You can't beat him hand to hand!

>you can't beat him hand to hand!
>beats him hand to hand

Okay?

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>you can't beat him hand to hand, Master Bruce!
>beats him hand to hand

Okay?

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Fight was dumb. If you shoot at his feet with lasers the battle is over. Iron man is way stronger hero.

Fight was dumb. If you shoot at his feet with lasers the battle is over. Superman is a way stronger hero.

Are you legitimately retarded?

BUT MUH KRYPTONITE

>beats him hand to hand
no he doesn't, Cap kicks the shit out of him and presses his off button with the shield.

What if superman had just thrown batman really high in the air

I LOVE CAPESHIT
*chugs semen flavored almond milk*
YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLUE MAN BEAT UP RED MAN BECAUSE POWERLEVELS ARE DETERMINED BY THE WRITER
*jerks it to box office results*

Batman would just glide down or grapple something since this is what he does off of high things all the time

you might have a genuine issue user

Captain still won the fight.

Unquestionably. Batman is a single bear hug away from never using his arms again.

Yeah but he's in the heavyass suit

>Alfred, send in the Batplane

or some shit

you might have a genius issue user

You just know a seething DC or Cameronfag wrote this

if you saw the movie, and i know this is bait, you'll know that he only beats him after his AI analyzes his fight patterns and makes a new fighting algorithm

Then why didn't the computer say "you can beat him hand to hand in a few seconds"

Cringe

>and makes a new fighting algorithm
At this point it makes you wonder why Tony is even in the suit at all.

The fuck? So his suit just assumed he was talking about beating him without the suit? Is Iron Mans AI retarded?

Duh, that's Tony's whole mission at the beginning of Age of Ultron.

No, you incredibly dense retard. Friday said Tony couldn't beat Captain America without a proper fighting strategy.

You don't, it's pure ego. It's addressed in iron man 3 and age of Ultron

If Tony's mood is sour, they'd call him iron leman

because that's fucking obvious.

>you can't beat him hand-to-hand
>analyze his fight patterns
>counter-measures ready

that last line, "counter-measures ready" means he is now ready to beat him hand to hand.


literally brainlet over here. kys, stop posting, delete your account, find another hobby.

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awful post

Yeah but he clearly can beat him hand to hand. The AI is being disingenuous.

>Iron Man got so salty that he lost to a guy with that beat him up with his fists that he made a new armor that can withstand meteorites and shiet

oh my fuck you retards that's the point of the battle
batman knows how to defeat him and one of the things he knows is that superman would hold back and not try to kill him the entire time, you know, cause he's superman
read the dark knight returns that shit is way better than the movie fight

no the AI is not being disingenuous. the AI is there to tell hiim he cannot beat him hand-to-hand, and therefore must beat him using an AI to analyze his fight patterns and employ a counter-measure.

that's not fighting hand-to-hand in the pure sense of the word. that's him using his brain and the brain of the AI to find a way to fight him. would you say it's a fair hand-to-hand battle if ironman literally shoots cap's shield away and then proceeds to punch and kick him.

watch the fight again: youtube.com/watch?v=4JcSmCSgi24

ironman is still using his lasers and flying about. there's literally one moment where he's taking cap on hand-to-hand, before and after that he's using his suit and AI to augment his suit and powers.

seriously, is this thread still going on? i thought it was just bait, but you guys are literally fucking stupid.

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Idk sounds like iron man's AI is autistic

>batman knows how to defeat him and one of the things he knows is that superman would hold back and not try to kill him the entire time
Not...really.

The whole point of the fight is that Batman believes Superman is an evil superpowered dictator from outer space that will doom the planet if he's not dealt with.

Batman was determined to KILL Superman because it was either him or us. If Batman knew Superman would hold back, then he would also have to admit Superman is a good person at heart and not a fucking threat.

Whatever, fucking stupid movie doesn't make sense.

i should edit this to say that it's not actually an AI, but a VI. Meaning, it does not have full control over Tony's suit, which is why it can only inform him that he cannot beat him hand-to-hand requiring tony to execute functions such as "analyze his fight patterns" etc.

the AI isn't controlling the suit, the AI isn't saying "you can't beat him hand-to-hand, let me analyze his fight patterns and employ a counter-measure for you to beat him hand-to-hand then" - the VI isn't capable of doing this, the VI doesn't make decisions, it only informs.

it is up to Tony to get these reports and analyses and then decide what to do. tony still has executive control and function.

earlier in the fight, when Friday says "auto-aim is knackered" it takes Tony to make the executive decision to eyeball it as he shoots a missile at the silo's hinge. it doesn't just say "auto-aim is knackered, use your eyeball to shoot the hinge".

have any of you programmed or coded before? it's straight up how a computer works. it tells you things, gives you information, and you execute the commands. it's really that simple.

What if Ultron and the Iron Legion were successful? Would it have made a difference for IW?

Instead of 50% of people being dead 100% of people would be dead.

Would Ultron be eligible to be snapped since he's sentient?

No because a) he's not alive and b) he doesn't consume natural resources.

His plan is also extremely similar to Thanos'

If it moves, it needs fuel.

It is, his is just limited to Earth.

based, the crypto-incels can't handle the truth

Never seen a more redditpolcel post than this one right here.

Do you guys think that an autist like iron man would browse Yea Forums? If so, what boards?

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Ok, this is based