ITT: characters that are literally you
ITT: characters that are literally you
>anime will never be kino again
Time to rewatch eva for the 50th time
NO character will ever "literally" be you
Evangelion is overrated
What if it's the film adaptation of my autobiography, huh? What then, poindexter?
Literally me
ITT: Ah bloo bloo Im a lonely incel I just wish a girl would literally offer herself to me naked without any prior social contact with her so I can treat her like shit kys faggots
Bojak horseman
why are nips such cuckolds?
Congrats on never watching Evangelion. Shinji is literally a volcel.
Bryce did nothing wrong
You're a big guy
you arent though
There's a lot of projection coming from this post
Nigger
Pic related is literally me
That's a mighty big "if" there, chief. If some Yea Forums turboautist makes it that far I'll amend my post but until then...
Good posts
>"Haha, you're a big guy for me, user! Now stop being a fag and hop in, bro"
Why didn't he just crush her puss? He would legitimately have felt better.
That's gonna be me and my dad on Sunday during endgame awwwyea
Imagine being the kind of person who says things like "Shinji is such a pussy, he gets to pilot giant robots and is surrounded by hot women all day, what a little bitch" unironically
Arnold's human shield in total recall
He could easily do that with Asuka but doesnt
Asuka is an awful person that he felt nothing but pity for.
fuckin animefags fuck off
based
No shit sherlock
> always been big peep show fan
> introduce my first real girlfriend to it
> she really likes it
> a few episodes in she turns to me and says
> "you really relate to Mark don't you?"
> she dumps me not long after
I absolutely relate to Mark, he is my spirit animal
kys reifag
Literally me.
How the fuck do you remove your pants that quickly
Are you me?
>DAE LE BEING LONELY AND HORNY?!
so anime brainlets think kino is the equivalent to a blink182 song in cartoon form
calm down
That’s actually spot on lmao
What Anno mean by this?
Celibate: a person who abstains from marriage and sexual relations
You're a fucking retard for using "volcel"
Volcel only counts if you don’t jerk off. Anyone who claims to be volcel yet faps is just coping
embarrassing post, try not to sound so triggered next time
Have sex
BOY
I got a haircut and asked the chinaman lady to give me a mullet and she did not do that task
good to see a fellow br
>anons claim shinji is literally them
>they are not sexually confuse
he's the most relatable character as a bifag tbqh
What kind of bi are you?
Lingual.
cycle
furcated
You stink
For me, it’s the joker. Intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor.
Unironically pic related.
should I watch evangelion
onahole > roastie
Bryce did nothing wrong.
yeah
Unironically this
sneed
should be
characters "who" are literally you
not "that"
have sex