/got/

i'm gonna miss him bros

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That's a shop of Arya right

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so jon will kill brapleesi, the question is why?
will she try to burn kings landing?

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IS there a pirated version where you can see everything? This episode sucks because I can't shit shit

>j-just adjust your brightness bro

I watched every fucking episode since season 1 andI have to adjust my brightness now?!

/got/

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No. Since she's such a great sneaking assassin she spent her days in Winterfell stealing food from people.

why is tyrion such a dumb nigger now. his character in season one and two is a totally different character than the one i'v been watching in season 7 and 8.

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Ahv seen da naht keng daneh

Heh

Is it good that I barely remember anything from season 7

Do you think he shit himself like the stupid Tarly boy?

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Literally nothing happened in that season other than some tarly bbq

ride it facing forward you dumb cunt

delet this right now

I wish they didn't humanize him so much with a smile. He should be like that mong Bran and just keep that dead expression.

So that viewers wont be that mad when KellyC feeds her to her dragon at the last episode.

8 fucking seasons i honestly want to kill myself

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Based DnD, also she's practically fucking that thing, wtf?

>Thank you, Khaleesi. Your braps pushed me past my limit. Now... leave the Night King to me.

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I remember jaime vs dany and I wish I could forget the beyond the wall episode

Why not just hire a faceless man to kill the night king years ago?

and LEL at how this guy exposes his ass-blasting by comparing riding a dragon to killing humanity's greatest enemy

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REMINDER THAT DABID & DABID LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW ARMOR WORKS

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I’m going to make a new Skyrim character to larp as game of thrones. Any idea what I should make/focus on?
>ideas so far
>a fat warhammer dude in a whiterun guard armor
>bobby b

>balding older man uses fire magic and a sword
>stannis

>short female stealth that I do the enchant potion into Smith potion into enchant potion into Smith potion exploit to made a low level girl with no armor have a OHKO weapon
>Arya

>?

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Can Jon still cum? If he gets the Throne he wouldn't have any issue then?

KA KA KA KA
KHALEESI

Hadn't even considered that point since my brain is almost completely shut off while watching these last four seasons, but I agree with you come to think of it.

Not that it matters. SK was a bigger letdown than Captain Phasma

Why do talentless people get jobs as writers? Is imagination that rare in Hollywood that subversion is the only thing they got?

Every death (secondary characters' deaths) were shadowed by the apathy of the surrounding characters, it was like (literally) nothing was happening. God, how I hate D&D's autism.

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is this the actual only time we ever see a white walker do anything?

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Best version
Also eternal thanks to the user who gave us this vocaroo.com/i/s1h9cwfFGOGY

thought that was anguy. rip anguy

hollywood doesn't value writers at all so people get work out of connections rather than merit

Whose tits are those

A white walker killed a guy in season 1, another white walker killed a guy in season 2 and spared Samwell Tarly for whatever reason, then hardhome then last episode

Yea Forums: Night King
Reddit: Daenerys Targaryen (I'm a good person xD)

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>it took this many posts to STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
Sad!

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you mourn your dead after the battle. not during the middle of it.

Hey so how come the Night King has the superhuman reflexes and senses to catch Arya's wrist mid jump, but gravity proved too quick for him when she just lefts the knife go?

You're retarded.

The smirk was the perfect set up to have the episode end with the Night King's first word and a fade to black episode cut.
Next episode would be the Pact made with the White Walkers from 8000 years ago since you can't beat death. GRRM hates big bad evil guys (Dark Lord - Sauron).

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>be moody nord
>dress in all black
>get one of the Dawnguard huskies as your companion
>jon

House Stark and House Arryn backed the winning side in both Robert's Rebellion and Daenerys' Invasion, while House Tarly backed the losing side in both.

me

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>the white savior Danny vs the Invading horde of cold immigrants

10/10 read

This, very few writers are actually known for making hits, since movies with good scripts can go wrong in so many ways, and movies with trash scripts still make hundreds of millions.

I can only think of the dude who wrote Lego Movie and Spiderverse as an example of a star writer who made it recently

>enchanted steel plate
>that one meridia sword
>dayne

The one that irked me the most was Edd. dude just get backstabbed and Sam runs like a pussy without even caring for his "friend" and acting lord commander, what a joke.

Jorah is the only one with a decent one and Theon would be if there was anyone else there besides Bran

at least edit it correctly and insert dead Theon instead of Littlefinger.

He probably wanted to play his harp one last time.

Or how about the fact that the Night King could one shot a dragon with his strength from his throw alone yet can't snap the neck of a 100 lb girl instantly.

The smirk was the night king being like vegeta. He was unsure if he’d die himself so he allowed himself to be attacked just to prove his own power level.

Now are you read to witness a power not seen for thousands of years?!

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>a blunt wildlings dagger though a chest plate
>a broken spear through another.
Stormtrooper tier retarded shit, fuck i hate them

>...to test my abilities

best part is they've done other night battles that didn't have flame trenches or fire-spewing dragons and you could see the action fine

Just ordered the books, because I want to become a true fan

>A Song of Ice and Fire
>Ice baddies are taken out by Northern Ice family instead of Southern fire people
Damn I got subverted hard.

>Danny melted the Tarlys in full plate armor in 2 seconds
>Night King destroyed the walls of Winterfell in a single swoop with his dragon
>NK also survived 10 seconds of dragon fire without a single scratch

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Good idea. Or are there any forsworn type wilding characters that could hang with a Jon?
I’d prefer characters I could set up sooner rather than later but this is good too.

Staffs and Spears aren’t a thing iirc so light leather armor and a battle axe for oberyn?

I wonder where she learned those skills

jewish nepotism

make some you fags

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>enchanted flame sword, restoration and fire magic
>Beric Dondarrion, paladin

>dual knives, slim breton
>Karl Tanner, rogue

>stormcloak barbarian
>Tormund

>50% of Yea Forums
why did they humanize him instead of making him a sociopath killing machine
>other 50%
why didn't he have any character development? shit writing

>after defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall

>Stannis: "You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."

>Jon: "I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!"

>Stannis: "Davos come here."

>Davos: "Your grace?"

>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.

>Stannis: "Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."

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Everything was so shit in that episode, Jeez.

>Night King's clothes are protected and aren't burned

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anyone have that Jennifer Connelly one

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cringe

What a clusterfuck of a season.
I have no idea what they are intending to pull off with the next 240 minutes but it certainly won't be worth the 8 years we've invested in the show.
Unless some massive twist happens(i.e Cersei is in league with the NK) or timeline shifting shit with Bran, it's all been pointless.

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I still believe this can be salvaged if Danny gets murdered by either Jon or Sam Cercei gets murdered by Euron/Qyborn and If it turns out that Bran is the evil cunt and bodysnatched by Bloodraven working with the Children of the Forest ( who are also evil) they could do this in 3 episodes if they just have them fighting fuxking Cersei as the villain unironically then it's just fucking too stupid even for D&D how will they subvert muh expectations then

Stannis would never kill a loyal man like Davos without a strong motive, kill yourself.

Thats gay as fuck, i could write better shit in my sleep yet these faggots get a billions of dollers, a mostly pre written story and they still drove it off a cliff into a canyon full of piss.

>old white-haired dark elf, black robes, illusion and conjuration magic
>Bloodraven

>LF is the problem you have
>there's a sonic OC in the pic

Can someone post the arya stabbing night king cap. The one where he has his hands up

They don't know military tactics either. That shit at Winterfell was literally babies first strategy game.

>let's throw the dothraki head first into the dark night where they can't see shit
>let's leave the catapults outside to act as roadblock
>let's just sit there and watch people die while we look at our 2 (two) dragons
>let's hide from the guy who reanimates the dead in a crypt
>let's all rush outside of our castle which is made to protect us from situations like this
>let's have a single trench with wood that we can lit on fire if needed
>let's waste all our precious dragon glass into swords for peasant and children
>let's not use the dragon glass to put spikes around our protective castle
>let's not fit armors with spikes of dragon glass
>let's not create traps with said dragon glass
>let's absolutely not make Sam into a cannonball fitted with dragon glass

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Danyfags on suicide watch

reddit[.]com/r/freefolk/comments/bkbxm2/possible_spoilers/

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Remember in season 3 (?) when a regular white walker gripped Sam's sword with his bare hands and the blade instantly shattered from the cold of his touch? I do. Gods I was strong then.

Would Ned support the Northern rebellion over backing Stannis' cause?

>Speech plus illusion, restoration, and destruction (fire) magic
>Melly Sanders

>Tall Orc, 2 handed sword, heavy armor
>Brienne

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based

NK is actually jon snow who is targaryen and they dont burn :)))

wheres ur sister

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Ned is a by the book type of fag with a low IQ

need sum

>Omae wa mou shindeiru

in dat tho

Mad skills but she should be facing forward...

DABID! THE VIDYA GAEM DABID THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

I looked for you on the flight plan.

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What can you expect? The Kingsguard armour is basically some metal plates and token bits of scale armour with massive swathes of cloth in the armpit region. GoT armour is purely for show.

We don't know if Sonic died in the show yet. We do, however, know Petyr did.

>S8 E8, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat

Been watching him in Project Blue Book. I really like that show.

Woe to the masked man if we had been.

>Home/Castle isn't Harrenhal

what's that on?

This.
I want a Cersei victory at this point and some mad as fuck zombie army she's been building with Qyburns help.

internet

Why did they bother to change the intro to track the NKs progress?

Everything about this shit is retarded...

>Project Blue Book
Never heard of it, but it sounds ok. May check later.

SyFy.

GUN GUN GUN GUN MAIDEN FAIR THEME

It's off the table, user.

>What can you expect?
Consistency.

It's based off the real Project Bluebook and Dr Hynek(Aidan's character)'s cases.

Solid production values aswell.
Good cast.

YOUR MOTHER

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Me, my men, and Dr Pavel here are dead. The plane crashed with no survivors. Why weren't you there to protect your master plan?

theres a mod that gives you a staghelmet and baratheon sigil plate armor

Qyburn will make another zombie army wont he? He did take that weight for experiments. More zombie shit is coming

>Khaleesi, I'm about to die because of the wounds I garnered in my selfless defense of you
>Please Khaleesi, just listen. All I want is a taste of pussy just a taste. Khaleesi, please sit on my face so my nose is in your butthole and I can rest my tongue on your pusy.
>Khaleesi, wait, please one more thing. After 30 seconds spin around 180 degrees so I can do the same thing with the holes reversed.
>Khaleesi...

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Nice larp, fag

>Qyburn is a child of the forest wearing makeup
>The Mountain is actually a white walker

F
Taken too soon

>tfw hate the show and all the reddit faggots so much at this point that just wanted the NK to kill everyone
>arya sue killed him in 1 single episode

why are d&d such hacks?

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This isn't funny faggot
kys

Fuck the Children of the forest probably jewed the whole thing didnt they? They probably have all the zombie tech and Red Priests and Qyburn were their people all along

Lmao @ u I didn’t make this some guy read a greentext and it’s funny enough I’m sharing it

oh captain my captain

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Alright, but what can you reasonably expect from a show with such a shit track record for armour? Only the women get (or used to get, lol) decent costumes.

The only thing that will save that show will be Jaime killing Cersei. If that doesn't happen, then this 8th season will go down as the greatest disappointment in television history.

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The master plan wanted us here.

>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....

Based Jorah the Andal was Azor Ahai all along.

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Fuck yeah

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These are all 10/10
I’ve never done a no-armor pure mage run so this could be neat
>orc brienne
Lmaooooooo and checked
Sorry to disappoint you but I will be playing Skyrim on the original xbox360 release

AemonChads rise up!

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That wouldn’t sUBvErT our expectations so Arya will
Kill green eyes Cersei

KINGSLEYAH GET IN 'ERE!!!!

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>everyone has missed the third times the charm theme that's happening
I'll point it out to you lads
Could be a major spoiler if my theory is true:

1.In Season 7 episode 6, The NK throws a ice spear at Daenerys and its misses. 2.In Season 8 episode 3, NK throws an ice spear at Daenerys and it misses
In conclusion I believe that:
Scorpion crews based in the Red Keep gatehouse(seen in credits and teasers) will fire shots at Drogon and one will hit Dany or perhaps one special one manned by Cersei herself will do it as we've seen her use one before

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>Valyrian steel is deadly to white walkers because it's forged with dragon fire
>Dragon fire itself leaves NK unscathed
>still instantly pops when touched by valyrian steel

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Could someone tell me why he is called Jorah the sandal? Isn’t that just what the dothraki call him because they are low iq niggers and don’t understand the difference between them and the first men?

KINGSLAYER...

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I like how people accept this idea as a solid alternative to the WW's.

but Arya had a Valerian dagger, and that means magic skin

I thought prophecies didn't matter?

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Raimi co-wrote the episode?

You are correct and drogon is getting hit hard episode 5

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Tully is by far the worst house that's not extinct yet.

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Will never happen.

based goblinlover

>>Valyrian steel is deadly to white walkers because it's forged with dragon fire
>>Dragon fire itself leaves NK unscathed
>>still instantly pops when touched by valyrian steel

I think it's dragonglass inside the steel. It would take dragon fire to melt the dragonglass to make the alloy. It's not the dragon fire that makes it special.

Unfortunately this is the real reason they decided to fuck the show up. Prove me wrong. please

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Hey everyone, I know we’re all still emotionally btfo’d by 8x3, so please watch this video and cheer up a little. It sucks game of thrones is ending like it is, but that doesn’t mean our worlds need come crashing down.

youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE

shouldnt those gay tree elves know more about the white walkers, in that her pointy wood stick wouldnt work?

Seeing that cunt being rekt and the screams of horror by normies will make the abomination that was Episode 3 worthwhile.
I hope this is true.
oh really?
Can you source that?

It's not even that, he kills Theon as soon as he sees he is trying to kill him but for some reason he doesn't instantly kill Aria who got even closer to killing him

For what purpose?!

youtube.com/watch?v=tIPAL5xrBrI

nice

K I N G S L A Y E R

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kek

>cringe cursing
Is a defining feature of woke later-millennial and zoomer white kids the need to awkwardly shoehorn-in edgy explosives when they're trying to make a point? This, along with incorrectly using the term 'literally' have made reading them a tedious affair. Personally, I feel that "ironic" malaprops are the superior shitposting device. Then again, I rather doubt they are intentionally shitposting or trying to do it "ironically"

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Well fucking something has to happen with the giant scorpion seen in the new OP aimed directly at a dragon skull. That wasn't accidentally thrown in there.

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going to shatter your jaw for inflicting this disgusting nonce shite on me

Valyrian steel isn't just made with dragon's fire, but magic as well. The Targs came to westeros with their pet and yet they didn't produce any sword if I'm not wrong.

He obviously liked the show, why not ruin it for him?

pretty sure he was thinking 'oawh me nuggets' in an australian accent

mmmmmmm yes

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Lol just turn your brain off bro
the alternative only brings pain

Source: my dick n bawlz

why did arya spend what could have been her final moments, fucking some random dude instead of spending time with her brothers and sister

And this is why A*erica needs to be destroyed.

Oh, look another super cool mod that will never even come close to being finished.

>turns out the force attacking winterfell was just there to pin them down while the rest of the WWs conquered the veil
>next episode opens with 5,000 undead heavy cavalry riding toward winterfell
>everyone gives up, bran becomes the new night king, danny becomes night queen, undead horde marches on kings landing
bank on it, D&D are going out guns blazing and are just fucking with us

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Based Jaimeposters.

>hang out with a retard, a zombie and an autist instead of banging Bobby B's son

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>Could someone tell me why he is called Jorah the sandal?

The Andals are the race of men that took over Westeros at one point. Northerners like the Mormonts are actually descended mostly from the First Men, who were there before the Andals came.

It mimics the history of invasions you see throughout history. Like with the Britons and Anglo-Saxons. Him being called Andal despite being mostly descended from First Men is very historical as well. In the middle ages, outside of Europe, Europeans were all called Franks. Despite the Franks being just one distinct group in Europe. Even today the Thai people called all Europeans Farang, which comes from the name of the Franks.

How about a sociopath killing machine with a logical justification for his behaviors?

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Have sex

Based

Not all Targaryens are fireproof. Jon burned his hand in season 1 fighting the wight.

>dracarys
>braaaap

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>The Gendry/Arya comedy in S2
Fucking kek

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can someone explain plz ;-;

GoT is literally Dragonball Z now, legit no Story just the enemy of the week that gets killed by Son Goku aka Arya

alway rembr hapy dae

How do you go from this

a sex scene between S2 Arya & Gendry would have been a thousand times hotter

>gets to fuck cunny when all grown up
What did D&D mean by this?

find love

Neat.

Arya runs so fast she creates air vortices. Whooosh!

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>going to shatter your jaw for inflicting this disgusting nonce shite on me

It sound like ttoday is dark and you should rember happy day

to this?

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/ourguyreactor/

More like *BRAAPCARYS*

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He would have needed 600 Food and 500 Gold for that blacksmith upgrade.
He didn't have the resources.

Not that user, but...
Unironically, I wish I could...

I did and lost is long ago :( the lewd posts make me miss sex with her so much :,( but she’s moved on with an older man so why would she ever miss me

K

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This is fucking anime-tier shit, Jesus Christ

>see the NK's dragon destroy Winterfell's stone walls with ease
>yet that same dragon can't destroy the small rock that Jon hides behind

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The Greyjoys are such faggots.

kek

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That rock survives the wall breaking so obviously it’ll survive the second exposure to fire lmao

Damn, ridding a dragon is the worst thing he can hold against Jon Snow? Arya fucking teleported behind NKs back.

>hollywood doesn't value writers at all so people get work out of connections rather than merit
This is true. It's also beyond simply not valuing them. They're actively threatened by them since they need to control the product and they're dealing with people who could fuck them over in many ways. There is a reason "reality tv" became a thing. They are dramas that cut-out writers and are instead "written" by producers and editors. They exist because writer's strikes are a thing.

>i could write better shit in my sleep yet these faggots get a billions of dollers
...And this is the other side of the coin, where writing looks fun and easy and everyone thinks they can do it because they have some "cool ideas". They covet the romanticized "writer's lifestyle" and a writer's credit and that becomes their real motivation on top of rationalizing that it saves the project money. The reality is that idea guys are still idea guys and writing is actually hard work.

have sex, incel

based and redpilled. The worst of them is Eruon, who is literally just 'le sex man LOOOL' in the show.

Euron just doesn't care about politics

You just want to fuck him, admit that.

Tldr you’re a fag

>Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)03:32:17 No.114021697▶
SHHH-hah
*ding ding ding*
Wololoh

>be irrelevant during 6 season
>hum guys we actually could always develop a huge ass Armada

Why the fuck are the Greyjoys the only ones with this power? Why wouldn't any of the many other big houses go like "huh if we could circumnavigate Westeros that might help alot during a war"?

Did Rian Johnson secretly write GoT s8e3? Did Dabid and DB secretly write The Last Jedi?

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Freudian freak

This was done in Far Cry 3 7 years ago

Did I ever tell you... the definition of insanity..?

>Someone with the blood of the dragon innately knowing how to ride a dragon
versus
>Arya shadowstepping past a line of White Walkers and wights fast enough to displace the fucking air around her, leading into a 25 foot long jump where she then proceeds to YEET the Night King out of the plot, along with several years worth of plot building and character arcs
How can people be this fucking retarded?

desperate gay guy grasps at straws.

She was trained man, for 6 years, shes definitely a journeyman-level Faceless Man, WELL qualified to kill Satan

I could be wrong, but Jon's dragon bites half the jaw off the undead dragon, it can't focus it's "ice-fire beam" with half the nozzle ripped off, therefore not as powerful.

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Ned and Bobby confirmed for Force Ghosts

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we in the YAASS QUEEN SLAYY era now

you dumb nigger he destroyed the walls of winterfell with his nozzle ripped off

Kings guard, use the snow elf armor

There is a difference between "magic exists in this world" and "we explain our shit as magic"

Arya's powers look like they were made up exactly for this moment, the retarded sneak ability, the fact that she teleports, the face magic bullshit. Everytime a bad guy dies in this show it allways seems to be because of magic bullshit and i hate it

>PG-13
Wh-what?

The entire premise of the 'wall' was hadrian's wall in England to keep the Picts out from attacking Romans. When GRR went to see it he imagined what the soldiers manning the wall would have thought, that the roman empire was so scared of what was beyond they had to make a wall to keep it out.

Its a nice idea, but as a plot point it pretty much falls apart over time. Either that great threat is beaten or destroys everything, and if its beaten then it was never really a great threat. The only way it can end as a great threat is if it obliterates most of civilization and then is defeated finally.

If you think about it, the wildlings were enough as a threat, it never had to be about magic or white-walkers, the whole series probably would have been far better if they never existed.

ha ha i shit on you fags and you literally do it in literally the very next post (and we all know it wasn't ironic)

>Have sex
no amount of sex-having could vindicate my intellectual pretenses the way calling out zoomers does. This calls for cracking a cold one.

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>arya trained with a wooden knife for a couple of months, then she scrubbed corpses for an year or two, SHE'S NOT A MARY SUE!!!

Holy shit low IQ people are sad

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nth for Stannis

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Then this is the worst written pile of shit that has ever been hyped.

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>theon had more success invading Winterfell than the Night King

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>If you think about it, the wildlings were enough as a threat, it never had to be about magic or white-walkers, the whole series probably would have been far better if they never existed.
But that isn't the point. The point is that they DID exist, and were build up over several books and seasons to be the ultimate threat.

Daily reminder that this is how Euron is suposed to look and that in the books he trys to become a god

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This shit keeps getting worse and worse

>I'm going somewhere white
/ourguy/

How much cum do you think they can hold up in their asses?

>But that isn't the point. The point is that they DID exist, and were build up over several books and seasons to be the ultimate threat.
Except it is, learn how to read.

Didnt that same Redguard have some sort of dagger in their other hand that just sort of vanished behind Reys back?

Fuck Gayjoys

The dead were made to be more of a symbolic reminder of "humanity's mistakes will come back to haunt them"

Correct me if i'm wrong but as far as the books go, the NK hasn't been seen right? I allways thought the dead to be like some sort of retribution for all the shit humans do, almost like an impending doom without a face, without any other purpose than to wipe out men, i kinda liked it better when it was more of a thing that was coming and made everything else regarding the Game of Thrones not matter in the face of certain death

Also
Who the fuck thought of sending the entire Dothraki army to die and what were they supposed to accomplish? Did they even understand they were used as bait or as a mood setter?

But in the shows he has a big cock and puts a finger in the bum

Checkmate

It seriously bothers me that Sandor isn't cool or sarcastic anymore, he's almost portrayed as pathetic now.

More like Gaygoys

DABE

Without context i wouldve guessed that was a screenshot from Trainspotting

>tfw cersei never confirmed if he indeed has a big cock

everyone on Yea Forums hopes the heroes of the series all die in the end because of the shows terrible writing and it being taken over by feminists. Hence, the Yea Forums cheering at the possibility of bronn shooting down a dragon with the ballista

>euronfags

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The Night King in the books is a Night's Watch legend, who may or may not be an actual historical figure. As far as we know, the Others in the book do not have a single leader, or at least one that has be revealed as of yet. Although, since the NK was introduced back when GRRM was still giving Dabid and Dabid notes, its entirely possible he will show up in some form in the books.

I met an American at Hadrian's Wall. She was afraid she had seen a skunk, and I explained that we don't have skunks in Britain. She was relieved.

The only thing that would have saved this show would've been if everyone had died, and the final moment of the series had been the Night's Horde approaching King's Landing, and Cersei seeing undead Jaime standing at the head of it.

I know people who unironically posted this as their reaction on social media.

We just need to accept that this show is being made for those people.

> and then he just keeps going on about this polar bear, so I tell him "but Mr. Weiss, there hasn't even been enough in the CGI budget to keep Ghost around, I really think it would be more prudent to-"
> no, no, NO! poli baer! me want poli baer! DABID, MAEK HIM GIB!
> so at that point, we're already way over time for the episode, so we get the editor to cut out Benjen's establishing scene and...

>Euron
Never read the books cuz im not a fag, but god i hate this character.

Somebody post the "Muh big cock!"

unfortunately the prince who was promised already died a long time ago

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>ho the fuck thought of sending the entire Dothraki army to die and what were they supposed to accomplish? Did they even understand they were used as bait or as a mood setter?

Systemic Racism

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it makes me sad those people are happy

Robb was so good.

How would reading the books make you more of a fag than watching the far worse tv version of the same story?

KYNGH IN DA NORF!!!
KYNGH IN DA NORF!!!
KYNGH IN DA NORF!!!

>wearing a safety harness under the sweater
You can clearly see where the noose is pulling on his upper back and not his neck when he spins. This causes me to doubt if in fact an edgelord killed himself ironically. If he would have just let himself drop and been less animated after the meme dance move, the noose would have been concealed and it would have made for a more convincing meme-attempt, but he had to flail around like a retard as if he wasn't trying to kill himself in the first place. Overall 2/10

and the army of the dead was up of every white person from the wall to winterfell who were slaughtered by the WWs

I could never take him seriously after that scene where he whacks on that tree with his sword, i know he's supposed to be way younger in the books and it's justified there but that shit looked ridiculous here.

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Unsullied are honourary

>but Arya had years of training!

This always bothers me. Maybe I'm remembering wrong but didn't she botch her entire training with the faceless men and basically reject all their teachings?
>supposed to dispose of all worldly belongings
Hides needle under a rock outside the temple
>scrub bodies and do bitch work to learn discipline
This is boring when do I get to kill stuff
>you can't just kill whoever you want with these gifts we have rules
W/e I'm gonna kill the pervy dude at the docks (and was blinded for it iirc)
>you must abandon all sense of self and become No One.
"My name is Arya Stark and I'm going home!"

I've been expecting her to be assassinated by the faceless men for her transgressions ever since she left.

>"Muh big cock" or "Muh BIG COCK"
Always my sides

>Franchise already has an established, dedicated fanbase who would likely worship D&D as gods if they even attempted to make a faithful adaption of the books
>"lmao lets pander to this other group of people instead for progressive good boy points"
I fucking hate this world
>

Irony: The term "frank" also means "free."

The Franks were the original free-folk, who eventually merged with the Italo-Romans and the Romanized Gauls to create the French of the migration period onwards.

friendly reminder that the season will end with Bran as the Night's King, facing Jaime who is standing in front of the iron throne with a flaming sword

...

I don't get it. But I'm hype.

Easy there, incel. You ain't back home on reddit.

The smirk was perfect

I didn't watch this shit till after season 3 and only cuz my GF at the time was watching and it was actually good then. Craving more of this BS would definitely make me question my sexuality i just want to see the end at this point.

>tries
Yikes. He's probably already succeeded.

You could also, easily, write an entire book series just about how fucking cool Victarion is. I'm still pissed he isn't in the show.

I disagree. The White Walker that Jon killed at Hardhome showed legitimate surprise on his face when Jon blocked his iceblade with Longclaw, so there is precedent for emotional reactions

Jk man I loved your post and agree about mispronouncing things for comedy

>It seriously bothers me that Sandor isn't cool or sarcastic anymore, he's almost portrayed as pathetic now.
So, you don't find it compelling watching spiritually-castrated and brooding men, demoralized and defeated, being dabbed-on by woke women? How can you not be as in awe of their female power as the characters themselves? Why aren't you clapping? Why is your mouth not agape?

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>the stuff based on the books were good
>why the fuck would i read the books?

Yeah seriously. Maybe they just didn't think about it? Maybe we'll get a dead lips kiss on Sunday lol

>they both even went after the same cripple boy

it was valaryian stone

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Unironically, this is the only good decision dragongirl made in the entire series. Getting all of those filthy horsefuckers killed before they could touch any more Andal women.

Post things that are so retarded, DnD deserve to be hanged for:
- Wun Wun has no weapon in the battle of th e bastards
- Sansa didn't tell Jon about the Knights of the vale
- Jon runs alone to fight Ramsey
- Arya survives multiple stabs in her gut and a swim in shit water, only to kill a faceless man after that meanwhile Drogo dies because his wound got infected
- Arya breaks all the rule of the faceless man and Jaqen Hgar is cool with it
- Gendry runs to eastwatch, from there a raven flys to Dragonstone and from there Dany fly beyond the wall to save Jon all under a minute
- 20 good man destroy 80% of Stannis army
- Cersei kills hundres of nobles and house leaders but somehow she is queen now because she has a zombie bodyguard
- Make Tyrion and Varys dumb so Sansa looks smart in contrast
- entire sand snake story
- Dany pours flamable oil in a tent and burns the Khals of all Dothrakie tribes and nobdy smelled the oil or tried to kill Dany
- Entire littlefinger story in Wintefell

a javelin should have appeared out of the fire, drogon gets BTFO, then the smirk

I dunno man, I just can't imagine who would want to force me to watch such a thing.

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what is the original video they were reacting to?

the kino that could have been

lol

and it was done 16 years ago in hunted

>Make Tyrion and Varys dumb so Sansa looks smart in contrast
Varys isn't dumb, we never actually get anything from him anymore that lets us really gauge that.
Varys' problem is that the entire plotline that Varys is involved with is completely gone in the show, making him entirely redundant instead.

You mean this scene that already happened? I forgot too. I forgot a lot of season 7.

youtu.be/V6eJy7Gq7WI

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>entire sand snake story

did those retards die? im a few seasons behind

Literally what I was shouting at the fucking screen.

>Dany pours flamable oil in a tent and burns the Khals of all Dothrakie tribes and nobdy smelled the oil or tried to kill Dany

How are all the Dothraki cool with following her when she has little regard for their customs and deeply ingrained sense of honor?

Yeah they literally photoshopped the KILLING blow out because "muh mary sue". In reality the blade would have ripped her insides out and she'd be dead.
What makes it worse is they spent a good few seconds on that guard creating his dual blades. When they edited it out, you can still see the guard holding the blade but there's no blade in sight.

It's terrible.

Yeah.
The queen sandsnake and her big titty daughter are locked in the Red Keep. Cersei poisoned big titty daughter with a kiss and told the queen snake that she will sit and watch as her daughters face rots and caves in.

Forgot their names, don't really care.

yes, but one is still in the prison at Kingsladning, watching her daughter rot to death

>muh im immun to fire
Dany would still die because of smoke poisoning or the lack of oxygen

>watching her daughter rot to death
>rot to death
lmao

Sweet, i remember rolling my eyes at the entitled big girl detective brats every time they appeared in the books

This. Motherfucker took twelve years of math and if I asked him to solve for x he'd burst into sweat. Even if she really was training her ass off for six years, so what? I took three years of Spanish and barely know anything besides hola

Six years as a C-student at the House of Black and White, why not just hire a faceless man if someone who trained for 6 years under them was enough to stop the night king?

Why not hire one of her trainers?

Best description I've read about how that subplot ended

The biggest casualty at the battle of winterfell was quality

IMPOSSIBLE to take this seriously, it just read like everyone indulged the Sand Snakes because they were royalty

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I mean if Arya was only there for six years and makes predator look like a chump, her teacher must be some kinda badass. Why raise an army to kill the lannisters when you could've hired one of them for two grand to just spirit bomb kings landing

My theory is arya isn't arya anymore. She was taken over by the faceless men. That's why she's no one or the many faced god, she isn't arya, arya is dead and gone.