AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS TINY WOMAN IS HURTING ME

a brief but brilliantly timed meme in its day

Yeah, holy shit. That is one sweet pair. Anyone got a good screenshot?

SHE'S SQUEEZING ME NUTZ

AAAAAAAHHHH SHE'S DOING THAT THING WHERE THEY SQUEEZE YOUR DICK WITH THE PUSYAAAHHHHH

SHE'S SQUEEZING MY INFINITY STONES

Shes also hurting me, hurtin me in the dick.

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god i wish that was me

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why didn't he shoot at the portals when they opened? they just waited for them then his army just runs at them what the fuck is this shit?

Scarlet Witch is the only good thing about these shitty movies

If anything it should have been even easier for her.

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"Maw! Where is The Other?"

"Sire, he said he can't be in two places at once."

>saggy tits

Yikes, white women were a mistake

Lizzie has the best Olsen twins.

It even looks like hes asking Tony for help

Saggy?
You watch too much porn. Natural big tits look like that.

Not a comicfag and I haven't watched endgame or captain marvel. Just curious, why is she so powerful, what's her origin?

This wtf I love black queens now.

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shes leaning forward you absolute beta virgin
have sex

>randomly pointing out the race of a person
American millennial detected.

How can Marvel movies keep going on after time machines were introduced? Each time a villain shows up use a time machine to get Infinity Stones from Avengers HQ before they're used in Endgame. No problems ever again. They could even bring back an alternate universe Tony Stark and Black Widow if they wanted.

>tfw Scarlet Witch will never crush you in your own armour, in a fit of rage.

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this fucking pic. i remember it. is this real? is there a video?

OWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN THE STONES

Embarrassing

This shit has been spammed so much that I no longer even remember the original context of it

instagram.com/ashleighthelion/?hl=en

It's real, but don't believe there's a video.

the most unironic "have sex" I will ever post

It came from Captain America being fucking useless in the first Avengers movie.
Specifically, that scene in the helicarrier where he grabs a rifle, starts shooting at enemies and he accidentally trips and almost falls.

She could also just make you imagine whatever you want.

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youtube.com/watch?v=xAnFJH6RAdQ
OHHH RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES

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I honestly would let her kill me, that's how fucking perfect she is

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She looks like she fucks synthetic guys.

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*

I love saggy tits. Sucking on her areola whole would be my endgame.

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im a fucking android gib Elizabeth Olsen gf NOW!!!!!

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nigga u gay

*underage synthetic guys.

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I don't remember that at all. Got a webm of it?

YAAAASSS QUEEN SLAY

redpill me on this meme

Don't meme it, she's a nice girl.

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Fuck off she's our witch

samn she's so beautiful

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Should have revived Quicksilver with the gauntlet so they could have their incestuous relationship.

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IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What's wrong, Goslingposter?

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AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOMBARDMENT!! SAVE ME!

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capeshit lovers should be gassed

She's cold.
Why aren't you keep her warm?

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>Ceiling Wolverine watches you commit incest

LEAVE THANOS TO US

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How did Corvus even hear him?

What's their favorite kind of cheese?

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faggot

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here's a (you) bud

>watch mass produced movies for children
>calling others faggots
lmao

bro it's late, try again tomorrow

faggot

lmao kys faggot

Sadly it is real

>biggest movie in history
Why do children have so much disposable income nowadays?

She's cute but she's kind of bulldog faced. She's one of the better looking marvel girls for sure when you have uggos like brie larson and zendaya to compare her to but the waifuing seems excessive.

t. faggot nigger

monkeys are disgusting.

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What? no seriously, what the fuck? how can a man say Elizabeth Olsen is not very attractive? seek help, ocular or mental

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Alien microchip implants
Also just turn your brain off bro

oh you're not a man are you

You can't read can you

She could have tore him to pieces.

Scarlet Witch > Captain Marvel

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Fucking this. Why the fuck do they keep sidelining her? Making a fucking Black Widow movie, shilling Captain Marvel but Scarlet Witch gets a fucking TV series instead. She deserves better.

Miss this meme

>THIGHS NOT BLACK LIVES

Scarlet would turn her into a human firework.

this is just embarrassing

faggot

And he's their father in that universe too.

Don't have sex.

>focus on Scarlett Witch's tits and letting her get a decent smack at Thanos
>Captain Foot Fungus barely got any screentime and got whipped by him
Pretty satisfying conclusion tbqh

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I felt bad for her at the end

shit nigga 3 points away from successful. this actually made me feel pretty good user

he's sucking shit out her asshole and these are the sounds

Why diddn't she do this in the first fucking movie?

135. Is that all it really takes to be successful?

Scarlet Witch is such a boring fucking character. In every movie she's just butthurt about something, and her powers consist of staying in one spot while the CGI magic does the job.

Magic is just very difficult to resist, overall. Strange should be fucking broken as well but they nerfed him pretty badly for the movies.

GELFLING

Thanos had 5 infinity stones in the first movie and she was trying to kill her boyfriend at the same time she was holding him off. That's why.

In case you thought it was Captain Marvel doing this, it's not.

i don't know how it works in the movie universe since I didn't watch Age of Ultron, but her powers in the comics are based on probability, she can control the chance of something happening or not happening. if you stretch this enough she's basically omnipotent, as seen with M-Day.

>133
>I'm actually not very successful
Bogus test

fuck off faggot. Blame marvel for not using her properly.

god Arnold was a stud

Well her being butthurt lead to a lot of events in the comics so they are faithful to the character.

Imagine being next to her when she takes that off after spending all day doing scenes while wearing it. It gets pretty hot under all those lights.

What do you think it smells like?

>Cyborg
Please, end it now

Is that a herpes sore?

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no, it's my dried cum

> "Nani?!"

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>tfw I expect porn under spoiler tags, not spoilers

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WOWWWWIE RIGHT IN MUH INFINITY STONES, MOMMMMMYYY!

would 0 stone thanos REALLY be able to take on hammer cap, stormbreaker thor and iron man?

Heroin

Honestly man, I never thought I would say this, but actual real films are so boring, I've watched so many that anything that has a message is just dull at this point. I had never got the feeling from a film like cap picking up mljonir. Seriously capeshit is actually interesting now.

yes covered up

No.

Luckily for him, he only took on normal Cap, fat Thor and Iron retired family Man. Then hammer Cap one-on-one after knocking out the other two.

Same here.
I think it's pretty accurate.

Chads out.

You can tell how mentally damaged this person is by the fact that they genuinely consider enjoying tabletop gaming and video games as huge social negatives

Fifty no more.

Virgin

This is, by far, a more empowering female hero then Captain Marvel and the whole girl-power scene ever could be. Scarlett Witch fights Thanos by herself, and kicks his ass so hard he calls down a scorch-and-burn airstrike on his location, because he was more confident he could survive the blast from his ship's weapons than this woman. She is the woman everyone should be cheering for, not the forced feminist shit. This scene and Cap being worthy are the two best moments in the fight.

I cannot think of a single worse "hobby" you as a person could have other than videogames.

Videogames are garbage and you have to grow up.

true

Imagine she asks you to help her take off those tight pants.

Or she needs somewhere to sit but there's no chairs.

I want her to punch me right in the infinity stones

dude she looks painfully average

>She even knows how to cook

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Yeah and they're disgusting. Lifelong perky As and Bs over disgusting flapjack tits at 22. Don't fucking @ me either.

smeg

>a woman knows how to cook?!
The complete state of Westcucks

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH POWER STONE SAVE ME

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Help me Tony mind

Is the glove bi-hand?

Have sex

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This
Please have sex

Shhh, don't highlight production errors, the nerds will rise up against you.

Coming from a comics reader but Scarlet Witch and Doctor Strange are plot-breaking level they are so OP. Gender doesn't enter into it. It's why they needed to dust both of them. CM in the comics is only at this level as Binary though she is definitely OP as Binary. It's a PL thing.

It's a different glove

81.
Yup.

> Her eyes are only red when feeling dark emotions.

> In the comics, Chthon puts a soul fragment into Wanda's soul, which fuses to her dark side.

> The WandaVision rumour posted by OP strongly implies the soul fragment being a key factor.

> Lizzie will never cook for you while wearing tight hot pants and stockings, occasionally bending over as she chops and cooks.

think there's some irony in marvel having s stronk female character, then when they actually try to manufacture another stronk female character they completely fucking fail

60, nice. Where you fellow cyborgs at

it's blue-ish colored, not sure what it could be but doesn't strike me as herpes

It's Scarlet Witch, not Captain Marvel. Either way, both of them got their powers from an infinity stone so they both are good enough to beat Thanos solo if the plot didn't require to have the other Avengers get their moments, especially the big three.

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Had the biggest smile when this scene happened

Why aren't you having sex instead of telling people to have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=4-NEs8DVGnw

What the fuck are you complaining about? We are getting more hours of Scarlet Witch

>49
having actual autism is a huge disadvantage desu

I love Liz Olsen!

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70 Cyborg
that seems about right

>punches her into the distance with the power stone
That was pretty satisfying.

Thanos had it coming

Did the snap erase Scarlet Witch's Russian accent for good?

true but why do women need to be empowered lol

Because they're oppressed and all that stuff.

Apparently.

>in an endgame thread

even though i despise capeshit and make fun of people who watch it, i can't help feeling a bit happy that some people enjoy it. it just shows that no matter what garbage you stuff down their throat, humans will still find something positive about it.

105

91.
Seems a bit too generous, I feel more on the Cyborg end.

114: Normalfag. I don't game at all so I've given myself the bonus points for console because I think that's what it meant.

Jordan Peterson is right, I'd be a Chad if I just tidied my room. Could also probably work up some more points getting /fit/, booking a doctor's appointment, and maybe getting a hobby. 8 extra points would take me comfortably into Chad territory
Dropped 23 points for the kissless virgin thing.

Successful is actually possible if I just get laid and work out a few issues. We're all going to make it lads

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It's not worth many points but I think the point is that if you're a balanced individual then you can absorb that sort of "weird" hobby into being quirky but if it's part of a pattern then you're a weirdo.

Getting laid is easy. Hell, you could hire an escort if you feel like you need the jumpstart.

I believe that hiring sex workers is degenerate.