Peter Dinklage is the CHAD of Midgets. I wonder what all the female midgets think of him

What's the incidence of dwarfism?
I literally never see any, how am I ever going to fuck a dwarf?

Kek

the GIGA CHAD of Midgets

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Why does he wear the sunglasses and beanie like hes gonna blend in?

roll your midgetfu

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>replace mountain body with dwarf head

Come on cowgirl.

>hottest one is dubs.

You have good taste.

they want to suck his midget dick obviously.... Do midgets have smaller cocks? For regular human non midgets dick size isn't correlated with things like height, foot size, hand size, etc.... So I'm wondering. I'm sure their junk is in proportion to the rest of them.

>blend in
?

It's cold and sunny, I'd guess.

I've only seen one ever. She's an Asian lady that has to carry around a step ladder in the grocery store I go to and people always give her shit about it.

Gimme those repeating digits.

Dwarfism is not hereditary, whereas height is.

youtu.be/bXNrZrVDqwM

midge

>Dwarfism is not hereditary
some types of it are

good for him

5'9 vs 5'10

phroofhs

Pretty sure a large amount of women would ignore the dwarkism and have fun for a night for the chance to say they did. Women are attracted only to power.

Midget fuckers, roll out

Fuck you nigger. Warwick is the OG of all short people actors. Billy Barty is a close second.

Joe Biden is sexy

Klebba was a badass in Feast 2. Too bad about the end. He should have fucked at least one of those lesbian bitches.

Nothing, lol. Women, even if they are 1/10, they will still crave for the best and being a midget is a huge no. Of course if we take the social context of him being a very well paid world known actor, he will do well but it's the same levels any normal woman in this context of dating a huge actor

we have literal hordes of them here
our local social environment encourages flocks of both them and literally deranged autistic people to wander around the city publicly
god I want to mow them down with my car so fucking bad

I met Warwick Davis in a pub the other night and told him about all the "i wish i could kick Warwick Davis in the head" posting that goes on here on this board. I think he took it personally because he started ranting for about 10 minutes about how he could take on any "longlegs" in a fight and that he's not scared of you "basement dwelling spergs". He then started listing all the brave things he's done, like skydiving, bungyjumping etc. He kept asking me to make him an account here on this website so he could "let you all have it" but when i told him it doesn't work like that he tried to throw his beer at me but the glass was empty so i only got a few drops on my shirt. I left after that and i could hear him talking to the bartender about other stuff he'd done as i was leaving

Nigga, you have a hair sniffing pedo fetish, go right ahead. Not gonna hurt me.

>short people
>Oh no we might associate them with a crafty minute people who are enamored with a noble element and live in bunkers

I wonder how that really plays out, he IS really famous and rich as fuck, do you think he gets laid a lot?

Where the fuck do you live?

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Achondroplasia, but it isn't simple. It can occur spontaneously as well. Weird stuff.

seattle area, near microsoft/amazon
these people seriously walk around in groups of a dozen or more and clog the malls and streets
only thing worse is the fucking indians
THE FUCKING INDIANS JESUS CHRIST

3'0 vs 2'11

There was a hot midget on campus when I was at college. I'd see her around sometimes but I was to aspie to think of a natural way to strike up conversation. Best I could think of was "yo tiny girl, I always wanted to fuck a hot midget". She probably got that line all the time.

Ye but he's not getting laid without a load of cash

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make my stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

Glad you had the self control to not chat up 10 year olds, bud.

kek

big if true

FUN FACT: Midgets lack properly developed pelvic muscles and are incapable of humping. They need special sex chairs.

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>The chair force

give me dubs or give me death

not always true, Verne Troyer had a sex video and he didn't use one

Whut? I was pointing out the most prolific and recognizable dwarf actors. What the hell are you talking about?

Good looking and for a dwarf he's actually pretty tall

name of dubs midgetfu

>short people

youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

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>regular human non midgets dick size isn't correlated with things like
this sounds like cope

asta young

perfect except for being a midget

Need dubs

Are they supposed to be different species? I bet they will in next 20-30k years if still survive.

“Call me an elf one more time!”

>tfw just shy of 6'2 and have a 4" dick

Manlet cope

I used the term to encompass midgets, dwarves, and all people less than normal height. I work with a dude that is 30yo and 5'1. Pretty sure he fits into some category. I'm not using it as an SJW term, but an all encompassing term.

About 1 in 12,000

He's been married for fifteen years and has two kids.

I actually kekedIRL. Very nice user.

everyone laugh at this dicklet

at least I was a terrible lay for two unfortunate women

what was their reaction when they saw your pathetic tiny excuse for a penis

He's a freak and he knows it

>I met Warwick Davis in a pub the other night and told him about all the "i wish i could kick Warwick Davis in the head" posting
>he took it personally
>because he started ranting for about 10 minutes about how he could take on any "longlegs"
>he's not scared of you "basement dwelling spergs"
>He kept asking me to make him an account here on this website
>when i told him it doesn't work like that he tried to throw his beer at me but the glass was empty
>I left after that and i could hear him talking to the bartender about other stuff he'd done as i was leaving
lmao

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the first one was okay with it because she was a pedo and the second one was okay because she was a tiny virgin that still suffered a lot at first.
they both commented on the size after a while though.