A scientist is explaining something

>A scientist is explaining something
>"...In English, Please."

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>Someone explains a concept that's slightly above high school level
>Everyone acts extremely dumbfounded and asks for a simpler explanation.

Honestly they should making so many things for braindead audiences.

>Movie character references another movie

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I would honestly just fucking beat the shit out of them. Not everyone has your education, so it is common decency to explain it so everyone can understand. classist pieces of shit

Nigger

>Characters are trying to solve a mystery
>Comic relief character says something seemingly unrelated but is somehow related to solving the mystery
>”Wait what did you just say?”
>The comic relief says the most unrelated part
>”No before that”
>He says the part that relates to solving the mystery
>”YOU’RE A GENUIS”

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name 3 kinos

Why can't they stop repeating the same cliches over and over?
I fucking hate movies.

>Girl takes down a room full of bad guys with ease while her male counterparts look on in disbelief
>Girl does a hurricanrana on the last guy, poses, then turns around
>Male counterparts have their mouths hanging open
>Girl: "I grew up with three brothers ;)"

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National treasure
Angels and demons
National treasure 2

Why can't they stop repeating the same cliches over and over?
I fucking hate movies.

>lists two joints and a flick

I wish a movie would take this to its logical conclusion and have a male fighter who grew up with three brothers and is thus an unstoppable killing machine

Why can't they stop posting the same memes over and over?
I fucking hate 4channel.

i rewatched cube the other day and i think they unironically did this about five times

I robot

Back to the future

Independence day

didnt this just happen in endgame?

>Character narrates a course of action to infiltrate so and so
>Shots of each character conducting their roles with speed and precision
>Cuts back to real time and everyone has already gone ahead
>"Uh..guys?"

>Character walks into a bar and asks for "a beer"

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Based dubuposter

Literally me

> character wakes up with no memory

>classist pieces of shit

>Being smarter somehow equals being of a higher class
A person from a poor family can be smart
A person from a rich family can be dumb

I guess we're just going to pretend that richer people don't have better access to higher education.

this

>white guy says something
>black guy intejects
>"ayyyo say what nigga?"

>Two characters are trying to break in somewhere
>One goes out of their way to sneak in
>He sees there other person inside already
>”The door was open”

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brainlet nigger

>A culturally unsophisticated pseudointellectual knowitall nerd is making a concept needlessly unclear by using too many greco-latin root words
> In ANGLISH, kindly

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>Character walks into a bar
>Character: ”I’ll take the usual”
>bartender: ”Who the fuck are you?”

>black person comes on screen

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>not everyone has your education
>classist
you have internet access

>characters talk about a movie that features an actor that is on their show

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>Black character comes on screen
>It’s inside the main character’s wife

>factory conveyor belt action set piece

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>factory is clearly abandoned and hasn't been running for years
>all machinery springs to life with some random button press

>movie and characters talk about a famous actress using her real name but the same actress is in the staring in the movie using a different name

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enough money for internet is enough money for higher education.

>Fight scene causes character to crash through somebody’s apartment causing thousands of dollars worth of damage
>The apartment owner doesn’t notice or doesn’t even seem to mind

>guys, we've got company

>Ask guy to do something they don't know
>Guy starts punching you in the face wordlessly
based nigger

>It’s quiet here
>Too quiet....

>bad boy type good guy pinned down taking gunfire
>looks down at his lit cigarette
>heh... and I thought it would be these things that killed me

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>Shhh... did you hear that?
>No
>Exactly

this but unironically. For real. The repeat autist spam and stale memes are one of the worst aspects of this place.

>oh no it's a nigger again
>proceed to steal everybody

>"How much time will you need?"
>"10 minutes, at least."
>"You've got 5."

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>time for plan b
>that WAS plan b

>Characters split up to search the place
>Character sees someone turn the corner quick
>character follows the stranger alone without alerting anyone or calling for backup

>"In English doc"
>character repeats the line in a British voice

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>character is trying to sneak on something
>*gun clicks* "where are you going?"

Bich!

>”This isn’t what it looks like”
>”Really? Because to me it looks like (exactly what the character was trying to do)”

We love Dubu

Fucking hate shit like that

>would you boys like some biscuits?
>BISCUITS?!?! Mrs. Quarry, you're a genius!
>proceeds to save the world/case with a biscuit related solution

>*shoots and misses 30 times without reloading*

>Character is acting badass
>Highway to Hell starts playing
is this the most overused song in a movies?

>MC is a detective
>Investigating crime scene
>Secret FBI agent types come in and flash their badges
>”We’ll take it from here, this is our case now”
>MC gets mad that someone has offered to do his work for him

>It’s right behind me, isn’t it?

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>”We were looking at this the wrong way!”

>Detective entering a crime scene
>Crosses the yellow tape and doesn't show his badge until some cop stops him

>A character is dying
>"come on, don't you die on me"

>hey man do you wanna hear about this really good book I'm reading? It's all about how different early civilizations developed similar practices despite not havi-
A scrawny man with disgraceful facial hair in a dirty pikachu onesie emerges from the nearest Starbucks. He extends his long gangly arm and points at you with a shit stained finger attached to a limp wrist. His mouth opens to the size of a basketball as he starts shrieking like a gibbon. He rushes you, trying to beat you into the ground with his Nintendo switch

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These are unironically my favorite threads

>”What happened here?”

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Those digits don't lie

>Slide into her mentions like a boss
This just proves that “male feminist” are just trying to get a crumb of pussy

Meant to reply to

>tfw I was looking for some clichés to participate in this thread
>tfw I found this jewel

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>his favorite movie is a Kurosawa film

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>whitewashing
>only one example in the past 20 years

This is the canon backstory for the TF2 scout

>Monster is bearing down on the team
>Meek, submissive character picks up gun
>Character has no weapons training
>Doesn't know if it's loaded
>Wouldn't know how to load it if it wasn't
>Where's the safety?
>How do I hold it so I don't break my own wrist or cheekbone?
>Shoots it just in time to save the day

10/10 bait

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>MC defenseless and about get shot by villian
>MC closes their eyes prepared to die
>*gunshot* while camera is still on MC’s face
>He opens his eyes and sees he is fine
>Camera cuts to the shocked villian with a fatal bullet wound
>Another character is holding a smoking gun

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Terminator 2 every time