premise is based on a nihilistic sentiment?
>The long night is coming. There's nothing you can do to forestall it
But using that inevitable as a plot point can only either end in that grim-cycle repeating, or something breaks it.
So you have to have your LOTR ending to end the threat, but doesn't that contradict the entirety of the books/show?
i mean like what else is he gonna do wear not magical ice armor when he is the magical ice dude lmao
Doubt it. He has lived his entire life as Jon. I wouldn't be surprised if he goes by Jon Stark if {spoiler]when[/spoiler] he takes the throne
This is what NPCs unironically think. "Hurr just give us more backstabbings." Too bad the directors agree. Fine, then. Go consume your entertainment. Spend money. Be a good little subscriber.
Book Euron:
>Crow’s Eye, you call me. Well, who has a keener eye than the crow? After every battle the crows come in their hundreds and their thousands to feast upon the fallen. A crow can espy death from afar. And I say that all of Westeros is dying. Those who follow me will feast until the end of their days.
>That horn you heard I found amongst the smoking ruins that were Valyria, where no man has dared to walk but me. You heard its call, and felt its power. It is a dragon horn, bound with bands of red gold and Valyrian steel graven with enchantments. The dragonlords of old sounded such horns, before the Doom devoured them. With this horn, ironmen, I can bind dragons to my will.
Show Euron:
>Finga in da bum
I hate D&D so much.
Looks like he still sucks his mums tit.
We do not choose our destiny, Davos Seaworth. But we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty.
Just watched it, I knew about the arya thing but God damn it was even worse then I thought it could be. How the fuck did she sneak past all those zombies?
Man all of Shaes scenes are funny as fuck ever since that user shared that story of how dumb the actress was. Wish I have saved it
...IS A WHOOOORE
Post things that are so retarded, DnD deserve to be hanged for:
- Wun Wun has no weapon in the battle of the bastards
- Sansa didn't tell Jon about the Knights of the vale
- Jon runs alone to fight Ramsey
- Arya survives multiple stabs in her gut and a swim in shit water, only to kill a faceless man after that. Meanwhile Drogo dies because his wound got infected in Season 1
- Arya breaks all the rule of the faceless man and Jaqen Hgar is cool with it
- Gendry runs to eastwatch, from there a raven flys to Dragonstone and from there Dany flys beyond the wall to save Jon. All under a minute
- 20 good man destroy 80% of Stannis army
- Cersei kills hundreds of nobles and house leaders but somehow she is queen now because she has a zombie bodyguard
- Make Tyrion and Varys dumb so Sansa looks smart in contrast
- entire sand snake story
- Dany pours flamable oil in a tent and burns the Khals of all Dothrakie tribes and nobdy smelled the oil or tried to kill Dany
- Entire littlefinger story in Wintefell
Not to get too /pol/, but I'm not aware of Trump having the attention span for serialized tv shows, much less edgy grimderp ones, which don't actually fit his psychological profile, but i could be wrong. At any rate, Trump is not an ideologue and most people - leftoids included - just can't seem to understand this. He would unironically praise Arya because "she's a winner" and he would very plainly call-out Jon Snow for not getting the job done (although he probably would have been a Jon Snow supporter up to that point).
The man is quintessentially results-driven, once it's all said and done and all other things being evil. The only time he avoids criticism (himself included) is when he has nothing helpful to contribute as a pro-Trump alternative or when being critical could directly harm what he's doing now. This is just being smart and not stupid, but most people don't expect that out of Trump.
Do literally anything but make npc posts on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
More of a millenarian type of thing. The cyclical thing has an eastern flavour.
the grieving continues
evil = equal a freudian slip but it fits
i think the night king being nude from the dragon scene until his death would have ruined the mood they were trying to achieve
- Jon falls in the frozen lake and survives
>Theon takes Winterfell with a very small force and manages to hold it for a time while holding Bran hostage
>Night's King gets BTFO by a a random girl who didn't even know he existed just a few short months ago despite outnumbering the defenders ten to one, and doesn't even manage to lay a single finger on Bran before he dies
Theon was the true threat all along
Aren't you too old to be believing in magic? Why not join us adults and engage in the politics? That's what GoT has always been about, nothing less, nothing more. All this fantasy about ice Armageddon is just your own confirmation bias and getting mad that the show doesn't go the way you want.
>tfw you bang Ayra because you thought everyone would die but you all survive and know shes pregnant and its yours
poor gendry.
Some Youtube guy did a really good explanation of why neither Martin nor D&D could possibly write a good conclusion to GoT, and he was basically 100% correct.
There were only two options available to them because Martin is a shitlib retard faggot, and D&D are kikes. Either the Long Night comes and everyone dies, or YAAAASSS QUEEEEEN SLAY!
And lo and behold, we have our answer as to which it will be.
woulda been sexy as fuck tho
just imagine his icy 6pack, and V line
have sex
But it would fit very well with the mood they ended up achieving.
>poor Gendry
Arya is a noble, and he is an unrecognized bastard. He has no where to go but up.
have sex faggot
Jokes on you, I'm getting fucked in the ass as we speak
Not the point you thick-headed bastard
>implying any amount of sex could be a sweet as being right
>I don't understand basic story structure or thematic undertones!
Either go watch the first ten minutes of the first episode again, or go read the introduction of the first book again. Then you may sit at the big boy's table and talk with the adults.
This is not a story about politics, it is a story about the futility of politics in the face of natural (or in this case supernatural) forces. The pettiness of the squabbles is literally a core element of the story, as the Night's Watch is literally sending evidence and pleas for help to the warring factions and they all just assume it's a prank or bullshit, even as millions of wildlings and white walkers start gathering at the Wall set to wipe humanity off of the face of Westeros.
ive been rewatching and im up to season 2 episode 10 and not a single mention of azor ahai. when is he spoke of?
When Mellisandre starts doing her presto molesto fire magic
xth for Cat
I would have been completely fine with the NK dying at some point. But the fact that he didn't make it past fucking Winterfell is so god damn underwhelming. He should have made it to King's Landing at the very least.
ah, so season 3
Season 2 episode 1. The prince that was promised, born amidst salt and smoke and all that.
He was mentioned in the very first episode Stannis appeared in. That little ritual they were doing on the beach? That was him supposedly becoming Azor Ahai.
>stannis was dumb enough to be fooled by the red head's pussy
I'm glad I never picked this shit up for it to end up as basically a medieval house of cards.
Was he the Spacey of GOT?
>still consistently one of the best characters despite D&D's undying hatred and blatant character assasination
Fuck off back to your containment board dumbass
Dosnt matter if he watched he showed that people who like him watch the show and it triggered their pavlovian response
>I'll show that orange man and those nazis watching our GoT!!! I'll make Arya slay the NK because he and the incels that like him will absolutely seethe.
He absolutely should have killed Bran and won the battle. the 3ER may be "history" but so long as there are people still alive history will never die. Also maybe some times its things are forgotten.
>Do you want my brother to come in and help?
I dunno why but this show on second viewing is just so funny
When Martin first started writing the walkers were the A plot, but as the series progressed they became secondary, and all the political shit took center stage. It's also important to note that D&D only seem to care about the political stuff, they made Game of Thrones to film the Red Wedding. You didn't need to be a genius to see this coming, it was written on the wall the entire time
>the Old Nan was the sweet summer child all along
Bravo
unironically IT WAS HIS TURN
you know what would have been cool? seeing all the glowing blue eyes in the dark at the battle of winterfell
>1 stroke
>still a great actress
>still pretty
meanwhile Danny over here is getting BTFO by 2 strokes
Assuming other media is allowed to be mixed in.
Here's mine.
Girl in adventure pals is Beskha.
>tfw there will never be a season 2.
Rewatching this made me very sad. Poor Cat.
This would have been a perfect time for the NK's lieutenants to actually do something. They're so cold they literally put of flames
hah, what a dumb old bitch1!1
>t. bran
have sex and dilate
Why am I the only one who is outraged that the NK's lie lieutenants did absolutely NOTHING? They didn't fight anyone, they didn't kill anyone and they didn't even get killed, they just self-destructed.
What a fucking waste.
No. And, moreover, check the date.
I was right.
that has too much personality to be bran
>"not to get too /pol/..."
>sucks Trump's tip a bit
Go back.
Because each one commands a section of the wight army and if they get killed, the army dies.
We're two. The fact that only the Resident Evil 4-tier zombies were the enemies on the episode was pretty bad, it got repetitive as fuck.
>It took the people of westeros an entire generation and Azor Ahai 3 tries to finally defeat the NK.
>Arya did it in 1 night
I thought they were going to drop the idea entirely until they added Kinvara as a character, and had her tell Dany the whole "Prince that was promised" story.
Now I'm just more confused.
But placing your ENTIRE command structure in one place is fucking retarded. It's like the Germans placing the OKW in one spot.
Also the NK had no reason to appear on the battlefield. All he had to do was order his commanders to take Bran alive and bring him to his location.
I didn't say it was smart.
>no wight giants
>no polar bears
>no spiders
>dragon "fight" was a joke.
We'll never get ADOS but we probably will get TWOW. Knowing what we know cuz of the show, what do you guys think will happen and where do you guys think it'll end? With the Wall coming down?
If the NK absolutely HAD to bet he one to kill Bran, he could have just held back and waited until the forces of the living were completely decimated, but had the wights and his lieutenants not kill him
britbongs aren't even human
>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....
First for Jorah.
We still have 3 episodes. They might explain everything and tie up all the loose ends in the next three episodes. And you'll look very dumb when that happens Yea Forums Trust The Plan We have 3 more episodes each more than an hour long so we have about 4 hours of this left
Arya Stark dies in a heroic self-sacrifice to elevate her character even more screenshot this
u mad m8?
nothing isn't better or worse than anything. Nothing is just nothing, innit?
How did D&D get away with this?
>IT ALL MEANT NOTHING
>we have about 4 hours of this left
Ugh don't remind me.
holy shit imagine having your actors explain shitty plot holes about their characters
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>all the same reposts
>all the same may-mays
>all the rumination of all the lore for nothing
We really are here just to suffer, huh?
And occasionally laugh....
>BECAUSE THEN WE COME FULL CIRCLE WHERE DRAGONFIRE CAN BURN PLATEARMOR TO ASHES IN MERE SECONDS.
YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT.
It was a different time.
Jaime is the Valonqar, he will kill Cersei. D&D won't just make Le Goblin kill another major villain? Won't they, Yea Forums? Yea Forums?!
This can't be real lmfao.
That image hit me right in the feels
Why is Cersei even queen again? Did they ever explain why someone with no right to rule and no reason for any of her men to be loyal to her is the queen with zero problems?
People said the same thing about Arya being stabbed or about the Beyond the Wall episode
> that wasn't the real Arya because that would be stupid
>The knight king didn't killed Jon and his group because he tried to bait Daenarys
legit nothing of this made sense in the retrospect but i gave them the benefit of the doubt at the time. But now? After this episode? No, they fucked up beyond repair.
>>stannis was dumb enough to be fooled by the red head's pussy
He wasn't fooled. The red woman could produce all kinds of apparent miracles, yet he was always suspicious. He wasn't a fanatic like people think.
Because wahman needs to rule!
Who’s got the webm with Bran and Sansa in the Godwood where Bran says he saw her beautiful rape over and over again?
I am still so mad. S08E03 proved that our entire culture is irredeemably degenerate. Most people didn't even notice that they nuked the entire thematic buildup of the previous 7 seasons because they're literally retarded and can't think of anything deeper than the immediate visuals. Like what the fuck was this episode? What the fuck was this show?
what's Yea Forums's fave book character that didn't make it into the show?
>Khaleesi, I'm about to die because of the wounds I garnered in my selfless defense of you
>Please Khaleesi, just listen. All I want is a taste of pussy just a taste. Khaleesi, please sit on my face so my nose is in your butthole and I can rest my tongue on your pusy.
>Khaleesi, wait, please one more thing. After 30 seconds spin around 180 degrees so I can do the same thing with the holes reversed.
>Khaleesi...
because she has a zombie bodyguard and nobdy can kill him, not even an army
>Why is Cersei even queen again?
Because D&D are fucking HACKS
Strong Belwas!
AH'VE SEEN DUH NAHT KENG'S ARMEHS. WON'T MATTER NONE IF WE'RE FIGHTIN' AMONGST UHSELVES OVER SOME POINTY CHAIR IN KENG'S LANDIN'
Yeah, they will.
*blocks your path*
>Jaime is the Valonqar, he will kill Cersei. D&D won't just make Le Goblin kill another major villain? Won't they, Yea Forums? Yea Forums?!
They will either have Arya be the valonqar, after revealing that it's a gender neutral term that can mean younger sister. And not "the" younger sister, just "a" younger sister.
Or it will be Arya disguised as someone else.
Double armor.
___ _____!
From the great city of Dorne
> be GRRM
> stuck for years trying to come up with a logically and emotionally satisfying conclusion
> D&D make a show version of the world you spent most of your life creating
> "lol what if Arya Snoked the NK? that'd be so subversive!"
> die because you're a fat old man
> all anyone remembers is D&D's retarded ending
Patchface.
>no right to rule
Who would be next in succession with Joffrey, Myrcella, Tommen, Stannis, Shireen and Renly dead? Not defending her, I legitimately don't know.
Cersei will kill herself.
Someone will die, Jaime or Gregor, and she fears for her life or has lost all reason to be alive and will kill herself, because she wont grant anyone else the pleasure of killing her. She stated that in every season so far.
*cringes out of the way*
Lol why’s King Robert have brown hair, he’s a Baratheon it should be black
>snoked
Actually a great comparison.
Just as well, he chose this timeline
Victarion.
Everytime i try to talk about Game of Thrones with my coworkers i have to remind them the name of very fucking character. After 8 Season they still don't know who Arya. And also i realised that nobody, legit nobody knows anthing about the Azor Ahia prophecys. Those fucking normies ruined the show because they watch it for the le epic scenes
>And who are you, the proud lord said...
Drogo got poisoned by that sand negress tho
God, I want to be sacrificed to R'hllor by this version of Mel.
I want to see that video, is it still around?
xD
Leave The Mad Queen for me.
>Who would be next in succession with Joffrey, Myrcella, Tommen, Stannis, Shireen and Renly dead? Not defending her, I legitimately don't know.
It would devolve to the House of Estermont.
hmm weird, plastic and glass can contain sulfuric acid or hydrochlroric acid and it wont melt it away, yet fire will melt them or metal can slash or smash them.
its almost like different materials react differently to different substances.
I like it.
Because you got older and understand the innuendos and references.
That art style is so fuckin ugly, Jesus Christ, the A Game of Thrones' one was better.
I think it would be more interesting if instead of Cersei being queen, maybe have Tommen have been less of a bitch, and actually a really great king, have the people love him. No one actually wants Cersei to be queen, not the lords or the smallfolk. Imagine if the people already had a fair and just king that had the love of the people. Then Dany would have to face the fact that by 'breaking the wheel' she completely destabilize the country and by the fact she can't have children will inevitable do it again when she dies
It is still implied that the infection he got could have killed him.
>waiting a legit good ending from this shit show
user, I...
>Kahleesi, please...
>*coughs up blood*
>I... I wish to sample the mud of Essos...
>*wences in pain*
>One... last... time...
>dany presses her ass into Jorah's mouth
>BRRAAAAFFFFLLLSSSGGBGBGBGBGFFFSSSPPPPFFFFTTTT
>Fhank fhew, Fahweesi...
how would with this work against the NK?
>boiled oil on top of walls + all the archers possible and some fire arrows to light the pit
>make a 10m deep pit with pointy wooden stakes surrounding the castle
>movible bridge that can be lifted and helps blocking the main gate
>more archers and artillery outside as the last line, using them to reduce the undead's formation as they reach
>heavy armor guys and swordsmen as 2nd line of infantry
>spearmen and pikemen as 1st line of infantry with an hoplite formation
>more pointy wooden stakes in front of the pikemen to make it even harder for the undead to penetrate
>cavalry hidden in the forest nearby or behind the castle (depending from where they attack) to flank the undead from the sides and behind the once they reach the 1st line of infantry
The White Walkers were just adhering to their original programing. That's it
You want a good girl, but you need bad pussy
WHERE'S THE "I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF" EDITION?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'm with this guy, I want this show to piss off as many people as possible.
SHAE DA FUNNY WHORE
Why did they betray the CoTF then? Clearly something changed in them if they started killing them too
This would go good combined with
>dracarys
>Set 8000 years before the events of Game of Thrones, see how it all began and learn the Night King's origins and motivations in...
>The Long Night coming Fall 2020.
They couldn't control their creation and it started wiping out everything and all the forests. The Last Hero convinced them to join their side and together they forced them back far north and built the wall to keep them there
that's it
Mad Queen is Daenerys not Cersei.
why didn't they just litter the Godswood with obsidian caltrops
Lady stoneheart
>no source
They don't explain it.
Everyone else of power in KL, died when the Sept blow up. She seized the throne, she was Queen Regent while Kevan Lannister had been Hand and Lord Protector. She might also have claimed that Tommen made her his heir.
It should be said that it should be the last Harvests for the south, wich means that no one is going to levy any armies to topple Cersei, her power is in name only. The smallfolk and greatlords are looking forward to one of the harshest winters in living memory.
Of course the NK is dead now. So the seasons should go back to normal, so i don't know.
The Targaryen claim, from Rhaelle Baratheon would be forefront again. Since Ormund and her only had Steffon for child.
But you'd need to call a Great Council at this point to sort out through all the claims.
I never said who
Fucking Turkroaches
god i want to make love with dany and give her at least 5 kids, it's not fair
How many more characters will dumb and dumber ruin before this shit ends?
>harshest winter in living memory
>looks like a nice autumn day in every Kings Landing shot since winter officially began last season
Thank you, Jorah Brownsbane.
So you're rewatching S08E03? I've tried too - it doesn't get any better.
>The Targaryen claim, from Rhaelle Baratheon would be forefront again. Since Ormund and her only had Steffon for child.
The Estermonts would have a better claim through Steffon's wife. Though, realistically, there would probably be a cadet branch of the Baratheons that has a strong claim through the male line.
BOAR WINE!
Why does AFFC have so many Cersei chapters, who tf wants to read this
I'm surprised there isn't more criticism of Greyworm. The actor isn't even remotely intimidating. The Unsullied as a whole are a joke, but even more so with that skinny little kid as their leader.
Realistically every Great House should have dozens of cadet branches, since most of them have been in power for centuries, or millennia in the case of the Starks. Despite this fact, the only Great House that is confirmed to have a huge, extended family is House Lannister.
pad bussy
I would rather read several Cersei chapters before I would want to read a Dany chapter dealing with her aimless adventures in Essos.
>Jorah Brownsbane
"Whitebringer"
>I'm surprised there isn't more criticism of Greyworm. The actor isn't even remotely intimidating. The Unsullied as a whole are a joke, but even more so with that skinny little kid as their leader.
Eunuchs don't have the hormone levels of men and don't build strength easily. They don't go through a normal puberty either and stay prepubescent in some ways. He is well cast. It's the idea of a eunuch supersoldier that is the problem.
It's roasties. Same bitches wut voted for the dog eater, twice. The Nonthreatening Negro You Just Want To Cuddle.
the unsullied arent supposed to be mountain-sized or even hound-sized. They're just meant to be mindless killing machines with absolute obedience. It doesn't matter whether greyworm is intimidating or not because with or without him the unsullied are loyal to dany.
the actor looks good for an almost 60 year old
nth for Stannis
I'd like you to meet my three sons: Rhaenys, Aegon, and Aegon.
* predicts the future
Looking forward to how quickly the whole NK thing is brushed aside and forgotten about next episode.
CUTE
Same people who are interested in documentaries about serial killers.
Also, if you don't like AFFC, you should consider suicide.
Arya is gonna kill the mountain too isn't she
It really did mean nothing
>Show Euron:
>>Finga in da bum
It's so bad it's funny.
They don't have to be mountain sized. They have to look like they actually train and fight. Greyworm looks like he has about as much muscle mass as Sansa.
>three children*
I'm a stupid fuck when I'm sleepy
That's why the unsullied have semi-light spears and way too small bucklers instead of Scutums and halberds.
Shocker men without balls or a benis can't build much muscle.
She’s killing Cersei, mountain, and euron. All on her list.
>he wont grant anyone else the pleasure of killing her.
That's why Jaime will do it. She'll have her guard down because she loves her brother. Cersei will be backed into a corner and she thinks she lost everything. But she still has Jaime and then he'll put her down.
>Arya tries to kill Cersei
>Mountain kills her in the last moment
>Sandor fueled by rage charges Gregor
>Cleganebowl.mp4
>liking the most boring of the books
lol
>tfw the series ends with a smallfolk revolution
Reminder that when Stannis is told by Jon to burn all the dead before nightfall because Jon has seen some spooky stuff, this is how Stannis reacts. He doesn’t mock Jon like the women characters do, he doesn’t demand proof, he doesn’t write Jon off as opportunistic; Stannis is genuinely spooked as well and I assume follows through with burning them.
He was the only king to take it seriously. THE KING THAT CARED
>snow on the throne
I sure do wonder what that could mean. Is there a character associated in some way with snow? Could such a character be connected to this throne in some way? WHAT COULD IT ALL MEAN?
In all seriousness, I am just as upset as you are
i personally prefer the jamie chapters as he becomes a more well rounded character, tempered by the aftermath of war
kind of already had that with the sparrow and faith militant
>greyworm looks like he has about as much muscle mass as Sansa
yeah having your cock and balls chopped of would do that to you
Well, he assassinated his brother with a shadow. He is probably willing to believe anything from someone as trustworthy and honorable as Jon.
Wait. Does House Florent have a claim for the throne?
Yeah it’s almost like stannis has a functioning brain and didn’t write people off as fools on first sight like 99.99 % of characters on this show
>the small folk won’t revolt when Cersei blows up the sept
>they will revolt for no real reason for an epic maymay ending
Pottery
tfw we didn't get any barristan bullying the pit fighter because he wears no armour
Naw, they will probably have Cersei have some sort of "Mad Queen" moment where she tries to nuke King's Landing with wildfire, which Jamie prevents by killing her
In reality it would be a battle between house estermont and florent for control of the throne, but this is the dnd show now
variety.com
>In an interview with Wired alongside episode director Miguel Sapochnik, Wagner placed the blame away from the production team onto viewers’ home devices, which he says aren’t fit for the show’s cinematic filming.
>“A lot of the problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to tune their TVs properly,” he said. “A lot of people also unfortunately watch it on small iPads, which in no way can do justice to a show like that anyway.”
>He continued, “Personally I don’t have to always see what’s going on because it’s more about the emotional impact…’Game of Thrones’ is a cinematic show and therefore you have to watch it like you’re at a cinema: in a darkened room. If you watch a night scene in a brightly-lit room then that won’t help you see the image properly.”
You gaggle of faggots seem to forget there are three hour-plus-long episodes left of the show. You all act like that was it, and the NK/WW plot is over and of no consequence now. Do you realize that that’s totally impossible, and your boohooing is exactly how D&D want you to react? This is literally the setting up of expectations to subvert. If you hate them so much, then fucking stop letting them play you like a fiddle. Idiots
I do. They are the best chapters George ever wrote. He might deny it, but Cersei is his favourite and best character.
based.
You don’t assassinate traitors and usurpers, you deliver justice to them, which is what stannis did to the traitor and usurper renly.
I see your point tho. But it doesn’t detract from my point that no one else cared or took the threat seriously. To their benefit, thanks to d&d’s shit writing, but I digress
>he assassinated his brother with a shadow
he did no such thing. he was not involved at all.
This is quality shitposting and makes me happy for the community. Are we gonna start finding obscure lines of inheritance now?
>tfw I miss him
youtube.com
Aegon
>spend your wagebucks on expensive screens to consume propaganda on goy
>for no real reason
I can think of a million reasons why the smallfolk would have all the nobles dead
If anything it was too bright. We constantly saw our "beloved characters" surrounded by far too many wights only for them to miraculously survive time and time again.
So is Jon still Lord Commander or what
Or was Ed the LC after Jon left
Because he's ded now
Lords can claim their wife's lands and claims in the world of ASOIAF. I'm not so sure about the reverse.
I'll take it. Anything is better than having my expectations subverted by having Sansa win the throne.
They’re fun chapters and perhaps the most retroactively-impactful of any POV. Without these chapters you don’t understand how looking back it’s obvious Cersei didn’t start the war of five Kings because she’s literally too retarded to
the ones that would,would also have been in the sept or near it
Sam is the new lord commander
who cares about the night's watch? all of the wildlings and Others are dead
Seems like they were too good at their job
Ed was Lord Commander after Jon. Now the position is defunct as the Night's Watch are unneeded with the death of the Night King.
I think this show really missed out on not having a peasant character. Davos doesn't count, he has been with lords and ladies too long. He had forgotten where he came from.
reminder that stannis only wanted Jon as king in the north so he could have a strong enough army to fight cersei
the king that didn't give a fuck
>dumb bitch names the son since the father isn’t around
Wow it’s like most problems can be solved by realizing women are retarded
How many twists do you want to have for the duration of a single Avengers Endgame? Do you really think resurrecting a major plotline with that little time left is a good idea?
The wildlings are on the other side of the wall and the Night King is dead. There's no need for a Night's Watch anymore.
hot pie
>apologies for the flea-bottom accent
>implying that Davos has forgetton where he has come from
>being mentored by the most based claimant to the throne that ever was or will be
user..I..
Unironically Victarion, wish I could be him
>wake up
>attack some trading ships
>sacrifice prisoners to the drowned god and rh'llor both
>travel across the world
>cool burning hand
>red priest bro who tells you prophecies
>at the end of the day go to your room and fuck the dusky woman
no fucking way thats true
Only Bran being the final boss can save the show.
FUCKING THIS EVEN IN THE BOOKS GEORGE DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH INTER-HOUSE CONFLICT. The shit with Harry the heir is a step in the right direction and I hope the frey’s Implode but overall I wish we got great houses fighting amongst themselves
Lol why don't you just watch it on your home theater?
Until guns, pretty much every every peasant rebellion ended terribly. This is why you shouldn't give up your guns
They can help guard the realms of men from any foreigners from daenerys army that survived and are driven north of the wall where they guard the seven kingdoms at the eastwatch hole
>This is quality shitposting and makes me happy for the community. Are we gonna start finding obscure lines of inheritance now?
Stannis supporters watching the show should cheer for Eldon Estermont or Emen Florent.
Yeah because we could definitely overthrow the government with a couple of AR15s.
>who would make a better warden of the north and ally?
>young man with stark blood who has proven himself capable and trustworthy and a servant of the greater good?
>rumored sadist house that flays people and is only in power because they betrayed their king in favor of stannis’ enemies
Hard call
crossbows are pretty much like guns, deadly and not requiring much skill or strength to use
They fucked up. The brightness was fine on my screen, there was just nothing to see except compression artifacts and disgusting black gradients.
Nights watch is over. The wall is down and since the wildlings are allies and the walkers are dead there isnt a need for it
>Final Scene
>Cersei sits on the throne
>mask off reveals it’s Arya
>mfw
Based and peasantpilled
>nobles swerve
It's so weird how you guys post about scenes just as they come up in the episode. What's going on here?
People actually think this is good writing? Holy shit I need to get in on this shit.
what about that time some german translated a book or those bohemian wagon-lovers and the spinoff in ukraine
what is on that ugly fuckers face btw. why couldn't he use some make-up to hide it.
go fucking kill yourself you retarded normie piece of shit.
>A lot of the problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to tune their TVs properly
"Just turn your gamma up LOL".
This is literally how NOT to be a director.
FFS
This is almost certainly what's going to happen
You're literally retarded if you think the military won't be totally fractured if a civil war comes.
And a bunch of farmers with rusty AKs could never defeat the most powerful military in the world's history.
What the fuck is that shit on that guy's face?
It's like LOST all over again, except this time the characters were also shit.
>Bad pussy
I still want to punch him in the face.
>And da dwum went boom doom boom
I know he's a better writer than I'll ever be but fucking kekked
I can hear Grrm cackling from here.
Screenshot this, this is it
You obviously have no idea how effective a motivated and organized group of guerilla fighters can be. 10 two man teams could shut down a city for months and it wouldn't be that difficult.
I'm starting to think all the prophesies are just going to be thrown under the rug for the LE SUBVERTING EXPECTATIONS meme. House of the undying, valonquar, nissa nissa all out.
feels bad man. fuck all the normies and feminist cunts defending that episode.
What was more impotent, the sanctions or that weak ass winter?
What's the point in having body guards if someone can just magic pussy demon your king to death from 50 miles away underground?
Kek'd. Actually AFFC is the best-written book.
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holy shit, i started choking and laughing at the same time when I saw that. that edit is glorious.
Stick to anal, Sibel
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The worst part is that the snow on the throne symboliszing the night king and winter and all that is ominous. And it not being the only interpretation adds risk to betting for or against that, like “am I really willing to bet that I know what that vision means and what the consequences will be?” And it’s vague; will winter come for KL? Will the NK personally be there?
But snow on the iron throne symbolizing Jon snow being king and only that is so in the nose it’s fucking stupid
What a waste of potential the High Sparrow was
There you go
Yeah I enjoy that Jaime sees the horrors of the backstage to war, and then the aftermath of it rather than just getting ptsd from battles.
I just need twenty good men
Well. Melisandre is a shadowbinder and theses shadows can be stopped by basic spells and wards. Storm's End had such protections and she couldn't do anything until she was within the walls.
In Westeros, Shadowbinders are extremely rare and the concept of magic is foreign/obsolete. In the East, i'm sure they have bodyguards to stop the conventional attempts on one's life and the amulet/ward for the less conventional attempts.
>tfw finished rewatching Berserk an hour ago
this is what 8x3 should have been like
How so?
this shit again? man - the armor is part of his body. he can't wear any armor because it would become brittle and break in the first movement due to the fucking cold of this fucking 0 kelvin ice body
>Resurrecting
Interesting choice of word, but it isn’t necessarily over. Clearly, many still have a shitload of questions left, so you can bet your ass that at least some of those questions will be answered in the ensuing episodes.
>including some stupid nigger rappers
no
Why didn't Arya's throat freeze or show any signs of being harmed?
They should have also went with the midget fucking too
So in the end you're relying on the military's guns then? What's the point of your own?
oof. what a beautiful and grim screenshot that is. I need to finish reading the manga. I've literally only read like 15% of it because everytime I start I can only read for so long before some other irl shit distracts me. Or like I go make some food and come back and just watch a tv show or movie instead.
Read it, faggot.
The heat of a true king's seed kept her warm and toasty
how the fuck should I know I didnt do that fucking episode. I'm saying what george rr martin said in a fucking interview for fuck sake
THE SEED IS STRONG
Berserk is a fucking masterpiece, dude, get on it.
Because the faceless men taught her to resist the cold. They just didn't show you every little thing in the show because they assume you don't need to be SPOON FED.
Because she's The Goblin That Was Promised.
Did she confront niggers?
>I need to finish reading the manga
Don't. Stop after he gets on the boat, then burn the rest. You'll know what I mean.
seriously you guys are the fucking worse. you said you hate the episode yet you won't shut the fuck up about the same fucking things. FFS
even in season 2 this show was fucking retarded.I fell asleep watching s2e1 and 2 twice each. the only good episodes are the ones where people die because it subverts your expectations in a good way that works in the story and is actually foreshadowed and plays out logically and realistically. that ended when years weren't being put into every plot line.
that's my opinion though. its not necessarily right.
Yeah, get on it and wait six months for the next chapter.
Fantasia is good, faggot.
No, a younger, prettier version of herself. Every woman's worst nightmare.
what the fuck else would we talk about here you big tit
Resisting "the cold" by training and resisting "absolute 0 that makes steel break like clay" is two completely different things.
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kek
about the fucking loros prophecy or fucking disney movies shit
If the people have no way to defend themselves there's literally no way the people can revolt against their government. All I said is that you're literally retarded if you think the military, who are overwhelmingly the 'smallfolk' of today wouldn't pick a side
I did fag I wanted to know why you think its the best
>If the people have no way to defend themselves there's literally no way the people can revolt against their government
That much is obvious, but nowadays even if you arm yourself to the best a civilian can, there's still literally no way you can revolt against a modern government.
Like you said, your strategy boils down to screaming "AAAAH MILITARY SAVE MEEE" really hard.
will do. I have most of the manga download to my computer. The only ones I dont have are all the new issues (or whatever you call them).
hmmm, I'll see user...i'll see...
>"then why didn't arya froze (sic) to death..."
Faggot spergs can barely spell yet alone accept the fact that Magic in Fiction is fucking magic. They could have had the knight king turb into a smurf after being flamed, its fucking fiction you dip retards.
These haters are those friends of friends you feel sorry for, but let come with you to a movie.then they complain about how everything is unrealistic, and how dumb characters are and what they should have done. Then they say something political and get in an arguement with one of your friends gfs.
Then have sex already.
>Being this mad about muh dragon man drama
Change your pampers.
>They could have had the knight king turb into a smurf after being flamed
And that's something you would enjoy? Is that something you would pay to watch? Because that's pretty much the equivalent of what happened as far as anyone with more than 1 braincell is concerned.
Just because it's fantasy isn't an excuse to ignore all sense.
talk to the wrong person like this in real life and you will get your fucking skull caved in. Just try it. I hope some day it happens and you hear your skull cracking open and blood seeps into your eyes and mouth remember me.