This is the new onions boy

have sex

It's reddit/discord and they will try and deflect it and blame it on /pol/fags but they are here and have a foothold with their capeshit/got/star wars generals

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This.

to trigger sexually frustrated people. It does succeed in turning threads into a long back and forth of 'have sex' and 'dilate' I guess

wiggle

Once you have sex you will understand.

Going on Yea Forums is like inoculation against this sort of thing. I started posting "have sex". At some point, it will become meaningless and roasties will be unable to shame anyone for not having sex. It will become a meaningless insult.
Or some counter-meme will emerge. For example, in response to "BLACKED" there was "SHITTED" where the phalli in the BLACKED images were replaced with turds, so it looked like the women were shitting out their vagina or sucking shit.
Ruined BLACKED.

yeah but what is the point of this?
literally meaningless, could be anything, something like
>"eat dinner"

>What should the filter be?
any of these:

>I don't know
>I didn't do anything
>I don't remember

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(cont)
Also have sex.
Above, I meant that I have /also/ started posting "have sex".

It't s tie in to the incel thing, disagree with me you're an incel have sex, etc.

>For example, in response to "BLACKED" there was "SHITTED" where the phalli in the BLACKED images were replaced with turds, so it looked like the women were shitting out their vagina or sucking shit.
No wonder, squeeze your eyes and black dick looks like piece of turd.

go dilate

one could simply eat dinner to Feed. perhaps Have sex could be distilled to Fuck

tfw an Yea Forums meme works all of Yea Forums into a seething shoot

Only retards think that the problem with Arya killing the night king is because she is a woman, and unfortunately those retards still post here. If aryas story was centered around the night king from the start, it would make sense and be perfectly fine. What I was expecting this season was for Arya to assassinate Cersei in a “guess which person in Cersei’s court is arya” sequence. But no, she does a big jump stab (while screaming which isn’t stealthy by the way) and ended the most important conflict in the show like it was nothing.

Have abstinence

Rape bitches

The implication is that the poster doesn't have sex and that this, rather than any valid complaint or clearheaded logic or even reasonable to expect human emotion, is the cause of their position. It's a form of social shaming and demoralisation. Like "Your view will not be heard. You wasted time writing out a post. You're low status. You wouldn't even think what you do if you were successful.".
Have sex.

The only correct answer

You can report posts for being low quality but you can't report all of 'em

Report posts.

Unironically reddit.

suggestions: use protection, stay wholesome, unsubscribe to pewdiepie, and i forgot to dilate.

This is as self aware as all of the libshits who think their use of the word "triggered" is meaningful or effective bantz.

I've started "have sex" posting too but I always include more words than that to make it blatantly satirical. Just say "have sex" along with something really stupid and stereotypically reddit or tumblr.

Fuck bitches
Get money

Have a nice day

>thread instantly flooded with incels asking for it to be filtered or removed
best meme in a while desu

This new meme is lame. You just know that every autistic person is wielding it like a weapon, despite the uncomfortable fact that they will never have sex with another human.

Read a book

Came here to say this or
>have fuck & suck

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Have sex

based

don't reply to me faggot

How about it filters to:
I'm a flaming faggot.

I take it back don't have a nice day

>new

>What should the filter be?
"kill niggers"

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t. Slant-eyed chink.

Go fuck your father's wife

Dumb frog poster

based

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>Ruined BLACKED
Lol no it didn't

You're just angry because your life is such a disappointment

Just as good as having sex, too!! Based frogbro!

Incel incel virgin have sex tranny discord tranny kino based sneed jannies

I like Yea Forums's persistence in solving these problems. And it only takes one person to get it right. To me, "SHITTED" was at least on the level of coming up with a proof for Pythagoras's theorem.
Yea Forums has been working on the Jonah Goldberg response problem for years.

You too. - This user has sex, clearly. -

to make incels seethe

What year did you start browsing Yea Forums?

Just did. It was not bad, not bad at all.

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have sex
incel
tranny
discord
reddit
and all the other ESL memes

should just be filtered to

XXXX

>disappointment
no because i m not a nigger

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have sex

You need to remove yourself from this world because you aren't worth anything

this is your brain on /pol/

>What should the filter be?
Bump.
Would be funny.

How could they possibly censor that and all its variants? People HAVE SEX in movies all the time. How are we supposed to talk about it if it's censored?

based finna Yea Forums working all of Yea Forums AND reddit with our memes

Thanks mate.

Have sex.

Block sex.

strong women

subscribe to pewdiepie

Stupid child faggot. Kill yourself

Based and redpilled

We'll just say they fucked.

yikes

>What should the filter be?
ding-dong-diddly

Have sex

half sex

Your mother fucked her brother and that's why you're this socially awkward

all me btw

Just remember, the people who say "have sex" or "incel" are most likely purple haired lesbians or balding chinlet soiboys. Either way, they're both fucking fat chicks - and it's not as impressive as they think it is.

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shitposting used to mean something

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Based and has had sex

well, of course. they tell others because they cant have it

If you're bothered by not having sex that much you should have sex.

Why does it upset cancerous tourists that weren't on Yea Forums until who they believe is spamming it made it possible for them to post here?

>it's not as impressive as they think it is
nigga fucking fat chicks is the most kino way of fucking chicks

NO THATS ALL ME

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Mods, honestly shouldn't filter anything. s-o-y-b-o-y

wtf s󠀀oyboy is wordfiltered?

have sex

No, basedboy is

onions

>not knowing about the real threat of the onion bois
Sad

Your sister is a fat cunt, and yet she was still blessed with the 'good genes'.

Oh my, how the standards have dropped

this specific one stemmed from captain marvel so perhaps it should have something to do with ms fungletoes manchin

>have sex
>have sex
>have sex
Have YOU ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and cuddle and the bed is too hot and also sweaty and the combined body heat is too much and the bed gets overheated and they sort of think they're you're friend now but they're not your friend. The second after you cum I'm just disgusted by them anyways but they don't want to be alone because they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

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To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die—to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th'oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of dispriz'd love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th'unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovere'd country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action.

deez nuts HA GOTTEEEEM

The whole 'have sex' craze is only for the intellectually incapable. Pity these fools

Shakespeare is a batty man

if you're so smart then why can't you have sex?

play gex

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Honestly no joke actually spouting some real truth here

He was a slave to the runny cunny

No one actually wants it tho. They're settling because they feel they have to and anyone can do that.

Finger me.

Eat dinner

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sóy got banned because too many of the reddit expats getting brought on as mods and janitors resemble the remark, and were legitimately upset by it
"have sex" is something they'd ironically use in an argument, however, and thus it will remain

Just say "I do."
Bam, problem solved. They have nothing after that.

having sex with yourself doesn't count Jonah

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>sóy got banned because too many of the reddit expats getting brought on as mods and janitors resemble the remark, and were legitimately upset by it
The mod that added it to the filter has been part of this site longer than you've known about it and he did it over a keyboard
Go back tourist

Why a bitter shitty roastie
Why'd she do that

Cope harder non sex haver

What about your mom?

This and it can’t happen soon enough

absolutely based, you should really do this Hiro.

Landwhale detected. Did I insult your boyfriend?

have kids

gingermod was probably here before me too, doesn't make him any less of a reddit expat and one of the reasons why this board in particular is garbage
but then again
whatever, sóyboy