Bran doesn't have a single line of dialogue for the rest of the show. His character arc is done, turns out all of this was ultimately so Arya could stab the Night King.
Cersei isn't the big final villain; it's Euron. He kills her and for some reason The Mountain and Quybern are loyal to him. Don't question it, it's about subverting expectations.
Bronn actually tries to kill both Jamie and Tyrion. He sucseeds with Jamie, but before he can get to Tyrion Sansa kills him. Tyrion makes a dwarf joke and never mourns his brothers death.
Final battle is a night time battle, the entirety of Kings Landing gets blown up but Quybern is the only named character that dies. Clegainebowl is two seconds long before Arya kills The Mountain. Euron critically injures Arya (she's fine after the battle ends, don't worry), so Jon kills Euron in rage. That somehow ends his character arc.
Dany ends up on the Iron Throne. Turns out there is no real bittersweet ending, she just wins and things are mostly fine. Expectations subverted.
sorry, i think you meant to post your fanfiction blog to
Kayden Collins
> but before he can get to Tyrion Sansa kills him
In a sea of obvious bullshit, this nugget tickles me the most.
Connor Gonzalez
I dont doubt this shit
D&D are retarded
Cooper Cox
no way they let a fucking white male kill a pregnant QUEEN
Jonathan Cook
after episode 3 this might be right
Jack Thompson
sneed
Jordan Jones
Sounds absolutely retarded. I believe it.
Robert White
Whatever they do know will be shit anyways they might as well do it like you say
Thomas Smith
Jon Snow is going to kill Dany
Elijah Gomez
This is so retarded I believe it at this point.
Elijah Wilson
This is actually too dumb ever for these retards. Nice try though, OP
Xavier Lee
this is the worse shit I've read so far about the last episodes
it's probably real
Nathaniel Sanchez
An easy way to tell this is bullshit.. OP seems to have major details but never any explanation as to how/why they happen.
>Euron kills Cersei but "for some reason" Qyburn and Mountain don't react at all.. Ah, must have been an interesting leak to read/watch that gave you that tidbit but no explanation.
>Dany ends up on the Iron Throne. Turns out there is no real bittersweet ending, she just wins and things are mostly fine. Expectations subverted.
Yeah guys Dany just wins, no explanation at all in this the last season. Mentions subverting expectations again.. It's almost like this is all meme'd off of peoples responses to last week's ep.
3/10
Camden Foster
Real last episode:
After military victory, Dany gives back Tarly's family sword to Sam. He kills her, is judged and killed, before revealing Jon's ancestry. Gilly tries to reveal the truth, but it only causes some dissenter to flee in secrecy to burn the Citadel.
The books are burning while the Maesters cry. The news cause chaos at all parts. Slavers' troops are seen arriving at the shores of KL. Elephants and the real Golden Company are in huge numbers. The Iron Bank gambit paid off. Mario Naharis head is put in a pike.
The sun is strong, there is no winter anymore. Final scene is the survivors wandering in random directions, escaping persecution. Final shot is Jon looking exausted in a forest. AAAAARGGHHH
The end
Christopher Morgan
I fucking hate d&d
Samuel Bennett
consider how fucking shit things have turned out, i think its possible. never doubt the retardation that is d&d
Dominic Walker
Honestly this
Justin Sanders
Yep, OP's bullshit was too internally consistent and even though bullshit it had a logical flow to it which D&D could never do because, like, so random n sheeit
Explain to me why would a woman on top of a dragon just stand there while the horde stabs at her dragon and doesn't orders him to fly or shoot fire immediately?
Gabriel Howard
I unironically believe it.
Jeremiah Collins
I bet aryas gonna end up killing cersei too because YAAAAS SLAY QUEEEEEN
Logan Allen
fuk this show
Noah Torres
It would actually fit her arc but I don't see why Greyworm can't be the one to do it now after last episode.
You can make twists without shitting on the audience. This shit studios are doing is all about shitting on audiences.
Camden Howard
Can you? Seems like this is the way of modern media now. Do exactly what no one would ever expect to happen, even if it makes no sense and kind of fucks the story up.
Watching everyone get killed by characters with zero emotional connection to them like Arya with the NK would be fucking hilarious at this point, I sort of wish they'd do it. >Tormund kills Cersei >Sam kills The Mountain >Euron kills Gilly >Gendry kills Qyburn >Hot Pie avenges Gilly and kills Euron >Wandering bard Eddard Sheeran kills Dany
>Hot Pie avenges Gilly and kills Euron This would unironically save the show for me, I'd never be able to stop laughing.
Caleb Hall
>explanation >GoT
Dominic Martin
it sucks so hard it's probably true
Jackson Peterson
Its bullshit but I believe it
John Sullivan
based
Chase Ward
Why would you write this? GoT is cursed, now whatever actually happens is somehow going to be worse than this tripe.
Christian King
stop spamming your shitty low quality video no one cares about you attention whoring faggot
Luke Edwards
fuck of weiss
Lincoln Myers
Euron being the final boss on the show where he’s a shitty laughable attempt at a serious threat only serves to underscore what a big deal he will be in the books.
Joshua Mitchell
God this was unironically the worst tv show I've seen this decade Good I was done with this shit series after that terrible ep3 anyway now I don't have to watch it anymore
Carter Gonzalez
>well, what is it
Parker Ward
Sam and Gilly kill Cersei, Greyworm wins Cleganebowl.
Christopher Taylor
>OP seems to have major details but never any explanation as to how/why they happen.
Neither do the writers. That's what makes it so realistic.
This. D&D are hacks. I wasted my time on the books and my life on this show!
Julian Butler
This is so shite it's gotta be real.
Aiden Torres
the big twist is sansa "turning" on her family
Cameron Morris
she is the smartest character after all
Cooper Miller
What if I told you that the plan to defeat the Night's King was to use Bran as a bait to lure him out but then they have their entire army killed beforehand for some reason. But in the next episode the army is back alive without an explanation. Sounds fucking retarded doesn't it?
Sebastian Rogers
>mfw arya said sansa is the smartest person she has known
R E T C O N
also didn't you spend a few days waiting on tywin lannister...
>Be Arya >Get trained by Syrio Forrel >Get trained by faceless men >Spend time waiting on/learning from Tywin Lannister >Get mentored and protected by The Hound >"Salsas the smartest person I've ever met"
Not quite bad enough as what it'll be, but you're getting there. Now that the Arya subversion pleased the normalfags, they need to do one even bigger to top it each episode.
Dominic Campbell
Reminder that the leak about Arya killing the NK was right and that same leak had Jon killing Dany
Christian Martin
That's bullshit but I believe it
Dylan Bell
Also the apocalyptic long night that had been built up for 8 seasons? Yeah we never got to see the effects of that because bad guy got shanked in the guts as soon as he got past the wall. Why is the Night's King doing what he's doing even after turning against the children of the forest? What happened last time that made him retreat? What woke him up again? Why does he make more white walkers out of babies? Fuck it, it just happens for some reason, no explanation needed. We got our expectations royally subverted I'll give them that
Jaxson Gray
They did claim that they filmed several endings to throw leakers off but I guess that probably was an old switcheroo and they lied about it
Anthony Ramirez
>Dany wins
W-WHO RUN THE WORLD? G-GIRLS...R-RIGHT?
Robert Thomas
Wait guys. Stop. I figured it out. The night king is dead so that shit they pulled on last episode is not going to work again. The only solution, make a new Night king to hijack Cersei´s army. Bran knows how to do it. The prince who was promised probably refeers to a Targaryen prince promised to the dead. Jon will probably become the new night king... but when the moment comes to kill this new night king Arya won´t be able to do it because she loves Jon. Daenerys dragons won´t be able to do it because she loves Jon too... and he is immune to fire (just like the night king we just saw). So Jon will leave with his dead army to continue his watch of the North until it´s time to claim the next Targaryen prince.
