Sells her soul for butter

immortality

>sells her soul for a pretty dress
>stays naked for the rest of the film

What did she mean by this?

based pusy poster

Have you ever had a gf? If they buy nice dresses the last thing they do is wear them. Shit drives me nuts. I mean, you have had a gf, right?

>not wanting to live naked and deliciously
What are you, retarded?

this tbqhwy

I'd give her some butter if you catch my sexual innuendo

So did she fuck the goat?

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>putting butter on your potatoes
do americans really do this?

id sell my soul for her butt
get it? her butt
butt her

If by "butter" you mean your ejaculate, then yes. If not, then I am at a bit of a loss.

that movie fucked me up, familia

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what's wrong with it? same principle as dipping your french fries in melted butter

Quints and I get a perfect girlfriend.

Pussy*

I've got butter too where's my bug-eyed gf?

she's swadian

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What kind of guys does Anya fuck?

no, she fucked the shadow pirate

>villain is a goat
Lmao

>Black Phillip was actually a major pain in the ass on set throughout the entire shooting

Absolutely based and best actor.

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I started watching it for Ralph Ineson, but I stayed for Anya.

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He’s a goat actually

These obsessive Euros need to stop

Yeah and he outclassed all other actors that year.

turns out that its hard to get a goat do what you want, especially since they're aggressive as fuck

I think she likes uncircumcised penises with a touch of vomit on her head

I think it was more, everytime they needed him to do something, he would do the opposite, and everytime they needed him to NOT do something, he would do the thing he was supposed to do earlier.

Imagine that the only nubile young female for miles around is your own sister. What a life.

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I want a pet goat

its part of the deal, actually ass eating is how you seal the deal with the devil, its an inversion of kissing a bishops ring, you have to kiss satan literal asshole to seal the deal

youtube.com/watch?v=8z2f1x7IGMw

she's way too cute for a movie about the 17th century

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I was homeschooled in the 90s so I know this feel

Such was the life.

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Older men

How else are you going to eat them?

How come she hasn't gotten bigger roles yet?

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Weinstein got busted

>tfwywn travel to the past and develop a harem of qties based entirely on your superior knowledge of the world

I always wonder whether, if that did happen, you would get away with it or if they would burn you at the stake for being a heretic first.

boiled

Imagine the smell.

Post the ass

>tfw no nell tiger free and anya gf

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this weebum gives me anxiety

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>ah yes, I like my potatoes extra flavorless

another movie deal
t. Harvey

because she looks like an ugly ass alien

yeah I've obviously had a gf (male) before, dude

only three posts off, haha fag

>I mean, you have had a gf, right?

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Because she's the new spokesman for country crock butter and living her life deliciously cant you read ?

ahhhh

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he was GOAT

Yeah I'd also scuttle past with my head down.

What are they looking at?

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Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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>gf buys dress
>tell her she looks fantastic
>never wears it again
>tells me that I never complement her
If there are any women reading this (trannys, not you) this is why men don't take you seriously.

It's time

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What's the problem?

I don’t think jump scares are that bad. But no horror film has every been genuinely scary except the ones that aren’t even really horror films like Open Water because it’s something that could really happen.

Films with a supernatural elements are inherently not frightening

The only two I really disagree with is Cabin in the Woods for that 10 minute fanservice at the end and Scream because it's good even as non-horror movie.

Holy fucking shit, he is from the office

Can you even afford butter, yuronigger?

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>Films with a supernatural elements are inherently not frightening
Whys that?

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Nothing.

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How about a nice movie where Anya meets a young Yea Forums user with a wholesome heart and she actually gives him a chance and he doesn't disappoint her and their relationship blossoms and they're there for each other through every challenge and he takes her on vacation and proposes and she accepts and they get married in their hometown and then they have passionate missionary position coitus with lots of eye contact and conceive triplets which are born healthy and they raise their family successfully who go on to productive lives and they pass gently in each others arms at the age of 100?

based

Sounds boring desu

god damn

Eraserhead, The Shining, and Alien are all great films.

>villain is a goat
Lmao

i'd fuck him too

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literally the GOAT villain

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caravan of black immigrants

this turned me on quite a bit tbqh. also the /ss/ with the witch in sexy lady form later. quite a hot movie in all honesty

Did Anya break up with her 40 year old boyfriend?

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why is she so cute

Embarrassing. Is she European?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dlrNE2wdV0

i would gargle her urine desu

Women have sold their souls for less

based
cringe

>he doesn't realize that every great work of fiction, including on film or television, of any import featuring the struggle between good and evil always depicts Christ Figures in threes, representing the Biblical offices of King, Prophet, and Priest espoused by John Calvin

IIt's actually a hot steaming load of Satan jizz, just like Faustus thought he was all smart and going to fuck Helen of Troy and it was actually Mephistopheles wearing a weird mask

I still get freaked out by Insidious

that fucking face... wtf is she

I've gone some
HRUEUDJFRHJJJFJ

Ok, time to unsub from your VPN, Mohamed.

why else would they name him blacked Phillip?

you should try being /fit/. We eat cardboard and brag about it

>Threads
it's easy to fling shit at it now that the cold war is over, but watching that at the time was definitely pure nightmare fuel

I would chomp her shit

>eats her own child because she was getting bullied

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She has a lot of the genetics of the alien species that homo sapiens were genetically combined with in order to create white people

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>wtf is she

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she cute

Bruh do you even history? Tip thy fedora

>bleak, isolated life
>religious extremism
her life would have been fine in the village, her dad was an autismo.

>kissing a bishops ring
heresy.

Should I rewatch this? anyone recommend any similar films

>yfw you were practically that her brother and died a rightful death instead of turning evil

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goats are dicks. no wonder they're associated with satan.

youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ

Is this a Rifftrax reference?

My ex gf spent over 45,000 dollars on clothes she never wore including a huge amount of dresses, This was over about a 2 year period

legitimate grounds to have financial control taken away, holy shit.

that's fucking adorable

>anyone recommend any similar films

The Witches
Witchfinder General
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters
The Last Witch Hunter
Hocus Pocus
The Witches of Eastwick
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
The Craft

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Why do you people watch these degenerate movies? Why do (((directors))) even make this sick garbage? I can tell you guys come from failed families and are probably failures yourselves anyway.

when burgers butter their bread do they debate the butter and breads genders or debate their political alignment or do they shoot it?

what do they shoot the butter or the bread?

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