James Bond

Secretly pounded

That's the one, I completely forgot about it.

James Bond Quarter-Pound with cheese?

Someone edit sneed and chuck instead of the 007 and the burger

Pierced and Pounded

This is it

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Based

Have sex

Last night I Architect Randy-Bobandied your sister

Easy

I did one week ago

Last night I and your sister watched Goldeneye while eating checkout fastfood

Did his uggo wife film that?

did his wife get fat before or after this meme was created?

In my most humblest of opinions it's

007 Tier
>Dr. No
>From Russia With Love
>Goldfinger
>The Spy Who Loved Me
>OHMSS
>Licence To Kill
>Casino Royale (2006)

Quartermaster Tier
>You Only Live Twice
>Live and Let Die
>The Living Daylights
>Goldeneye
>Skyfall

Average Tier
>Thunderball
>Man With the Golden Gun
>For Your Eyes Only
>World is Not Enough

Camp/Fun/Shit Tier
>Diamonds are Forever
>Moonraker
>Octopussy
>View to A Kill
>Quantum of Solace
>Spectre

Just Shit Tier
>Tomorrow Never Dies

Die Another Day Tier
>Die Another Day

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What does this actually mean. Or is theres nothing but meme answers

what the fuck, is this actually the "right" answer?

Last night I steamed your sister's clam.

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ask your sister

Silently pounded

MOMMY

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listen, spectre was alright

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that's a fair rank, though I might put QoS up to average. it suffered from being the titular secret agent franchise at the time every military/spy movie had to be really moody and dark, it was still ok though, a lot of the action was dope

casino royale is still the best of nubond, though skyfall was pretty good too. not sure what the hell they were going for with spectre

wait about 200 replies and someone will post something that makes sense, I dunno what the hell it's actually supposed to be though, if anything

These are the only correct answers.

Best Bond themes in no particular order

The Bond theme
youtube.com/watch?v=U9FzgsF2T-s

The Spy Who Loved Me
youtube.com/watch?v=7__rt0hRm8s

Goldfinger
youtube.com/watch?v=6D1nK7q2i8I

Live and Let Die
youtube.com/watch?v=b07Z_qfchFk

Licence To Kill
youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8_LTu07Jo

Goldeneye
youtube.com/watch?v=4hGQ97tCTOs

For Your Eyes Only
youtube.com/watch?v=8kNksLL0sv

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Spectre was going for a classic bond storyline you brainlet nigger

last night I used calorie-heavy food to turn your sister into the pinnacle of reproductive condition.

The Live and Let Die theme is so overrated, the production is awful. Guns 'N Roses version is better

>Guns 'N Roses version is better

When the fuck was this?

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That's from a video game, get the fuck out.

Last night I pierced and pounded your sister. Also I force fed her burgers until she became my personal flesh golem.

youtube.com/watch?v=6D9vAItORgE

Last night I James Bond cheeseburger fucked your sister

I see.

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>Not including A View to a Kill
that's a yikes

Double pounded

I'm going out to McDs, anyone want anything?

how was it?

His wife is only uggo because he force-fed her, newfag

One McGangbang

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Craig is pure S O Y

SOYs wish they could achieve this.

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I understand they steam their own clams these days

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Hit me up with those cheeseburgers senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=zBs-jEQaQvM

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based

b-but i don't have one

I'll take 6 number 9s

Disclaimer: I frequently have sex with both men and women

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>Sean "Smack Her Lights Out" Connery
>Sean "Open Fist That's The Gist" Connery
>Sean "The Last Word No One Heard" Connery
>Sean "Your Mouth Starts Running, My First Starts Gunning" Connery
>Sean "Merit Based Swinger" Connery

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I meant his brain not his body, he's a brainwashed male feminist

What is essential bondburger kino?

>he's a brainwashed male feminist

and that's a good thing

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It was a hooker. We made out, I sucked her tit like if she was breastfeeding me, I fucked her vagina and sniffed her ass

Commander pattied

Thiccened?

How was the smell

>Shes at the cafe?
>Cake it

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Last night he bonburgered my sister.

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I am so Bond burgered right now

Your sister is a quite handsome woman

>shot ham your sister

You call hamburgers hams?

I don't know how to describe it with words. It's a bitter smell. It's arousing.
I didn't directly smell her anus though, I put my face on her buttchecks and smelled through her thong when she was putting her underwear on.