You're in a jazz bar with your gf and come back from the restroom and see this. What do?

You're in a jazz bar with your gf and come back from the restroom and see this. What do?

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BRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPP

same as the character in the movie, pull out a gun and kill everyone inside.
it was a different time

Wonder how the fuck I was able to get a beautiful GF like Bryce

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this movie was kino? The only reason people didn't like it is because Batman Begins came out a few years earlier and made everyone want "serious, dark" comic book flicks.

>cast a red head to play a blonde
>cast a blonde to play a red head
>written and directed by rian johnson

>people disliked this scene
>after two previous Raimi prequels
I still don't understand, this shit was pure comedy gold

bdh looks so much better when she ain't in landwhale mode. it should be an inspiration for losing weight

Nice trips but shit taste

Bryce Howard was so hot in this movie.

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cringe and homosexualpilled

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DAT BRAPPER

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How do I achieve that mode as a man?

...is photoshopped

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I dig on it.

only reasonable answer

People didn't like it because they're idiots. People seriously thought the "cool Peter" scene was serious and not a joke about what nerds think is cool, for example.

this obv

even as a little kid i thought this was comedic gold

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Her name is Bryce Salad Howard

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

DANCE OFF

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