HE IS BACK GUYS, THE MANNIS IS BACK

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Because they spoilerd Mels return? Are you retarded?

Suicide. Disgust.

I'd clap all the way to the tv, turn 360 degrees and turn it off.

>'I don't think we can breach King's Landing Daenerys, half our army was destroyed by the white walkers and we're one dragon less than when we arrived on this damn continent!'
>'One dragon fewer'

>Final episode cercie challenges danaries to mortal Kombat for the iron throne
>Danny picks Brienne as the hound is too busy reading up on soren kirgaard
>Cercies mountain can't walk as lifting weights and being a lanklet has made his joints dust
>Qyburn chi summons a demon from the netherealm
>"Stannis...? I killed you"
>"MY NAME IS SCORPION"
>...and who are you

>Baratheon theme starts playing

"The Iron Throne is mine .. By right"

>Davos and Jon switch side

KINO
I
N
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>Stannis is back
>This starts playing youtube.com/watch?v=a_qF0idoWFk

"I've come for you women"

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What retard is that a spoiler for lmao

May Allah curse you and your family you piece of shit

She was said to be in Volantis recruiting people for Dany. It turns out she just circled Winterfell for a few days.

Dude, don't be mean.

This is literally the only thing that could come close to quelling the hatred and disappointement I have about episode 3.

Our hero, our king. Our Lightbringer.

>"I'm sorry Dany but there's simply no way we can take King's Landing now. Our army has been destroyed and those few who remain have had their spirits crushed after battling the dead."
>"If only we had someone who could motivate them, and who had experience with inferior force strategy."
>Stannis arrives out of the woods
>MOVE YOU DOGS
>*whipping intensifies*
>R'HOLLOR HUNGERS
>"My gods... he's even making the women and children pay the iron price... but he gets results!"

Arya is gonna bring up Gendry being a Baratheon in the next episode and Davos is gonna go crazy for his new king calling it now.

How did you even make this you fucking retard? It looks real af, down to the episode length.

I'm not fukin' joking guys ..

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>he's even making the women and children pay the iron price
Shit I haven't seen this in so long, I started giggling like a fucking retard.

fuck off to reddit

They had a cold open to get around revealing the hound's actor in the credits. They know that it's a spoiler, and if they don't want it to spoil the return, they will deal with it.

THE NIGHT KING IS DEAD
LONG LIVE THE NIGHT KING STANNIS

ok, so you are retarded. nevermind then.

Arrrggghhh Davos help me

>mfw OP's pic is telling the truth
>mfw episode starts
>mfw he isn't even in it
>mfw subverted again

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OP is a fag

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Fake
Otherwise the episode would be available already

his son frank told me he isnt coming back

Explain. Im brainlet

frank lied to you, frank

He's back I'm telling you god damn but fuck you all you'll see the episode Sunday you morons like everyone else and you will think about me

Fokin retards and incels. Even with facts you still act like idiots

I've been saying this since his death scene. There's a sword pointing at his injured leg, Brienne chops at an angle that would take off a leg, not a head. His head was resting against a giant tree, which wouldn't allow a sword to chop through his neck. And his final words were "do your duty". Brienne's duty was to find arya and Sansa, yet she abandoned it to selfishly find Stannis. He's coming back.

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If people thought Arya saving the day was ridiculous, wait till Stannis saves the day and defeats Cersei. Like DnD have always said,

>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’

Stop, you're getting my hopes up.

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>s8e8
>cersei's evil army is about to overcome the good team
>jon snow and khaleesi are down on their knees, cersey is walking toward them with a smirk on their face
>one norf soldier rushes at her
>(it's an epic throwback to when mance raider was getting btfo in season 5)
>the big zombie guy (idk his name) swats him out of the way
>cut to the soldier landing, his helmet falls off
>it's stannis
>"DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY PEACH SLICES"

get them up

get hype, he's coming back

reminder that if its a photograph of a screen, the picture is fake

on the contrary, in this case it looks legit

You can tell it's a Photoshop by the pixels

How would stannis react to Jon snow being rhaegars son and true heir to the iron throne

I don't think it would mean much. He saw targs as usurpers, but came to respect Jon as a leader. I think he'd be find with Jon being king.

He would fight for Jon's rights. That's simple.

Stannis is a man, a real one.

a bastard is a bastard is a bastard

>Also, Nutter revealed to the Journal that he didn’t even film any shots of Brienne’s sword going into Stannis, not even for safety. “Dave and Dan were very clear with how they wanted the scene dealt with and handled, and I was there to provide that for them,” he said.

winteriscoming.net/2015/06/19/director-david-nutter-on-whether-stannis-dead-if-hes-returning-for-season-6/

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Get fucking hype. This is D&D's one chance to redeem themselves

>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’

Quote from DnD

Stannis secretly controls the Golden Company with an iron (but fair) fist

>Stannis arrives after the aftermath of Cersei vs Stargs
>"Davos, your fingers... and your other fingers"

Targs were usurped and by law of the land have no claim to the throne. If Jon doesn't want it then there'd be nothing to worry about.

>But sir, thousand of normies will seethe
>Millions

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FTWD nick? the druggie? I wouldnt trust him..

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that's not the discussion you imbecile

>Stannis arrives with half army that "abandoned" him
>this is why he sighed when Bolten attacked at Winterfell, was not certain he'd survive the battle to fight another day
>Dany arrested for being dragon spawn
>Arya arrested for attempting to assassinate over his abduction of Gendry
>Davos arrested for his outburst over child burning
>Jaime arrested for incest
>Tyrion arrested for treason
>Varys arrested for treason
>Jon completely conflicted because Stannis saved his ass at the wall and now is the only realistic chance for warring against Cersei
>Stannis' men loose arrows into Dany's injured rampaging dragon to kill the foul beast and save CGI budget

Boys, we character drama once more

That would be fucking retarted. So I guess its not impossible. I would be neat to piss of the normies, but I think after all the shit they done to him, it would be a bitter taste, even if he wins.

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If it happens I apologize if it does not fuck you you are playing with my emotions you nigger faggot

Wait wait wait, just thought about a non retarded way of bringing him back.
>Big Bitch doesnt kill him cuz muh honor or some shit
>Stannis escapes across the Narrow Sea to Braavos
>Is appointed by the Iron Bank to lead the army that shall collect the debt
>Being a military genius he BTFO's everyone
>Becomes the rightful king of the Seven Kingdoms

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You are a monster

>getting hype for D&D to shit on Stannis even more than they already have
You guys never learn.

>millions will die

they don't even have millions in between both of their armies, or was he referring to civilians?

I'm 100% serious. I believe he's coming back, and It's going to be glorious.

SAVED if true

amazing lmao

In the show its hundreds/thousands. But i decided to adapt to the viewership numbers

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You can tell by the pixels that it is a shop

Please don't toy with me, boys. Is this legit? Can this be true? Please don't give me false hope.

Op's screenshot is fake, but Stannis is definitely coming back. see

autism

He would burn his own daughter alive to make this inconvenient fact go away

i bet its just bran looking into the past again