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nth for the true king of Westeros!
>S8 E8, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat
>Ned, my love, what’s wrong?
>Oh, I had a terrible dream I was married to a ginger shrew and got decapitated
>How awful! Come downstairs and have breakfast with me and our three beautiful sons, that’ll take your mind off it
>Thanks, Ashara. I’m really glad that our actual children are cute and none of them look like horrible goblins
THEY HAVE MY SON
>tfw no hot sister to come into my room when I'm drinking alone and put her finger in my ass
why is life suffering
If you had to fix the show going from after Cersei blows up the Sept, how would you do it? I'd introduce fAegon in Season 7 immediately.
>Iron Throne
fAegon is King, married to Arianne Martell who rules Dorne. Harry Strickland runs the Reach after the Tyrells were wiped out. He claims all Seven Kingdoms, but he only has those two + Stormlands and Crownlands.
>Dany
Exact same shit she did in S7 pretty much.
>Lannisters
Cersei fled to Casterly Rock, she dies and Jaime takes over, who takes the remainder of the Lannister levies over North.
>Littlefinger
Runs the Riverlands and Vale, isn't a fucking retard and has fled as soon as he figured out Bran's game.
Could dabid do it?
Could they save the series?
How can D&D top The Drop?
nth for jon is a gormless tosser
haha these threads are actually good, reddit hasn't let me down
saw this dude in the Season 8 trailer and was dead certain he was Gerion Lannister incognito. So disappointed so far, but 3 episodes left for the reveal
Thirteenth for Euron
R'hllor resurrects everyone.
goodnight sweet prince
>Brienne & Jaime share a kiss
YUCK!
>that image comment combo
>tfw can't get the image out of my mind of bobby b come into my room when I'm drinking alone and put hia finger in my ass
Fake and gay
it's a congenital defect
True size
DIGITS FOR EURON
>Bran walks
MEIN FUHRER!
>YWN cuddle with sansa under the stars on a safe island far from westeros while she softly sings you a song.
Alright boys I think its time for me to die
God i want these two amazons to tie me down and ride me until i'm cumming blood.
>a literal who becomes King in the end
EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED
That's the guy with golden company
Maario Naharis
hang on a second..
so........
Sansa is the smartest person Arya knows but she doesn't know to stick them with the pointy end?
I miss him so much bros.
weak and gay. more like
>ywn ambush sansa in her room and force her to sing you a song at knifepoint
fucking based
That “white walkers return” pic is such a shitty photoshop
Reminder that we've seen the Clegane brothers fight before and it wasn't that exciting.
I unironically like Jaime/Brienne as a couple, am I tumblr now?
I mean, fAegon is no Stannis but he'd be a superior claimant than any of the characters that have been in the show since S6.
>little girl kills white walker defending Bran
pottery
Can anyone explain why Gendry Tartakovsky was even entertaining the little goblin?
What would you do if some hunchback started pestering you about how many people did you fuck or how big your knob is? Just fuck off
RATE 'EM
>SEASONS 1 - 3
KINO
>SEASON 4
OK
>EVERYTHING AFTER THAT
SHITE
>Alright boys I think its time for me to die
I have learned to die a long time ago.
Him and early seasons Tyrion.
>implying STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING wasn't kino
>stick them with the pointy end
This is also just a retarded line in general. There's way more to sword fighting than that
He was the best actor on this show hands down
that hammer is still the most retarded thing on GOT
>getting knighted in Westeros is literally the same as in the UK
Fuck off DnD
I've forgotten about this, did they take that spear with them or did they just leave it there?
at least Meera is cuttie
House Lannister are the true protagonists of this show.
Change. my. mind.
He's never once swung a sword but he's been swinging a hammer all his life. How is this retarded?
and him
Reminder that it was and you're a worthless pleb
>ending the fight was kino
my point, ser
Yeah, cuttie bagina.
>smithing and fighting with a warhammer are the same thing
Maybe it's hollow
>Lyanna Mormont
that whole section at the end with D&D talking about her and the corny out of place death scene prove this show is just fan service
GODS I WAS BIG THEN
>literally nothing was stopping Meera from ending it right there and then by shanking the NK
This is how warhammers should look
Fucking Yea Forums incels.
The episode was 10/10 KINO status.
Deal with it.
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Would unironically introduce fAegon like this.
I'm just so sad bros
8 years of shitposting, theorizing and interesting subplots lead to this
A fucking goblina killing the main villain and the whole focus of the show shifting to something that should be irrelevant, the directors missing the whole point
It could have been so good
This being the only ending that we'll ever get is all the more hurtful
>season 7
>bored of waiting and start re-watching the series while waiting for new episodes
>season 8
>bored of waiting and start re-watching the series while waiting for new episodes
To be fair, they gave him a great character to work with. Some minor actors did a good job, Robbett Glover or whatever the fuck his name is was kino
have sex beta cuck
I couldn't not laugh at the actor trying to seriously say that she looked "good" or whatever - absolute joke is having to pretend to, as a pretty attractive guy, be sexually attracted to fucking Quasimodo
They are.
You bang your hammer on the armour or helmet of your enemy, that's it.
The piece of shit can't kill a person
too heavy to use in a fight
>ywn make love to her while she moans softly in your ear
i wanna cry
More episodes, Your Grace?
it can kill a person, but yes still a piece of shit
Meera coming out of nowhere to shank the NK would've been 100x better than fucking Arya.
Atleast she she fought them beforehand.
The more i think about how shit the battle for winterfell was, the angrier i get.
OH FUCK, ME TOO
>put a heavy piece of metal on the end of a lever
>cant kill a person
???
big he's an assassin now
just edit the last 5 episodes to have the Night King walking to Bran be the final scene
it's not perfect but it'll work until the old fat fuck finishes the story
*smashes your breastplate in your path*
*pierces your breastplate in your path*
Warhammers are useful as fuck, dude.
Robert was always said to have used some fantasy-style two handed warhammer, so them giving the same to Gendry is one of the few things on this show that make sense.
FETCH ME THE STORYLINE STRETCHER
Thats a shitskin warhammer
I prefer to prone bone her in the ass as hard as possible
That's how an Indo-Persian warhammer looks. Do Indo-Persians have a monopoly on warhammers?
Did knights use these a lot? These are surely better vs plate than swords. Swords are ebin for cutting some peasants down tho
Did we ever get to see Gendry in full Bull Armor?
why are the starks such special snowflakes?
>eddard widely renowned for always being honorable™ and just
>his wife didn't die, she became a zombie
>his teenage son was a military genius who won battle after battle against seasoned enemies (only died due to being honorable™ and getting betrayed)
>sansa, a clueless and innocent girl, survives the court intrigue of kings landing and becomes a political player
>arya becomes an edgy assassin
>bran gets magical powers and actively contributes into saving the world
no doubt the fat fuck can't continue writing his books. he probably cringes at the shit he created (when he was an amateur) and tries to forget about it and move on.
Y-your Grace, there's no more storyline!
This is pretty much the objective truth.
Persians are literally Aryans, user.
Only if you can't pick it up, which he evidently can with Bobby B's superior genetics.
Evidence?
yes and war picks
just a reference to what one would typically look like
THEN WRITE
MOAR
European one.
based and houndpilled
Sure thing, jew.
Opening scene of S1 finale:
>Look at me. Look at me. Remember me now, boy? Remember me? There's a bright boy. You'll be coming with me, boy, and you'll be keeping your mouth shut.
>I'm not a boy.
>You're not a smart boy. Do you want to live, boy? North, boy. We're going north.
Opening scene of S7 finale:
>Men without cocks.
>I wouldn't fight if I had no cock. What would I fight for?
>Gold.
>What do you think soldiers spend gold on?
>Family.
>Not without a cock.
>Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.
>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SAME ME JON CONNINGTON
What stupid fucking helmets.
What do you think was going through Rhaegar's mind at this moment?
That’s so ridiculous and impractical
>meanwhile houses like the Arryns and Baratheons get shafted at every possible opportunity
Now that GoT is basically over, can someone fill me in on what's the latest on the spinoffs? I stopped paying attention when it got announced none of them would be D&E.
>S8 E9, Ned, Ashara and their children spend the whole episode getting Winterfell prepared for the arrival of King Rhaegar, Queen Lyanna and by extension, the children’s beloved Uncle Arthur
>bookfag
>quit watching the series after s05 e01
>read about what they did to based Stannis and the cool Dorne plot
>watch a few episodes of S07 because former boss started watching the show
>be horrified from the drop of quality in writing
>friend persuades me to watch S08 E03 because it will be an epic battle and half of the staff will die
>keep constantly laughing after the Dothraki charge, the whole episode is a pathetic cringefest
>remember Blackwater which was my favourite episode
>watch it tonight
>awesome writing, top tier music and scenes (DRUMS!), great acting, both sides could be sympathized with
>most if the episode is proper dialogue and people running around with the sounds of battle in the background
What a fucking disgrace. I legit hope those two fucking kikes manage to piss off their cattle fanbase by making Jon kill Dany, and make the normies and the (((media))) mad for months to come.
I always assumed to kill the Night King you'd either explicitly need Azor Ahai/Lightbringer/dragonfire/some 3ER or CotF magic or ritual, but nope, Meera could've literally ended the WW plot in S6E5 and nothing would've changed. Bran didn't tell her out of pure contrivance alone.
>warhammer
Really? i kekd hard
why must they abuse eight bit music
why must they use y'all unironically
why must they all be generic nu-males
BASED LYONEL
>Maybe it really is all cocks in the end.
Brilliant allusion to the show devolving into unending dick jokes. Absolutely genius
"gods, he's strong"
*honks*
>that power stance
no wonder he became king
They are going to be much more diverse. More talented black actors instead of old white men like Charles Dance or Stephen Dillane.
the d&e one got canned which is the best possible thing that could have happened to it. the age of heroes one is greenlit and from what i've seen it's going to suck shit
It is, but Robert was insanely strong. I think it's specifically stated that no one other than maybe the Mountain could even lift, never mind swing the thing.
The clown that was promised.
can i rant about how i dislike episode 3 here? just saw it
ok?
I'm glad that James Cameron will direct the Trident Battle movie.
(spits coffee at screen)
My. Fucking. Sides. In. Orbit.
We do not kneel.
Imagine you're just some literal who knight in a tourney and you end up against a 6 foot 5 gigachad in full plate armour charging at you while laughing like a fucking lunatic the entire way
Harry Strickland is just so fucking weird and out of place that I thought it was the actor's name at first.
Episode 3 was dazzling visually, some of the camera work and angles used were great. Almost everything other than the visually artistic sucked ass though.
WAIT
WAIT
reminder emilia spoiled the ending to dany
Fag
It was all looking so well until the very end
I was hoping everyone would die after NK res'd them all
Just pure shitting on all the heroes and puny human squabbles should be what this show is all about
WHAT?!?
I really liked Patchface. Of course with his mystical foreshadowing and shit, but also because it was kind of adorable how they took a retard and let Shireen play with him instead of just killing him. It kind of made me feel happy.
Id unironically prefer that over the cliche powerful white man with British accent
Do u guys think Preston hangs out in /got/? Or are we only racist drumpf supporters in his mind?
>Did knights use these a lot?
On horseback.
The show never even mentioned Gerion.
google it
STEWPID BOY
Eddard
>socially inept political retard who got himself killed
Stoneheart
>mindless revenge-based killer-bot, yeay, so great
Rob
>hotheaded young punk with who cant keep his word and doesn't respect elders and got himself killed
Samsa
>her cunt becomes a political chip, nice
Arya
>absolutely disgusting human being, repulsive and fucked in the head by all the child trauma
Bran
>crippled btard with no use except as a bait and contributing nothing of value to the war effort
WHAT A GREAT FAMILY.
>That was the moment I realized that alcohol can also be a depressant
Bong education, everyone.
Two nogs in the main cast is enough for me, thanks.
Euron Autist here
reminder that the only way, and I repeat, the ONLY PROPER WAY to end the show is to have Euron kill off everyone else
He killed off the Sand Snakes. The quality of the show is now on par with Season 5&6 Dorne.
It would create the same butthurt with the casual fanbase that we all experienced when D&D ruined all things we loved.
This is D&D's one shot at redemption.
too lazy to post the other pastas right now so check out the pastebin
>waahhh my QUEEN didn't SLAAYYY
>no doubt the fat fuck can't continue writing his books. he probably cringes at the shit he created (when he was an amateur) and tries to forget about it and move on.
He had been writing for decades before he started the series.
cry more cuck, you must be a virgin or a really boring autistic kid
I'm sorry, I don't speak faggot
Its a literal feminist jew directing one of them, with a whole pack of chimps already cast
Post characters who did absolutely nothing wrong.
>That image
>NK's armour and weapons are special, his spear was able to pierce the dragon's hide
>White Walkers are immune to fire entirely on their own
>Valyrian Steel > Castle Forged Steel
>can be
she is just incredibly stupid
>Stannis returns
I refuse to believe that.
The visuals and the sound was just fine, it's just the writing that is fuckass retarded
oy vey
>tfw 5’8
>Kit managed to marry the cutest girl from the show irl
There is still hope, fellow manlets.
Can you put on a name or a trip so I can filter you and your retarded ramblings you keep spamming every thread?
>Arya is going south to assassinate cersei but gets captured and executed
you heard it here first
Sodomy is for subhumans.
>Rewatching old seasons
>Craster mentions that he's had 99 sons at one point.
>The number of WW going around with the NK in the final battle is in the single digits.
EURON LADS UNITE
>Euron wins
Shit would be so dumb and bad, but it would trigger the normies.
Hope it happens.
>Age of Heroes prequel
>Long Night prequel
>Doom of Valyria prequel
Which one is happening?
How do they expect viewers to see Cersei as a real threat if our cast can literally beat the entire White Walker threat in a single episode with only a handful of named characters perishing? Is this D&D's first ever writing gig or something? Seriously, what the fuck are they thinking?
I wish they kept the scene of the Dothraki raping women on the piles of corpses, the show doesn't convey how fucking brutal they are
which one is the titty snek
He's aware of /got/. But he probably doesn't spend any time here. Keep in the mind the guy is in his 30s with a wife. He makes a lot of videos. He reads a lot. He's writing a book. Probably no time for shitposting
I can tell youre jewish
Because youre an ape/social marxist pleb.
Leaker confirmed that he will kill Dany and put her body in King's Landing walls and people will start throwing shit at her corpse
Nope, will post about Euron winning over and over and over and over and over again until I get it through your fucking head like a finger in the bum
Double Daggers
Thinking I should get the Knighting speech as my first tattoo /got/.
Good idea?
> MFW only the Night King could defear Cersei´s army of darkness but the NK is dead
> MFW the only way to save Westeros is to create a new Night King to hijack her army
> MFW Bran knows how to do this but it will only work if the new Night King is... a king. (The prince that was promised)
> MFW we have seen the king turn a baby into a pure white walker before
> MFW the objective of the dead is and has always been to reclaim the prince that was promised to them
> MFW it has to be either Daenerys or Jon (Aegon)
> MFW Jon steps up and accepts this is the puropose of his resurrection so he volunteers to protect everyone
> MFW Daenerys dragons can´t kill Jon just as they could not kill the Night jobber we saw on episode 3 so Arya has to do it... again.
> MFW she can´t because she loves Jon
> MFW Jon having claimed the prize for the god of dead can now leave and take the army with him.
> MFW his watch begins and will not end till the moment of his death. The true king in the north.
> MFW Jon little by little becomes the new NK. He sits in the throne of the dead, Daenerys in the throne of the living. The wheel is not broken, the song of ice and fire continues and the dead will come back in 500 years for the next offering.
He's politically retarded though.
Rhaego would have been unironically based. In Dany's vision he looks visibly Targ and is dressed in Westerosi clothing, but still has a long braid with a ton of bells. He would have united two continents and been both brutal and intelligent enough to rule effectively. Mirri was a dumb whore
All the WWs shown are fully grown men, there's probably a bunch of kid and toddler WWs back in the Lands of Always Winter
They probably shattered though when the NK kicked it
I wish they would have left it ambiguous like in the books as to whether that woman actually did slowly kill Karl Drago or it did naturally get infected and naturally kill him despite her efforts and Dany burned her because she needed someone to blame.
This is Mark hamill pre TLJ warning fans, but they wouldn't listen.
And you watch too much porn.
Assholes are dirty and were never supposed to be involved in sexual purposes, as were you.
You're an idiot if you believed being 5'8 might mean you never find a hot wife.
kino of kino scene
F Luwin best Maester
Shireen, sweet and clever gal.
Nobody can predict character assassination like what they did to Stannis.
For some reason Westeros is gonna be filled with blacks now?
found it odd that when mel was making swords go big fire none of the dothraki were like
>fucking mages i hate mages
aham, are you even white? because other way don't reply to me sub-human spawn
Yes, but he's a good person with a good life. I know plenty of people who have retarded political views or batshit insane views who I respect and like regardless of that, Preston is one of them.
>Was he intelligent?
Yes we can see that he had an strategy for the battle and knew how to pass the fire trenches for example.
>Was he alive or conscious or he was just like a robot?
I thought he was just like a demon made to kill humans with no life but then we see him laughing and enjoying the moment in this episode so I don't know.
>What were his intentions?
I think that Bran says that he only wants to rule in a long night of death, or something like that. So he only wants to kill all humans and then walk around in his death world...
>Could he reach the other part of the world?
I don't know, how? Building boats to transport his wights?
>Did he remember that he was a human in the past?
I don't know. Maybe because of that he wants to kill the last Greenseer that is Bran? Because Greenseers were the wizards of the Children of the Forest that were the ones that created him?
WE WUZ FIRST MEN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Have you ever actually met a powerful white man with a British accent? I had the opportunity to meet Nigel Farage and shake his hand just the other day at a local event, and I have to say it has completely changed how I interpret the powerful white male figure in fiction. By the end of it I was in complete agreement with Carlyle's views on Hero Worship and some of the limited, but not unfounded, views of the Mythopoetic Men's Movement.
This is the only storyline which could possibly redeem this shitshow.
saved summarizes my thoughts well
It is literally impossible to argue against this. Best book material ran out after season 4. Then they start fucking everything up
>t. Jew who likes shit on his shriveled cut dick
I agree.
TREASOOOOOOOOOOON
The only good Targaryen, is a dead Targaryen
Jews want Cersei to win. They admire her scheming and backstabbing and love the fact she has the state in massive debt to the iron bank. They hate based northerners and their moral code.
the what
fantastic idea! please post when finished
>Laughing to hide the pain
She knows the ending is going to suck dick.
MATTE MATTE ROBERTO-SAMA!
maybe the women in your country are dirty shitskins
meera
Aemon?
the only good thing about that episode was that it was barely visible
does this confirm she loses?
What sorcery, how the fuck?
hhhuuuuAAAAAUUUGHHHH I WANT TO RIDE HIS DICK
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
seethe virgin, seethe
GODS I WAS TSUYOI THEN
probably reacting to dany's death
Based and redpilled.
I bet he could fuck her real good with that stump
I feel kind of bad for her and Jon, they got sold so many dreams only to get DABIDED.
I wish I were Doreah just so I could snuggle that smile between my soapy tits.
These retarded helmets fuck everything
Asses are for shitting.
this is fucking painful. pitiful.
>arrives in Winterfell
>marches north to Kings Landing
yikes
*clap clap*
Ben Shapiro loved Tywin and Olenna
BASED
Why did people scream WAIT before Robert struck them with his hammer they never explain it?
>twitter.com
she looks great here with a bit of tan and good makeup
why is it ok for women to wear heeled shoes but men get laughed at for their vertical shortcomings?
>people unironically think he did good
>Did Arya kill them? Even the little baby Walkers, in their little Walker cradles?
There are many artistic works, look them up.
>DONT WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOURE ALREADY
>A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD
>(I MISS YOU MISS YOUUUUU)
Gods I hate this little cunt
god i want her to drink every bit of blood in my body then i want her to eat me
I feeling bad to still waiting a big plot twist from these fucking retarded writers
Didn't 15 or something people stab Jon? How come he only hangs three?
Don't talk shit on the antler helmet.
This one is prob my fave
Does anyone have the wojak holding the flag with stannis going "aarrghh"
YEET
If a dude was trying to kill you with a hammer would you ask him to stop or encourage him to continue?
To be fair to lil kit, they are both in heels, and they're both far above average for a woman right?
Many pants were shit that day!
lol someone got upset
shopped
Jon kills her. That's the twist and it's blindingly obvious.
I just want Davos to live fuck everyone else.
>takes your helmet off by swinging in the general direction of your head
>oh it’s strapped under your chin? Now you’re knocked unconscious from the whiplash.
The antlers actually look kino but putting a 5 lb dragon ornament on your helmet is fucking retardation. A deviant art autist could design more practical armor.
anyone else feel like drinking wine after watching early seasons?
Will they ever make a good got game? Sick of RPing as based Bobby Baratheon on Skyrim
So, can we guys hope for another adaptation in 20 years, but good this time, and for 10 seasons straight. (If fat fuck finishes his books before he croaks)
Or license for HBO is perpetual?
>natives to the southern continent are savage beasts that are literally a different species
Is Gurm /ourguy/?
YOU DON'T SAY
because they were scared pussies but bobby executed them with THE HAMMER™ anyway
Was just watching some clips, God this show use to be good, and people use to wear clothes that weren't all black.
based 2016 poster
I would say AHH as I swing my weapon or foot at him perhaps or I would say NOO
>being eskimo brothers with ramsay bolton
ew no
>game of thrones: ascent is dead
>will never get a daily present of ale from my qt asian wife again
kind of annoyed they never mentioned Patchface in the tv series
his acting was pretty good for such a young kid tho, supposing he wanted to trigger such a reaction
maybe just well casted
No one cares.
Euron Greyjoy
Speculating here but maybe because in the show Bobby says it was "some highborn lad" he might've thought he could get away with surrendering. Nobles could be more valuable as hostages than just killing them, as you could then use them as bargaining chips in negotiations.
How will Brienne deal with the PTSD she will have from getting repeatedly raped by zombies? I guarantee she is going to be fucked up in the head this next episode.
>has never been laid
>whiteknights for tv characters
>doing any of this when your breastplate is caved in, every rib you have is probably shattered, and a guy is standing over you, hammer in the air
You looked lovely that night, on the gallows
They have Age or Heroes and Fire and Blood in preproduction, and are writing 3 more GoT shows.
I'd be shocked if Roberts Rebellion & Dunk & Egg weren't 2 of the other 3.
Yara Greyjoy is such a lewd filthy cow! I want her to storm my ship and rape me with her cow milkers bouncing in my face.
I honestly could see him turning on Cersi and taking the throne. He’s the largest military power and he gets the cash whether he kills her or goes along with her.
And rubbing and licking and humping.
>Stannis
guys just let it go
>Nobles could be more valuable as hostages than just killing them, as you could then use them as bargaining chips in negotiations.
Killing a noble when you could capture them was throwing away money.
>arya does her epic hollywood weapon switch
>NK grabs her hand, uses it to stab her
>she turns her into an "other", smiling and turns around
>immediately stabs his back
>"wtf happened bran? why didn't she turn?"
>"she was already NO ONE. she couldn't be an OTHER"
azor political intrigue
>some highborn lad
it was sams uncle
They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy.
meant for
Stannis is the rightful king your big faggot
How do you manage to be Bobby, just got a horned helmet and an axe?
>said over and over that Bobby caved in Rhaegar's breastplate with his warhammer, and all the rubies in the breastplate fell into the water
>"artist" decides to depict it like Bobby caved in Rhaegar's skull
This looks more like it should be called Euron Gayjoy desu
Wow congratulations user, you somehow made a ending worse than what we got.
I applaud you.
>pinup
>still looks like a goblin
I loved STannis but he's gone, its over, just accept this, stop hurting yourself with false hope
Yeah, but Bobby defo seemed like the kind of guy that just wouldn't care about things like that :P
Hammer*
I've discussed ep3 with dozens of people irl now and the only criticism any of them had was the darkness of it all
Yara Greyjoy is for rimming filthy anuses only.
I made this:
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I wish that HBO had instead given GRRM the showrunner and writing roles for GoT from 2011. George already has experience as a Hollywood screenwriter. The episodes he wrote (Baelor, Blackwater, The Bear and the Maiden Fair, The Lion and the Rose) are some of the show's best. Imagine if he wrote the vast majority of the episodes. He could have just given up on writing Winds and Dream and instead have written the show we all wanted, the show that he wanted.
Bran and Gendry and Rickon and Joffrey and Tommen and Jojen and Dickon and Lancel and Loras are so handsome.
>so BTFO "she" resorts to r3ddit buzzwords
Kill yourself sodomite filth
I don't let women with long fingernails stick their fingers up my bum
if only she looked remotely this cute
>kill jon
>no fallin in love with dany
>no dragon rescue
>no dragon getting white walkered
>dead stuck behind the 700ft wall
Olly did nothing wrong.
Gurm is a lazy fatass
Fuck it, I'm gonna rewatch seasons 1-3. they're going to be so great in comparison
same situation but they were basically Yea Forums
apparently everyone played a lot with age of empires and directed multimillionairs tv shows
>Implying based Bobby would let you get away with surrendering.
cringe but redpilled
If a noble wants to make a deal, the wisest way forward would be to parlay. NOT run directly at Based Bobby Baratheon and try to kill him.
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i miss the writting lads
Be an imperial, give character big beard, use helmet with horns, use this hammer. Go around smashing up taverns and killing dragons.
>Last stand against Cersei
>#TeamGoodGuys is losing the battle
>It looks like nothing can save the day
>Suddenly some random soldier who you've never seen before kills Cersei
>#TeamBadGuys refuses to fight further and drop their weapons
>Who is The Hero who killed Cersei?
>Benioff and Weiss appears in the scene as themselves
>They break the fourth wall and speaks to the viewers directly
>"You were a hero of this story all along and can't thank you enough for the enormous support through the last ten years"
>"Thank you"
There's no such thing as rightful king, and Stannis is a big autist who fails at everything and no one likes him.
cringe?
It was at that moment when Tarly knew he fucked up.
I have too and I'm surprised how critical most were honestly, a few don't even want to watch the end of the show, they actually had legit complaints, and some of these are 40 year old normies etc
Nah. Hhe would get stuck in Meereenese knot and show would be canceled.
Will he score?
forgot hammer
Made me smile
this place is normie, facebook without names
actual autists all liked it
He'll ask for a kiss when he's dying and being held by Brienne
it was pretty awesome when they turned his character into a retard and killed him
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I wish I was smart enough to play that CKII game of thrones mod well but I don’t understand how the armies work so I always just end up sending my offspring out to fuck and impregnate foreign women that get brought back to my halls
That's how /soc/ came to be.
this is as close as we're likely to get.
Well they are hiding from me.
This is like Tribal Wars?
I've never played tribal wars, so I wouldn't know.
What are the chances that Bran is actually evil?
such a sick fucking hammer
if your dick was in front of me, user, i'd suck it
0%
What a mark for herself
One handed hammer for a manlet. Gendry can weild a two handed Warhammer.
You have to have sex to post here.
This is a one handed cuck hsmmer
Gendry can use a two handed easily.
better writing than episode 3
> Dramatic zooming
> Poor voice dubbing
> Glowing eyes
> Awkward looking characters
Gods I am easily satisfied these days. Would watch again.
Best character in the show by far. He was all a king should be.
> undead clegane beheading captured arya
> jon snow killed by elephant
> cersei drinking poison sitting on the iron throne
> jaime holds her dying just like myrcella
> dragons burn down the kings landing to the ashes in the background
End
Subverted expectation
One handed pussy hammer.. Gendrys dick is bigger and more dangerous than this; it slayed Quasimodo.
Euron will bring Krakens to King's Landing
That hammer.
>Even in this clip Meera clearly went for a weak point in the armor, or this case, no armor. The neck
>Meanwhile Arya mustered the strength, while being strangled, to stab right center into the NK's breastplate, somehow penetrating and killing him with a dagger
>Hodor just casually walking in the background
Wtf has this show become
Knights can not make knights here. Only her majesty can bestow such an honour upon her will or the recommendation of her ministers.