I just saw a bunch of audience reactions

I just saw a bunch of audience reactions

Well, my americalads, is this a common thing to whistle and yell in the cinema? What kind of a movie experience is that? Sad.

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Depends on location of the theater. A cheap cinema playing a Madea movie is going to sound like a zoo. A nice cinema in a upper class area will be pretty quiet.

Breasts

Its about community. Its about a shared experience. No one will make a peep for something like The Notebook. However something like X-Men 3 The Last Stand the entire theater shouted "I"M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH". Its such a great experience to feel like you're all apart of something.

t. Nigger

> Its such a great experience to feel like you're all apart of something.
What are you, a sheep in a sheep pack?

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>Well, my americalads, is this a common thing to whistle and yell in the cinema?
I want that. Audiences are quiet as fuck here. If I wanted quiet, I'd stay home.

>What are you, a sheep in a sheep pack?
Human among humans. Feels great to be together, try it some day.

Do tell me this is shooped da whoop. I am crazy about this woman, but if this is real, I am going to die.

I'm pretty sure it's real.

Those tits are the origin of religion.

Slater?

Gimme a (you) if you want to suck on them titties

It's shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

it depends on the movie
popcorn flicks are generally fair game for noise making, as no one really cares about them
real movies have more respectable audiences
what did surprise me, however, was the few limited anime showings I went to; you'd think they'd be respectful and watch the movie because they gave a shit about seeing it, but they're usually worse than normal popcorn flicks

Imagine sucking on her nips.

YES

Also, Boobies

I want to plant my seed in her womb

Yeah I think it adds to the experience, Its very entertaining to hear retards clap and scream at their capeshit heros.

based

Well, you see it's part of the communal experience of watching entertainment with other fans with same... erm.. interes... ummm

>Imagine the tittyfuck

Why do third worlders act like America is one big unified hive nation? Just think of the cultural differences between different countries in Europe and then realize that America is roughly that size if not larger. Every state in the US is different culturally.

MOMMY

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In my country, we're as quiet as Japanese. It'd be more fun if the audience was part of the experience.

The only time Swiss people clapped was at the end of LOTR 3, because it was the end of the greatest trilogy they had ever seen. That's what it takes for the Swiss to clap. Never seen any other movie be applauded in 40 years.

My brotha

based

It's called a zoo. Thankfully I live in a small town and I've never got to experience this crap

have sex

Why are her boobs so oily

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Sweat from dancing.

Having sex is part of being a human among humans.

How does she keep getting work?

Copious amounts of nerd jizz.

An hero

The ancient records show that some movies were so great, they caused the audience to unironically clap and cheer at the end. Besides that, clapping or reacting to a movie beyond laughter is kind of like clapping at the end of a flight- *mostly* taboo, and you look stupid doing it. That being said, I've known times where we've been on a particularly long, grueling, endlessly-delayed flight, or just a particularly rough landing, where the passengers would sarcastically clap at the end (the flight will usually end in clapping anyhow, because the flight attendant always points out the servicemen on the plane after landing), but usually no clapping in the theatre in general.

have sex

God I want to fuck her.

what does it taste like?

Like salty bags of milk thrown into a coin ocean.

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Quads and I get a hot girlfriend.

She looks like a fuckin shark here

well you got a good sniff atleast

damn

and you got way more than a sniff. congrats on your double-dubs fren

Why? Being loud at movies is a white people thing

Looks like you only get an average gf.

My life is about being off by one.

Btfo

i got a date tonight, dubs and she likes me

Yeah...

Me on the right.

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imagine being raised by these two british mommies.

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Why are non-Americans such humorless stick in the muds?

omfg so hot

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I wish I could be a king and have these two for myself. Babies nonstop.

nah this guy is full of shit, it doesn't usually happen apart from an occasional shared laugh

Why is his head so squashed

iktf
lucky bastard, imagine being her bf or father and having to watch that shit

>tfw american
>tfw the whole theater claps at the end
Who are they clapping for?

Hayley is peak mommy, Gemma is not that hot.

Hayley sat on him

I legit want to believe you suckers aren't actually dead inside and are just trolling. Why on Earth WOULDN'T you enjoy the cheering at Endgame? The only reason I can think of is that you were the odd black sheep there who wasn't hyped.

Because part of being hyped is shaking with emotions wanting to let them out, whatever those may be. If you are hyped and the audience starts clapping and going WOO, even if you don't do it (I didn't), you still enjoy it since that's what your body is asking to do. Go with the flow and shit.
Of course if you were reluctantly watching the movie and want to stare at it in dead silence just waiting for the credits I guess you'd get annoyed at people making positive noise.

Have sex.

>Gemma is not that hot.

Get out.

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She has fat legs, waw, I'm so impressed.

Oh lord it's just not fair.

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Because it puts lotion on his its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Should have been Lara Croft instead of the fridge Swede we ended up with.

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The American is, by nature, a lapdog. He will cheer for anything because he knows no better. His meme of a nation was literally founded on a fantasy that was already a lie at the time, yet he loves it. Crushed by the boot of exactly the type of dictatorial state and upper class he had sought to leave behind in the old world, he cucked himself into believing that the scraps of an illusion called liberty was the greatest gift to man. Oh why, what a lucky fellow he is that he should have been endowed with precisely this gift!

The American is, at heart and in mind, a slow but satisfiable child.

I would destroy that

how did nobody impregnate her?

It matters how many non whites are in the room. a room full of blacks and spics are going to hoop and holler like it's a circus because they do not respect film as an art form or the silence that serves the foundation of creativity. A room full of white men will respectfully clap at the end of a film in celebration of the art that was witnessed. Blacks will throw their popcorn at the screen because they have shit taste and watch shit movies like disney's marvels avengers etc.

damn that girl from the young turks is hotter than i thought

Looks like she had a breast reduction after that movie.

She must have surreal standards and who can blame her.

Hayley needs to be pregnant. PREGNANT!

With MY CHILD

>imagine being her bf or father and having to watch that shit
Why is that the first thing that comes to mind? How much of a fucking cuck are you?

Would you feel in charge if you needed to make her pregnant?

American "men" are the strangest, most patethic creatures on this whole fucking planet. Shortly followed by Indian men.

>still saying this in 2019
Somethings never change.

If the gods truly existed they would give me an Atwell and Weisz gf.

Honestly, attractive women are such whores that it's almost nothing compared to what your college crush does with a different guy every weekend.
It's about wanting to know or not.

>Its such a great experience to feel like you're all apart of something.
Have sex

drink milk

Based

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who the fuck is that alien?

FAGGOT
Nice posting a shop, retard.

Not Yea Forums or film.

Tat grotesque troglodyte in the middle is the most British thing I've ever seen.

She'll never show her boobs will she

>someone shout dead meme
>this funny
>me laugh with others
Truly a part of something special

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Considering that memes are probably illegal where you live, I'd say I'll take the loud movie experience.

Based.
This is why I love laugh tracks on sitcoms.

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Haha imgine

What a typical bong face, her thicc body is the only appeal.

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What's wrong with that user?

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Quads and I get a perfect girlfriend.

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Lily Cole.

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Shame...

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Quintessential normie vs. incel post.

1 - 0 for the normies