What’s next for Dan Bilzerian’s acting career??

What’s next for Dan Bilzerian’s acting career??

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>that time he paid $5 million for a 5 second cameo in that American war movie
Heh

isn't he a manlet?

So is cruise

Jelly incel have sex

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Nah, it's pathetic and I'll always assume it is.
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AUGUST 28, 2013
9:14pm PT by Aaron Couch
Actor Sues 'Lone Survivor' Producers After Role Cut
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Dan Bilzerian says he loaned the production $1 million in exchange for at least eight minutes of screen time and 80 words of dialogue, but appears in the film for less than one minute.

How much did he lose on bitcoin?

I think his next role he plays himself
A scared bitch who runs away when there’s an actual shooter. All those IG posts pretending to be an alpha, and the one time he could prove this IRL...he fails like the bitch boy he is.

Inb4 OP cum gargling butthurt reply

>that moment when you are such a bad actor that daddy has to pay $2 million so you can LARP as a SEAL in a Hollywood movie

Bilzerian should’ve invested the $2 million to cure his manletism

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And they're both closet homosexuals. Nice trips.

Desperately trying to impress all the chicks he's still paying for sex with anyway by showing them all his 5 second clip on loop.

all the dude does is pay for shit.

why would you think that acting would be any different. ?

>He enlisted in the Navy for four years and went directly into SEAL training. After completing 2 hell-weeks and 500 days of training, Bilzerian was dropped from the program for a safety violation two days before graduation. He received an honorable discharge and spent the following four years at the University of Florida majoring in business and criminology.
So if I'm reading between the lines, what they're saying is he got caught fucking another guy in his program ?

>being so butthurt that someone is so much more successful than you that you whine about it on a Sudanese dumpster diving forum

Fucking pathetic

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Oh no no no he about to do it.
>Superior Court, producers Randall Emmett and George Furla agreed Bilzerian could play the role of Sr. Chief Healy in the Navy SEAL drama, and that he would "appear recognizably" in the film for at least eight minutes and speak at least 80 words of dialogue. But Bilzerian says he appears in the film for less than one minute and has just one line.
>$2 million down the drain for this
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Remember kids, no matter how bad you fuck up or worthless you feel you & your life are; you will never be the literal definition of "Rich Beard Douche" according to Google Images.

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I have older friends who have become Dan Bilzerian wannabes.

It's a really strange path to take in your late 20s.

Reminder that Ol' Man Paddock made that faggot run like a little bitch

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he might not have been a navy seal but his heroic actions saved literally hundreds of people at mandalay bay

Most likely got caught for weed or steroids

I would've sniped him down with my pistol

someone should tell him that beard looks like shit

He looks like somebody took the top-half of a regular head and then added the bottom-half of an oversized head to it, then covered it with a beard to try and mask the horrible monstrosity

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Fuckin tryhard bitch boi

I remember finding it insane that his father got name-dropped in one of my history books (it was about hostile take-overs in the 1980s, sue me). "Barbarians at the gates"

>Paul Alec Bilzerian (Armenian: Փօլ Պիլզերեան, born 1950) is an Armenian-American corporate takeover specialist of Armenian descent.[1][2]

Dan Bilzerian is a joke. When you see him, I want you to point, and laugh

>the face when you are so rich and delusional that you literally believe you are a navy SEAL and try to impersonate a police officer in order to get a gun from a cop and “save” the day by shooting the Vegas shooter

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thanks for the heads up, plebbit

It's obvious the guy is gay. Show me 1 (one) picture where Dan kisses a girl. I'll wait.

No u

>that face when you fund a cartoon about your life
youtu.be/jJqZHiA_utw

Oh boy oh boy. Is this fuck still going?

why would you kiss a hooker?

>more successful means doing nothing but spending daddy's money on stupid shit

My cock is big/u cut and I'm 6'6", Im not even capable of conceptualizing pathetic faggots like Dan.

>that moment when you are so fucking rich and delusional that you show a police officer a fake badge from Toys R Us and tell him that you are a reservist and then hijack a police car to hunt down the Vegas shooter

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How sad.
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Nice grooming standards US military.

Big Yikes

A lot of great soldiers are manlets. Including special forces. Endurance > muscles.

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>T Turkish cockroaches

>posting a manlet mutt as a role model

superior chad aussie coming through

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Post a cartoon of yourself, oh wait you can’t cause their isn’t a cartoon about you because literally nobody cares about you. You pathetic uncles are seething to see Bilzerian fucking 10/10’s everyday while you jack to boku no pick in your mothers basement

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>I got the whole bar drunk for $300
How the fuck are you supposed to believe a word this man says, he can't even get the small details of his bullshit stories correct.

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Bilzerian is /our/guy

Rated and approved by Trump

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Maybe there was only three people in the bar?

If I had the money, I'd get one off the ground too.

I thought Trump hated sandniggers??

Cocaine is hell of a drug.

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If I had that money I'd buy Yea Forums

This guy is embarrassing.

Everything he does is like a 12 year old's "look at me" fantasy

Depends entirely on what they are grooming.

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You can’t buy your own hot pockets you seething incel

Wearing high heels the midget cunt.

>pays for sex
>flaunts what incels do out of shame as some alpha male behavior
>looks like a drowned rat when he shaves
being bilz is suffering

what are you doing hanging out on 4channel, dan? shouldn't you be out paying escorts to hang out by the pool with you?

>when you are so fucking rich and delusional that you literally throw some random hooker of the roof of your house, where she breaks her legs and permanently damages her legs nerve

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This guys life is pure fucking kino

Biopic when??