Guys nooo :(

guys nooo :(

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Looking sassy girls!

One BILLION dollar opening weekend coming up.

What are the odds that Tarantino made them sign a clause stating there have to be some feet shots?

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every all female reboot has flopped and so will this.

i'd watch it out of curiosity

What’s a reservoir doll?

Because Ghostbusters and Ocean's 8 were hugely successful at gender-apppropriating what men did, right?

The witty brat, the mystery meat, the old doting mother figure and the obviously secretly sadistically evil return to the big screen starring as a girl power cheap rip-off of Reservoir Dogs

have sex incel

Reservoir Bitches

it's just a play don't worry guys

I have, but thank you user for thinking of me.

This wasn't real 3 years when it was first posted and it isn't real now.
But enjoy your bump limit thread because Yea Forums is braindead

why are you pretending to be me?, I'm the guy he responded to and I have never had sex.

Finally. I've been hoping for something like this for so long.

This is a theater play which came out years ago

>the only reason this movie bombed was because of racists trolls online REeEEEEe

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It's a stageplay you gullible retards

how must it feel to a woman to have their gender become a hollywood gimmick? Think about it. The use of women in hollywood movies, in all female-led casts or what have you, is always done to capture a certain demographic. If you are promoting a female-led movie, then you're promoting a gimmick. It's no different than hollywood movies of the past that had female-led casts to help bring in horny old men. It's the same technique but for different purposes.

This isn't a movie. It was a theater play and it has already come and gone.

I know who should play Mrs. Pink

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It is real, but it's a stage play. It's old too.
But you are right Yea Forums is indeed retarded and this will hit bump limit. There was already 2 threads about this I personally have seen that did.

>Dolls
Isn't that a bit condescending?

Not a movie.

>Another remake with a more diverse cast
When will it end? At what point do they start creating new and original stuff instead of riding a popular title?

The circle of all-female-cast reboots continues.

It's a theater play you dingus

>Mr Black

This isn't a movie. So no, not really.

This changes everything

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Worst post of the decade please leave

More like Reservoir Hogs

why are you pretending to be me?, I'm the guy he responded to and I had sex.

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It must be awful having a gun put to your head and being forced to watch something you don't like.

>Don’t stereotype me!
>Dolls

>flips the script.
Difference being back in the 60-00a when this was done it was usually much better girl power kino than the low effort bait shit we get now

heh, warrior frogs...

I didn't even know ocean's 8 was a thing

lol why do women fantasize about being men?

BEST RESERVOIR DOG COMING TROUGH

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It's gonna be a bit confusing with six Mr. Pinks.

It can't be worse than the original at least. inb4 plebs plebbing.

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the absolute state of you simps

it was, and all the gurls make a stupid and gihgly risky plan to steal just ONE thing, then we saw how the chink guy and Cate Blanchet made the important move to steal a bunch of valuable things, so yeah, at the end all the important shit was made by a male.

powerful! the future is female, women can do anything boys can do

This is the accurate feminine version of Reservoir Dogs.

They best start advertising it as a film adaptation of the play because "Reservoir Dogs but with girls!" alone is going to kill it.

>guy
Did you just assume your own gender, faggot?

Movies men will never understand

How about American Herstory X

No wonder leftist women are so unhappy and hate men.

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To bad it needs 1 trillion to break even

Shouldn't it be Reservoir Bitches?

Ocean's 8 was successful

>I'm the guy he responded to and I had sex.
No I haven't. Stop pretending to be me and telling everyone I've had sex.

THE ORIGINAL R. DOGS USED SUITS TO LOOK LIKE NORMAL MEN
6 WOMEN WITH MEN SUITS ARENT SOMETHING U SEE EVERYDAY, ONLY LESBIANS AT RED CARPETS USE MEN SUITS
WOMEN DONT USE THOSE OUTFITS IN THEIR WORK/DAILY LIFE

THE MOVIE IS DESPERATE

This would be cool because Reservoir Dogs is badass. However, this is gonna go ahead and get a big "why" from me

Also I liked Oceans 8, fuck you

Why don't women make their own art? Why copy men?

They do you mongoloid

Do you really think there's a council of women deciding to make these remakes? Girl power is in and the production companies are profiting off of it. God, you people are fucking dense.

Wow, just wow. What a pathetic post

Based. Tarantino is a faggot that deserves to be shit on.

>Reservoir Dogs: Eight men eat breakfast and carry out a diamond heist which goes very wrong. One Survivor leaves with the stash. Runtime: 99 mins
>Female Reservoir Dogs: Eight women eat breakfast, bitch about each other, get unnecessarily offended and shoot each other dead in the diner. Runtime: 5 mins

>Ms. Orange gutshot and moaning in pain for the whole movie
Hnng my Dick can't wait.

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