/ckg/ - Cobra Kai

And I forgot:
Miyagi-do

Ralph Maccio is cool and the original Daneil-san was too but I really like the remake more

>Sam (because Tory is fucking insane)
Sam is a roastie. Tory is insane...ly loyal.

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Kumiko

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>dem bruised knees

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>but I really like the remake more
>t. Leroy Chang

Strike First.
>Miyagi Do
more like
>Misuck Yo dick
lwlwllw

>grazed knees

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Laurel Takeshima. Thank the Maker they got that traitor off the station.

She has grazed knees too. That’s quite lewd user!

>Hijo Afortunado
kek

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Johnny
MIguel, even if he's a spic and the least intimidating person in the show.
Neither, thots are at fault for all the bad things happening in the show.
Miyagi, fuck that jewish bootlicker Kreese.
Hawk, fuck that spineless jew.
Miguel's mom.
Daniels mom.

All the booties on this season, holy shit. I wish I had a 4k monitor.

>MIguel, even if he's a spic and the least intimidating person in the show.
Why miguel then

Johnny
Miguel
Sam
Miyagi
Hawk I guess
Daniels wife
Daniels mom

Why would the Chinese like it over the original. It has their national hero jackie Chan degraded into helping a nigger race mix with a total qt, a nationalized resource

Any speculations on what Johnny will do next season? Open another karate dojo under a new name, join Daniels dojo somehow to fight kreeses? Spiral into a depressed state throughout the majority of the season?

Daniel, his wife, and Robby will save Johnny

Who was in the wrong here?

Yea Forums is a Cobra Kai board
Johnny
Miguel
Miyagi
Hawk
Daniel's Wife

Tory is a roastie too

trips of truth
>Daniel's Wife
Based and milf pilled

She cheated on Miguel like Sam cheated on Robby?

It's a Cobra Kai board. No Miyagi bullshit.

They both handled it like idiots. Johnny could have invited Daniel in and explained the situation calmly. Trying to keep Daniel out of the house when he didn't know what happened to his daughter was suspect as fuck especially coming from his enemy.

Daniel on the other hand lost his temper too quickly, something his whole philosphy teaches him not to do.

This shit was epic

Has season 3 been announced yet? This show is maximum comfy.

Yeah it's confirmed. Last season I think.

Pretty good answer.

WHY DON’T *YOU* POUND SAND, UP THE EYE OF *YOUR* COCK!

Any user know if its possible to learn Karate using the internet? I remember whe I finished S1 I got hyped like when I was a kid to learn Karate, and trained for a month using the same Youtube video.

When I was a kid I did some years of kung fu and a bit of Judo, but nowadays I just don't have time to go to a real dojo, not only time but I probably would be the 30yo guy with a bunch of teenagers and kids.

Objectively not true

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>last season

Well that's a shame. I would have liked 6 seasons and a movie.

>Last season I think.
source

where's the link?

When are they going to fight? Who will win?

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They won't but Johhny will fight Crane next season.

I want to be that armrest

Cobra
Johnny
Miguel
Tory
Miyagi
Literal shit >>>> Dimitri
Daniel's wife is unironically too based, her
Don't know

I didn't like the Karate Nig that much but Jackie Chan's character was easily the best part of it.

>when the product placement works

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Why is Sam so fat?

I didn't notice her be any fatter than season 1

Kinda like the piece of shit you faggots are shilling ITT?

>he didn't buy coors banquet after watching smokey and the bandit

bump

i was east of the mississippi at the time.

Miguel died a virgin.

Does the can taste different?

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Has anyone created a 30 year old boomer with Johnny and a Coors instead of a Monster yet?

>implying this wasn't the most kino one out of the four (real) films
>best music
>the feels
>o boner dance is a finishing move
>Kumiko best girl
>Yukiae best woman who waits for her love for decades

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> Last season
Bullshit that is not confirmed

This is a Cobra Kai board.

>Last season I think.
You don't know shit, it's clear

Johnny
Miguel
Tory
Miyagi
Hawk
Neither
Abuelita

What inspired this show? Was it the How I Met Your Mother references?

>when you know spanish and read these
Always pretty good tbqh

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This is a lie, the producers said they are always thinking far ahead and want to make many more seasons as long as they are able to

all good to me if it eventually leads to the return of based terry silver
If Kreese gets defeated again terry will just purchase all valley wholesale and turn it into a dumping site for nuclear waste, and he will do so on the phone without even getting out of his bedroom because he's too busy whipping african children for his personal amusement

I'm glad the second season is actually getting positive attention. It feels less grand, minus the insane last episode, and I kind of expected that everyone would try to shit on it. I thought it was as good as the first, easily. Both had a slight lull in the middle, but the endings pick up and go full anime.

>Johnny or Daniel?
Johnny
>Miguel or Robby?
Miguel s1
>Tory or Sam?
Tory
>Kreese or Miyagi?
Miyagi
>Hawk or Dmitri?
None
>Miguel's mom or Daniel's wife?
Daniel's wife
>Miguel's abuelita or Daniel's mom?
Miguel's abuelita

Johnny
Robby
Tory
Miyagi (fuckin duh)
Hawk
Miguel's Mom
Abuelita

But guys, what about...

>Mitch or Chris
or
>Bert or Nathaniel

Surely everyone was deeply invested in these rivalries this season, right?

Predictions/theory? Thingd youd like to see?

Seen lots of YT theory people figuring Alli will come back to help bean fluffyhair walk (damn he looks old and scruffy and pervy in all the interviews and promos with his pencil stache btw)

I think itd be cool if after wandering aimless for a bit Johnny reaches into all his "badass 80s" stuff hes stuck on and...Phoenix karate? Firebird karate? Lol iron eagle karate?

Any redemption for any of Kreeses studentr or are they all there to bea defeated now?

>Johnny or Daniel?
Johnny
>Miguel or Robby?
Miguel
>Tory or Sam?
Sam
>Kreese or Miyagi?
Kreese
>Hawk or Dmitri?
None
>Miguel's mom or Daniel's wife?
Daniel's wife
>Miguel's abuelita or Daniel's mom?
Miguel's abuelita

I legit want to see Hawk's redemption arc. He was a weenus for years, all we need is some most likely Dimitri related catalyst to remind him of Comfy times.

>implying he didn't pump inside Tory dozens of times

Dumbass, the joke is that he's half-black/half-Chinese.

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Important things to note:
>Kreese truly cares for Johnny and hopes to reconcile with him
>narrative will show things from Kreese's view, he won't just be an evil villain
>Dutch in prison may be revisited in the future
>Ali not guaranteed to be in season 3 but seems likely
>if Daniel and Johnny do "team up", they will still be true to who they are
>there is an "end in mind" and not every character will have a happy ending
>they do not have a limit on seasons and hope to make more for a long time

I think being the child of a single Mexican mother traumatized him. I mean he didn't even mention trying to fuck Sam.

>>they do not have a limit on seasons and hope to make more for a long time
based. I hope it goes on for a while.

Renewed for a Season 3!! Who excited?

of course because cobra kai is Shotokan, the only real karate.

Daniel
Robby
Sam
Miyagi
Demetri
Daniel's wife
Daniel's mom

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Jayden’s a full nigger though

>bein this onions

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>reeeeee

*cue corny, overly enthusiastic shill responses*

Compared to Robbie, who was raised by a single mum, Miggy had it pretty good. probably because his abuela was there. Even Tory seemed ok.
Jesus where the fuck are all the fathers in this show

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Why are there always so many people accusing other people of being shills in cobra kai threads?

conservative agenda to imply that single motherhood is in anyway bad

They should have had Johnny's actor play Ken from Street FIghter at some point.

bump

>starts making out with Robbie
>next scene she’s in his shower
What are we’re they trying to imply with this?

Can anyone explain to me why Johnny isn’t even fighting for custody? Him and his ex must be the worst fucking parents ever.

Because Robby is happy with the larussos. I was always kind of pissed when I saw friends with happy parents who were together I guess Robby is different

How does Johnny get away with assaulting that faggy Indian anyways?

Daniel’s wife probably talked him down from doing anything.

Johnny most likely didn't get in trouble because Daniel moved Robby into his house without warning Johnny about it beforehand.