>¡Órale! >You ever notice that what people do (X) like thiiiiiiis *starts slowly walking around the stage like Frankenstein* >But Chicanos....we do (X) like THIIIIIIIIIIS! *starts flailing his limbs while moving manically around the stage with shit and piss pouring out of every orifice*
thats not his act at all though. George Lopez's act is/was
>You member when we were es poor and stupido? Ya you member!
Mason Mitchell
all my friends
Jack Taylor
>AYO HOL' UP! >Ya'll evuh notice how wypipo (X) like this!? *starts dancing the robot* >But BLACK PEOPLE......we (X) like THIS! *pulls his pants down and starts thrusting his pelvis back and forth, making loud moans with every thrust*
As a proud member of the Mestizo MasterRace, I hope George Lopez gets thrown off a helicopter.
Sebastian Morgan
You want me to do it right now right now or later later
Jason Cox
now
Jeremiah Bennett
Greetings camaradá
Noah Scott
Observational humor, which is and always will be funny. Especially compared to >tfw too intelligent "christians, republicans and WHITE guys ruin everything, am I right?" guy
>What do Pagans do? Let's find out! >Have you ever noticed that Christians do (X) like this? *puts a bucket onto this head and runs into a tree* >But Pagans.....we do (X) like this *drives several hours from his property in rural France to the Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris and lights the place on fire*
>WHEN I WAS LEETL I USED TO GET DE CHANCLA WHY U CRY FOR *hits shoe*
CHANCLA
Eddie murphy is like this fag but actually funny
Wyatt Lopez
Hated all his stand up but watched his sitcom because of the wife and daughter.
George seems like a huge bitch online but i gaave his new (now cancelled) sitcom a chance. It's surprisingly comfy and pretty based with sjw subjects. Dude even tried to fuck his daughter from the old sitcom.
So anyway, I was with my friends. We're all fat you know, one of us is pudgy, another is gordo. You know what they call me? Fluffy. And then we got one friend who's all DAAAAAAMN. We're just screwing around until [normal situation]. Things are going well until [friend does something stupid/something goes wrong]. So [sound effect]. And then [situation gets resolved until a friend fucks it up] but [things are resolved in the end]