/got/

dragon cock

>the visuals made me want to like the episode
this guy must have night vision to see

Is Qyburn an actual necromancer or just a really good doctor? Is the current Mountain an actual walking dead man with actual consciousness? If yes, how the Hound is supposed to beat him?

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You now remember how much Jaimeautists hyped him up before the battle

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Why isn't it snowing in King's Landing?

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yes

with Johnson (Jon's son)

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/got/

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And neither stab is in the place where the dragon glass was placed like DnD claim in the behind-the-episode

Who needs editing continuity when you have girl power you fucking racist.

the grieving continues

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>the mountain dies instantly to dragonglass

Reminder that Jaime being Cersei’s bitch boy for seasons 5-7 halted his character development and essentially ruined him. What’s even worse is that he’s utterly meaningless in s8. He won’t kill Cersei because that’s expected and these hacks want to subvert expectations for the sake of it

>t. non OLED owners
I watched it on my OLED, didn't have any issues
those complaining are probably people with shitty LEDs, not properly set up for the room, the room with too much lighting, etc

the problem isn't that dabid did a bad job, the problem is that there is a scary number of people replying to this video and saying "yes i know it's bad but i don't care, i loved the ep 10/10"

there's nothing wrong with having your own opinion but having this opinion allows dabid to get away with this shit because they don't receive any criticism

>Azor Ahai
>Jon Snow
>Thinking a White Male™ will actually do something important in 20 nine teen

Probably some magic involved. Him and Marwyn were tight.

Reminder that in the books Bran probably is the Night King. Euron has a pet Red Priest who's visions show that the Three Eyed Raven is the demiurge-enemy of Rh'llor

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The Mountain isn't an ice zombie though. Unless Qyburn somehow is The Night King's secret agent.

show jon currently suffering the same fate show stannis faced

>Azor Jaime

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OLED viewers are an extreme minority. I watched it on my IPS monitor like I watch everything else and this is the first time ever I felt like I couldn't see shit.

>fighting a civil war over this

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Awful advice. Lost would've been totally shit without people to watch it with. Even if the quality dropped off, the 2-3 years of speculating about what will happen and theorizing were the most fun. This is doubly true for GoT. I enjoy the Bobbyposting and Preston autism far more than the actual show.

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He hadn't died so I guess really good doctor using 'questionable' methods?

DANY DANY DANY

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i watched it on OLED as well, it's still kinda shit, having a top tier panel shouldn't be a prerequisite for being able to see what the hell is happening

In the books they cut off the Mountains head and sent it to Dorne to appease them, and Ser Robert Strong is implied the mountains body with another head sewn on top of it.
So yes, Qyburn is most likely an actual necromancer.

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global warming

Turned it into an obsessive autistic nerd-culture which corporate goons realized could be sold to the mainstream market by pandering to groups who feel marginalized but actualy arent

easy

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>the problem isn't that dabid did a bad job
If David hadn't fucked up then the Burlington Bar Basedboys' defense of E3 wouldn't be objectionable.
...wouldn't be SO objectionable.

LANDS OF ALWAYS WINTER NEVER

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It was also directly from DBZ when Dany dragon fires him and the smoke clears and he is smirking.

Been a trope of Dragonball for decades.

Naw, another theory is that Bloodraven isn't the Three-Eyed Crow, and that Euron is involved with the Three-Eyed Crow and the Great Other.

>foreign bitch

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>tfw fucking despise daenerys and i want to throatfuck her corpse
>tfw i think emilia clarke is super nice and sweet and i genuinely wish her the best
Conflicting feelings.

Mine was some Tarly boy at the battle of Summerhall. My horse took an arrow, so I was on foot, slogging through the mud. He came running at me, this dumb high-born lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword I knocked him down with a hammer, Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted ‘Wait! Wait!’.

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Where's that from? Where csn I find the entire thing?

This is what I'm most mad about desu

Azor Jaime would have been a thousand times better than Azor Arya, specially if they did the Heartbane Lightbringer from that popular theory.
t. Theonfag

maybe you watched the broadcast version? that was specially shitty and it crushed the dark gray range too
I watched the amazon version, and it looked fine

Will the Arya x Cersei battle be Gon x Pitou where Cersei's mangled corpse is just beaten to a pulp as Arya discards all morals and training?

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>subverted edition

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He is an actual necromancer.

The Hound wont beat him. He will wound him but he will die doing it. The only way to kill The Mountain is probably to teleport behind him and stab him in his weak spot

How subversion in the show worked before
>things happen (Robb breaks his vow)
>characters make claims that contradict these things ("everything will be fine")
>things naturally happen further despite characters' claims (Freys do what they would've done)

Going by this logic, everyone claiming "if we could just get to the NK his whole army would drop" despite shitty evidence for their claims and the fact they showed the NK SURVIVING DRAGONFIRE, I was sure the twist would be that dragonglass/Valyrian steel won't kill him either and that they are truly and thoroughly fucked. Nope the twist is that the protagonist's thunder gets stolen by a little girl.

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She is so painfully fucking qt

I get why people shit on her for her acting abilities but when they say she’s ugly I know they’re just butthurt

fuck dany and fuck emilia

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That's even worse. This is a TV show, if it looks like shit over the main platform it is intended to be viewed on, they fucked up.

I looked for you on the catalog

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No, Azor Jaime is shit and Jaime is a dirtbag. I do not know how people don't get this after reading two fucking entire books from Jaime's POV. Yes, he is a person going on a redemption arc, but he is also a very bad guy. Same for Jorah. Same for Theon.

Watch it Gendry!

You didn't read a single Jaime chapter did you

Times you subverted expectations?

>Buy a coffee
>Cute cashier tells me to have a nice day
>Actually feel like shit for the rest of the day

NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE

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having a top-tier TV should not be expected of people so they can see the show

I don't know why people expected anything different.

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Maario Naharis

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>gendrys cum allowed Mellisandre to make that shadow demon
>gendrys cum allowed Arya to kill the Night King
Gendry is Azor Ahai, lads.

The Plumber that was Promised.

her forehead is massive

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it's not HBO's fault how your TV provider decides to broadcast the channel.
the web version is more "pure" because it's directly provided by HBO

Jaime would be the best choice do Azor Ahai

>You're going to grow up into a successful and happy man
>spend my young adult years shitposting about the fanfic equivalent of a fantasy series
EXPECTATIONS

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Faggot, I've read the books like five times. Jaime is a little bitch. Let's push aside the fact that he broke his vows, which was understandable
>destroyed a little boy's life
>watched tyrion's wife get raped and kept it a secret
>never loved his children just out of spite because they couldn't be recognized as his without problems
He did plenty of fucked up shit, fuck off, fanboy.

NKMIND

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I have terrible compression and banding with HBO Now

brainlet

youtube.com/watch?v=QHOT_GwlNzQ

B A S E D D & D

No, you're right. What is HBO's fault is the fact it looks like trash on HBO NOW - their own streaming service - even on a 100mb/s connection.

>Jaime Azor Ahai
>Jon Azor Ahai
>Sandor Azor Ahai
>Jorah Azor Ahai
>Beric Azor Ahai
So many great choices and they choose fucking Arya.

Was this appearance planned beforehand? Seems to me like they're doing damage control for killing the show for good.

>grow up with everyone telling you you have a chance to make it big
>decide not to, vidya, anime, and shows are too much fun
>everything i ever loved has turned to ashes and i genuinely enjoy my work now more than most video games and anime
It wasn't supposed to be like this. What went wrong?

why do you fucking care what the hacks have to say? you KNOW at this point that they will flat out lie and bullshit if they think it's a good idea

>pizza guy hands me my pepperoni
>"enjoy your pizza"
>"y-you too"
AND WHO... YOU IZ...

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>guy did bad shit before his redemption arc which means he's a bad guy
How the fuck else can you have a redemption if you weren't bad to begin with?

I 100% guarantee you that Arya is not Azor Ahai. They will bait people into being mad about their theories just so that in the end they can pull of some ridiculous shit and have Jon as Azor Ahai, or something like that.

What went wrong? Sounds like you grew up and all went well?

>pretending to be a bookfag

they send them a large skull. nothing implying that it was the mountain's

night scenes with low shit bitrate will always be unwatchable. I downloaded torrent, 1080p 5 gb almost and the bitrest is low 6800, i saw the entire episode good, but some scenes had artifacts, sky for example from ground shots etc.. BluRay probably will fix

What kind of names do White Walkers even have?

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>BAD MAN GOOD BECAUSE I LIKE BAD MAN DABIIDDDDD
This is your brain on fanfic.

enkay

>Order a coffee
>Get a grapefruit milkshake
What a twist

I like to imagine the White Walkers with really ghetto black names like Tyrone

This scene made sense and wasnt nearly as bad.

Just calibrate your TV bro

Just buy a $2000 OLED bro

Just wait for the long night bro

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No, the reason why winters are so long in this world is because the world is so huge.

The whole known world is just a bunch of small islands in a giant lake inside a giant continent.
Euron will take the survivors of the show to this giant continent on his newly built ship called the Black Whale.

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I come home and get so depressed by reading the news that I just play games from the 90s and even jerk off to 90s porn. I don't think that's healthy. The only thing left to be ruined is Berserk. Which, to be fair, Miura is working on very hard.

comfy S2 and 3 banter

>NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE
They ruined one of the best scenes of Ep2

Azor Ahai DOES NOT EXIST in the show. None of them are Azor Ahai.

I was fine with her offing Walder and the rest of the Freys, don't get me wrong but I knew that they'd do the same kind of thing with the NK.

don't get your hopes up, he also considered s6e9 and e10 to be one story

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I don't think long winters and the unpredictable seasons have anything to do with the NK. I think it has something to do with some wonky orbit of the planet

How is it pretending when you are incapable of giving a single good explanation as to why Jaime is a good person when I've given you plenty that he's a bad one? Like, you people are literal fucking apes. You're on the level of YAAAAS QUEEEEN but you pretend you're better because you like a guy. Die in a fucking fire, you stupid nigger. Just because you "decide" to be a good person doesn't change the fact that you've been a piece of shit, that's not how it works.

SSSSSRRRRRRAAAAAAKKKKKCCLLLEEEEKSHHHHHH

I wasn't referring to HBO Now, I was referring to the amazon channel
I forgot about HBO Now, and I know, it's shit
Amazon has the superior version, that's why pirate groups use them for their releases

>this scene made sense
Ok ok ok ok ok now I said I wouldn't fall for obvious bait but here's your (you)

may i speak my mind ur grace

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It was terrible. The Freys got killed off way too hastily and easily. Unironically read the books and see a proper revenge story in play.

Cast this fine Dornishwoman

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>Miura is working on very hard

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who the fuck even named him the night king? when was the first time in GOT that someone called him that

Nerds prefer vidya to tv and movies.
Nerd IPs have to pander to new audiences.
Plus the people writing and directing them are usually mediocre.

youtu.be/TfvVluNxujc?t=4390

they were talking about barristan and you know it

Seconded, I missed a couple of threads and I want more

>not this shit again

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Fuck you for reminding me

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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
WHEN YOU DON'T WANNA WAKE UP

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The name just materialized out of thin air one episode at the same time the 'character' also appeared.
Then every character starts saying it like they've known it the whole time.

Best Characters:
1. Azor Arya (Night King Slayer, suffered the most out of everyone but always pulls through. My savage little wolf cub.)
2. My lovely Dany (Most deserving of the Throne. Best girl, best khaleesi, best queen. Most pure and beautiful. Cute dragons.)
3. Tyrion Lannister (Smart and funny dwarf. Removed Tywin, another nonsensical patriarchal archetype that was shitting up the plot.)
4. Sansa Stark (Smartest Character, defeated Cersei, Baelish, Ramsay. Greatest character development. Keeps up with my Dany.)
5. Brienne of Tarth (Loyal and just to a fault. Completely destroyed the hound who exemplifies toxic masculinity. Justly executed the worst character.)

Worst Characters:
1. Stannis Baratheon (King of stupid. So vile, burned his own kid. Should have bent the knee to Renly. Worshipped by incels.)
2. Robert Baratheon (Stupid and cucked by Cersei. Indirect cause of everything wrong. Has no character but memes.)
3. Jaime Lannister (Slave to her sister's cunt. Mostly a smug idiot. Forced redemption arc that doesn't make sense.)
4. Baelish (Always thinks he is smarter than he actually is even when truly smart characters like Sansa are involved.)
5. Cersei Lannister (Ruined lots of lives. Stupid and arrogant. Foolishly opposes my Dany. Doesn't know when to give up.)

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Like carving a cake

user, I meant he's working very hard on trying to ruin it. Not finishing it in time counts as that too. I genuinely don't know if Miura is even real anymore. How is it possible that in 40 years nobody has new pictures of this faggot? It's always the same 3-4 ones from way back when.

That's because she stabbed him twice, you just didn't see it cuz Arya moves 2fast4u.

>dnd hearing any suggestions that aren't theirs makes them want to put an actor out of work
They just come off as such unlikable people.

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How about watching a show because it's actually good instead of playing pretend MSTK with your internet buddies?

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Dabid offered me a twist. At our parley. Mocked me, subverted me, destroyed my show, and offered me a twist. I thought he was drawing a script and went for mine own carefully crafted fanfiction. Was that his purpose, to make me show fear? Or was it one of his pointless jests? When he spoke of how unexpected the twist was, did his words have some hidden meaning? Only Dabid could vex me with a plot contrivance. He brought his doom on himself with his treason, but I did love him, /got/. I know that now. I swear, I will go to my grave thinking of my showrunner’s twist.

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smirks

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I know, I just couldn't help myself

>And then you get to the Feast for Crows and Dance with Dragons books I’m now finishing, which are really two halves of a book that dwarfs even Storm of Swords because they take place simultaneously. Those books have to be recombined and broken up into a least two seasons, or maybe even three seasons because there is a tremendous amount of material in that.
lol poor george must legit be bummed at how they treated AFFC/ADWD

>ARYA PLEASHE... I BEG YOU!

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it's at 1:13:10

with jews, ___ ____

>had a stroke and still looks beautiful
DANNYFAGS BTFO

Too bad the bad guy was trying to stab her face then for some reason let go

>spends whole life wishing his brothers never existed
>boo hoo I realized I loved him now that I fucked him to death
Stannis is such a shit character.

WHOOOOOOOOOORE

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>How about watching a show because it's actually good
Such as? Back then you had Rome, Deadwood, Sopranos, even Carnivale. What is there today? Young Pope, I suppose, if it ever gets another season, and Better Call Saul. That's it.

based and Euron pilled

>Her face in the last panel.

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STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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>maisie's choice is the worst
based

youtube.com/watch?v=Jkb-fcaBaaM

Fuck him for not getting involved more, when he wasn't even doing anything else

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youtube.com/watch?v=efkUk1VjZ0Q

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I don't know. People from Argentina would probably know.

They CUTE

speak, karstark

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>Nikolaj: "Definitely not Daenerys, she's an angry crazy woman."
BASED

>Stannis is such a shit character.
He is, to be honest. The more you read his chapters, the more you realize Stannis is a fucking retard. He's like one of those people that's good at doing a certain task but doesn't understand why others don't want him doing it. The fact that he might be an unlikable faggot doesn't even come into play in his thinking. And that's why he's a dumb autist that gets killed.

It kinda loses its charm

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I WILL PISS ON THEIR GRAVES

i love kit harrington as jon snow and there is absolutely nothing you guys can do to stop me

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based

DAENERYS TARGARYEN!! DU DU DU DU!

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Also, reminder...
actors who read the books after getting the role:
>jon
>osha
>ygritte
>daenerys
>missandei
>meera
>littlefinger
>robert
>theon

actors who had already read the books:
>rodrik cassel
>barristan
>loras
>viserys
>blackfish
>meera

actors who only read their chapters:
>jaime
>sansa
>catelyn
>oberyn
>brienne

actors who read "a few" books:
>gendry
>the hound
>samwell

actors whose parents have read the books:
>arya
>hodor
>robb
>cersei

actors who read AGOT:
>jorah
>eddard

actors who have emphatically never read the books:
>tyrion
>melisandre
>tywin
>davos
>stannis
>gilly
>margaery
>varys

HE'S THE ONLY TRUE KING BY RIGHTFUL

Gylbert of House Icicle

I like him too user, he doesn't make me question my sexuality like Jaime, but I still think he's great.

what charm

The Hound has done literally nothing since he came back

I wonder what it's like to have such a big ego.
Must be so nice to have such a secure and successful position in life.

>bum bum bum bum bum budduuuuuuum
>bum bum bum bum bum budduuuuuuum

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same thing happens in the book dumbass

>Nobody thought of using wildfire
probably could have grabbed a few hundred jars while down South

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actors who read the books after getting the role:
>meera
>actors who had already read the books:
>meera

lol

Win the Tournament William before i piss myself!

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>Sansa picks Azor Jaime
FUCKING APOLOGIZE

>get my shit together with lifting
>on easter go to church to bless the food and shit
>most buff person in the church
>two cute girls keep looking at me and giggle
>just wait it out, grab my basket and leave
I need an adult, I never planned beyond this point

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Forgot to cut that out, an user told me last thread to put her in the second category.

/ourahai/

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>Promise me, Ned

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oh my god.. that would be so easy haha.

but you can ruin it by getting rid of one of the dragons and opening up the flank...

I THINK THE BATTLE OF WINTERFELL SUCKS

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AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS
AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS
AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS
AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS
AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS
AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS
AZOR STANNIS
>AZOR STANNIS

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How many is “a few.” If Hound, Sam, and Gendry checked out after SoS I wouldn’t blame them

>Frosty
>Snowballs

And who... are you?

they did my nigga dirty

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NIGHTKING
WHAT A STUPID NAME, YOUR MOTHER WAS A PIG WITH A WHORE BESSIE

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>Still can hardly believe it really happened

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Damn Loras must have been blown about what they did to his character. He went from an interesting side-hero to a flaming buttboy

>Promise me, Ned

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Kraster
Brandon
Steve

now that the lord of kino is dead, which character demands the nicest shots

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It’s still dumb but not as bad because Arya was actually at the Red wedding and so is as good a candidate as anyone to kill the Freys. The main problem with her killing the NK was that she had literally only heard of the White Walkers the episode before

How would Tywin deal with the dead

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>If Hound, Sam, and Gendry checked out after SoS I wouldn’t blame them
But why? Feast and Dance are objectively superior works. Only really bad thing about them I'd say are the Brienne chapters in book 4. They never fucking end, and nothing happens.

I still think the last episode was one of the 3 fake endings they filmed. Next episode is going to be the true 3 and 4 cobbled in one.

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The fact that they made his sexuality a plot point is just sad. MAH MODERN COMMENTARY ruins everything

The One True King as always

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You just KNOW that Arthur Dayne fucked her

>stannis
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Imagine an alternative world where Maisie grew up like this

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Find a strongman like Robert to fight them and then take the credit and pretend to a genius. That's basically his MO - riding on coattails.

I just want to see Sophie Turner nude at this point.

Give how much of a dumb cunt he was? The exact same way as Cersei.

Kill the north to ensure their numbers don't swell, bottle them up at the neck

Sansa wants the Danish cock

OH NO NO NO NO

That woman is even uglier, so I fail to see your point.

seeing these 2 pics just made me realise how based miguel sapochnik is, he knows how to make the NK look threatening in his episodes compared to the S6/7 NK who was portrayed in a very bland way

It's time for the real Night King to appear

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>3 bottles of this could've killed a billion zombies

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>giving up your life for zombie Cat
>giving up your life for el goblina
Justice for my nigga Beric.

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>Craster Jr
>Craster III
>Craster IV
>Craster V
>Rudolph
>Craster VI

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I want to go back and rewatch season 2-5 but I'm afraid the quality whiplash might put me in a coma.

>on easter go to church to bless the food and shit
Are you a priest?

>Promise me, Ned

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>web.archive.org/web/20190502232343/https://ew.com/tv/2019/05/02/kit-harington-game-of-thrones-episode-season-8-episode-4/
>One of my favorite episodes is 4 because the characters have seemingly got what they needed,” Harington says of the roughly 20 main characters still gathered at Winterfell. “The world is safe now. They’re celebrating and saying goodbye to lost friends. But as an audience you’re going, ‘This is only episode 4, something’s going to happen.’ And that’s the cool thing because I think the characters are aware of this as well. There’s something twisted and uncomfortable about it. It’s so Shakespearian.

Sub-status: verted

>This is only episode 4, something’s going to happen.’ And that’s the cool thing because I think the characters are aware of this as well. There’s something twisted and uncomfortable about it. It’s so Shakespearian.

NK is still on the loose

Send a musician and have them play Rains of Castamere. The dead would then turn back.

D-Darkstar-sama... Will we ever meet again? Do you have POV chapters in Winds? SOMEONE TALLER

>Are you a priest?
nah you bring a basket of food for easter breakfast so its blessed by the priest

>tfw Bran saw Sansa naked but we haven't

People think Tywin was going to be potent against the Walkers. Probably not. He would just let them swallow up all other rivaling houses before making his move. The Starks are much better at this.

The more I think about it, the more I think the Night King should have won.

The defence should have been better. The Dothrakis should have been kept in reserve. The catapults should he been behind walls. And despite this, the Night King should have won.

I would even allow for Arya's moment. Let's say the Night King comes to kill Bran, and Arya discovers an ability to take a White Walker's face. She tries to sneak up to him under a White Walker body, only for him to smirk and kill her, obviously not fooled a moment. And then he kills Bran (but it's implied the boy still had a plan Doctor Strange style).

Fuck, I can see the scene in my mind.

My point is that they should have done everything perfectly, and still lose. That's how you do a great villain. Then the next episodes could have been about the remnant and stragglers of the siege coming to the south, and a last alliance with Cersei. Daenerys, losing everything but a dragon, humbling her. Jon losing almost all his family to the battler. Etc.

Wrong
>"My sister was looking for you at the Trident."

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This takes womens' progress back 100 years

episode three's rating has dropped from 9.7 to 8.8. on imdb in one week.

So Arya was Roose's cupbearer in the books
Roose was still loyal to Robb at the time
You would expect Arya to know who Roose Bolton is
Why was she his cupbearer?

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Worth it.

>Tywin proposes a treaty with Night King to sacrifice one thousand infants annually
>He invites all the White Walkers to commemorate peace and friendship
>Rains of Castamere starts playing
>Crossbowmen shoot dragonglass bolts and massacre White Walkers, ending the threat once and for all
>"And who, are you..."

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youtube.com/watch?v=xfSoVs7ZXZo
prepare for autism, on all sides

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The best part about Easter is going to the Resurrection at midnight and holding up your candle when it's cold as fuck with a bunch of other strangers in silence as the priest is chanting, only to come home at 2 am and smash some colored eggs and eat cabbage wraps. What a good time.

god i want her to sit on my face

>Watch Sansa get raped on repeat while qt wipes your ass
Bran got it all...

Are normies waking up?

i'm sick of you apologists allowing them to broadcast illegible shit so that the NPCs all buy the blu ray later in order to fully understand whats going on

So the “feeling” is Shakespearean but nothing actually happens. Episode 4 will just be like episode 1 all over again. Episode 5 will be the next battle with lots of deaths then episode 6 will be one final twist and wrapping the show up.

They’re just long as fuck and there’s less going on. I love the way they build on the world and set things up for WoW, but it is just that - lots of setup. Wasn’t trying to imply they’re bad though, I liked AFfC a lot

he's a manlet but he doesn't play jon wrongly, he nails the fight choreography and i agree with him every time when he talks about what he'd rather have jon do in an episode

i like him too user

>those digits
...ha..ha yes

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No, because even most normies wanted a le epic 1v1 with Jon and NK. That's why they are pissed.

post more nk kino shots

THEY NEVER LIKED IT. Stop thinking that two Twitter retards represent the normies - THEY DON'T. There's fewer of them than incels in this thread. Same for reactionfags - they have to make it look good, that's their job. Normies on average fucking hated it.

How the fuck is this possible? Tywin was God tier

>you can only watch one show at a time
jesus you're desperate to feel superior to someone today, aren't you?

Relax Satan

Kit is great as Jon, one of the few who actually took time to read the books and atleast attempt to play the character.

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It was always a plot point because he was madly in love w Renly, but they turned him into a whore so they could add another sex scene. In the books he’s so in love that he goes celibate after his boyfriend dies

I think you lost this war, the day you married her.

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Well, yeah, I got the feeling that the Brienne chapters exist only to build up the Blackfyres and stuff like that. Jame chapters are good, though, and I enjoyed the Quentyn and Sam ones as well. And I'd say Theon's book 5 chapters are probably the best thing Martin's ever written.

This is how I wish I could sound when discussing the show on Tuesday morning with my coworkers

But, you know, you gotta hide your power level

Anyone else kinda find it scary how incompetent the people in charge of these things are? Star Wars, Justice League, Sonic, Game of Thrones, some of the biggest franchises ever, millions of dollars, millions of fans, can't fuck them up, yet they keep finding ways to do it. It's a doomed timeline lads.

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GRRM:
>And then there are some things that are just don’t square with history. In some sense I’m trying to respond to that. [For example] the arranged marriage, which you see constantly in the historical fiction and television show, almost always when there’s an arranged marriage, the girl doesn’t want it and rejects it and she runs off with the stable boy instead. This never fucking happened. It just didn’t. There were thousands, tens of thousand, perhaps hundreds of thousands of arranged marriages in the nobility through the thousand years of Middle Ages and people went through with them. That’s how you did it. It wasn’t questioned. Yeah, occasionally you would want someone else, but you wouldn’t run off with the stable boy.
so uh, what about robb then

whos that?

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Because if you didn't notice the older cast members are way more experienced and talented. The younger cast really can't compete with their quality.

YOU’RE NEVER GONNA SEE NIGHT KING AGAIN

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if he only married frey and listened to roose and karstarks...

Yeah totally, I mean the Renly stuff was fine. I more meant what they did with the whole homosex is a sin and crime thing in season 5/6

They don't fuck them up though user, they're making more money than they ever have. The producers on these things just ultimately have a different priority than you do: popularity and money. You care about writing, and the integrity of the work, but they do not.

Aryas retarded, she doesn’t pay attention to heraldry, history, or anything else. Sansa, Robb, maybe even Bran would have recognized the Bolton colors but Arya has a single digit IQ

>how incompetent the people in charge of these things are?
They're as competent as the viewers require them to be. All of these franchises are making a fuckton of money.

based

Is Carice /ourgal?/

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Well, Tywin isn't really playing book-Tywin. He's just playing his show character, which is Benioff's self-insert daddy he wishes he had.

If only.

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>2019
>I am forgotten

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Bran will be the next Ice King

They didn't even do it well. Loras gets tried for it, and has to confess for it, then he ends up getting incinerated in the Sept explosion anyway. Doesn't exactly send a very pro-gay message to the audience.

Do you have low verbal iq (not meant an insult) and couldn't explain why it sucked or just prefer not to shit on other peoples enjoyment and start conflict.

meera is /ourgirl/

>he had time to watch more than one show at a time
I don't care about NEET opinions.

They're making money on name alone, that was the point of "can't fuck them up", the problem is that no one likes them

absolutely

That's what happens when art becomes a product, user. It's not even the industry anymore, or capitalism even, it's plain indifference and incompetence on a societal level.

always loved this shot

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>FROM THE DUSTY MESA....

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The one where pushing Judeo-Marxism became more important than telling a story for sheer entertainment value.

what if bran was the big baddie of the series

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Robb married Jeyne Westerling because he took her virginity and felt bad about it, plus he got murdered for it. That’s much different than what GRRM is talking about here. Of course the show turned it into that.

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In the books, Robb fucks a minor noble when he's depressed and accidentally impregnates her. He ends up marrying her because he feels compelled by duty, it has nothing to do with love.

>Based D&D

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>shhee eye aye
>forgotten
impossible

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Well, of course is. His entire character arc amounted to nothing. Nothing he did mattered, it never led to anything, he never actually said what his goal was.

Back in the day, I originally thought he would be the one to destroy the Wall in order to use the chaos to take the Throne. But that's too clever for D&D so they just killed him because that's one less person they have to write for.

>The younger cast really can't compete with their quality.
Joffrey was one of the best
Robb, Ramsay and pre-death Jon were also great

NEW

PLEASE MIGRATYE

>ep4 is filler
>ep5 is subverted expectations
>ep6 is probably more filler with a sprinkle of surprise

reminder that the NK in the show exists only so arya can kill the entire army of the dead in one hit

It was the dwarfs head that Cercei received, they even say that it's was a large head. They probably sent that instead of the mountains

top 3 most iconic single shots from the show, maybe #1

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He was half-unconscious and delirious from the pain. Basically Robb got raped, girl got pregnant, he refused to make the kid live as bastard (maybe as a consequence of his friendship with Jon)

The One True Kang

>black
>snowstorm
>livestream with millions of viewers
compression out of the ass son

Why is he so attractive and perfect bros?

>father of the year
Wonder how she reacted to him burning his daughter

Nigga stop posting this it's not even long enough to be considered good copypasta

>girl got pregnant(book)
no she didn't you fucking moron

I'm articulate enough to express myself but I don't think I could do a 10 minute plus rant off the cuff like this

Mostly it's the second one though, as much as I was disappointed in how the episode went I wouldn't want to start a whole conflict with people I work with day to day over it

When I said I didn't believe Arya could jump as far/high as she did one coworked just said "this is a story with dragons and magic in it, being able to jump far isn't that big a deal"

... Which was a bullshit response but I digress

NEW THRED

>Searching for posts that contain ‘stannis’. Returning only first 1000 of 216891 results found.
based

always loved richard brake's NK more than the new one, but he does have a big fucking head compared to his body
i actually think i liked the NK's appearance in S8E3 the most out of all his appearances

BASED MY KNEE IS SO BENT RIGHT NOW

the people who inherited these things didn't deserve them
this is what happens when you puppet a dead corpse of a franchise

>Real Night King has been hiding and got a doppelganger to fake his death and the deafeat of his army, army of the dead at Winterfell was a magic illusion and a ploy consisting of phantom fighters for the whole time
>Real Baelish has been hiding and got a doppelganger to fake his death, knights of the vale were informed about this the whole time
>Real Baelish and real nighty actually formed an alliance, nighty gets human children and Baelish rules over the realm
>Knights of the Vale keep doing sabotage, Bronze Royce was not on the battlefield, as he helped the wights get through the stone walls
>Royce ordered the blacksmiths not to put leather on the armour
>Both Nighty and Baelish planned on betraying each other at one point
>They attack after Jon, Dany, Sansa, Tyrion, Euron, Cersei and Qyburn have destroyed each other

"Littlefinger would see the realm burn, if he could be king of the ashes"
Let that sink in for a minute.

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If Stannis literally just came ouf of nowhere and did that I would unironically start cheering like the people I make fun of.

I was in a Casino once in Lake Charles, LA (Laberge) and some big tittied bitch wore a dress just like that and sat down next to while I was gambling. I started looking more at her snatch than my cards and stated losing and I asked if she was for sale.

She got offended and said that she wasnt for sale but generous men were generous with her and I told her I preferred to buy what I want she decided I wasnt a generous man and moved on, but I am to this day pretty convinced that the Casino paid her to walk around showing her snatch to distract the gamblers.

>Screams fuck for 30 minutes while bringing up the same points as every other complaint video
Why do people like this guy again? Goddamn Preston's the only tuber with any nuance in his videos

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I'VE COME FOR YOU, USURPER.
>stannis takes the night king's crown
>kills everyone at winterfell
>raises them
>marches on the south

She didn't get pregnant. Maybe latter it is kinda talked about in a Jaime chapter. But he married her because of muh honor and because he saw what a shit Cat was to Jon and didn't want that to happen.

>I'VE COME FOR YOU, USURPER.
based and kekpilled

white walkers/night king
>set up for 70 hours over 8 years (or 23 years for bookfags) by George R. R. Martin and D&D
>killed by arya coming flying from offscreen then doing a silly move, which solves the entire problem. now 3 episodes of filler and over

snoke
>"set up" in a 2 hour move only 2 yrs before TLJ by J.J. "Mystery Box" Abrams, RJ has to do something with the non-character
>killed by his apprentice kylo ren, grandson of darth vader, by smartly using the force to turn on the lightsaber and impale him. this only somewhat improves the situation as snoke's guards try to avenge him, and does nothing long term as kylo ren now controls the first order. kylo ren gets luke killed, and it allows sheev to return, etc etc

TLJ is a fucking masterpiece compared to GOT S8E3

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