Why is she so useless?

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art is beautiful but impractical

>Mentally blocks Thanos until whyte guy-dude chimps out

China will grow larger.

great for laundering money

Wasn't she molested by her dad or something?

Or was it cancer? It's usually one of the two.

She could have killed Thanos if Quill didn't fuck it up

You think this is the reason it's the only capeshit worth watching and the only movies people will remember 10 years from now?

I want to fug the bug

>What is Iron Man

She defeated Thanos with one hit

Generic capeshit with good CGI

Still miles above every other Marvel movie. Wacky comedy action Space adventure > other Capeshit. I wish GOTG was its own thing.

Eyecandy

>Wacky comedy action Space adventur

You mean Star Wars formula rip off with 80’s references

She's actually overpowered - she can read and alter emotions, and put a god to sleep.
>Touch Thanos and make him so horny he uses the infinity gauntlet as a fleshlight
>He destroys the gauntlet with his massive purple cock
>He can no longer do the snap.
>He then fucks the shit out of mantis and nebula

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It's only retroactively generic, it was fairly original when it first came out

>Star Wars
If anything, it has alot of Star Trek vibes. Also takes itself way less serious than Star Wars.

>feed on

She maxed out her QTΠ stat instead of STR, WIS or DEX

Formerly suck on Chuckposter

Imagine her doing all that to your small dick haha

yes. the first one had a main character that was basically just a regular human, at least until the final scene. second one is more of a generic superhero story though

>star wars formula
you mean "the hero's journey" but in space? gotg is hardly original but neither was star wars. by lucas' own admission, he was telling a story that was told many times before him. let's not argue about which children's movie has more integrity

The actress is a white blonde lady

She's French/Korean and she's black haired actually.

Imagine grabbing her antennae forcibly and making her gag on your cock

I'd drink her piss

based

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>useless

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I confess I was reluctant to enlatge the pic. Brie traumatised me.

Too bad my dick isn't small.

Hey now, she may not have be much of a fighter but she's the only female character in the MCU who has a distinct personality.

mine is, its only 6.5" :(

she put all her perk points in cuteness

She's qt as fuck, but that blonde hair don't fit her, she should have black or brown hair.

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Overrated as fuck.

I'd rather have a solo Mantis movie than Black Widow, Captain Marvel 2 or Black Panther 2.
They could make it a Barbarella type sex comedy.

>Hi user! Could you hold my stinky used shoes for me? I'm supernaked right now

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In the big finale battle of Endgame she takes out one of those 30 foot tall chained titans on her own by putting it to sleep. Annoyingly it's in the background rather than giving her the spotlight.

>hangs them off my rock hard cock

Mantis Pantis, lol

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She should also wear her classic costume with bare feet and cleavage

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Mantis pusy?

Like Cap with mjolnir, She's hiding her power level for now because she's modest and doesn't want to steal anyone's thunder or ruin the fun.

Also Disney was probably worried about the backlash from jealous roasties if she had a bigger role.

Brainstorming at Disney's office:
>Hey, this Mantis lady is really cute, how about we give her more screentime?
>No, we use the ugly Valkyrie woman instead