Will roasties finally wake up and realize that they shouldn't be taking us for granted...

Will roasties finally wake up and realize that they shouldn't be taking us for granted? Maybe this scene will open their eyes.

Beta orbiters RISE UP.

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HE BELIEVES HER SHE LIED

>be Sir Betamax, the kissless, hugless, handholdless lord of the vast land of Friendzone
>the girl you want to fugg constantly sleeps with other men
>she even sends you away and you get some deadly disease
>you don't start to ask yourself why you even bother since you'll die soon anyway
>get cured
>still don't ask yourself what you are doing with your life

>Have betamale orbiter
>Betamale orbiter willing to do everything I say, even die for me so I can be princess
Wow what a "redpill for the roasties"...

My only regret...Is that I have oneitis.

>Khaleesi, I'm about to die because of the wounds I garnered in my selfless defense of you
>Please Khaleesi, just listen. All I want is a taste of pussy just a taste. Khaleesi, please sit on my face so my nose is in your butthole and I can rest my tongue on your pusy.
>Khaleesi, wait, please one more thing. After 30 seconds spin around 180 degrees so I can do the same thing with the holes reversed.
>Khaleesi...

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This will never happen. People were more impacted by the death of that loli that was in 2 episodes than they were by Jorah. At best they feel a passing moment of sadness and literally think "he was a good friend" as he promptly fades from memory.

Based Jorah

>Please your grace just a crumb of coochie
>Please Khaleesi just a whiff of your dirty asshole
>Your grace by the old gods and the new please step on my balls real quick
>Just let me lick one of Darios used condoms I beg you

How can a ruler fuck up so badly that their greatest and most loyal supporter fucking dies? Not even shitty dictators let their bros die. (I.e. Hitler and his Half Jew BFF).

>shitty dictators
He did nothing wrong, anglos betrayed the white man

Hitler exterminated whites, too, just because they didn't fit his definition of white. Also, he disregarded his advisors and plummeted The Reich into a death spiral.

Neck yourself

Itt male character that incels will never understand

>he says, without source, apart from remembering what his history 'teacher' told him

I suspect he was the horniest man in all of Westeros. This is a man that literally became turbo charged by his lust at the sight of a nubile woman, defeated the most experienced and skilled knights in the seven kingdoms on a whim all so he could get a taste of that sweet puss. Could the Night King have been defeated with far more ease if Khaleesi had simply offered him some draconic pleasures in exchange for ending the long night?

Why was Dany such a bitch? She literally had casual sex with animal smelling niggers (servants) but somehow Jorah didn't receive anything

Do you know what the word exterminate means?

>when your plot armor is weaker than Sams

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My only problem with hit is that he fell in love with Dany. I would have liked Jorah a lot more if he would have done all that he have done just for the fact that he tought Dany would be the best Queen Westeros could get.

Yes of the 3 million Jews in Europe at the time Hitler exterminated 6 million of them, It is amazing 2 million survived the war to collect reparations and never shut up about it.

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Jorah was anything but a beta...
He was ten time the man you could ever wish to be

How did that fat fuck get dog piled by white walkers 3 times and live to tell the tale? The last time Jon just abandoned him to be overtaken by the horde, and yet somehow he is still alive with no explanation as to how he escaped that scenario.

>Thinks I'm talking about the holohoax
Dumb fucks I'm talking about the crushing of the Poles and the systematic execution of slavs

Loyalty to the crown is also a kind of love. It doesnt matter if he would do the same toward his love interest or the queen he believed in.

They will now want to be like Dany and manipulate someone to murder us so that they can be all like:

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Hes Georges self insert. He told D&D right from the start that Sam need to survive as well as his wildling waifu

i feel like it would be hard not too...especially the way dany is supposed to come off....like imagine if she was charismatic and beautiful and not a smug cunt AND was the mother of dragons? shits hot.

He was unironically my favorite character and i hope i age as well as he does.

The same way everybody else survived after getting dogpiled by walkers, while everybody else in that situation would have died three times over.

They're not even trying to be coherent anymore.

You mean Bolsheviks? If only Poland gave the German lands back to Germany...

>khalisi pls... just one pube

FAT

PINK

MAST

Best part was when dany threw him into the path of a blade to save herself

Why? Why? He died for us and we gave him nothing in return. NOTHING. He laid down his life for our pussy and we were never going to give him it. EVER. He was pathetic and anyone was more worthy. I've had a guy treat me like shit all night and I've somehow ended up in bed with him. Bad guys just put a spell on me and the next second I'm underneath him clawing at his back. His death scene was unrealistic because Dany should have been pondering on how Jon and her should try bondage.

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I thought I imagined that, she really did do that?

Why did Jorah's armor suddenly not work anymore? How did he actually die?

Sad but true, girls lack real emotional depth. The emotions they do have are bright but are nothing more than a cheap firework. Lots of bang and color but utterly nothing. Notice I say Girls, Women, real women are rare fucking thing now a days. The same thing goes for Real men. The world is full off self absorbed children in adult bodies.

Armour protects form slashing, stabbing attacks still works. He explained it when fought the dothraki bloodrider.

Absolutely based whore

Jorah would easily have been my favorite character in this series if not for his pathetic obsession with that cunt.

Yea OP demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of women. All women secretly want their significant other to get killed. Not necessarily on a conscious level, but almost nothing women do on a conscious level matters because 99% of their behavior and thoughts are driven by impulses that are beyond their perceptions. One of the core tenets of women is that they are wired to try to find ways to be less attracted to whoever they are currently attracted to. They're looking for excuses not to fuck the person they want to/are fucking.

This translates more broadly into the idea that they're constantly trying to find ways to make themselves miserable and unsatisfied which no surprise, many of them are very successful at. The one weird little "hack" in their head though is if they can get their significant other killed somehow. It accomplishes a couple of things. It freeze frames the guy in time so they can always view him idyllically, it gets them TONS of attention which they love which they then associate with the guy, and it makes them single again so they can go out and sleep with other guys but never feel guilty because their "one true love" died.

Women won't see Jorah die and think "wow, I guess true love was in front of me all along." They'll think "wow, that guy over there looks like he carries a knife, let me go try to get him to aggressively interact with me so I can have my best guy friend who is like a brother to me, teehee, get killed."

Didn't she birth dragons?? It's like putting pussy that had been taking dragon dildos every day for hours and being like I want to fuck that cavernous hole.

Seriously though I really don't mean too I literally mean I get put under a spell.

No she got in the fire with the eggs

Oh thanks I had forgotten

she just laid the eggs

Watch the fucking show

b&r

>Khaleesi...come closer
>The nomad shitkins...the dothraki...I tried to make sure that all of those subhumans died in the charge...
>But *coughs up blood*
>But I think a few may have survived...I'm so sorry Khaleesi...please make sure they are all dead for me
>Please...and the castrated niggers too, please check that none of them are alive...this is my last wish, my Khaleesi...
>The White Man's burden Khaleesi....

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too based, too redpilled

>Jorah was married at a young age to a girl from House Glover as desired by his father Jeor Mormont, Lord of Bear Island. While they were married for ten years, Jorah's wife was unable to carry a child to term. She eventually died following her third miscarriage.During the tourney at Lannisport, Lynesse allowed her favor to be worn by Ser Jorah Mormont, Lord of Bear Island, who was twice her age and widowed. He crowned her the queen of love and beauty after winning the tourney and asked for her hand in marriage, to which Lord Leyton Hightower consented. Lynesse and Jorah married shortly thereafter in Lannisport.
>Although they had married for love, the marriage did not remain happy for long. Having grown up in House Hightower in prosperous Oldtown, Lynesse was unprepared for life at poor Bear Island in the north, and she quickly became miserable. Jorah attempted to reproduce the luxurious lifestyle his wife was accustomed to by lavishing her with expensive gifts and voyages to Lannisport, Oldtown, and Braavos, but Jorah quickly drove himself into financial ruin.
>In desperation, Jorah began looking to less savory ways of paying off his debts, attempting to raise money by selling some convicted poachers to a Tyroshi slaver. Learning that one of his bannermen had engaged in the slave trade, Lord Eddard Stark declared Jorah's life forfeit. Rather than face the Warden of the North, Jorah fled with Lynesse to Essos in 293 AC.
>Jorah would have preferred to live in Braavos, but he instead chose the warmer Lys to make Lynesse happy. Jorah became a sellsword, but Lynesse outspent his earnings tenfold. While he was fighting Braavosi on the Rhoyne, Lynesse moved into the manse of Tregar Ormollen, a Lysene merchant prince. Tregar threatened to enslave Jorah if he did not give up Lynesse, so the northman abandoned Lys for Volantis. Lynesse is now Tregar's chief concubine; even his wife goes in fear of her.

Poor Jorah. No woman has ever brought him happiness.

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>implying women can bring men happyness
It's their first born son that bring them happyness
Prove me fucking wrong in all of history. You fuck a girl to put a first born son in her and then comes the happyness.

Now people will argue that men love and women don't and it fucking true. A man will fight a cougar with his bare hands for a woman and a woman will try seduce the cougar but that is love and not happyness. Again happyness is yanking your first born son out of the fucking whore's snatch.

>she even sends you away and you get some deadly disease

Oneitis?

>Will roasties finally wake up and realize that they shouldn't be taking us for granted?

They already have, but because they can't undo what they've done they're doubling down on it and becoming cool wine aunts. It's even more pathetic than it sounds.

Why is armor so useless now?

No it doesnt retard. Do you know how difficult it is to pierce plate armour and body?

Is Jenny of Oldstonnes the soi anthem?

Underrated

Absolutely based and undeniably redpilled

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Lady just got Reverse SBEVED.

What a simp

go back to whore island

*Taylor Swift plays softly in the distance*

i feel like it should have been Jon defending her. jorah just fucking appeared out of nowhere yet Jon and Danny were in the same area only moments earlier. Jon was 100% useless in this battle and never got to face off against NK so defending Danny would have at least gave him some sort of role in the battle

Emil Maurice?

Have sex

There is litterally nothing wrong with this. Faggots forget Coruscant actually has streets and markets on it. Plus if some mouth breathing faggots says "Reee Cities dont have restaurants" yes they do retards. You country side homeschool inbreds would know that because you lived in the same state and town for 20+ years.

Like they didn't already want that.

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Jon was trying to get to Bran & NK which was the whole point of their strategy, its also why he ran passed all his friends who needed help. makes sense for Jorah because his character is the white knight fighting for a woman who friend zoned him

Did Sam Rammi write this one in?

yes but they had Jon do fuck all in the grand scheme of things. years and years of build up for nothing. they could have at least had a short dual before NK noped the fuck out and raised zombies to get away from Jon

Isn't it the traditional role of Knights like Jorah to die for m'lady

How did that shitty little dagger/knife go through his fucking breastplate?

Jorah even has a scene about hos armour isn´t made out of paper with the dothraki fag

Roasties are forever lost, despite what reddit and tumblr will tell you.

If you are a young lad, don't know which way to go, have little confidence and don't know if you could handle a cute gf, take a step back.

Meet up with men of similar interest and slowly improve, join a fraternity or any gathering of males.
Set small goals.
Binge watch advise on youtube.
You can improve yourself a lot, by just buying organic food, doing physical work, pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups, jogging a few blocks etc., you needn't even go to the gym.

95% of men are bluepilled faggots, normies and Chads.
95% of women are bluepilled feminists, roasties and Staceys.

Only the 5% of each matter.
The only redpill consists of self-responsibility, honour and duty, nothing goes beyond it.

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Incels: Jews are trying to destroy the white race!
Also incels: Avoid women, never reproduce.

I've never really "loved" someone that much, I'd even distance myself from my own family if they treated me like shit. Authors/writers really overstate how valuable "love" is.

lol she might as well have. hes looking down and basically just jumps in front of her. shes holding his shoulders but he does it himself. looks then turns.

Married man: Anything else but a virgin is not worth going for.
Going for a virgin is the greatest goal of a simple man.

This society is in the process of destroying itself.
I know that there are some autists with high testosterone values and low confidence that need a little assistance in waking up.

I know that only the strongest will prevail, debbit.

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im dying of kek from this dumb post

Also incels: On the internet people might think I'm married!

lol
>organic food

I think you mean fresh food.

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youre an anime faggot who thinks women fall into your lap.

>none of the other wights have weapons.
>suddenly a sword wielding one

Titanic was one of the most successful movies of all time; women loved that shit with sweet handsome Leo dying for the cunt. Really makes you wonder.

A man willing to die for her is able to validate her own sense of beauty. "I'm so pretty he'll risk his life for me". This theme is all over women's media, it's one of their greatest fantasies.

bend over

Incels *are* that character.

Nope. You're thinking of samurais.

He does that's how he knows.

Nobody cares about your ramblings, autismo.

Incel neets have no idea what it's like to devote yourself entirely to a woman. I've carried my best friend through countless breakups, two marriages and a divorce(she divorced me, laugh it up losers at least I was married) and I would die for her. We've talked about it and it isn't fair for me to ask her that question but if a horde of zombies came at us you'd better believe I would be her Jorah

You don't love anyone, you fucking sperg

YIKES

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God you're a cuck. You're devoting yourself to someone who wouldn't consider lifting a finger to help you.

You are a great lapdog, not much of a man though.

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You just sound unstable. Seek help

>Jews
>White

Oh rabbi, you crack me up

Damn so many new bites today.
That's some stale ass pasta you spergs.

Yes young men please do this. And while you're off sequestering yourself with other male weirdos the rest of us will be banging thots until we find a half decent woman who'll settle down with us because she knows we're not some boring sexless weirdo.

If you were mobbed but the shot cut away before you died then you had Plot Armor +10 and lived. Sir Betamax rolled critical failure and lost his plot armor

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HAVE SEX CREEPY WEIRDO INCEL UWU

They probably won't even mention Jorah ever again.
Such is the life of the cuck,

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When they hit the wall and get desperate on dating sites.

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jorah was so creepy. yikes.

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Jorah is a cautionary tale. Women only want what they can’t have. Men are exactly the same. For every virgin on here there’s a fat girl who would love them forever if they expressed an interest.

>yikes
faggots

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It's too dark. Too dark all together.

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Being fat and being a virgin are orthogonal states of being. I doubt the fat roastie would love anyone forever given that the ability to pair bond errodes with every new partner

>the current audience of GoT has never seen S1-4

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i fucking dead at every shitpost of jorah craving khaleesi while dying
is it because of the way he says khaleesi?

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>Will roasties finally wake up
No. Thread over.

He's currently a slave himself with a devil tattoo slave mark on his cheek, lmao. This guy has been completely fucked over, and he didn't even do anything to deserve it. I forgot where he is exactly now. I think he somehow got free and has Tyrion and is trying to bring him to Cersei for a pardon. I hope he kills Dany, that cunt threw him away like garbage for no reason.