>hey peter parker, wanna /ss/?
Hey peter parker, wanna /ss/?
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Isn't Parker a college student?
ayo petah
I actually have no problem with Brie Larson playing this character as a cold, unlikable, spoiled human being because in marvel comics, that's exactly what captain marvel is. Read Civil War 2 if you need any insight into what a cunt Carol Danvers is, she's absolute garbage morally and as a human being and so is Brie so when you really think about it, it's a perfect cast
Hey Beter Barker
>Hey Captain Marvel, wanna /ll/?
Yes
Looking at your super hero drawings is not reading
Neither is reading your 4channel posts, epic fail
>taking pictures of the screen at the kinoplex
People who do this need to be shot.
You know, you guys could just do what I do and ignore capeshit. You could ignore Brie Larson, Captain Marvel, Marvel movies, and Endmeme, but you don't. You go OUT OF YOUR WAY to not only acknowledge but also let yourself be annoyed by these things. It's like you people LIKE to be pissed off all day by these things. She's living in your heads rent free. Unironically have sex.
Interesting perspective.
I've noticed that the "tuff girl" trope in video games is quite funny in that it makes women in the games take over the "dumb brute" archetype that I typically hate, leaving men as more intelligent and cunning characters.
So yeah,
>spoiled, arrogant, aggressive
>female
Checks out.
Go back to your containment board >>/lgbt/
It's only hot if they're blood relatives.
I wanna lick brie Larson feet
It's been out for over a week why are all the stills posted from shitty camrips
>Peni Parker?
>looks more like Penis Parking if you ask me
>wanna /ss/
Give that aryan woman a slice of Poland
Good luck getting the South Koreans and Arabs working on their hotels with those endgame and other movies this month, to rip the discs they play for their presidential suite patrons.
like the posts in this thread
thanks anons
Kek
Imagine how she'd look wearing that costume but bouncing up and down on your dick
I like the way this guy thinks. GwenxPeni art when?
if only she'd look like that in the movies
Based
whats /ss/ ?
straight shota
suck sneed
That's only recent Carol comics where she's written by retarded lesbos. In the past, Ms Marvel was kind of bland but no more or less important than any other cosmic hero.
>Tony saw this happen to the closest thing he ever had for a son right after he returned from the dead
No wonder he didn't mind volunteering for the snap
Spiderboy is 14, mcu movies want you to forget that.
>there is no age of consent in space
Still no high school spiderman renpy western erotic game about going to school, defeat female villains and romancing milf mcu heroines.
>All his love interests are at least 5 years older than him
Not interested unless it features impregnation and there's a Marissa Tomei Aunt May route.
>Proceeds to introduce herself as Peter’s girlfriend whenever they meet someone together to tease him
MUH MAN!
She was so bland in fact, that an X-Men character got to steal her powers for a year.
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>hes cute and really funny
"I kind of want to play with Spider-Man
I don't but I love Utena.
Wanda pushed herself onto Peter and climbed onto his chest, staring lovingly into his eyes.
>"Peter, I want you"
Peter looked up at Wanda and she looked like a vision, wearing a lacy red bra which she filled out nicely. Her always smooth stomach was on display with her perfect navel. Peter rolled her over onto the bed and saw she wore a pair of crotchless red panties to show how aroused she was. The thigh high stockings made Wanda's legs look divine.
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>"Damn, you're really wet," Peter groaned.
>"You made me this way."
>"No, you're just a naughty witch."
A wicked grin spread over the face of said naughty witch when she rose almost up into the air and came down onto Peter's throbbing hard cock one more time.
>"I'm your naughty witch."
Wanda bent down and kissed Peter on the lips, before she rose up from him. The glow coming from around her body enhanced her natural beauty. She pushed herself up and down on Peter's large, throbbing cock.
>"oh Peter, your cock feels bigger every time it enters my body!"
Wanda smiled, she pushed herself up and down onto Peter's magnificent piece of equipment. She buried him into her, making sure her ass bounced down upon his thighs when coming down onto him.
>"Take my ass, spank that naughty thing!"
Peter slapped her ass and it only made Wanda ride his cock more vigorously. Her wet walls pumped his aching rod between her eager thighs. The dark haired beauty kept rising and falling on Peter's engorged cock. She sucked more of Peter into her with each passing drop, lowering almost onto his pelvis
>"Oooh, I love how you rub my nipples like that. You know how they get all sensitive and hard….and you want to put my beautiful tit in your mouth and suckle on it, don't you?"
>"Peter….I'm…..I want you to cum inside me, please…..I'm very fertile….and I think it's time."
"Are you sure?"
>"I wouldn't be riding you like a bull if I wasn't. And you're my bull, Peter Parker, and it's time for you to come stud. Just think about how beautiful our children would be."
>"Oh, Peter, just think about how big my breasts are going to swell when I am pregnant with your baby."
>"Give me your baby, Peter, make me a Mommy!"
Based
Give me a sec, I think I have some on hand
> This is Amazing Spider Man
Walked out of the theater desu
a romance with spidey would unironically redeem captain marvel for me desu
>SEES THREAD
>RUINS ONE MY FAVORITE HEROES INNOCENCE FROM AUTISIM
So this is what it's come down to? manchildren projecting themselves into young boys that want to bang older women cuz they can't grow up and get laid themselves as a turbfat boomer?
I hope all you manlet self inserting Naruto, Sonic, Deku, Spider-man, Tails, Beast Boy, Steven Universe, Marco, Dipper Pines, Danny Phantom, Ben Ten and Megaman autists all die alone.
There’s not a whole lot but there’s some good lewds on paheal
/ll/ really is a patrician sort of thing that doesn’t get as much love as it deserves
High school. Since none of the people who got dusted aged at all, he, Ned, Flash, Betty, and MJ are all still the same age as they were during the events of Infinity War, as one of the last scenes in Endgame establishes.
If he didn't get dusted, then yeah, he'd be in college. But they wanted his first trilogy to be set during his high school years, so it made perfect sense for him to get "held back", as it were.
This is a very based but also somewhat bluepilled post.
>You will never be banged by someone three times your age, but looks like she's still in her thirties.
Also, I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thought that she was kinda hitting on him when I watched this scene.
Serious shit