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Arya is the best character in game of thrones, prove me wrong
I haven't watched anything besides battle clips since the red wedding, and I'm very content with that as an ending to the series
/got/
Hot Pie exists.
Reminder Arya killing the Night King thematically makes the most sense out of any character and you only hated it because she's a woman.
yasss kween slaeeey
Reminder that the Fat Man has spent more time writing about football in the last 8 years than he has writing TWOW.
Literally everyone ITT did the soiface when Arya appeared from the shadows they just won't admit it later.
i feel sorry for maisie getting bullied like this, it's not like she wrote the episode
>IS THIS YOUR QUEEN?
I don't want to fuck Hot Pie as much as Arya.
Here's your Khaleesi, bro
This is NK.
The great threat to the world of Westeros that overshadows the game of thrones with his army of the dead and rides an undead dragon that breathes blue flames.
He was killed by a little girl below the age of 20 and never made it past Winterfeel.
Say something nice to him.
DAILY REMINDER
Bran was the NK till the moment before Theon's death. Jon should have killed the NK because that was part of Westeros' mythology( the original NK was killed by his brother, which was a Lord Stark back then). Arya killing the NK was a literal theft of fate, and D&D should pay for that crime.
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Feels bad man
The fuck?
I hated it because it happened way too soon and leaves nowhere for the show to go unless there is some huge twist like brann becomes a walker or something
>When you realize you should have dropped the show when his head dropped.
So if the Night King had just spent literally 5 seconds grabbing a bit of real armor off the thousands of corpses he had instead of his paper mache shit he would have been unstoppable?
*ahem*
Read this
Does it deserve a 10/10, /got/?
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Wrong, I'd rather Sansa have fucking killed the Night King.
And no, your little death argument is not justification in a story about Ice and FIRE. There is no Fire in your supposed thematic, only Ice.
>The Long Night
>lasts less than 1 night
nice
Remember that perfectly written, amazingly directed and superbly executed scene, when Tyrion coerces the staff of Queen Daenerys who he met 2 episodes before, into drinking and making jokes? 10 minutes of making badly written jokes?
Chu chu chu from Season 4 is Oscar worthy in comparison
>EVERY MAN WE LOSE IS ANUVVA RECRUIT FOR DUH NAHT KING'S ARMEH
>NOW DANY GET YER DOFFRAKI LADS TA CHARGE THE BASTIDS
how does the knife fall parallel to the ground when the holding hand would have it like 45 degrees off parallel at closest and there is negligible rotation?
He will appear alive in the next episode, won't he?
I MISS THIS NIGGA LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
How, she found out about the white walkers like the week before the battle
assassin magic, sweaty.
>season 5
>season 6
>season 7
>season 8
Why didn't they just fill the trenches with water? It has been established in both the books and the show that the wights and WW can't cross water.
>slept for about 4h last night
>woke up at 5am to do some shit for the gf because im a pretty nice guy at the end of the day
>its currently 2:30 am and im STILL not in bed
Why am I such a raging imbecile /got/?
>Valyrian steel dagger vs a tiny metal toothpick any man above the age of 15 could snap with his bare hands
Reminder that Waymar Royce was a true hero who kept his vows and died a man of the Night's Watch, unlike the bastard Jon Snow and the coward Samwell Tarley, both oathbreakers who deserve to hang for their crimes.
Water from where
shhhhh
The first few seasons are held in high regard even here, but they're not perfect, they contain literally no clues to the series' big reveal of Jon's parentage. A bigger deal should've been made of Rhaegar and Lyanna as characters, since they already decidedly didn't show any of the flashbacks/dream sequences/visions that had all the clues in the books.
A narrow blade makes it easier to stab into something than a broad dagger friendo.
Unfortunately, he won't.
1st for Bessie
SHAE DA FUNNY WHORE
Didn't have time, they weren't even finished with the preparations before they were almost on them.
In reality since they can't cross water and the Wall has magic, if Jon had never worried about them, they could have held them at the wall long enough to massively thin their numbers, while also sending word back to the rest of Westeros to ban together, and they could have easily prepared and dealt with them at that point. Jon is single-handedly responsible for the Wall's destruction, Dany losing a Dragon and the NK getting Viserion, and so much more.
Ned's duty got him killed, Jon's duty got nearly everyone else killed.
>nice milkers
>hips and thighs of a boy
I doubt they had time to dig a deep enough trench to sink wights. Also they'd probably do the same tactic of filling it up with corpses to pass across it.
Also what about last season with those 2 wights who jumped out of the water dragging Tormund back with them?
Why does Sansa look like she's been maced?
name?
>plastic tits and no ass
that's peak american woman
TMATH THA BEETULS
A narrow blade also needs spacing to pierce correctly and the proper strength/dexterity so it doesn't snap in two.
Did she know that Bran was using his greenseer powers to see her naked
Not really, just a furrowed brow.
wow even women can have a :O face
Reminder that when Stannis is told by Jon to burn all the dead before nightfall because Jon has seen some spooky stuff, this is how Stannis reacts. He doesn’t mock Jon like the women characters do, he doesn’t demand proof, he doesn’t write Jon off as opportunistic; Stannis is genuinely spooked as well and I assume follows through with burning them.
He was the only king to take it seriously. THE KING THAT CARED
KINO
She was use to her brother doing it.
The rivers. The snow. The nearby lake..
She didn't know shit. She was dragged along by two psychos who could see the time stream into undead lands where she was nearly raped and watch anybody she had pretty much gotten close to die in some form.
>He was the only king to take it seriously. THE KING THAT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHD....
Fixed fren
She had to hold his dick out of the way to wipe the shit from his asshole she literally doesn’t give a fuck about bran. I bet she mocked his baby dick and told him how much she loved riding Hodor
Nyyuuurrr...neowitenz
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
If "dropping one's jaw open in shock and disgust" counts as basedface, then I guess you're correct.
Meera used Jojen to see Bran naked?
Thats exactly why its not written in plural based retard bro
Not when the dagger is made out of some bullshit metal that doesn't actually exist pal. Have sex.
The only king I believe in
Fuck and I thought I was trolling but goddamn dude this is fucking funny
yeah, it's a noh from me
Somehow they had time to make millions of spikes for the trenches and fill them with oil or whatever.
Regardless of what you think of Stannis is death was done incredibly poorly.
Post your actual face when Arya appeared behind the Night King
>NK never got to draw his sword
He he he
NED SHE'S FERTILE YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON MEANT FOR HER
She could’ve and should’ve refused to shoot that scene but she has no integrity as an actor she just wants the fame and fortune
Was Jojen actually just Bran constantly warging into him to get his hot sister to drag him out beyond the Wall?
Those two wights could have been dealt with. All they need is something to halt them at bay and kill off any daredevils.
She even said she didn’t think it made sense. Not her fault at all.
>tfw we never got "dance with me then"
Yes and they likely weren't anywhere close to their finished preparations considering their shoddy strategy and battle formation, hastily put together weapons, dragonglass still laying everywhere stores,etc.
All aaagggghhhh....posters are disillusioned Stannismen at heart, user
The only """reaction""" that matters
>thinking D&D would ever actually do anything other than pander to the lowest common denominator.
Do you guys think Bran warged into a girl just to play with her(his) fat tits?
2013 was so long ago holy shit I remember
>THE KING THAT CARED
Based rightful king
>So this is what it's come to huh? How ironically and actually bittersweet.
Yes.
Is that Brie Larson or Anna Paquin? It makes sense to be cheese, but it's throwing me a touch
Because Sansa the character had been expecting to marry every teenage girl's hearthrob: Loras Tyrell, the Knight of Flowers.
And then she's engaged to
>A FUCKING DWARF
As an Atheist that loves Stannis, this one hurts the most. I hope hell is actually real now just so D&D can burn for eternity with me there. Fuck these idiots.
Do you think anyone in the Citadel will believe Sam if he sends a letter explaining that the Army of the Dead totally invaded Westeros and was about to wipe out the only army in front of them, but then a ninja girl killed their leader and they all exploded?
Based
daily reminder that Stannis is never coming back because his actor hated the shit out of the show and was glad that his role was over and done so
This is why any user-generated rating is shit. Normies just vote on how many epic moments made them go :0
Skin turned green
Nose turned red and round
Imagine what could have been
We live in a clown world after all
No, but there are enough witnesses still alive as of now that can also vouch.
Because D&D wrote him like a wet potato and he had no idea what the fuck he was doing 90% of the time so he just improvised.
Khaleesi, just the tip. Please.
>fill trenches with water
>water freezes into ice in the cold
>White Walkers walk across ice and kill everyone
I so want it to be true that the leak is real and that Stannis will come back but I know it isn't.
I hope Dave and Dan answer for their crimes.
LE ULTIMATE KEK
>blogs
Can type all the shit you want
>books
Have to carefully think of a coherent story and a intriguing plot.
Can’t type whatever shit you want.
No fucking shit blogposts would have more words than fucking books.
GRMM has a life outside you incel, have sex.
>BHAHAHAHAHA THE LEAKS WERE REAL AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
>When Jorah gets cucked in the afterlife because he was a just man in the end and went to Heaven while Mad Queen Dany goes to Hell to burn with her murder barbarian Drogo
This guy is a comedian who was dubbed btw. He's danish and unironically has the worst accent ive ever heard. Laughed pretty hard during that scene desu
>Khaleesi... please... just let me suck on those milkers... just for a second...
baste
Now that's what I call subverted expectations
>K-Khaleesi, please... take a shit on my chest before I die
THANK THE GODS
i would gladly lick her soles every day
>Khaleesi, it's getting cold... please, put your ass on my face to warm me in my final moments... and hike up your dress so that I can sniff your asshole just a bit.... Khaleesi please, I'm dying... just this once...
How can a woman be so blessed in her bosom and so unfortunate in her hips?
If only they had a source of heat that could prevent the trenches from freezing.
Something that can generate fire with its fucking mouth
Jorah could have killed the Night King even quicker than Arya if Dany had promised him pussy as a reward.
why didn't jon and dany just fly the dragons to the NK's base and blow up the base?
Why didn’t the Dothraki have dragonglass weapons?
Why didn’t the night king just wait until the army of the dead finished everyone off?
me and my friends :)
Magic.
No wait, plastic surgery.
Does she eat hot cheetos with her feet?
Yes, lets spend all night wasting Drogon and Rhaegal's energy in order to burn the fucking trench and evaporate all the water we just built up, or at the very least scorch the fucking ground beyond recognition.
>focus on BESSIE
tapped
Woulda been done in season 6
>the NK's base
what are you talking about?
Powerlevels
>Jorah (Khaleesilusted)>>>>>>>>Arya with High Ground >>>>>NK>>>Dragons>>>>Everyone fucking else
>when we find out Jorah actually was Arya and Arya switched their faces at the end
>tfw Dany is so upset by his fake death she denies it forever and he kills her and becomes Azor Ahai truly
Shut up and turn off your brain
>Yeah, JOrah, I will let you take advantage of me, only this time
>farewell, my loyal soldier
>DANY GETS UP AND SITS ABOVE JORAH'S HEAD
>"Dracarys"
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
why are they so red?
>Khaleesilusted
We have to have two Jorahs.
>Jorah getting the pussy from Dany >>> Jorah having to protect Dany and they fight to the death together with their son >>> High Ground Arya
This was my face
Holy shit I didn’t realize this copy pasta was so old. When did it start?
The night king warged into Bran before "dying"
Consume media. No questions. Question bad. Eat up fatty.
Should have been Kaio-Khaleesi
The baby inside Dany is Jorah's
How would you react?
>His wife was a greedy bitch that made him resort to selling slaves just to please her tastes
>She dies without redemption, meaning Jorah is double cucked as Khal Drogo's Khalasar turn her into Hell's bicycle
his base in the land of always winter, that's the source of the magic.
XD
I guess that’s fine. If that was the actual end to the night king, it was a shit end full stop.
I'd give my life for Stannis
Didn’t he beat Jaime in a tournament because his his first wife gave him her favour?
Khaleesinstinct
Fucking plebs.
Cheering
Cope. Have sex
I think it was a tie but they gave jorah the win
>thank you my queen
The mormonts need an heir for bear island because Lyanna was too stupid to go to the crypts. Also how did she transmogrify her axe into a sword?
>make armor covered in dragonglass
>run into middle of skeletrons
>let them all come at you
Who do we cheer for anymore lads?
>KHALEESI-KEN
HE'S COMING BACK BROS
THE LEAKS ARE TRUE
Yes. Jorah beat Jaime to win her hand. Then he met Dany who reminded him of her, had a crush, then an obsession, then he learned what love actually was and wanted her to just succeed and be happy.
Props to Jorah, best Saiyan.
team meteor
>>"Dracarys"
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
All those bodies after the battle. Imagine the smell.
Jorah won in the end. It took 9 broken lances to finally knock down Jaime.
It had some 10/10 moments and some 1/10 moments. I enjoyed many parts but the bad bits overshadow the rest too much.
Renly should receive more love in /got/.
/got/, show your love to yur handsome king.
I'm cheering for Davos.
He is a fool and a pretender but he a cute.
Hahahahahahahaha
Top tier webm user
Me on the right
why does nobody talk about anything in-depth anymore here? it's all just shitty memes/copypastas/shitposting. where do i go for actual discussion?
What fucking ending do you people want? Jon getting so angry at the Night King that he unlocks his Super Targaryen form and becomes a blond super warrior and defeats him with an energy blast?
My king
>trips
>hell’s bicycle
Kek
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Is that her ass or the music?
Cheer for whatever makes the soibois have the most exaggerated reactions so we can laugh at them
That pic would literally be a better ending
Based on what we had up to this point?
I honestly wanted Dany to win the Throne, get that out of the way and the NKs come, and Jorah having to kill Dany/Nissa Nissa to stop the threat. That's what I wanted and Jorah takes over the Throne.
You can all say its stupid, but its better than this shit by fucking far.
They had so much foreshadowing in season 7 of Dany getting pregnant but there doesn’t seem to be enough time for her to have a baby before dying unless there’s some time skip
Why can’t people just let it go
...
Dany is still a whore since she slept with Jon too, but I'd cheer for Jorah and we'd have one last cub instead of an empty den.
Traitor
What leak user? You gave me additional hope I didn't know I still had
No , but it definitely isn't a 1/10 either . I'd say a 5/10 is a proper rating for this episode
Oh man I’m dying at this post What’s there to discuss?
She has a baby then Drogo comes back and murders manlet Snow.
>the red wedding happened 6 years ago
Here's something for the future, saved in based JPG so it can go down in quality just like the show.
have sex
>accepting official lore as "canon"
NPC small brain
>accepting alternate theories as canon
big brain
>disregarding official lore and story entirely and reading Ashara Dayne/Ned Stark happy life fanfics
universe brain
if you mean the show, there's nothing to discuss. For the books go here asoiaf.westeros.org
>Following the steps of Better Call Saul, HBO announces the spin-off series "Adventures of Ser Bronn"
>The series follows the character as Lord of Blackwater and all his cunning and charm as new nobility in Westeros turf
> Tonights episode: what will Ser Bronn do to contain the expansion of a nearby tribe?
kane
Her ass IS the music
Cope. Have sex
Thank you based user
>Bronx searches for the elusive bad pussy episode
>Cucked by his big bro
>what is simmering
You only need to keep the water from freezing over. The dragons blow on it every hour or so while also killing off a ring of wights standing at the edge to it.
Just keep an eye out for the Night King and his lance.
Degenerate newfag brainlet retard here, can someone explain the "and who, are you" Meme to me? I thought that song was okay
Correct answer, well done you
Brandon was only interested in fishpussy
How would /got/ realistically react if Stannis truly did come back?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
We'd probably have a situation like Yea Forums did with Code Geass and Checkmate.
>tfw the final villains are some divorced alcoholic cool wine aunt cat lady and a grungy biker dude who still thinks he's gonna make it big as a rock star with a band
these are the most Gen X villains i could possibly imagine
I dont want that shit character to come back. Gimme littlefinger
not sure what meme you mean desu, pretty sure everyone regards the song as being the best song from the show
Your final villains are Kronika/Cersei and Kano/Euron, who will be defeated by Cage/Jon and Sonya/Dany.
I was still smirking from when Bran told Theon that he was a "good man"
It’s called Game of Thrones, dumbass.
>We got more Tyrion/Sansa than Theon/Sansa
>Bran didn't give Theon the fucking dagger instead
Retarded.
infinite
KINO
THE KING THAT CARED!
>THE KING THAT CARED
THE KING THAT CARED
>THE KING THAT CARED
Which still built up for 8 seasons Jon vs. NK.
>lost is called lost so the show should've been 20 seasons of people wandering around in a forest, completely lost.
We looked for you in the catalog.
Glad to see someone has some sense.
>Show is just named after the first book but still has to do with the entire plot which is called ASOIAF
HMMM
>creates an ultimate villain
>ultimate villain gets killed by a goblin
>ultimate villains became a short-haired whore and sea retard
Honestly, that shit gets more nonsense everytime I think about it.
so given that both The Mountain and The Hound exist in some form and chances are the next battle will be between whatever is left of the Northen armies and Cercei's forces, we're pretty much guaranteed cleganebowl right?
at this point it kinda seems like fanfiction to tell the truth
code geass returned?
I'm talking about 2008, or was it 07? Pretty sure it was 08. Also yeah its got some shitty reboot where Shirley lives or some shit.
What are the new leaks saying bros? Is Stannis coming back?
As much as I would love that, Dillane isn't coming back.
Cleganebowl is so far past making sense it has become retarded fan service to hope for it. Back to plebbit.
Yes, did you doubt, man of weak faith? He is the King that cares!!!!
Its why we here at the Bowl Ceremonies have proposed a new idea.
Baratheonbowl: Stannis vs. Gendry
DON'T THINK
woe to the usurper if we had been
No she only said she thought she'd get hate for it
Why is there a night king but not a night queen? How did he have children?
Book Doran talks a big game, but does he actually do anything other than send Arianne to Aegon?
Darkstar was the only interesting thing about that shitty Dorne arc
America.
>thinking retarded fanservice isn’t going to happen in current year GoT
They overused it one season by having multiple episodes end with it, so it became a meme that D&D would have it play in any scene even if it had nothing to do with the Lannisters.
She'd have been fired and replaced, you can't just pout and get your way, now how it works.
Emilia Clark was the one disheartened by her script and didn't think it made sense. She spent hours wondering around drunk on wine after she read it.
Hopefully that sea retard was just pretending to be retarded the whole time because otherwise this series is fucked.
No, Euron is just crazy. In the books he regularly raped his little brother when he was a child, went out to sea, basically got hooked on warlock shit, and continued going insane.
Um yeah. He and Oberyn have been planning shit for ages and like they said, they planned the marriage with Viserys and whatnot.
Sarella Sand is in the Citadel while another Sand Snake is disguised as a septa. And Tywin was probably poisoned on the orders of Doran, but we'll never know.
Besides, we saw far too little of Doran as of yet.
I fucking love Theon, and I'm glad the actor who got to play him is so good, one of the best actors in the cast imo.
He's a magical fucking being made of ice. This is not the problem with the episode. The NK brushing dragonfire off is the least of the episodes problems.
Idk they'll probably say something about Valyrian steel being able to pierce armor or something
>Here's your GoT final villains
Kek
really jogs the noggin
I feel kind of torn about the way he died. But his redemption arc did finish so I'm glad for that
If you flamethrower a block of ice what happens
Just admit it NK is a Targ
The high point of this thread.
Cersei isn't -that- insane.
>D&D would replace Arya last season
Kek nice dream
>Not a Brap
>But a Brapleesi
>Cleganebowl is so far past making sense it has become retarded fan service to hope for it.
>smilingmerchants.f90
shortened it to shit, great work idiot
of course she is, she killed the night king! :))))))))))))
cant wait for more butthurt when Arya kills Cersei
Why would we be mad when we not only expect it but but expect nothing of value anymore?
early by 3 edition
ahv seen da naht keng
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/ourguy/ is coming back bros
Yeah, for sure that guy knows how to act. Unfortunately his death was shadowed by the 'me no on, me stabby stab' moment..
if they had casted a loli she would be perfect
>how many epic moments made them go :0
They were completely right, though.
Our mistake was injecting any more meaning to this show, when D&D all along intended this to be nothing more than a ":O" reaction face generator
They've already started calling people who want more payoff to the NK story immature. The revisionism that says "GoT is about the politics all along" is already begun.
Pretty soon nobody will remember this show as anything other than house of cards with swords. And they'd be completely right about it.
Christ they look afraid already
Here I am stuck listening to Roy dotrice
>MEYRIN FUCKING TRANT
>Freys
>Littlefinger
>NK
>Cersei
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
What's there to be torn about, dude carried hard when his redshirts died and died the most satisfying death second to Jorah, everyone else dies in a lame way.
HE LIVES
>HE LIVES
there is no way d&d are actually such hacks, but I would honestly apologize if they make it happen
We aren’t gonna get any more boobs and pussy this season, are we?
>GoT used to be joked about as being softcore porn in the early seasons
Just another distant memory
For me it felt pretty much brushed aside
>only nudity we got aside from goblina was from Bronn fucking some whores
Based fucking Bronn
If anything more dicks like that closeup two seasons ago
still not her kill
I think we're getting more feet
Prophecies are tricky business and are often misinterpreted. Jon was never meant to kill the Night King, only gather the forces and the perfect scenario in which to have someone kill him. He is their Commander and Leader.
art is not a democracy
My guess what would happen with Cersei with a NK win.
Cresei gets news of North's destruction
Cersei:Excellent! Holiday for everyone.
News comes in about dead moving south and growing
Euron/GC/Qyuburn: Yo, big zombie army.
Cersei: This is fine.jpg
Shit gets worse
Euron/GC/Qyuburn: You going to do something about this shit?
Cersei: All according to plan.
Euron/GC/Qyburn nope.avi across the sea
Cersei: Traitors!
Dead fall upon King's Landing and burst down the throne room's doors.
Cersei: At least I have my mountain
Mountain's eyes turn blue
Cersei: Why does everyone betray me?
I dont think theres been any foot fetish scenes in the show tho
>"now it ends"
>scene is literally the last high note of the series
pottery
Yes, but the thing that the user was talking about is the where somebody made a illegal chess move and literally every thread on Yea Forums was about that.
Faggot
>Nothing like the sight of a woman walkin' away
Sams an ass man.
lmao cleganebowl was always fanservice bs. and that's why it is likely.
>male protag and female protag get together despite the fact that there is zero chemistry and jon snow is a stoic type who would hate daenerys irl
>little anime assassin girl omae wa mo shinderu's the big bad
>sam still alive
>tyrion and sansa's little moment in the crypt
>lyanna mormont stronk martyr kills giant, her and jorah literally never acknowledge each other despite how much sense it would make, because it would just confuse the viewers who weren't spoonfed the fact they're relatives
all instances of fan service. the show is finally shitty enough for cleganebowl to happen.
This is true
That last one is stupid, there's a scene in the episode before it where he tells her not to be on the front lines because she's fucking 12 and she goes all stronk woman on him but they acknowledge it nonetheless
i know what you're talking but i don't remember it being jorah. but if it was that's not nearly enough. something along the lines of him saying you are the last of our house please don't do this. and she straight up should not have been there. like no one told jon hey dude this little girl wants to fight zombies could you talk her out of it i think she likes you. jon didn't have time for that?