which empowered female character will kill Euron "muh big cock" Greyjoy? My bet is on Brienne, she will say something like "you your place, weak man" and stab him in the crotch
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Jose Fisher
You don't understand, bloated and over blown action scenes are exactly what normies love. I remember they were fucking bragging this episode HAS THE LONG BATTLE EVER DUDE! as though that is a selling point.
Qyburn of House Maester, First of His Name, King of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men
Matthew Evans
The beauty of Quarth is legendary.
Wyatt Nelson
>pic related I don't trust D&D not to fuck up the Cleganebowl. I still want to see them try though.
Adrian Harris
He will be killed as an offhand thing as he saunters towards the ladies as they enter the throneroom. Arya will stab him without breaking stride. This will be done so people on twitter and tumblr can make GIFs with "stay in your lane" written on it
Adrian Phillips
You know, i felt like the Night King was going to be defeated quickly because we didn't have a cool scene of the Cleganes fighting yet
Isaiah Smith
THREADLY REMINDER THAT SEASON 2 MELLY IS PEAK MELLY AND PRIME FOR DICK STEPPING
Euron abandoning Cersei and leaving with the Iron Fleet would actually be a pretty kino ending for him.
Josiah Young
Renly was a total idiot tho. Could have allied with him and fight him later instead of first wasting all their strength on each other. All he had was a bunch of Tyrells who can't fight anyway.
Jacob Gonzalez
>Qarth >Greatest City that Ever Was or Will Be >its was taken over by a AIDS patient and a fat Black guy >implying
is it me or is her running around for 6 seasons in essos complete fucking filler that has almost nothing to do with the rest of the show?
John Moore
Stannis is going to die in Winds of Winter, isn't he? Aegon is effectively going to replace him as the "ruthless rightful heir to the throne" dude. Aegon will then kill Shireen and solidify his control over the stormlands.
Can someone make a .webm where its just the "sweet girl" stabby scene looped over and over as it continuously cuts to other characters laughing? Would be bretty based
Yara or Jamie are the only ones that make any sense. So my money is on Arya
Isaac Evans
All Renly had to do was be a good boy and wait for Stannis to die so that he could inherit the throne.
Daniel Clark
"sit down, the women are speaking"
fuck I could see it happening. screen-capping for good measure
Dominic Gonzalez
>Talking Thrones and Civilization Ex are the only good channels that I need
Whoever suggested me these channels go fuck yourself. I can't believe someone would listen to these two faggots.
Julian Hughes
Stannis will die before the end but he's going to win the upcoming battle at least. Maybe he'll survive the entirety of TWOW.
Ryan Garcia
>arya reconstructs the face of the night king from bits of shattered ice or whatever and becomes him
Adam Nelson
NEVER SURRENDER
Leo Thomas
imagine Bear Loli stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...
Sam Brienne Tormund (why the fuck does he always live) The Hound Varys (seriously he doesnt even have lines anymore) Pod (why is he still here)
Characters I would have been surprised that died:
Tyrion Jon Sansa Arya Jaime Dany
Thomas Nelson
They ALL should've died user 100,000 wights hitting the front lines of Unsullied should've killed them all immediately, followed by everyone in the castle
Eli Miller
I wish I cared enough to play longer than fifteen minutes. Last time I did a Lannister playthrough Joffrey's grandchild ended up being an amazing king.
Aaron Ross
The Golden Company abandons Cercei, Euron replaces the military with his men and then proceeds to take over the city.
Nathaniel Sanchez
I really ruins TV when you realise that scenes are choreographed with animated GIFs in mind.
I hope everyone is ready for GRRM to hire a ghost writer to adapt the show for the last 2 books.
Jordan Cooper
Why did he suddenly think he was hot shit? In the show it seems like he's simply a totally sheltered kid that thinks he's fit for the throne because his twink dick sucking bf said so. But maybe in the books he actually had a decent reason? Proving that the children of Robert was already pretty hard on its own, also skipping Stannis in the line of succession was pretty extreme. More would have rebelled against him later for sure.
It was one of the weakest depictions of an apocalyptic winter I ever saw. It looked more like a gloomy winter day in North America with two inches of snow on the ground.
If Vary's honestly didn't make a deal with the GC to fuck over Cersei I honestly have no idea why he's still in the show.
Thomas Cooper
>GOT reboot never
Bentley Young
post template pls
Parker Cruz
OWIE ZOWIE
Jeremiah Jackson
Switch jorah and beric and it's perfect
Adam Watson
giantsbane fucks a dragon
Christopher Hill
The Episode was dark and Full of Viewers Who Couldn’t See What the Hell was Going On
Jonathan Reyes
I prefer: >Due to political nonsense, Jon needs to get married and conceive an heir as soon as possible. The best option is Lyanna Mormont. Cue the long, unsimulated montage of Jon gently taking Lyanna’s maidenhood.
>gifted two whores (including Ros) >directly refuses to have sex with them What did Joffrey mean by this?
Brayden Davis
it's depressing that there are only 3 or 4 characters that'll actually have any role in the ending, but only because it means we have to sit through the 8 other characters doing literal fuckall but popping one-liners and giving the finger to wh*te men. what purpose does bran serve now that the NK is dead? or davos, or grey worm, or sam, or tormund? their armies are decimated
Jeremiah Davis
Renly in the books was pretty much Gay handsome Robert. He thought that becoming king was more akin to a popularity contest. Boy was he wrong.
>"He knew how to dress and he knew how to smile and he knew how to bathe, and somehow he got the notion that this made him fit to be king"
Since he is the real Aegon Targaryen and not Jon, the Iron Throne i would imagine.
Daniel Hall
>3 more episodes and it's done >no more GoT ever again >it ended on this awful note after such a strong start >we'll only get the POC prequel spinoffs that don't have any books to prop them up >the books will never get finished
>Bran realises he can stop the army of the dead by going BACK IN TIME >Jon and Dany get married >Cersei kills herself when the Golden Company turn on her >Jaime and Tyrion make up >Jon gives up the Iron Throne to Dany because his "home is the north, and always has been" >smashes down the rest of the wall with the help of Archmaester Tarly because "the world needs less borders". Jon replies: "fewer". >Samwell is revealed to the narrator of the entire story as an old man, played by GURM, writing the "history of the game of thrones", comments on how it's a snappier title than the old book >has been reading it to three silver-haired children, who he refers to as Eddard, Rhaegar and Lyanna >"Truly, it was a song of Ice and Fire" >closes the book >two dragons fly past the window, and they all watch >dragon flies into a spire, which hits it between the legs >"OWIE ZOWIE, RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES!" >camera pans out, and the other dragon winks, superimposed with GURM's face for a second.
Hudson Adams
>harry You mean Young Griff, AKA Aegon?
Dylan Jackson
N O B O DY O
B O D Y
Samuel Butler
GOT was a mistake
John Murphy
Realistically, the only way the previous episode could've worked from the corner they've written themselves into is if the Night King won and literally everyone at Winterfell died. Acceptable exceptions: >Jon and Dany escape on dragons (either separately or Jon is hesitant and Dany takes him forcibly/picks him up with Drogon) >Jaime realizes he can't do shit and escapes (potentially takes Tyrion with him, potentially also on a dragon) >MAAAYBE Arya stealths her way out of it (potentially saves Bran maybe with the help of Nymeria) Not all at once of course, only one or two of these. Everyone else gets a few fitting closing moments but are otherwise overrun and killed.
Connor Wilson
Grey Worm
Gavin Baker
Episode 5 is going to be a recap episode, I got the info from a reliable source.
Austin Myers
I see. Glad he died then. Would have preferred him fall by sword but well, a single stealth kill was objectively the best way to go here.
Henry Butler
weren't they planning on doing some netflix or amazon series of the earlier events in history?
You think jannies will let us revive the general if TWOW ever releases?
Jack Diaz
>no more GoT ever again good >we'll only get the POC prequel spinoffs that don't have any books to prop them up very good, tons of meme content with no emotional attachment, just look at the ship sinking >the books will never get finished who fucking thought they would ever get finished?
Jeremiah Miller
>little girl kills giant >little girl kills night king fellas we need to harness the power of more little girls
Anyone else at this point WANT the last 3 episodes to be as bad as possible? I want as many normies as possible woken up to this season being garbage.
Fuck it. Arya killsteals the Mountain from Sandor. Jon and Euron kill each other at the same time. Dany sits the throne alone. Sansa kills Cersei instead of Arya. Varys eaten by Drogon while Tyrion makes a eunuch joke. Tyrion and Jaime die to Bronn while Sansa kills him with the weapon Arya gave her, Arya winks at her. MIssandei and Greyworm closing scene where they say "We leave behind those who could not accept us, may Daenerys rule justly!"
How do fatties react to the fact that the twinks are stealing all the kills?
Christopher Morgan
>literally every possible interesting ending has already been created by fans >DnD wanted to feel original and not give credit to any of the fan theories >Just make up some nonsense ending where a badass woman makes normies cum their pants
Zachary Gray
We're getting an Age of Heroes prequel spinoff (in name only), the cast has been announced and it's 90% diversities, and the story was already confirmed to be retconning what little George actually wrote about the era.
>>"OWIE ZOWIE, RIGHT IN THE INFINITY STONES!" >*canned laughter*
Ethan Collins
So... aside from lighting the trench, which was a useless gesture anyway, what did she ACTUALLY do during the Long Night that the Lord of Light kept her alive for hundreds of years to do?
>We're getting an Age of Heroes prequel spinoff (in name only), the cast has been announced and it's 90% diversities, and the story was already confirmed to be retconning what little George actually wrote about the era.
i remember watching season 1 as it aired and getting stoked on the books and working up to dance with dragons and then getting excited for winds of winter. and then i watched more and more of the show and heard less and less about winds...
They couldn't even give Euron a quarter of his character but you expect them to just put Aegon, Strickland & Connington into one?
Noah Harris
>faith of the seven >not rhllor why?
Landon Edwards
He hasn't done anything as a character, for some reason. The show cannot make up it's mind. He used to have growth. He was a fat snivelling coward and a weakling when we were introduced to him. He ran away from the Fight at the Fist, but he put on his man pants and stabbed a white Walker. He later fought at Castle Black and killed a Thenn. It was something, in the beginning he couldn't even deal with being hit by practice sparring swords. Then in one of the inferior seasons, he steals his family sword from his dad for... reasons, but at least h\it was somewhat brave, even if he's not directly standing up to his first and biggest fear, his father. He said he's done reading about the achievements of better men, and then the battle comes, and he >gives up his family sword >crys and snivels and cowers while everyone dies around him >is such a fat useless coward he actively gets people like Ed killed
>the cast has been announced and it's 90% diversities >Black Bran the Builder >Durran Godsgrief disgusting spic >Lann the Clever gay black he/she >Garth Greenhand black with blonde, blue eyes wife (hightower of course) >The Winged Knight empowered feminist her/she grace
That's not the biggest problem actually. What'll happen of /got/? I'll seriously miss all of you faggots more than that trainwreck the show went to be.
Brayden Anderson
>I SAID NOCK AND HOLD YOU CUNTS >DOES NOCK MEAN DRAW >DOES FOOKIN HOLD MEAN FOOKIN DROP
guarantee they'll show the "true long night" in episode 5 or 6, in a Bran vision.
Matthew Murphy
Edd and Theon should never have died, at least not in that stupid way.
>Edd's death Let's use the oldest and most boring trope in the world, in a uncreative manner; good-willing, strong and experienced character turns around for a Moment and helps young, weak and helpless character up. This is because the writers don't know what to do with the character anymore. >tHeN hE diEs
>Theon's death Let's use the second and third oldest and second and third most boring tropes in the world, in a uncreative manner; good-willing, strong and experienced character protects young, weak and helpless character/character runs into death after redemption arch is finished. This is because the writers don't know what to do with the character anymore. >tHeN hE diEs
well, i lost and i got to play as stannis, what would he do about jon? There's a faction to put Stannis on the Throne, and another for fAegon and Dany (Jon's wife)
>Have Bran talk to Aria in secret before the battle he tells her how he can kill the night king >The battle commences all characters defend around Bran instead of dying needlessly outside >Give him his one one one fight with the night king, but is defeated and about to die >Danny flees to save her dragons, no stupid standoff on the ground >Before the final deathblow on Jon Bran wheels his way up to the nightking, the three eyed raven lands on the branch behind him and caws loudly distracting the night king for a moment >Bran pulls off his face revealing Aria who lunges from the chair and stabs the night king, poof all gone >Bran actually warged out of his body now is trapped in the three eyed raven and all exposition he has can be revealed in his talk with Tyrion >Aria actually uses the magic she learned instead of teleportation bs
Lads Stannis legit burnt his daughter alive because of the weather and there legit like not even an inch of show in the battle of Winterfell, what a fuck up.
We used to joke about Arya teleporting behind the Night King and killing him ON THIS VERY GENERAL so anything is possible now. We are living in the worst timeline.
Brody King
Aye. AGOT mod
Carter Torres
I miss season 1 everything
Oliver Williams
fuck you kelly c and your dragons stannis is the rightful king its not fair AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, but if you want somewhere that doesn't have scummy rules go to discord .gg/hPpPgxU
Nicholas White
>died so that worthless fat piece of dogshit could live cherry on top of the shitcake of awful
Zachary Williams
They killed off all the wrong people last episode, Edd, Theon, and Jorah deserved to live to see the end
Logan Cox
I got Renly's fag friend here, he doesn't hate me since I didn't kill his boyfriend this time around. Who should I marry Shireen to? Edric Storm or one of Davos' kids?
i think dany dies and jon leads the north while tyrion and sansa become king and queen, jaime as the hand and brienne leading the kingsguard and varys being the head advisor. How close do you think this will be?
Charles Diaz
Why couldnt they send 20 good men to scout the battle area before sending all the Dothraki to gallop into darkness? What if there was no WW there and they were on the other side of the castle? What if the zombies put up stakes to block the cavalry we know they can do complex shit like digging a dragon out of a frozen lake
Jace Richardson
anyone got the combined Stark/Targ sigil?
Jack Morales
>Catelyn: "After a fashion. I prayed for my son Bran to survive his fall. Many years before that, one of the boys came down with the pox. Maester Luwin said if he made it through the night, he'd live. But it would be a very long night. So I sat with him all through the darkness, listened to his ragged little breaths, his coughing, his whimpering."
Talisa: "Which boy?"
>Catelyn: "Jon Snow. When my husband brought that baby home from the war, I couldn't bear to look at him, didn't want to see those brown stranger's eyes staring at me. So I prayed to the gods, 'Take him away, make him die.' He got the pox and I knew I was the worst woman who ever lived. A murderer. I'd condemned this poor, innocent child to a horrible death all because I was jealous of his mother, a woman he didn't even know! So I prayed to all Seven Gods, "Let the boy live. Let him live and I'll love him. I'll be a mother to him. I'll beg my husband to give him a true name, to call him Stark and be done with it, to make him one of us.'"
>Talisa: "And he lived?"
>Catelyn: "And he lived. And I couldn't keep my promise. And everything that's happened since then, all this horror that's come to my family...it's all because I couldn't love a motherless child."
Honestly, i hate Cat but she felt the most human character in the show during those lines.
It’s suppose to be for character development you fucking mong. It’s just that the show decided to cut out making her pay for her mistakes
Christian Brooks
Your ego must be very fragile
Michael Campbell
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Hudson Jones
Now wait, remember the theory of the maesters that the First Men originated in the womb of the world, located in the ancient grassland aka. modern-day Dothraki Sea?
I think they are going to combine that with an out-of-Sothoryos theory, they might even give a us a little moment of Summer Islands/Naath/Sothoryos we-wuzz when Garth Gardener or someone else explains the origins of the First Men.
Evan Carter
>started rewatching the series >see danny what the fuck happened
>Carmine goes from sucking the episode off giving the episode a 9 to giving it a 4 because Preston shat on it
Camden Wright
people age, user
Jaxson Fisher
>Stannis: COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY! >Stannis: *draws sword* >Daenerys: lol can you dothraki, unsullied and dragons do all the work for me, also barristan and jorah B A S E D ------T------- ------A------ ------N------ ------N------ ------I-------- ------S-------
Parker Gray
>"a girl gives a man a name" >"kys" >"take that back you fuck"
If she wasn't so retarded, Ned could have told her about Jon. Her not being able to put her hate behind her even after that just shows how irrational and stupid she was.
>last scene >the day has been kind of saved >suddenly there is a big boom in the sky >everyone looks up and sees a giant steel "carriage" falling down from above >the spaceship lands and it's captain emerges to have a talk with our heroes >"what the fuck, guys? we haven't been able to contact your colony for 8000 years. have you at least been taking psionine-4?" >westorosies only replies are "what is this sorcery? prophecy bla-bla-bla, three-eyed ravens bla" >oh no... oh no no no >the captain goes back to his ship and orders the whole planet to be nuked from orbit to prevent the spread of telepatic influence on the rest of the galaxy C'mon, Dabid!
Parker Thompson
targ fucking shit yawn
John Morris
I unironically liked Ed’s and theons deaths. Some deaths should be unearned, that’s kind of what the show is built on. Theons was tropey but it’s what should have happened, he was defending someone against an unstoppable army, also it’s character wise in line with his arc
Ryder Lopez
>”It must have been the night of our wedding. It’s like a fairy tale, Ned.” >”I’m so excited to be a mother and I’m so excited that you’re their father. You’re such a good man.” >”I’m just so happy right now. I couldn’t imagine it being any other way.”
>I couldn't bear to look at him, didn't want to see those brown stranger's eyes staring at me. So I prayed to the gods, 'Take him away, make him die.
Um racist much?
Justin Parker
Makes me cry to see all the hardships /ourqueen/ had to go through.
Truly the most deserving to get the iron throne.
John Davis
wow what a faggot
Jeremiah Wood
The problem is that Emilia is so fucking autistic with her face movements, that she's prematurely aging her face.
Grayson Fisher
Talisa: "Which boy?" >Catelyn: The short one.
Cameron Adams
At one point it was literally raining zombies from the sky
Lincoln Roberts
I just hope that the theory about Robb warging into Greywind is right ("Greywind" was what he said, when he died) and goes the same path as Jon (whos last words were "Ghost"), from man to wolf to man again, but this time warging into the body of Raynald Westerling, who was the last person near Greywind/Robb's mind in Greyworm.
It would be justice, afterall the Westerling plot got him killed.
Wyatt Morales
remember that Robb prefered to die instead of marrying this absolute qt
>fuck me they aint heavy cavalry why are they charging ahead instead of being used as flankers >oh well they probably gonna succeed with plot armour
And then they got wiped out within seconds, it was hilarious.
Lincoln Murphy
Because he needed to secure Castle Black and the Wall for the coming Other invasion. It would've been impossible to do that with a sizeable Bolton force at his back.
I got laugh lines and the same wrinkly forehead from emoting too much
Bentley Brown
Jelousy is pretty normal. Ned was also great in taking all that burden while being innocent and also feeling inadeguate to take on the role of his Chad brother. Wish it was showed more.
Wyatt Sanders
Why did Arya get to have her cake and eat it too btw? She got all the perks of being a faceless man without having to give up her identity. Wasn't that the central dilemma? In order to make her revenge possible, she had to give up her motivation for revenge?
Anthony Williams
>yfw its never going to be the night of s1e1 ever again. Fuck me man
They were going to charge headfirst into wights without dragonglass or fire.
Elijah Nguyen
The pauldrons for S01E01 and S01E02 were different and bigger in S01E03. Then they went back to little dinky ones for an inexplicable Kingsguard armor redesign by season 4. They change their minds on shit like this and the Night King's face too much.
Thorne was unironically a good character in GoT, but they needed villains and can't explain for shit so they made him make Jon pay the iron price.
Easton Richardson
...
Josiah Powell
>Pod starts singing Jenny >Random Stark soldier (played by Simon) interrupts >”That was the worst fucking shite I’ve ever heard.”
Brayden Lee
saw this shit as well Dany should've died to those 4 wights while 3 were attacking Jorah from another side god damn it and this is not even the writer's fault how can the director let this happen retarded
Jaxson Wilson
FUCK MY SISTER NED
Robert Jackson
>danny and her ragtag group of northerners and unsullied march south >cercei remembers that this series is called game of thrones >cercei gives independence to the north and the title "defender of westeros" for defeating the night king >northers leave danny >danny gets btfo >cercei's smug smile is the end scene of the series kino?
this picture would be 10 times better if he was holding the umbrella for emilia while himself being exposed to rain
Michael Diaz
17
Jason Williams
>best girl get
Pottery.
Colton Foster
no we need someone taller.
Parker Sanchez
>also it’s character wise in line with his arc That's why it's so cheaply made, they went out the easiest way, though the easiest way isn't interesting.
Bran telling Theon that he should run away and Theon feeling split, on whether he should follow the instinct of saving his life or choose the satisfaction of self-sacrifice, could make for a much more emotionally intense, complex and thrilling moment, than just wasting him.
Of course the most retarded thing is that NK pierced his plate armour with a broken spear.
And finally I ask, if Professor BranX and Arya Uchihara knew what was going to happen, why didn't they save him, by tipping him off?
As for Edd, you would not get randomly stabbed in the back by a wight, especially when there's no wight for four meters around you, when you have watchmen nearby looking after their lord-commander, you could notice it approaching. One hampfisted thrust with a weak short-sword would not kill a man with plate armour.
Finally there is no logic in having Edd, an experienced and athletic man in his prime, decent sword-fighter, the only Veteran there is of both the Fist of the First Men and Hardhome, the lord-commander of the Night's Watch, die in a moment's notice, while Sam, an overweight weenie who never won a single sword-fight, survives endless zombie hordes, being armed only with a dagger.
