/got/

/got/

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Remember when Cersei blew up the sept of baelor with zero consequences? That was fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=_KbvDvc-WFE&feature=youtu.be&t=434

>Cersei gives birth before the Battle for KL
>the child is taken away to be safe
>Cersei ends up losing the Throne and dies
>Dany or whoever are now the king/queen of Westeros
>can't find Cersei's baby
>the baby is taken to Essos
>the baby grows up wanting to take back the Throne
>the cycle begins again
Thoughts?

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best daddy

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Reminder that Jon is a FUCKING MANLET

Tell me about DANY why is she so CUTE

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>blooms

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Results for who deserved their death the least.

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Do you think Brienne would ever use Melisandre's amulet to pretend to be a stranger for a night (or several) and help Jaime forget all about Cersei? I just thought it would be a funny thing, haha.

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>AAAAAAAAAAARGH, SAVE ME MAULER!

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>NO, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, I DID LIKE THE LONG NI-

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The last time the night king was cool was hardhome.

FROM THE DUSTY M-

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I want LEAKS
I need it CONFIRMED that shit is FUCKED

This

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>S8 E8, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat
>Ned, my love, what’s wrong?
>Oh, I had a terrible dream I was married to a ginger shrew and got decapitated
>How awful! Come downstairs and have breakfast with me and our three beautiful sons, that’ll take your mind off it
>Thanks, Ashara. I’m really glad that our actual children are cute and none of them look like horrible goblins

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That's not the Hound.

Lmao

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Why not

>0 votes for Tywin.
Madness. Madness and stupidity.

Bran doesn't have a line of dialogue for the rest of the show

>olly not even on the list
>stannis on the top of the list
Good job, incels.

>this show has medieval swords, magic and dragons
>normie girls love it
that thought gives me severe panic attacks

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did you only just notice.

I'm rewatching the Burlington Bar Battle of the Bastard reaction and I forgotten how fucking stupid the whole sequence is from beginning to end. makes last ep look like Kurosawa

based autists

now now, she's gonna see consequences the ep after next when arya jumps out of nowhere and stabs her

Bran is night king, Jamie kills bran. This is the only way the show could be saved.

>no Hodor
Hodor...

To be fair, he had one vote as did the Sandsnakes.

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dragon dildos flashing through your mind

>this show has romance, soap opera drama and girl power
>normie girls love it

Why did GRRM allow his polar opposites to adapt his work?

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>stark banner falling over theon's eye
Okay, this is kino.

What went through his mind when Arya showed up?

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Enough with your fake news

Isn't this fan account?

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they love it because it reached a critical mass of men who love it.
Normie women still don't like DnD or LOTR.

>shounen anime posters on the wall
Kind of proves that this is basically what GoT has become now. A shounen anime.

I DON'T HAVE BALLS

ARYA STARK? YOU'RE TELLING ME THE GREATEST THREAT THAT PLANETOS HAS EVER KNOWN WAS KILLED BY ARYA FUCKING STARK?

THE LONG NIGHT DIDN'T LAST A WHOLE NIGHT? HEHE

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>>normie girls love it
Because other normies love it. Girls do what other girls do. The only real fans are those girls that read the books out of curiousity. And those often tend to look like hell.

millenial genocide when

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I fucking hate this normie shit so much.

A combination of no zigzagging and an attempt at recreating the battle of cannae with no understanding of how it actually worked.

imagine Bear Loli stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...

>Why the fuck did that cripple shit just not tell me to wait two minutes?

>N-NO, THE BUILDUP!
>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A LONG NIGHT
>I HAD SO MUCH MORE TO GIVE

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>stark banner falling over theon's eye
saw it many times already, amazing work

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"Fuck...you...Bran"
>dies

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The rape and its beauty

embarrassing

>H-HAYAI!

money

Reminder that Bran can see into the future so he could've told everyone from the start exactly what will happen and how.

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>millenial genocide when
>yikes.png
oh, the irony

Remember when Theon got kicked in the groin and it didn't hurt because hurr no dick

Do you guys think the Night King named his icicle sword he never used

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/thread

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That's stupid enough that DND might consider it poetic or something

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it's the exact exclamation that comes to mind when I see these things

Has it become as bad as MHA?

Subverting expectations only work when it’s in service of the story. That’s why the red wedding or the mountain and the viper works. Arya killing the night king doesn’t work because that isn’t her arc. Her arc is Cersei. Jamie or Jon killing the night king makes sense. That ties up either of their arcs well.

>Dabid, giuv oos goot enden'
NOH

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Damage control

Also this is a fake profile

What sex scene would you write into the show?

N

>Get home from wageslaving
>See the thread is moving faster than usual
>Got excited for leaks
>No leaks to be found
Just fuck my shit up

>Your people can't fi-

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>but you just stood there and watched
???????????????????

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Fake account

Why didn’t they have dragonglass weapons?

Black people chimping out, how original

Tywin and Shae. Tyrion in the closet, watching.

based

Fuck T*llys (minus Blackfish who is the literal black sheep of the family)

>the night king jobbed to this

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Plenty more white people are doing the same thing

What Dany scenes are kino?

I think you mean BLACK BVLLS, incel.

Lyanna Mormont and Ghost

I just can't take Cersei as a final villain seriously
She was always a fucking retard who got way more success than she deserved
At least Joffrey was entertaining, Night King had all the fonts but they ruined him too.
What a trainwreck

When even the chav actress can do better than multi-millionaire Emmy-winning writers

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arya and me

saved, great work

The scene that she is afraid when Jaime starts the spear charge

all of them

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Bessie and young Robert

Her visions were pretty cool.

>arya and the hound out together
>they rest and make camp
>the hound takes off all his clothes
>goes into the bath to take a river
>arya spots his massive cock
>waits for him to fall asleep then slowly starts to suck him off

OH HELL NAW SHE GUN STAB HIM GUUUD THE CRACKA DONE

>Fuck T*llys
Hey fuck you, buddy.

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The one where khal drogo rapes her

Redpilled boyfriend

>Ruh roh!

Based

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Reminder that she's only a final boss because the writers enjoy having their threesome orgies with Lena Headey.

Anyone who bothers with BTS will know D&D writes the actors and not the characters.

Calling it now: if "Bran" still tries to push Jon to take the throne himself, or if the God's Eye is mentioned in anyway, this motherfucker is EVIL.

The Three-Eyed Raven is not to be trusted.

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never sully your genes with a tully.
Jon is Neds & Ashara's son.
fuck the Tully bastards

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Nice going attacking Tywin's flank preemptively you fucking retard. You just got everyone killed.

wtf why is there legit criticism here, delete this

There are leaks dude

>The Hound and Mountain fight, both die
>Either Jon or Jaime kills Euron
>Jaime kills Cersei, but he probably also dies
>Jon kills Dany
>Tyrion destroys King's Landing, Jon regretfully has to execute him
>Jon reestablishes the Night's Watch and takes the black again
>Bran, Arya, and Sansa rule Westeros

Why would bran give a fuck about the game of thrones.

azor jaime x sansa

S7 when she gets wet for Jon

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>old gran is right all along

Friendly reminder that if you don't believe that this is how the show should have ended, you are an unironic tranny.
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=119&v=cGh3s0lPxCQ

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>normie women don't like LotR
I've never met a single person who didn't like LotR, no matter how normie
You people really need to get out more, LotR isn't some obscure trilogy only 4channers like.

Even the actors know that killing NK should have been a team effort with Jon pulling most of the weight

That's unironically a terrific idea.

Based.

All of those are fake.

>Sophie
>Nikolaj
>Michelle
Based

>Maisie
Cringe

>Virgin emmy winning cuckold braindead showrunners vs the chad chav goblin shafter

This.

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Best Characters:
1. Azor Arya (Night King Slayer, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
2. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
3. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
4. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest character development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)

Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)

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*crack*
*sip*

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>Where did all these undead come from?!

Dany is /OURGIRL/

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Based Jaime, based Salsa

The thing that makes the Red Wedding so good is that it makes absolute sense as a natural progression of the plot. It comes as such a shock because of our own biases and our tendency to assume things about how fiction is written vs. how events transpire in reality.
Arya jumping out of nowhere and killing the Night King is literally the opposite. It is shocking because it's not the natural progression of the story and hasn't been built towards in the slightest, and because we as viewers don't expect the show to take a cliched last minute hero saves the day twist anymore, because this is Game of Thrones, or at least it should be.

Cruel
Awful
Terrible
Evil
Loathsome
Yucky
Nauseating

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FOR LOVE

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Same goes for Ned's death in S1, he was supposed to go to the wall but Joffrey decided to swing his kingly authority around and ordered Ned's death.
The audience was led to believe that Ned would be left alive but was subverted when a boy king made a rash decision without thinking about the consequences.

>muh raid bosses

fuck off back to WoW

anyone have the webm of the hound slapping arya mixed with the nightking stab?

Remember that time Cat sold out half her family to her father's servant just to cross a shitty bridge?

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Oh sorry, Robb. I didn't have my fucking magical mind reading abilities active that day to just know exactly what your fucking strategy was. I know informing your commanders of what you're fucking planning is for non mind reading normies, but maybe it wouldn't have hurt...

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I like when she sacks Astapor. It’s unexpected and it’s before her whole “Breaker of Chains” shtick gets old.

based and aryapilled

I love Jaime but I hope Giantfucker gets his amazon wife

This. real leaked ending is
>Jon kills Dany
>Hound is mortally wounded fighting Mountain and Arya puts him down
>Bran pulls a "there must always be a lich king"
>Jon reforms the Night's Watch as its 1000th Lord Commander
>Sansa and Tyrion install democracy

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Amazing
Sweet
Humble
Astounding
Ravishing
Angelic

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Actually you're not wrong.

This is so well made tho. The theon stark banner. Stannis and the flames.

so they wanted to bait the night king into the werewolf, but who exactly did they expect to kill him? theon?

>all those typing errors
Did a retarded Italian 8 year old write that interview up? Jesus christ

The Twins thing was so out of place. Especially cause needing to cross at the Twins is literally never mentioned again.

>trusting a known drunk with vital information
Just hold the fucking castle Edmure. You got the most simple of instructions and you still fucked up. Hold. The. Castle.

Honestly bros, if Melisandre told me that she would fuck me only if she could fit her whole hand inside my ass I'd start training right now every day until I can take it. Why is she so HOT AAAAA

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>Euron Grayjoy is an attractive, intelligent white male
>"Un fucking acceptable"

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Now show your tits

>god tier
dany, ygritte, waif, doreah, ros, talisa
>great tier
frogfu, mycerlla, cersei, arya, karsi, ramsay's gf
>okay tier
bad pussy, melly, sandra, shae, whip snake
>shit tier
gilly, catelyn, brienne

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it's google translated

we don't talk about it

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>dancing with more than one man
HOOOOOOOOOOOAR

Yara domming Theon

I hate how nobody ever mentioned just what a terrible fucking deal Cat made. Did everyone think that but nobody wanted to say because she's the king's mother? Maybe it was Robb's fault for not sending a northerner instead. Walder would toy around with Hoster's idiotic kids like puppets.

How is Jon going to be able
To prove he's the heir to the throne?

REMINDER THAT NED FUCKED THIS WOMAN AND JON IS THEIR PROGENY
REMINDER THAT NED FUCKED THIS WOMAN AND JON IS THEIR PROGENY
REMINDER THAT NED FUCKED THIS WOMAN AND JON IS THEIR PROGENY
REMINDER THAT NED FUCKED THIS WOMAN AND JON IS THEIR PROGENY

>Why would bran give a fuck about the game of thrones.
Might point exactly. Also, it's not Bran, it's "The Three-Eyed Raven." Why does he want Jon to know that he is the rightful king? What's in it for him? Why is the God's Eye in the intro's now?

He was with the Children and they were trying to kill all humans. Why do we trust everything that he says? Why do we believe that his explanation for the Night King's motives are the Night King's actual motives? Why do we trust ANYTHING that he says? He knows everything, true, but he has an agenda outside of stopping the Night King.

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I know the show is utter shite but hey guys look at the positive side! Cleganebowl is coming!
Remember
youtube.com/watch?v=Vhf4rX9-DcA

Bcucked
Aby
RNed
RStark
I
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A
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Sansa and Ned Starks reanimated corpse in the crypts.

>>goes into the bath to take a river

The final battle of the night king should have been during episode 5, and took place at the eyrie because anybody in the show thinking winterfell is defensible after it getting sacked by fucking ironborn and wildlings is stupid.

I'm still not over my dude Roose Bolton dying.

Imagine having an important character killcount lower than a senile old man lmao.

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Remember that time Cat sold out half her family to cross a shitty bridge and then it was all for nothing anyways as she just released their most important hostage from that maneuver?

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This

It was the only crossing point that didn't require Robb to get past Tywin's army.

Ned was a fucking idiot lets be real. He doesn't do anything smart in the entire show/extended history. He's just >muh honour.

Didn't even kill a single Stark.

Even Joffrey managed that.

Who had best banner i think boltons

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Fuck niggers

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The starks shouldn’t be smart. That’s a Lannister characteristic

Remember that time Cat did fucking everything in her power to completely fuck up everything Robb was doing? Which is saying a lot because he was fucking up pretty bad on his own.

>main character fighting zombies
>they get swarmed, often knocked down or their weapon gets knocked away by ravenous, unending, fearless undead who are strong enough to punch through stone and fast enough to literally act like a wave when crashing into a formation of soldiers and flood several ranks deep on first contact
>cut away to next scene
>cut back
>main character revealed to be still alive

just got around to watching it and christ alive this shit is bad

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technically, show Euron is a good or at least neutral guy. He hasn't really done anything Ramsay/Joffrey-tier.

How can one man be so based?

I'm ok with Arya killing him, a lot of people say it felt forced but if Jon killed him it would have been too predictable.

Big brain is knowing Theon should have killed him.

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based and Daynepilled. Jon Snow is the one and only Sword of the Morning. dumb Azor poster need not apply

why did they get out of the castle and just stand around without using the walls at all? t. didn't listen to the dialogue that much in ep2

What happened to the bar with the hipsters and the ugly cow girl in front?

Long night literally was the shortest night.

Pottery

I'd be ok with Jon being the next Sword of the Morning. Even though he's a mediocre swordsman.

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>not asking for that anyway

Post yfw he returns

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>Battle of winterfell episode positivity thread on R*ddit
>They only thing they can compliment is the music
You literally can't make this shit up.
Music is fucking dope though.
youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4

Too bad listening to it reminds me of that shitty fucking ending.

Ned built a serious legacy, his bannermen are still loyal to his cause and his children whereas the second Tywin died everyone was like yep fuck the Lannisters. Tywin dreams he could make a dynasty like Ned built over the North

it's worse than bad

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Winterfell was tiny af in the show, no way that those rapist dothraki army would've fit in there. on a second thought it really was for the best, fuck those foreign shits

Are you forgetting his objectification of women? Euron is undoubtedly more evil than the Night King.

Delet this! He's the good guy! The Starks are the good guys!

>prince who sacrificed everything
>his bepis

Arya could have killed him but Jon should have fought him.

replaced with man in drag

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Remeber when Ed Sheeran

>>Battle of winterfell episode positivity thread on R*ddit
You know shit has gone beyond shit when you need to have a safe space thread just to escape all the criticism.

It was mostly sucking Tyrion's dick and testicle jokes

It's literally not if you look at a map. There was no way for them to get to Jaimes army in time without crossing at the Twins.

Lets roll back a bit and remember why she committed to this war in the first place

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literally no explanation, the entire battle was retarded at every level
genuinely not even the kind of common sense approach that someone without any specific knowledge of battles or strategy would do, instead it makes actual anti-sense the stuff they did

voted hotpie just because i like cute fat guys and want to eat his cooking

>Even though he's a mediocre swordsman.
in the books also? i mean he trained like a madman when he got Longclaw from the old bear

>super powered necromancer
>flies around on a dragon
>able to create carbon copies of himself
>unable to be killed by conventional means
>not a raid boss

Based Kit.

He deserved his death 100%. Don't fall for DABID whitewashing.

We don't know if it's Ned or his brother, right?

House Blackbar.

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Yeah he's notthing special.

Kono Stannis Da!

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How could you possibly get the idea that Jon is a bad swordsman?

I have no mouth and I must scream.

Which one is that?

Please be a SOMEONE TALLER

she could kill him but not with teleport

Remember that time Robb only fucked up because he was terrified of the thought of creating a bastard after seeing Jon tortured by Cat for his whole life?

I can't believe Kit fucked Emilia

Why didn’t the night king just not go to the battle. He would have won.

That's really not true, he may be no Jaime Lannister but he's trained all his life and has been killing men since he was 14. He's at least in the top 10 of currently alive and non crippled characters

NED FUCK MY SISTER

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He wanted to bust the fattest nut when he started jerking his ding dong over bran's corpse

Brienne would have been an alright choice too since ultimately her mission is to protect the Starks, NK would get a fatal hit on her but she manages to hit NK with a killing blow before she bleeds out. This solution would also have worked in the sense that she dies a heroic death right after getting knighted.

Plot induced retardation

he wanted to kill bran in person, he was just that petty

Night King wanted to kill Bran because he's now a cloud storage for weirwood network/CoF. He might have also wanted to destroy the weirwood tree itself because someone definetly fucked up the tree in front of which NK was created. The only problem is this would definetely imply that Bran/CoF are evil and always were evil. Which in turn means no mystery or hype whatsoever for the prequel series. So no, fuck all of you nerds, there will be zero explanations given at the end. There is also zero chance of Baelish showing up at the end because producers would want those reaction videos with people crying and whimpering over the bittersweet happy end and not with the looks of utter confusion.

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Remember that time Robb desperately wanted to save the Stark house but Cat objected, wanting complete Lannister control over Jon being legitimized?

I'd forgotten how much we all hate Cat.

WHY DID SHE KIDNAP TYRION?

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Are the blackbars inspired by the story behind the austrian flag?

>Dabid insists on not giving the NK any dialogue or motivation because he's supposed to be a force of nature
>Makes him do stupid shit like this

>Noh..
>i already did..

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Good choices for Night King slayers
>Jamie
>Brienne
>Jon
>The Hound
>Jorah
Bad choices
>literally anyone else

If anyone is still discussing Dothraki tactics, try and change my mind that anything they would've done was useless and they should've been left on Dragonstone. Also, the true tactical crime was the artillery not being behind the line.

Hey, he's pretty damn good. By late ASOS, nobody at Castle Black is on his level (granted, a lot of the Watch's best fighters are dead) and he has to train with that Emmet guy from Eastwatch.
I agree he's definitely not Dayne-tier though.

Because Tullys are RETARDS

RUN ALONG NOW THEON, GO DIE NOW PLEASE. THE AUDIENCE KNOWS IT'S COMING SO PLEASE GET IT OVER WITH.

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>people putting 3 over 2 and 4.
Normalfags invaded sooner than I thought.

>Jon killed him it would have been too predictable.
Because he was one of the few who was tied to that whole plotline, you don't spend 7 seasons building up a plot just have it end in one episode by a character that has had nothing to do with it.

I would have been fine with Arya doing it if she actually had anything to do with the WW threat. I mean, Missandei killing Cersei would be a big surprise and it would be to predictable to have Arya do it right?

JOIN OUR HOUSES

Trying to re-read those chapters is absolutely infuriating. Cat is legitimately such an awful person

>There will come a day after a long summer when the stars bleed and the cold breath of darkness falls heavy on the world. In this dread hour a warrior shall draw from the fire a burning sword. And that sword shall be Lightbringer, the Red Sword of Heroes, and he who clasps it shall be Azor Ahai come again, and the darkness shall flee before him.

The bleeding star is Jon Snow, the Star of the show who is getting his ass kicked at the battle of Winterfell. The cold breath of darkness? Episode 3 was dark as a night sky. Sounds dark. Plus, the cold breath of darkness is the undead dragon's blue fire breathing at Jon. I know fire is usually hot, but this is symbolic of an undead dragon embodying darkness stopping Johnny Walker.

Next is the warrior (Arya) who draws from the fire a burning sword. We now know this sword is the ancient Valyrian Steel dagger Catspaw. The free dictionary defines a catspaw as
>A light breeze that ruffles small areas of a water surface.

What did we see right before Arya stabbed the NK? A light breeze rustling the hair of a white walker. The water surface? That's the snowy ground. But if you're still unconvinced, Arya trained in the art of water dancing by Syrio Forell, which is the combat style of Braavos (where she learned to be a Faceless Man Woman).

How did she draw it from the fire? Well, who was it that reinvigorated her lost hope? Beric Dondarrion, the warrior of light. And Melisandre, a fire priestess. Arya drew from fire (Melisandre) the Catspaw (Lightbringer) to kill the NK.

If that's not evidence enough, look at the legend behind the Prince (or Princess) that was Promised.
>When the red star bleeds and the darkness gathers, Azor Ahai shall be born again amidst smoke and salt.

Arya was trained on how to be a stealthy, ninja-like assassin. What do ninjas use for stealth? Smoke. Furthermore, what were the reactions of everyone when Arya killed the NK? Salt. Arya was reborn again amidst salt and smoke after the red stars bled.

brienne of fucking tart would have been incredibly stupid, even more than arya
defeating the hound with punches was already dumb enough

>14 years later.
>Daenerys is now a fucking drunken whale.
KINOLOGY

Gee I can't imagine WHY this scene was cut

Fat man should've just given us a Robb PoV instead so we would've gotten more from that than just MUH CHILDREN MUH FAITH

By god, he did it.

There could still be hype for the prequel series if the Three-Eyed Raven is revealed to be evil.

Why do we automatically assume that he has good intentions? Honest question.

>in the books she's half zed
who said that books have superior plot?

This. Every Tully in the series is shown to be an idiot. Even the blackfish, hes just a cool idiot.

Imagine how horrifying it would have been if the night king just wasn’t there, they lose a ton of their army and have to retreat. They could probably burn a path with a dragon, but only leave with a s many people as there are horses that survived. Would have been so much better.

Nah, nothing is more stupid that a teleporting goblin jumping off of a table and killing death itself just like that.

WITCHY WOMAN SHE HOW HIGH SHE FLIES!!

her boyfriend is sensible person, goblin just scored a keeper

I just want to remind you all that GRRM is responsible for all the fun you're having in this thread. Without him, there would have been no Game of Thrones, and probably no Lord of the Rings movies either (Jackson was inspired by ASoIaF). Keep in mind that when George started working on these books fantasy was still relatively new and there was basically nothing else like it. Only Tolkien and Conan. It was because of people like George setting the bar that got amazing works like Malazan, Elric, Berserk, Thomas covenant, and so on and so on. Without him we would still be reading fairy tales like Lord of the Rings where the good guys always win and everyone has plot armor. George changed all of this. So even if he's not perfect, he deserves your thanks for changing fantasy forever.

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Why does the NK give a fuck about Bran?

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>And even when she dies, she fucking refuses to stay dead
Hope Jamie burns her.

Why hasn't Brienne been executed for killing Stannis? Or do they not know? He was the one Ned Stark supported as king and she murdered him while he was trying to take back the North for the Starks.

the way is stupid but arya was acceptable and in the top 3 of possible nk's killers

Jews at work.

He is necessary evil.

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Nah, Cersei’s baby will hold Casterly Rock

Reminder that Jon accomplished absolutely nothing of value against the Walkers

>The wight hunt was an embarrassing failure
>He gave NK a dragon for free
>He gave NK a broken wall for free
>Literally none of Dany's forces or dragons made a difference
>They lost the fight and it was all Arya one shotting NK
NOTHING JON DID MATTERED. IN FACT HE ACTIVELY MADE IT WORSE FOR EVERYONE.

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>too predictable

The show is ending retard, hellooo? He's built up to be the savior all those seasons. And he didn't even swing his sword against NK once.

Not only that, other WWs just stood there. Instead of making main characters unkillable in a carnage, at least they all could have stood beside Bran and defend him against WWs, the main evil guys. That would be more satisfying. And when Jon is about to lose, Arya would have stabbed NK. That would also be good. Cliche, but good.

that was powerful and brave

Blackfish isn't an idiot IMO which is why he's the black sheep of the family. He got the recessive non-retard gene or something. No wonder he ditched that awful family to guard some useless gate instead.

>Jon did nothing
Na, his entire purpose in life was to set up this opportunity for Arya :^)

I don’t.
Remind me?

the implications implied are that bran knew arya would kill the NK which is the real reason he gave her the dagger (not to kill littlefinger).... he also implied that he knew the NK would come for him in the godswood. both of these things suggest he can see the future and knew exactly what would happen

if this is the case why would he let the dothraki be wiped out, all those unsullied and northerners killed, dany losing a dragon?!! WHOS SIDE IS HE ON WHY IS HE TRYING TO WEAKEN DANY WTF IS HIS PROBLEM

>Actual article refers to arya as 100 pound girl, bongland has to translate it to 45kg
Top kek

Claiming the Unsullied
First time her and Drogo have sex
Her executing the slave boy'
House of the Undying

That's all I can think of.

Sorry, no time for choreography.

i'm sure there's some throwaway line at some point wher bran says if he is killed by the Nk that is what causes the long night or something idk its all bollocks

fucking incredible

jon is a cuck

I don't I had to look it up. So what would Blackbars' be? A member of the Night's Watch getting jizzed on a bunch and he removes his belt after?

>Hope Jamie burns her.
IF jamie ends up in winterfell and die, Stoneheart will revive him when she see's him protecting her dumb children.

He found out that Valyrian steel worked against white walkers, but fuck if that mattered.

What an absolute SHIT list.
>jaime
a rapist, attempted child murderer, kinlayer, and kingslayer yeah no thanks
>brienne
a kingslayer that betrayed the crown to support a LITERAL heretical faggot also ugly and stupid
>jon
SOMEONE TALLER PLEASE
>the hound
the hound is on a path to pacifism and redemption it would make ZERO SENSE to kill he night king also he hates fire and likes the cold SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE KILL THE COLD GUY
>jorah
slave-trader, cuck, and cancer patient killing the biggest ivllain LOL no thanks bro
Here's some good choices for you.
>sweerobin
unexpected, also has telepathic abilities stronger than bronn's
>qyburn
is a necromancer so killing the dead while also bringing people to life would be incredibly poetic like poetry
>bran
could make his own army of the dead and kill the night king's army of the dead
>littlefinger
azor littlefinger etc incredibly strong theory and would trigger normies forever
etc etc etc
BASICALLY you chose the worst people because your'e a dumb normie kys

He died like he died in the books

sorta

Kys

how will the books handle bran and not make him the absolute travesty of a non-character with ridiculously overpowered yet stupidly undefined skills he is in the show

>his purpose in life was to protect a goblin
How can someone so based be so cringe?

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IIRC Robb considered legitimizing Jon and recalling him from the wall so he could marry the Freys to cover for Robb marrying a Westerling.

It's been a LONG ass time since I read though so I could be getting this 100% wrong.

Robb wants to legitimize Jon to Stark because the Lannisters will make a claim to Winterfell through Sansa's unborn child to Tyrion. Cat objects to this, instead preferring the Lannisters having a better claim to the North than a son of Ned Stark.

>qyburn killing the night king
Kino.

Did you enjoy writing that? Did it make you feel good?

I

actually his purpose was to give the kiss of life to catelyn but ok

it all part of the plan... and it beautiful

Well, he got killed by valyrian steel.

Worst part is all of the idiots praising the show for being "so mature" or "humans are the real monsters lol" as if that hasn't been done to death already

Will Danny undergo a walk of shame?

>jaime
>rapist
Nice bait

Jaime should be the Azor Ahai.

>All these people died so Arya could teleport behind NK and kill him before the long night even began

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Why didn't the they have archers with dragonglass arros hidden in the tree branches to shoot the NK once he arrived to kill Bran?

im just pointing outyou're uncreative stick to fanfiction

That isn't any better, honestly.

>if this is the case why would he let the dothraki be wiped out, all those unsullied
You know why

THE DAYNE BLOODLINE MUST LIVE ON

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Robb didn't just consider it, he actually did it, giving the signed letter to Glover. In the books, Jon is a legitimized Stark by Robb without knowing it.

what a sad post

He actually wrote down that he legitimized Jon in a scroll somewhere. That will be how he becomes king in the north in the books.

MISSES OBAMA GET DOWN

>ALLEGED LEAKS

4. A Solidified Stark-Targaryen Alliance

>According to the hosts, leaked footage from the second half of Game of Thrones Season 8 includes a sort of hybrid of the Stark and Targaryen sigils shown on a banner. This suggests that despite their recent issues, Dany and Jon may get married and merge their houses. Alternatively, maybe Jon will simply declare himself the one true Targaryen based on his bloodline and create a new house of Ice and Fire.

does anyone have photographic proof of this alleged sigil?

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why is this deleted

>triggered jaime fanboy wants his KINGSLAYER KINGSLAYER KINGSLAYER captcha ending
LMAO@you

">no stop its not right "
>"i dont care"

sad post

Guys... what if, in the books, Jon is revived with the kiss of life from Catelyn? Like, what better ending to her story than for her final action to be to save the boy she loathed her entire life? I can't honestly say I have any idea how George would do that, but the fact that it's been introduced that life can be passed on like it was from Beric to Cat makes me think it's possible, and it feels like the perfect conclusion to Cat's storyline and the least cheap way to revive Jon.

idk, figure it out yourself lmao.

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>0:10
Is this the Wakanda clap?

fucking retard

youtube.com/watch?v=X4RuB3gT8t0

>that shitty Stark/Targ sigil could be real

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Storytelling>creativity
It’s why Arya killing the night king doesn’t work. It’s not her story. Real creativity is coming up with an interesting end that still feels satisfying. I bet the Last Jedi is your favorite Star Wars movie because of all the wacky twists.

New

It's plausible but it would require her to go from the riverlands all the way to the wall. They can't teleport in the books so it would take an entire book for her to just get that far north.

Wasn't that Sam.

None. I always skipped the scenes from fucking Essos.

Cersei has no claim to the throne to begin with.

do you have pics of it?

Someone gently fucking either Shireen or bearloli, I don’t care who.

>Stark and Targaryen sigils shown on a banner
What is it, a fire-breathing direwolf?

not Jon but Jamie.

What combined sigils would be kino?

>a sort of hybrid of the Stark and Targaryen sigils
BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES

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My CK2 is rusty but once you hold/create the title you automatically get a claim for it if you're usurped right?

No point in reviving her if he doesn't flesh out her character at least a bit more

Replace star with stark. Jon is the prince that was promised born beneath a bleeding stark. ( lyanna ) and was literally named Aegon Targaryen by his mother begging her brother to cast away his honour for love. To promise his sister to raise the new born prince as his own son and protect him.

We know that during the first long night that Westeros froze down to Dorne due to the Rhoyne freezing all the way down to where it aligns with Dorne. So it's safe to assume the original Night King made it all the way to Dorne where the battle for the Dawn was fought. Say Dorne five times really fast. Sounds the same as Dawn. And you have the sword of house Dayne named Dawn. And there house is named Starfall. Again Star should be interpreted as Stark.

Now we have to look at the the sword Dawn and if there are any other materials in the known world that match its description. And the only time anything is ever described as the sword is the remains of white walkers after freshly killing them. Their bones have been described exactly the same as the sword Dawn. And are the only thing in the books to be described in the same fashion. Dawn was 'carved' from the heart of a fallen Stark. The first Night King.

Jon is Azor Ahai as Melisandre confused repeatedly trying to see Azor Ahai hoping to see Stannis but all she sees is Snow. Not snow but 'Snow'.

Lightbringer is Jaime who will be Jons sworn sword. As that is his profession and has been a sworn sword to multiple kings. And each forging of the sword is him breaking away from being the kingslayer and becoming Jaime one of the most heroic and true Knights in the series.

He is the only character to match the forging attempts of lightbringer. In water, the killing of the lion and Nissa Nissa will be Cersei aligning with the volanqar theory that is obviously Jaime. As Tyrion is targeted by Cerseis hatred due to the prophecy but we're reminded time and time again Jaime is the younger twin who was born later.

It was posted in a thread earlier today.

*ahem*
FUCK WHITE WALKERS

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>Cat loved season 1 lannisters

based, shame she had to die

he wants to destroy the memory of man, and bran holds all the memory of man or something

well fucking go back and find it and post it for me you peasant

now

Because the NK is Bran and the three eyed Raven stole his body.

___________________________________________________________________________________________noh

That's a nice foot

Do you think Liam hit that?
They seem to be extremly close in all of their episode commentaries...

This is what the show is good for now. It's shock value on the first viewing, designed to be good enough at first glance yet failing to hold up to a certain standard with any level of critical thinking. They enjoy it in some way on the first go-through, even if they recognize that it's shit. They enjoy it because of the spectacle. But mostly, they enjoy it because they're supposed to, because that's what's supposed to happen.

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lol ok nm i realize now this is all based on that stupid window sticker from the wrap party

theres literally nothing about that to suggest its part of the actual show

All that underlying message about futility of power struggles, gone. None of it matters, it's all "dude red wedding lmao" to get maximum views. Even this whole travesty was intentionally made so people would post on reddit or youtube or whatever. All of the cast tweets was probably fed to them to say to manufacture controversy.

Why didn't Ned just tell Cat about Jon's true parentage and ask her to keep it a secret on her honor? I think the one person in the world, aside from Jon himself, that should know is your fucking wife who hates the shit out of your bastard kid for something that's not even his fault.