Eliminates half of all life in hope's to elevate the galaxy

No he's just a shitty darkseid.

Imagine being the unfortunate cuck who materialized in his bedroom right as his wife's new husband is about to make her pregnant again.

Attached: rodion-vlasov-face1-2.jpg (1920x2496, 1.43M)

>"The Earth is overpopulated"
>Eliminates half of the natural resources along with happy the population
He's just a dumb fuck

yes, which is why he immediately changes his plan to "kill all life" once he sees no one liked his original plan

Could have at least done, 50% of life + all avengers

>world leaders replaced but then miraculously returned, causing several constitutional crises (especially in monarchies) and possible outright civil wars upon their return.
>millions of people remarrying and their old spouses suddenly returning
>millions of friendships permanently destroyed (high school kids suddenly returning to find their friends are all in their early 20s)
>people returning to find their family members/loved ones committed suicide over the loss
Sounds like the heroes lost in the end tbqh.

I would unironically watch a TV show that addressed all these things, with zero capes. It would be kino if written by the right people.

It would make more sense to keep people who wouldn’t contribute to the overpopulation problem, dumbass.

What if homosexuality is actually a biologically inbuilt process used to alleviate the pressures of overpopulation?

Attached: serveimage.png (512x512, 32K)

As said
Wouldnt take long to get back to that population so was overpopulation really his main concern?

That would explain why gays only started existing in the last 100 years.

Gays are a genetic dead end. He should have purged them all along with the sterile, the decrepit, the mentally retarded, the cripples, and the ones with genetically inherited diseases if he wanted a better society of people. If you're going to implement eugenics, follow it correctly.

>>still allows gays to exist
He knows gays don't reproduce. They're literally useless for the survival of species. Just walking abortions.

>>people returning to find their family members/loved ones committed suicide over the loss
Great origin for a supervillian.

You just know they're going to ignore all that in Far From Home or at best handwave it that Peter is now in class five years younger than him (And really, all of his friends got snapped? Because none of them looks older in the trailer).

Might as well be set in an alternate timeline.

gays don't reproduce

sounds like Zemo's origin after Socovia.
Could be kino

Attached: giphy.gif (331x197, 1.71M)

They die faster as well

>movie spends the first half hour talking about how great everything is after the snap, like waters being less polluted and everything being so calm the avengers are bored

Kinda irrelevant but didn't it bother that while marvel does de-aging good, old Cap seemed fake?
Guess it don't work the other way.

Attached: de-aged-michael-douglas.jpg (1600x1067, 326K)

That's because time travel is only possible into the past.

oh you sweet le summer child

THANOS COULD HAVE JUST MADE HALF OF ALL LIFE STERILE AND THEY WOULD HAVE DIED OFF NATURALLY WITHOUT HAVING REPRODUCED

To be fair, faggots kill themselves off and they'll never pass on their genes

>doesn't only exterminate the inferior races

I think old cap was another actor

Yeah he was pretty inefficient
Thanos could have eliminated 50% of the crime while having to get rid of only 13% of the population, anyway

Ant man survives because he accidentally travelled to the future.

I never watched these movies but did they at least have a scene where this song plays:

youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

Was that a subtle shill for The Leftovers?
I wouldn't say the show itself is particularly well written, but the premise is interesting

Shaving must be a bitch for him.

cap was like 100 years old

>all the animals, plants and microbes coming back all at once

Absolute fucking chaos

I'll take that as a no. What a wasted opportunity.

>gays
>environmentally friendly
Their faggotry alone renders them wastes of oxygen and resources.

You are not the first person to consider this.

Homosexuality as a concept and lifestyle is very recent.

>still allows gays to exist
No he doesn't.

He was completely impartial. 50% of all living things with no regard to morality, class, wealth etc.

>le

Attached: deddit_killing.png (500x411, 211K)

You seem to have it backward.

>ancient Greece is recent

Ancient Greece did not have homosexuality as we know it.

I'm sure he included a clause to make sure he was a survivor of his own snap.

No penises in buttholes?

Do you think the world as you know it today is what the world has always been like? Do you think hundreds of years ago someone just said "nah mom I'm not getting married and having children, I'm a big gay and also I identify as non-binary."

Gays don't cause over-population because of how magnets work

Thanos should have got rid of black and brown people from all of the galaxy

Some of them are alright.

youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI

Then why were gays still around?

>get wiped while driving
>5 years later spawn in the middle of traffic and die a horrible death

Wonder how many killed themselves after the snap

We are talking about Thanos, not Uncle Ben.

People returning after the snap are going to cause even more trouble than when they vanished.

Greeks were like, nah, man, I fuck whatever and get fucked if I fancy it too.
The romans turned it to nah, man, it's not gay if I am the one fucking a dude in the bum and not the one getting fucked and christcucks turned it to nah, man, don't do it at all.

>A building has been built where you were 5 years ago
>you materialize inside the wall

Attached: 1538677406166.jpg (204x286, 15K)

So a reverse leftovers?
It would be kino
God the ending sucked so I would not mind a do over

overpopulation is primarily a chink and nigger problem

Attached: 55d38ec0dd089595388b46c6-750-563.png (750x563, 97K)

This
>1950
Europe - 549,089,000
N.A. - 226,719,000

Asia - 1,394,018,000
Africa - 228,902,000

>2018
Europe - 738,849,000
N.A.- 579,024,000

Asia - 4,436,224,000
Africa - 1,216,130,000
t.Wikipedia

>incels complaining about gays because they don't reproduce

Fun Fact: OP is a homosexual. OP jerks off to homosexual porn. He blames them existing for his degeneracy.

I'd say prove me wrong but OP literally cannot do this, because OP knows it to be true.

>get dusted
>materialize 5 years later in the vacuum of space

I was kinda bummed they basically ignored the world situation at the end. Even the first Avengers had a quick scene of news reports showing the aftermath, celebration and potential dangers involved with what the Avengers did.

>get dusted
>materialize 5 years later
>a woman was standing where I got dusted
>I materialized inside her
>I technically have had sex just before we both collapsed as a mass of gore
See you later, virgins

Attached: 1517617783291s.jpg (250x238, 6K)

>US looks like a shithole even more so than usual
>money that could be spent on recovery spent on monuments
Probably

Who hurt you user

Kinda smart move doing that part in San Francisco, probably saved them some money

Pretty sure the shithole part is because half of humanity is instantly gone and the other half is too depressed to give a shit about much else. Those monument projects were probably done at a local or state level, given the national government would be too crippled to get anything done.

Money would probably be a non-issue for a good chunk of the world at that point. Every industry just had both its production and consumer base chopped in half. Housing is dirt cheap, if not outright free because lolnocops. Food would be in huge surplus for a year or two, barring some specialties and perhaps meat.

he left it to chance, it was the fairest way.

Educated Gays, sure.
But they are a small fraction of the community at large. Most fags and Tranny's are but cases that have been fucked up since middle school.

Attached: 14182617.jpg (1012x1343, 292K)

>"I will now eliminate half the population at random"
>Thanos winks at the camera
>All of Africa is gone

What bothers me with gays is how promiscuous, attention whory and loud they are.
If they were more reserved and just dated, got married and adopted a kid to live like a nuclear family, I wouldn't have any problem with them.

Yeah, he should have just made half the universe gay instead so they wouldn't reproduce.

All he needed to do was fund planned parenthood and kill 50% of all babies, easy.

>democrat

Gays don't produce offspring, so population takes longer to get to previous levels
I thought uncle Ben only hated minorities

Are gays not considered minorities?

I don't think he even knows what a gay is, he too pure. Imagine the scene Maw (or anyone else) trying to explain gay pride to Thanos

maybe we are the only species with faggots.

When it was confirmed that he wiped out ALL life including plants it was confirmed that Thanos is a fucking dumbass.

Thats literally the plot for Manifest, which I heard is dogshit