>soundtrack is a woman wailing in latin or greek
Signs of Kino
Tyler Campbell
James Thompson
>soundtrack has 80s pop music that plays during a montage
Isaac Peterson
>Tom Waits plays a role
Connor Cook
>movie has dutch angles
Liam Cook
>huey blades thumping
>CCR twang plays in time to the blades
Liam Cooper
>no Disney or WB logo
Brandon Fisher
>film is over 3.5 hours long
>not a single actor or actress is known to anyone
>OST is generated by a room full of randomly flying drones and xylophones hanging from the ceiling
>director killed himself immediately after the film was done
>film is banned forever in 23 states because it's a giant roman à clef spilling the beans on how depraved and tiny-dicked the rulers of said countries are
>first scene features thousands of incects
>film glorifies both stalin and pol pot but only in passing
>when man and woman kiss, film does not cut away to them waking up next to each other in bed next morning, but to a doctor performing an abortion
>this happens at least 3 times throughout the film
>subtitles are outright lies
>
Chase Torres
>movie opening
>Studio logo/sequence is in theme/mood/ambience of the kino
Juan Morales
Signs of lame-o, you mean.
Isaac Flores
>said montage is of physical training
Ryan Barnes
>opening credits
>word after word
Parker Taylor
>movie is a sheinberg production
Parker Ortiz
Can Criterion even cope?
Hudson Collins
>show is on TLC
Isaac Sullivan
sounds good to me
Henry Long
based and ol' 55 pilled
Christian Wilson
>cover has only title in it with a b&w mockup of something
Logan Roberts
>Written by Dan Schneider
kino inbound
Eli Jenkins
>"based on real life events"
Michael Torres
Can't believe Nick gave him the greenlight on broadcasting his foot fetish.
Nathaniel Anderson
Nick who?
Kevin Carter
user
Jaxson Campbell
>this guy shows up
Cameron Hernandez
>movie's opening sequence starts with a stabilising shot
>at night
Kayden Rodriguez
>movie was straight to VHS/DVD
>people pictured on the cover look nothing like anyone actually in the movie
>and/or
>location pictured on the cover looks nothing like anything in the movie
80s horror sure had a lot of these kinos
Adrian Murphy
>XYZ films
Incoming kino
Cooper Parker
what kino
Eli Harris
>montage with the protagonist singing a song referenced earlier in the movie acappella
Aaron Scott
>its a cooking scene
Lucas Cruz
Julian Long
>studio fired the director when they saw it
Alexander Brooks
>tasteful use of synthwave
>director trusts the audience to have some patience and builds atmosphere
>violence/weird shit is shown as explicitly as possible in detail
>the gos
>choreography shows off legitimately skillful acts
>director isn't afraid to go raw as all everloving fuck so long as it inst forced
>sensitivity/innocence inst shied away from but isn't propped up to religious proportions
>major emphasis on subtle dynamics of human connection
>raw masculinity and traditional femininity isn't shied away from and manages to add depth to personality
>autistic attention to detail
>director takes an idea/direction and just fucking runs with it
>setting is completely oblivious to real life political climate
Nathan Perry
Jose Nelson
>no shot of soles
Samuel White
I gotchu family
Michael Perry
The Cube used dutch angles and sucked ass.
Joshua Russell
>Villain screams like a little bitch when they get hurt
Brayden Campbell
Fund it
Noah Torres
>movie has doggers
Thomas Jenkins
what kino
Ethan Cox
>soundtrack is a woman wailing in latin or greek
I need more of this, please tell me more of this type of kino
Colton Barnes
yikes