The absolute state of redditors

will this thing I'm writing get published?

>literally have to be reminded not to end their own worthless lives

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Semicolon is a gay pride symbol. Not shitting you. But I can't explain mental illness

No wonder they self harm then.

Will Stannis be in episode 4?

the only """people""" who cut their wrists are crybaby attention whores
it doesn't even work and takes like 2 hours if it does

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Littlefinger alive?

>Should I diet????

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>They even went full retard and did the "I'm gonna do the tattoo upside down because I'M the one looking at it"
If you ever get a tattoo, especially text, never do this. It just looks retarded and you're going to go the rest of your life with a tattoo that makes you look like you fucked up.

over a minute to die from an explosion?

>You're not the boss of me now
>Littlefinger desires chaosh most of all
>If everything's chaotic there'll be no one to be the boss of him
Yeah, i'm thinking he's back.

How would you even count agony?

Ask the survivors. Pretty simple.

How the fuck does it take 18 minutes to die from being hit by a train? Is it late or something?

Man, look at that disgusting lump of fat called a wrist. Wish they killed themselves.

>Shotgun to head
I can't even imagine surviving that. I bet there's vids of that on liveleak but I'm not gonna look it up

>be mortician working in a morgue
>bloated corpse of late twenties/early thirties land whale gets rolled in
>see tattoo on wrist "Not Today"
>Well I guess today wasn't your day huh?

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Is Hollywood the place to go to be raped by (((the elite))) and then be killed by them when they think you are all used up in the name of Moloch?

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>Is it late or something?

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Will everyone in this thread getting an unconditionally loving wife

>cutting only marginally less agonising than being gutshot

That bracelet is holding on for dear life

If it decapitate me you, it’s fast.

A lot of people who get hit chicken out at the last second but still get a mortal injury they slowly die from.

You'd think cutting would have been phased out by now. I feel like the younger generation deals with depression better now because of irony.

>Is Hollywood the place to go to be raped by (((the elite))) and then be killed by them when they think you are all used up in the name of Moloch? Well Dewie you should know!

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hmmm

Imagine the moment when they're actually dying and look down at the bloated, blurred-out ink plot that this tattoo has become

>oh yeah, that show from 50 years ago
>why did I think this was cool?

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>Is it late or something?
fucking kek

How is fire only 95? What's 100?

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Waking up every day as a POC/non-hetero/female in a world ruled by and for straight white men

>What's 100?
Living till you die of old age

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>I tattoed myself with some witty approved-by-corporate meme/slogan

Disgust is too weak of a feel about those "people"

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I'm going to get a tattoo on my forehead that just says "BING BING WAHOO" in old english letters

>Is it late or something?

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Will i ever have sex?

>that feel when I was in the hospital with IVs and now I have wrist marks
>tfw I went for a check up and the new doctor didn't know about it and asked "do you cut yourself" like I'm some emo cunt

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That's not self harm. That's attention seeking.

>Shotgun to head
>Lethality 0.99

Oh fug.

Should I consider infidelity?

>Explosives 3.75 agony
Based snackbars

How are IV marks in any way similar to cut marks?

are you a retard it's not upside down to themselves.

shotgun to chest quicker than shot gun to head? And shot gun to head takes 1.7 minutes to work? That list is bullshit. They pulled most of those numebrs except the obvious ones out of their asses.

>Is it late or something?

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I was in a coma so they cut my wrists and elbows and inserted IVs or something into my blood.

They hold the shot gun almost vertically because they almost chicken out and blow off their faces. Good idea not to look it up.

I wonder, how much do they weight.
I am pretty fatass, but I still can grab around the wrist with one hand.

You'd be surprised how easy it is to fuck up shooting yourself in the head

sci-hub.se/https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j.1943-278X.1995.tb00959.x

>Grandpa, what does that tattoo mean? Is it from an old philosopher or someone who meant a lot to you in life?
>I....can't...quite remember. There was something about an alcoholic dwarf....and a eunuch I believe. Then there was a dragon and the ice king got stabbed by a ninja goblin. Yes, I remember it now, and there was a big ogre man whose life's work was to hold open a door, he even named himself after it, you know. And the sand snakes too, fantastic! Oh, those were such gilded days, child.
>Grandpa, I think we need to have another talk about going in that retirement home.

>my attention whore scars aren't visible enough, let's put a giant black text over them for even more attention
The absolute state of roasties.

will avatar 2 permanently destroy capeshit?

is it some kind of ironic shit like the alt-right with the okay symbol ?

Oh I do know. Some people put the gun against their temples and blow their eyes out, or do what I wrote two posts above yours.

Yeah it is possible to shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and survive. The key is to aim at the base of your skull where it meets the spine and not the roof of your mouth or else you will just blow off your face without hitting anything vital. There's some gruesome pictures online of suicide survivors missing half their face and almost always requires extensive plastic surgery.

>mfw seeing shit like this

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if people want attention, it's better to give it to them than to complain.

>when dewy says your cock isn't big enough to have sex
Oof

Am I gonna get a big titted gf? If dubs it'll be the opposite answer.

reddit.com/r/gameofthrones/comments/bk2k6o/no_spoilers_my_tattoo_that_i_got_to_remind_me_to/

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I guess a shotgun to the chest just deals more reliable trauma. It makes sense if you think about it ballistically.

you're full of shit

Should I fund Bloodborne the board game on kickstarter

Will I ever scape the material world and dab on the Demiurge?

Will I get a gf this month?

>A phrase about delaying the bad things in life is popular with young imbeciles

Who would've thought.

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>redditors
>claim to hate a website
>can't stop giving them attention

I once knew a girl with that dog paw tattoo (you know the one) so I told her it's a secret symbol for people who fuck dogs.

I don't know if that's true or not but she got really upset and I bet she thinks about it all the time now.

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It's a slippery slope. Right now, women all over the world are selling nudes, panties etc and treat sex like a commodity precisely because people have given them attention.

Deny any and all attention to women, no matter how much they plead and maybe we'll get over this degenerate behaviour.

>life is unfair :(

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kek

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>shotgun to head
>99%

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Ever heard of guilty pleasures? I love watching their retarded GoT threads with their retarded opinions.

i think i understand now...

Was the holocaust real?

if you're gonna get a tattoo only for everyone else to see, don't get it

Will I fuck the cute redhead that I work with?

Will the final GOT episodes redeem the show?

That’s the wrist of a fat chick lol

Yea Forums is basically reddit now

They're both EXACTLY how I pictured them to be

Shotgun to the head is an OP as fuck way to go tho. Cyanide and pills are fucking stupid and hanging yourself will probably just hurt like a bitch and not kill you for like an hour.

>is it late or something

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is /pol/ always right?

>hanging yourself will probably just hurt like a bitch and not kill you for like an hour.
you're supposed to break your neck, suffocation is the backup

>20.5k upvotes
>Everyone being that fake crapsacharrinely supportive

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>those comments
what the fuck

it's really easy to fuck that up though

the best way is a high caliber pistol either reliably through the roof of the mouth or through the soft cavity directly behind the ear (you can feel it)

And please wrap your head in a wet towel to both lessen the mess for those who find you, and to dampen the sound as much as possible so that in the chance you do aim slightly off you will still bleed out before somebody can recover you

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>Is it late or something?

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It’s generous of you to assume she won’t lose that arm to diabetes long before then.

I thought people usually only lost feet to diabetes. If they're working their way up to your hands you're done anyway.

Imagine being such an attention whore that not only do you cut yourself in obvious places for others to see, and not only do you get a HUGE meme-tattoo there for everyone to EXTRA see, but then you put it ONLINE to get INTERNET POINTS about how brave you are.

I hate game of thrones, I hate reddit and I hate everyone

Will I regret watching this?

Not if you've seen gore before.

>Yeah it is possible to shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun and survive

I know. Saw that Dr.G episode. The guy was alive for some time before he did the second shot, afaik.

keklol

YASS QUEEN SLASH

I realize that bodies distribute fat differently but I still don't fully understand how you get fat fingers/wrists

is it like water

That's what happens when you flail your arms around in anger.

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Even us, your honking friends?

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Holy shit I forgot about this fat bitch. 2015-16 was a crazy time.

Must have forgotten to look at their tattoo that day

Yea Forumsirgins seething cause they don't have the balls to get a cool inspirational tattoo with a nice message like that. so they end up in a circle jerk coping and hating on others.

LMAOing @ your lifes

Is that guy Japanese? Because Nip conductors are so jaded that hitting a salaryman is just another Tuesday for them.

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And what do we say to the god of death? NOT TO FUCKING DAY! Take my gold. Take it all. This wins big.

will i get a hot gf this year

Will I die alone?

Will I die alone?

were you molested while filming malcom in the middle?

If i write a self improvement book for retards such as myself will i get a ton of money out of it?

I dont even remember what the relevance of this quote is. Who says it and why again?

is it true that the show name "malcom in the middle" refers to the actor playing malcom being used as the meat in a producer sandwich?

Will i get a GF soon

F

this hurts me

it's to remind them that they only have half a colon after the sex change surgery.

I have no idea what this is a reference to. Maybe GoT because of the font, but all I can think of is Buzz Lightyear saying
>Not today, Zurg!

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so a stick of tnt between the teeth is the best way to go?

Should i ask her to be my gf?

These

Imagine permanently marking your body after a shitty series that everyone will forget in 5 years.

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>terminated

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Should I try and improve myself

Will I have sex?

It's like cancer in written form

Tragically underrated

Will I fulfill my dream of being a wagie?

Since it's a tattoo thread, has anyone got the picture of the fat chick with the 'Tears in Rain' speech on her arm where she's fucked up and put 'star ships on fire' rather than 'attack ships on fire'? Saw it in a thread the other day and forgot to save it.

JUST

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>Yea Forumspol/ complaining about reddit
yikes

Cheers mate.

>why the semi colon?
>I thought she survived colon cancer.
Fucking kek.

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Do you have the one from Arrival where she tattooed what she thought was the alien sign for "hope" or some shit and it turns out she tattooed the sign for the protags name?

Only kino tattoos allowed here

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Programmer pride?

Is there another grrm twist in the show?

I fucking hate Americans so much

will the US cease to exist in 2025?

Based.

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Wonder, did she use butter knife to cut herself?

Why is every person on reddit so pretentious

Will I ever find a way to get the money I desire?

American influence, I suppose. Scandinavians and Krauts are no better, but only an American combines general faggotry and the sense of faux-moral-superiority with desire to claim, how awesome he/she is.

WHY

Are you alive?

dewie, will you suck my cock

for mega lolz, it's literally self-explanatory.

Because mega lolz

What do we say about eating healthily?

>those cuts
>the cringe tattoo
>the armband being fully streched
You could probably get a tune from it.

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Are golf rumors true ?

How to get wrists as meaty as this ?
I'm a guy with skinny wrists and skinny arms

get some weight gain 4000

Will I pass uni?

why is it always fat bitches?

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What is this Agony meter. Do they ask people who kill themselves how much it hurts?

>Reddit
It's all so tiring

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yes, and?

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will I get a big tiddy goth gf?

Will OP have sex?

Jesus look at those chonky wrists

Fat people ruin everything

>I was on the edge of my seat the whole episode

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why isn't there any semblance of anything recognizable here?

this is why we need fascism

The brain continues functioning for more than a minute without oxygen supply.
Also humans don't tend to die from shock so unless you splatter your brain matter nice and clean everywhere you'll always spend a moment of agony no matter the method.

i dont think spilling over the side of the seat counts

Top kek

Will I get a qt kpop GF?

Fuck trains

It's also pussy shit, doesn't even hurt and the scars make you look gay as hell. When I was an emo druggie I dug a pretty nice chunk out of my bicep that looks great to this day.

could it be because he shot himself in the face with a shotgun

Who could be so stupid to believe that this is real? It has LARP written all over it.

It's painfully obvious the guy is bulllshitting. Come on.

It's a symbol for almost killing yourself but not doing it.
>could have ended the sentence but didn't

i wish my country had freedom sticks, all the methods available to me are trash

Am I going to hook up with Mieke?

are you fucking retarded

>>I was on the edge of my seat the whole episode
They love that phrase

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probably chickening out and getting grazed

Explain, I don't watch GoT

Underrated kek

They all need to have that pseudo-intellectual smarm in their posts to rack up those sweet sweet internet points. Just posting something honest and regular might mean you get buried to the bottom.

no, that doesn't answer the question even slightly. maybe try thinking deeper than a puddle

Should I break up with my gf tomorrow?

why is onions cinema so popular with reddit?

Did you get molested during your time at MitM?

Tis but a scratch

>is it late or something?

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